It was the security guard who came into the neighborhood to patrol.

Huh?

The security guard saw a group of people crouching in the four corners of the Mercedes Benz, and thought they were about to unload the tires.

But if you look closely, no, they're blowing the tires.

Looking at the Buick GL8 next to him, the security guard was suddenly not calm, isn't this the car that forced his way in just now?

He was slapped just now.

The reflex is average, and the security guard runs away if he wants to turn around.

These fierce gods are vicious, he can't hide yet, how dare he care?

"Brother, it's the night shift!" Lu Ping accosted him.

Only then did the security guard notice that there was a person sitting on the side of the road.

If you look closely, isn't this the big brother who threw his hat at himself......?

"Big brother, what are you ......" The security guard calmed down his emotions for a while before he dared to tiptoe over.

Lu Ping lit up his mobile phone: "Fight * landlord." ”

A pun intended.

"Oh, playing cards. The security guard glanced at the gang again: "Then they ......"

Lu Ping said: "I'm practicing lung capacity." ”

"Train your lung capacity?" The security guard pondered for a moment, and suddenly said: "Gao, big brother, Gao! Everyone else is running and cycling, so you can train your lung capacity." You're ...... I practiced my lung capacity without moving, this trick is high. Then you must be a ...... ......Martial arts instructors? They're all your apprentices?"

Lu Ping was a little embarrassed: "Brother, your imagination is amazing, and you are a security guard." ”

The security guard looked surprised: "Big brother, do you mean...... You will take me as a vain? I ...... I'm fine on duty at night anyway, so why don't I go over and practice with them? ”

Lu Ping said: "You better patrol your Luo first." ”

The security guard nodded: "Big brother is right, you can't derelict your duties, you can't derelict your duties......"

"That's right. "What else can Lu Ping say?

The security guard was patrolling and thinking, that big brother was simply unfathomable.

Those people are mighty and majestic, and they are all very strong. But they were still so modest, and they came to visit him in the evening and practiced their lung capacity under his guidance......

This method of practicing lung capacity is really ingenious and unique!

Except for this brother, who can come up with such a clever trick?

Neither disturb the people, nor do you have to run sweaty.

For a while, Adoration +1!

After a while, Lu Ping played and fought * The landlord lost all the points.

I still have little fun and no experience.

"How's it going?" Lu Ping put on his mobile phone and walked to the Mercedes-Benz with his hands upside down.

Cao Ermengzi stood up, rubbed his cheeks and said, "Brothers did their best, you see...... Facts have proved that no matter how hard you work, relying on manpower, you really can't blow your breath!"

Lu Ping nodded: "Oh, I know this." ”

Do you know that we are still being asked to do all this useless work? Our cheeks are numb and our teeth are falling out.

But he didn't dare to say it.

Cao Ermengzi had a pitiful look of 'begging to be let go'.

"There's an inflator in the trunk, go get it!" Lu Ping waved his hand and pressed the car key.

Cao Ermeng personally opened the trunk and took out a foot-pedal emergency inflatable cylinder.

Advanced weapons!

Cao Ermeng was so excited that he was about to cry.

He almost knelt down as if he had seen his own father!

He personally held the inflator and inflated the tires himself.

This foot-operated inflatable cylinder is slow to inflate, but at least it can be inflated!

One by one, one by one, makes people feel that the gas is circulating.

As if witnessing the power of the atomic bomb, the brothers covered their cheeks excitedly and shouted in their hearts.

"Up, up, tires up!"

"Just a few hundred more hits of this tire, wow, it's fast!"

"Brother Meng, come on, come on, come on!"

“......”

Four tires, one after the other, are inflated.

Cao Ermengzi stretched out his hand to wipe his sweat, looking at the bulging tires, he deeply realized the connotation of the words "glorious labor".

If it weren't for the atmosphere, the brothers would have wanted to applaud and celebrate.

"Okay?" Lu Ping went over to check.

Cao Er Mengzi panted and said, "Okay, the four are all charged." ”

The group touched their cheeks and looked at Lu Ping with blank eyes, begging for God's forgiveness.

One by one, the desire to go home is strong.

"I often go home to see, go home and see. ”

"Even if it's helping mom brush her chopsticks and wash the dishes. ”

This song, which has always been considered very pretentious by them, only then did they feel that it was really good to sing.

Lu Ping handed over a bank card to Cao Ermeng.

Huh?

But Cao Ermeng didn't dare to take it, and hurriedly shook his head: "It's just this little job, you don't have to pay for a tire." ”

Lu Ping looked disgusted: "Do you really dare to think about it? Take the card, and put the money on this card tomorrow." ”

It's not too early, and Lu Ping went through the simple procedure this time.

Otherwise, you have to make it up, and if you don't make it up, you have to transfer money on WeChat.

Troublesome.

"You mean, let me send you money?"

"Or else?"

After experiencing this thrilling experience, Cao Ermeng also became smarter, and nodded again and again: "Understood, understood." Now we are all doing this, spending money to eliminate disasters, spending money to eliminate disasters! You ...... How much do you think is appropriate?"

Lu Ping said: "Go and consult your brother with a burning cigarette scar, he understands the market." ”

"Oh, I know, I know. Cao Er Mengzi responded hehehe.

At this time, he seemed to suddenly realize the truth in seconds.

Brother Scar of this dog day, where is he squatting for two days and not waiting for anyone, he obviously lost his soldiers and didn't dare to say it!

I'm afraid that his fate at that time was not much better than himself, right?

No wonder before he came, Brother Scar said to him inexplicably: "Bring more money." ”

That's what happened!

Villain, definitely villain......

Outside the cell.

On the Buick.

That day repeats itself.

Cao Er Mengzi and his subordinates covered their cheeks.

"What do you mean, old six, everyone is covering the right cheek, you are covering the left cheek!"

"Brother Meng, I'...... I'm left-handed!" The sixth innocent lying gun.

Who can think of it, can you think of it? Can you think of it? Can you think of a bad three? A driver can fight like this!"

"I can't imagine it, Brother Meng, this kid is against the sky, and he is so powerful that he will die. How can I explain to Brother Shan when I go back?"

"I'll give you an eggplant! This time, it's Brother Scar, who left us a hand. If you don't act righteously, push us into the fire pit, this is! This guy can pretend, we will accompany him to pretend! Unified caliber, and say it when we go back...... Let's just say that we cut the driver surnamed Lu. In this way, at least Brother Scar can be crushed and not looked down upon. ”

"Well, Brother Meng's idea is good!

"As long as we endure these few days, wait for one person to come back, and then find this driver to settle the account!"

"Brother Meng refers to...... Smiling scholar?"

As soon as they heard the words 'smiling scholar', everyone's faces changed suddenly.

Even, creepy.

And then there was no word all the way.

yes, someone who can make everyone feel creepy.

How terrible must he be?

PS: I want tickets, I want tickets, I want tickets......