Chapter 527: Screening the Super God (2-in-1)
In the quiet of the theater.
Everyone held their breath and looked forward to the start of the feature film.
On the screen, a very abstract oil painting-style intro begins to play.
And huge subtitles appear.
Chief Producer: He Xiao
Chief Director: He Xiao
Screenwriter: He Xiao
Starring: He Xiao, Ma Dan
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A whole row of "He Xiao" was listed, which was quite domineering, so that the audience in the theater couldn't help but cast curious glances at He Xiao in the front row.
"Isn't that too high-profile?"
He Xiao blinked, being stared at by so many peers, and said a little uncomfortably.
"It's just realistic, what's high-profile. Lin Yunkai didn't think so, isn't it normal to write, direct, and act by himself? In the film and television industry, it is not a surprising operation.
On the screen, the intro is played, and the feature film begins to enter the state.
He Xiao borrowed his brother-in-law's Maserati to show his majesty in front of his classmates, and the audience also understood that this "Charlotte Troubles" was not a foreigner named Charlotte, but the protagonist was called Charlotte.
"I did all this for the sake of the person who was secretly hiding in my heart. ”
"Her name is Qiuya. ”
"When she was in school, she was very famous and was recognized by the whole school, and I was even more famous and was a joke recognized by the whole school. ”
"But I don't understand, why would such a beautiful girl marry a pig in the end?"
"I want to have a flash of inspiration on her most important day, and then disappear forever, and become a male god that will never be touched in her life. ”
"Although I am not the main character today, I want to wear the most handsome clothes. ”
"But the sad thing is that I** actually collided with the emcee!"
"Did you go to the wrong room?"
As soon as the movie began to air, dense laughter came like raindrops, making the audience under the screen laugh all at once.
Every line is almost a classic.
"This is the movie He Xiao made?"
"Absolutely!"
"Haha, it's more interesting than I thought. ”
Many media and film critics began to raise their interest, and a few absent-mindedly playing with their mobile phones also put away, with serious expressions on their faces, and watched the screen.
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on the playground.
Zhang Yang and Meng Te squatted in the one-person-high grass to smoke, and Dasha Chun stood behind the two of them, constantly fanning the smoke above their heads.
"Charlotte is good enough to beat the teacher. ”
"I said there was something wrong with Charlotte's brain, it was too scary, I had to avoid him in the future. ”
"You don't need to, you're yin, Ke him. ”
"I hate it, I don't want to play with you boys, I'm angry with my mother. ”
"Silly spring, pinch your cigarette. ”
Silly Chun took the cigarette, "I have a little opinion on this matter......"
"Smoking next to the toilet, that stupid guy, which class are you, get out of here with me!"
There was a lot of laughter in the theater.
It's so funny!
The role of Dasha Chun is simply played by an actor, and the image of being stunned is easy to win everyone's favor, because this type of classmate will exist in everyone's youth.
So the role of Dasha Chun is very likable, and the ingenious character design makes everyone laugh.
And Zhang Yang, played by Zhang Wei, also shows the appearance of the gangster student to the fullest, the details hidden in his eyes and the expression of his body movements can perfectly coincide with a student in every audience's memory.
One of the successes of the play "Charlotte's Troubles" also lies in this, although it is a scene of time-traveling, it is very close to reality, and every student in it can find the corresponding original form in real life, as if this story happened around you and me.
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The movie continues to play.
The laughter in the theater was accompanied by waves and never stopped.
In a small alley near the school.
The gangster Chen Kai played by Xiang Dayong appeared, and his little brother in the shape of "Yagami" also made the audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, why is it that even the King of Fighters is out of here!"
"Don't say it, the King of Fighters series was really popular in that era. ”
"I was able to play for two coins for a day, I really miss it. ”
"Ahhh
A murmur erupted in the audience, all of which were reminiscents of the past years.
The King of Fighters, as a classic arcade game that once swept the country's video game halls, is the youth memory of many generations, although each character in it cannot be seen or touched in real life, but like the closest old friends, accompany everyone.
And now, in "Charlotte's Troubles", He Xiao made the real image of Yagami, the first popular character of the King of Fighters series that became popular all over the country in the 90s, undoubtedly play a good card of emotional killing, which made the movie scene feel emotional.
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on screen.
The fierce "fight" is about to break out.
"Your name is Charlotte?"
"You're crazy!"
"You tell us, don't bully me, I'll jump over the building, my head is not good!"
"Who is Nima scaring about?
"Don't be crazy, you don't inquire about this piece, who doesn't know my eldest brother Chen Kai!"
"I'll tell you, Qiu Ya is my brother and sister, why don't you stay away from her in the future?
"Big brother, from now on, I will buy out your brother's title!"
“......”
Teacher Wang passed by.
"What for?"
"Get out!"
Mr. Wang ordered water and left the scene.
"Kill him!"
“......”
On the steps of the flyover.
Ma Dongmei's tears rolled in her eyes: "As long as you tell me now that you hate me, I will disappear in front of you forever." ”
"I ......"
"You say!"
"Ma Dongmei!"
"Say it!"
“...... Not annoying. ”
"Hey, I'll just say you don't hate it, hahahaha, don't follow me, I'm going home for dinner~~~"
“...... Iniquity!!"
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Halfway through the film, the plot is getting better, and with this wave of interaction with the female lead, another classic song "Too Soft Heart" in the world of black mobile phones sounded as an interlude.
Although he only sang two sentences, the melodious melody still made the eyes of many people present shine.
"This He Xiao is worthy of being a musical genius, casually singing something with only two sentences, it is so good. ”
In the row where the director's friends are, Liu Haibo, a top director in China and a member of many international awards, couldn't help but praise with admiration on his face.
Liao Yuqing smiled and said, "Brother Liu, this is the first time you have praised He He after the film was broadcast, or you should simply accept him as an apprentice." ”
Since the screening of the movie "Charlotte's Troubles", Liu Haibo's attention has been unprecedentedly concentrated, his eyes are also full of love, and his mouth is constantly praised.
You must know that as a famous director, this master's vision is surprisingly vicious, and even the works of many excellent directors are not looked down on at all in his eyes.
If you want to hear a "good" word in his mouth, it has to be lucky.
It is not difficult to see how much of a surprise He Xiao's movie gave him.
In the face of Liao Yuqing's proposal, even though he knew it was a joke, Liu Haibo still shook his head, waved his hand and said: "I can guide He Xiao in the use of shooting skills, but I will never accept him as an apprentice, this kid is a demon who can't come out of the world for hundreds of years, where can I accommodate him in this small temple." ”
"I'm afraid that after just two or three plantings in my door, I will surpass my old bones. ”
Hearing Liu Haibo's such a high evaluation, and even compared He Xiao to a demon, Liao Yuqing was stunned, he turned his head to look at He Xiao sitting in the first row of the movie theater, and his heart was turbulent.
In the matter of filming, he Liao Yuqing may look at the wrong person, but Liu Haibo will definitely not, this is the master of Chinese film directors, how many awards and honors have he won in his life?
"He Xiao, He Xiao, it's just that you are a genius in music, and you have such a rare talent in movies, could it be that you are really a treasure given to me by God in the Chinese entertainment industry?"
Liao Yuqing recalled the bits and pieces since he met He Xiao, thinking about his superb performance on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the couplet competition with several literary heroes at the literary circle gathering, and evoking the memory of "Me and You" that amazed the global audience at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, and finally sighed deeply.
He knew that this time he had no eyes, and he picked up a stone and shot himself in the foot again.
Although he didn't go to the premiere of "Restart Twenty-Five" today, he believes that Shake Light will never make a movie that can threaten the level of "Charlotte's Troubles".
After all, just watching the first half of the film, "Charlotte's Troubles" has surpassed 95% of commercial films in China.
Dense laughs, smooth shots, reasonable plot, and just the right soundtrack...... "Charlotte's Troubles" is really much ahead of most of today's movies in terms of quality.
As long as the second half doesn't collapse, then this will be a movie that can be watched N times over and over again.
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screen.
The movie continues to play.
The plot has gone two-thirds of the way.
Xia Luo and Ma Dongmei were on their way home when they were directly taken away by two men in black.
"Taxi! taxi!"
"Master, please, hurry up and keep up with the car in front!"
After a drag racing scene that ended before it started, the taxi driver complained: "What kind of thing is this, just a traffic light gives me a whole blood boiling." ”
The audience was already laughing.
Hahahaha!
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In the footage.
Xia Luo was pushed into a private room of KTV, and Zhang Ya, who starred in her true colors, appeared.
As a guest actor, Zhang Ya's appearance obviously made a voice of surprise in the cinema, and many people didn't know that Zhang Ya joined this play.
Although there are only a few shots, the popularity of the national diva is still strong, and the audience is full of energy, wanting to see what kind of effect Zhang Datian, who has never acted in a movie, will participate in a movie for the first time in his life.
"Hello Charlotte. ”
"My God, are you Sister Ya?"
"Sister Ya, you don't know, I like you very much, I will order you as soon as I enter the KT......V! Order your songs. ”
"Hehe, I can't see it, young man, you're good at chatting?"
"I have heard your songs and appreciate your talent very much, and I came to you today to invite you to perform with me. ”
The words fell, and before Xia Luo could get happy, Ma Dongmei carried the bricks and flashed and knocked Sister Ya.
The audience under the screen was collectively blinded.
A dignified generation of divas, just after her debut, she was finished?
I'm afraid that looking at the whole of China, the only one who dares to let the diva film like this is He Xiao, right?
At this moment, whether it is the media or ordinary audiences, they all feel a little toothache, they are like treasures in their hearts, but there are only a few seconds of footage in He Xiao's scene, which is really pitiful.
Who makes the family a couple, can't be provoked, can't be provoked.
in the movie.
Sister Ya was photographed unconscious, which did not affect Xia Luo's qualification to participate in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala performance.
In a blink of an eye, He Xiao has become a popular celebrity.
And Ma Dongmei also left Xihong City after drilling the grove with the hooligan Chen Kai, and the distance between her and He Xiao became farther and farther.
At this point in the movie, the laughter finally begins to decrease, it is no longer as dense as the first half, the beautiful painting style of the student days is gone, and Charlotte has become a man who sees through the glitz of the world.
"Hey, Brother Juncheng, I've already written your new song for you. ”
"I'll sing it again, you listen. ”
"My hometown lives in this tun, and I am a native of this tun......
"Doesn't I want you to be grounded in the mainland? I know you are not good at Chinese, and there is also a Cantonese version. ”
"Even drop Lao Ka, rent in Jiejiatun, even Heijie a tun monk burial dropping sheep...... Okay, that's it, goodbye!"
When the movie arrived, the long-lost laughter burst out again, and the audience couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.
Brother Juncheng?
Isn't this the god of song Zhang Juncheng?
Dare to make fun of the dignified singing gods, He Xiao's courage is also great to the extreme.
Lin Yunkai couldn't stop laughing in the audience, his favorite was this paragraph, and he even picked up his mobile phone and recorded a small video, without even thinking about it, this guy must have been sent to Zhang Junwei himself.
In the movie, after writing a song for Zhang Juncheng, Tang Ming, who was wearing the skin of Tidal Sea Spirit, was finally online again, and after he improvised a poem, he accidentally revealed to He Xiao that Ma Dongmei and Chen Kai drilled the grove back then.
Charlotte's empty heart was filled with a nameless fire, and after he left angrily, he returned to the forty-square-meter cottage in his memory.
And the MVP joke in the joke of the whole play has finally come out.
He Xiao was wearing a dress and walking in the quiet and peaceful old town, and it happened that there was an uncle sitting on the side of the road smoking a cigarette, so he talked casually.
"Uncle, does Upstairs 322 live in Ma Dongmei's house?"
"Ma Dong what?"
"Ma Dongmei. ”
"What Dongmei?"
"Ma Dongmei!"
"What kind of plum is Ma?"
"Okay, uncle, you should cool down first. ”
"Okay. ”
“......”
Just such a seemingly casual conversation, but the whole movie theater exploded!
Whether it is media reporters, film critics, or friends in the industry, they all laughed and cried, patted their thighs, and screamed.
And the dialogue in this paragraph also directly raised the overall score of the second half of "Charlotte's Troubles", so that it completely has the capital of a god.
Even until the end of the movie, everyone was still talking about this plot.