Chapter 430: The Enchanting Goddess in a Long Skirt!

Yes?

Xia Shengwu's face was pale.

Why are human eyes so terrifying?

As holy as a demon.

As if being restrained by an invisible force, Xia Shengwu nodded vigorously: "I'm a mad dog, I'm a mad dog, I'm a big mad dog!"

Lu Ping stretched out his hand to support his chin and continued to ask, "Will you bite people indiscriminately in the future?"

Xia Shengwu shook his head again and again: "No, no." ”

Lu Ping said: "What should I do if I bite again?"

"Again...... Bite ...... again" Xia Shengwu blurted out in a hurry: "If you bite again, you will cut off my tongue and feed the dog." ”

"Good idea. Lu Ping smiled and said: "But don't just say it, since you admit that you are a mad dog, then learn it, if you learn like it, this is the end of today." ”

Hmm? Liu Haibao stood aside and stared at this scene blankly, thinking that it was still someone else's Lu Ping and clever.

He even scared Xia Shengwu with his fists and feet, not only was he not convinced, but he also secretly attacked himself and bit his toes.

But this Master Lu obeyed him in a few words.

Terrible.

It's amazing.

Ji Rui came to Lu Ping's side and said softly, "Brother Lu, this ...... Isn't that good?"

Lu Ping asked, "What's wrong?"

Ji Rui glanced at Xia Shengwu, who was curled up there, about to change his hands into claws, and said thoughtfully: "Let Xia Shengwu learn how to bark, how will he behave in school in the future?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "If you don't be a dog among dogs, how can you be a man among people?"

Ji Rui laughed: "Where did this idiom come from?"

"Don't hurry up?" Lu Ping glared at Xia Shengwu again.

"Come, come. At this moment, Xia Shengwu can be regarded as open-minded, he can't fight and fight, he can't escape, and he can only give up his dignity to listen to him.

Anyway, there were few people at the scene, and with a little deterrence afterwards, they didn't dare to publicize this mess.

He threw his hands on the ground, raised his head and learned to bark: "Wang, Wang, Wang!"

Lu Ping said: "Not crazy enough!"

Xia Shengwu raised his voice, and his mouth opened wider: "Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wow, Wow!"

Lu Pingyi frowned: "This time the toad is screaming!"

Xia Shengwu reviewed the cry of the Tibetan mastiff, and imitated it with humiliation: "Wang, Wang, Wang, Wow, Wow!"

"Well, this time it sounds like it, but the body is out of sync. Lu Ping put forward higher requirements.

Do you want to synchronize your body? Xia Shengwu felt that the other party was bullying him too much, and he wanted to take advantage of the situation to pounce on him and bite off his thigh like biting a willow seal, but after trying it, he still didn't dare.

He didn't win.

Alas.

Then you have to do it.

Xia Shengwu bowed down, his hands were on the ground, and his limbs crawled forward.

In this posture, shouting 'Wangwang' again is really much more vivid.

Get rid of a big mad dog.

Lu Ping walked to Zhang Yuan's side and startled Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan was thinking, wouldn't he also want to learn how to crawl and bark mad dogs?

"I'll give you a difficult task, you martial brother can't act in vain, take a picture of him, send it to your alumni group, so that everyone can admire your martial brother's demeanor. Lu Ping confessed.

Zhang Yuan said with an embarrassed face: "This ...... This...... Not really, right?"

Lu Ping said: "Either send it, or be the same as him!"

"Then I'll shoot, I'll shoot!" Zhang Yuan quickly took out his mobile phone and recorded it in front of Xia Shengwu.

Seeing this scene, they all took the initiative to take out their mobile phones and take pictures of Xia Shengwu on the ground.

Xia Shengwu was embarrassed for a while.

The willow seal gloated even more and said, "Little rabbit cub, you deserve it!" Let you bite me, let you bite me!"

He lifted the bloody foot and provoked in front of Xia Shengwu's face.

Xia Shengwu really wanted to give him another bite.

But I put up with it.

Lu Ping asked Liu Haiseal, "Didn't you ask you to buy a band-aid?"

Willow Seal stretched out his finger and pointed to his bloody white socks, explaining: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, the blood is dry where it's broken, it's gone." ”

Lu Ping said: "If you are so slack, it is easy to be infected." ”

Liu Haiseal smiled: "Our body is tough, our body is tough, and we can carry it." ”

Under tremendous pressure, Zhang Yuan posted the video of Xia Sheng's martial arts mad dog to a group of classmates.

The audience was in an uproar!

This quickly became the focus of the entire Yongzhou University.

In every corner, there is a competition to discuss this matter.

Some people say that this is Xia Shengwu's retribution for his many evils and being taught a lesson.

Some people say that Xia Shengwu usually likes to imitate shows and imitate animals.

Some people also say that Brother Wu is too humorous, and the way he barks is so cute.

Some people also said that Xia Shengwu was taken on by the Roaring Sky Dog and was starting the mode of being reborn as a dog.

Accounts differ and opinions vary.

Some people rejoice and some people worry.

Fifteen minutes later.

With Lu Ping's acquiescence, Xia Shengwu finally fled from this place of right and wrong in embarrassment.

In the footsteps of escape, there is a pace of a hundred years of humiliation.

Liu Haibao didn't leave in a hurry, looking at Xia Shengwu and Zhang Yuan, a few bad boys, and left in a hurry, his eyes reflecting a charm of falling into a well.

Lu Ping asked, "You're not leaving?"

Liu Haiseal said, "I want to read a book for a while." ”

"Didn't you come to find your senior brother to do something?" Lu Ping said.

Liu Hai Seal smiled bitterly: "You don't know, my senior brother is very arrogant, and he has never taken me Liu Hai Seal in his eyes, I don't think he can help me much." It's hard for me to find a job, the road is too narrow. ”

Lu Ping was silent for a moment and asked, "I have a garbage shelter, do you want to join in?"

Liu Haiseal was stunned: "What?

Lu Ping corrected: "It's not to collect garbage, it's to be garbage." ”

"You...... You ......" Liu Haiseal's face turned green, but he knew that he was not the opponent of the other party, so he could only swallow his anger into his stomach and said softly: "I did offend you without opening my eyes before, but I ...... Isn't what I did just enough for you to forgive me?"

Lu Ping said: "I didn't say I wouldn't forgive you, otherwise I wouldn't have offered to contain you." ”

Liu Hai Seal said with a sneer: "You...... You tell me to be garbage, I'm ...... Isn't that insulting?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "Garbage, there is always a process of turning waste into treasure. I'm not going to hide it from you, I've managed to turn a lot of people into treasures. If you don't cherish this opportunity, I won't force it. Because I believe that there is no one better at collecting garbage than me, and knowing how to turn waste into treasure. ”

The willow seal scratched his head and said, "Why does this sound so harsh?"

Lu Ping patted Liu Haiseal lightly on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "A person who dares to admit that he is garbage will have a different life, maybe one day he will be transformed and no longer garbage." ”

"Oh...... Very philosophical. Willow Seal said stiffly.

Lu Ping asked again: "When I was at the gym that day, did I give you a business card?"

Liu Haiseal couldn't keep up with his train of thought, and after thinking about it for a while, he shook his head: "No, no, it doesn't seem to be given." ”

Lu Ping took out a business card and handed it to Liu Haiseal

said: "If you need to buy a car in the future, change the car, go to the Auto Trade City to find Lu Ping, remember?"

Liu Haiseal nodded blankly: "Remember...... Remembered. Can it be cheap?"

Lu Ping frowned: "Of course, it is according to the market price, the price is clearly marked, and Tong Su is not bullied." ”

"That's good, that's good, that's cheap. Liu Haiseal didn't care about what he said, what he said was unreasonable, he just blindly echoed it and accepted it.

"Eldest sister, I'll give you one too, and I'll do it for publicity. Lu Ping then gave the female librarian a business card, and said with a smile: "Just give you a few more, you have colleagues around you, if your friends want to buy a car and change the car, go to the Auto Trade City to find me." My name is Lu Ping. ”

It's called.

Advertise on the go.

Sell cars for the eldest lady anytime and anywhere.

360 degrees without dead ends.

The female administrator timidly took the business card and nodded as if she had received a treasure: "I must look for you, I must look for you." ”

Yes, she watched this handsome young man give Xia Shengwu, who was the king and hegemon in the school and was called the 'first brother of Yongzhou University', to be submissive, and she also learned to bark as a dog.

The feeling of admiration ripples in the heart.

You must know that in Yongzhou University, there are more people who dare to be angry with Xia Shengwu and dare not speak.

This librarian is one of them.

Lu Ping was about to leave.

The female administrator suddenly said emotionally, "You...... You...... Here you can read as many books as you like in the future, as long as I am on duty, you can come. ”

Lu Ping said with a regretful face: "I'm afraid this is difficult, sister." The place where I work is not close to here. ”

The female administrator smiled a little shyly: "Then come by car." ”

Lu Ping said: "It's very expensive to come on." ”

"Sister will reimburse you!" the female administrator blurted out.

"This ......" Lu Ping saw that there was something wrong with the other party's eyes, and hurriedly said: "Okay, sister, you have to count when you speak, I'll come when I have time." You're busy first, I'm going to watch the show. Bye. ”

The female administrator looked at the back of Lu Ping leaving, and her eyes reflected a girlish brilliance.

In her heart, a seed of hope was also planted.

Love is like a tide.

Turbulent millennium.

Identify a person for a second, and he can be a hero.

The time for the start of the school celebration is getting closer and closer.

Crowds of students gathered in the auditorium like a long corridor, and the sound of footsteps, talking and laughing, condensed into a melody that symbolized youth, fluttering in the wind.

A very textured melody is also playing on the campus radio: "Nostalgia, our youth, yesterday took root in memory." Love nourishes the land in my heart, blooming with beautiful and reluctant tears......"

Lu Ping couldn't help but sigh even more in his heart.

It's good to be young.

College is so good.

Away from the smoke of gunfire.

Ignoring the war.

The most precious thing in the world is this campus scenery.

It's full of laughter and knowledge.

What's more, it smells of peace.

Entrance to the auditorium.

The students began to slowly enter.

Of course, there are also some outsiders like Lu Ping, who are invited through student relations to participate in the school celebration. There are also some parents of students who are also involved.

But at this time, Lu Ping suddenly became addicted to smoking, so he pondered to find a place where no one was and go to take one first. Otherwise, after entering the auditorium for a while, there will be no way to get over the addiction to smoking.

Luckily, there is a bathroom on one side of the auditorium......

Lu Ping waited for a few minutes before waiting for a pit, and finally got his wish and smoked a cigarette.

The toilets were bustling with people.

And the arguments:

"Have you heard, tonight's school celebration performance, there will be a mysterious guest who will come over as the deputy host, it is said to be a famous female star, guess who it will be?"

"I also heard that it was our Qin Hao Tianqin Coach who came forward to invite him, and he has a big face. Whoever it is, it must be a big name. Alas, even the school has been selling us guanzi, and we don't say who it is. ”

The words of the A-list female star...... Could it be blue ice?"

"Nonsense! Lan Bingbing has just come out of the 'fake charity' and 'fraudulent donation gate', isn't Coach Qin inviting her over to cause public outrage?"

"Yes, yes, I'm really looking forward to it, it's good to have a chance to take a group photo. It doesn't matter who it is. ”

"This year's school celebration is led by Coach Qin, and it must be bad. If you want me to say, Coach Qin is so famous in the country, why is he willing to nest in our acre and three points of land? How good it is to open a martial arts school and be the principal of his own martial arts school, he will definitely receive a lot of students. Oh, I've also heard that there are many martial arts stars in the entertainment industry, and they all look for Coach Qin to learn martial arts moves, both men and women, could it be that this mysterious female guest tonight is also Coach Qin's named female apprentice?"

"I can't say, I can't say. ”

“......”

Lu Ping listened and was slightly surprised.

Of course, he wasn't surprised that a big star was going to be a guest of honor.

It's Qin Haotian's reputation and prestige at Yongzhou University.

throughout the campus.

It seems that the legend of Qin Haotian is floating everywhere.

Lu Ping was a little puzzled, how could such a high-profile and flamboyant person become the idol in the minds of these boys and girls?

Recalling the hypocritical face of Qin Haotian in the past, Lu Ping was puzzled.

However, Ji Rui's influence in the school is indeed big enough.

Lu Ping was actually arranged by her in the first row.

Theoretically speaking, for this kind of major assembly event, those who are eligible to sit in the first three rows are all important leaders of the official and school administration, hosts, or actors participating in the performance, etc.

The stage is big and gorgeous.

The lighting is also dazzling, and the sound effect is also excellent.

Banners about the celebration were all around, as well as greetings.

Ten minutes later.

The male host in a straight dress (an excellent teacher in the broadcasting and hosting major of Yongzhou University) stepped on the stage with a high-spirited pace, and a few sensational lines quickly detonated the audience.

"Leaders, teachers, students, guests and friends, today we gather together to witness the 27 years of ups and downs of Yongzhou University. To be honest, my mood is just as excited as you are, excited and nervous at the same time. As the host of the school celebration event, I feel a lot of pressure, you must not laugh at me, in fact, you may not be calmer than me......"

"Of course, the more nervous is yet to come, so please get ready for applause and dedicate it to our special guest beauty tonight...... Do you want to know who she is? I didn't hear it, where is the applause? Not enthusiastic enough......

"She is one of the four little flowers of the post-90s generation in today's entertainment industry, known as the 'national goddess', a combination of wisdom and beauty, and a superstar in film and television songs...... In May this year, in the selection and voting of the "Most Beautiful Female Star", she ranked first with an absolute vote advantage...... Haha, you must have guessed who it is, right? Actually, strictly speaking, she should belong to the four habitats now, why? Then let's let this mysterious special guest come on the stage and let her tell us in person, okay? Where is the applause...... Wow, it's so hot, I love you guys to death!"

The male host's teasing opening remarks.

It instantly set off the climax of the school celebration.

But actually.

The crowd is already going crazy.

Because most people have already guessed the identity of this mysterious female guest!

Guests

Before he appeared, the classmates had already stood up in unison, applause rang out across the sky, cheers swept through the sky, and many people even shouted loudly.

"Xin'er, Xin'er, I love you!"

"Xin'er Xin'er, we love you!"

"Xin'er Xin'er, you are the most beautiful, Xin'er Xin'er, you are the cutest!"

“......”

That's right.

This legendary mysterious female guest is the first-line female star who has attracted a lot of attention nowadays - Fu Xin'er.

One of the hottest idol-type all-round superstars in the entertainment industry this year.

Now only 21 years old, she is already standing at the top of the pyramid of the entertainment industry.

In fact, the main thing is that it is beautiful.

Fu Xin'er wore a set of fashionable and noble hollow evening dresses, with a slender figure, a delicate face, and a concave and convex silhouette, which looked even more beautiful under the reflection of the stage lights.

Everyone is almost crazy.

The male host's eyes were also shining brightly as he watched from the sidelines.

Under the enthusiastic attention of everyone, Fu Xin'er slowly walked to the male host and waved her hand: "Hello everyone, I'm Fu Xin'er." ”

A simple self-introduction has already set off the most frenzied climax on the scene.

The students stood up one after another, some were kissing, some were shouting, and some were directly excited with tears, and it is estimated that there are not a few boys who have nosebleeds.

Only Lu Ping, sitting in the position closest to Fu Xin'er, was as indifferent as a breeze.

He thinks that this Fu Xin'er is beautiful.

But compared with the eldest lady, there is still a gap of tens of thousands of kilometers.

There is also a big gap from Bai Kexin.

And.

Fu Xin'er on the stage, everything is good.

It is...... The skirt was a little too long.

No way, on this occasion, as a special guest who comes to guest as a female host, of course, you have to wear a long dress.

Otherwise, it is easy to walk away.

Lu Ping said it was understandable.

After Fu Xin'er waited for the scene to be quiet, she smiled into the microphone and said:

"Actually, I just received an invitation from Yongzhou University to come over to your celebration and make a guest appearance. I refused at first. Because you may not know very well, but I'm really a busy guy flying around. But then what I didn't expect was that my master, Coach Qin Haotian, called me personally...... Hehe, you must want to know, when did I recognize my master? Then I'll tell you one by one, it was in June last year, when I was filming a kung fu movie "Dadu Woman", there were a lot of martial arts movements that I needed to complete in person, so I was introduced by others and met the legendary master of the martial arts world, Qin Haotian. Master, are you there? Don't blame me for calling you by your name for the time being. ”

"Let me tell you, it really took a lot of effort for Master Qin to reluctantly accept my female apprentice. I was so excited at the time, with the help of Master Qin, I practiced the martial arts routines for three months before I started filming the action scenes of "Dadu Woman". You know, it's amazing, during the filming, I felt like I really became a heroine, and the movements were fluent and ...... It is also aesthetically pleasing, and it calms the entire crew and friends in the circle......"

"So my master, he is really very powerful, he is very good at teaching, and it can be said that he is a famous teacher and a high apprentice. Hehe, please ignore that I'm too thick-skinned. Just now, this handsome host, my partner sold a pass, saying that I am now a four-star star, which is actually quite reasonable. Film, Television, Song...... The other is 'Wu', as Master Qin Haotian's female apprentice, I can bear the word 'Wu', right? I also want to tell you that my master is super powerful, artists like us, especially those famous action actors, Brother Donnie Yen, Brother Hong Jingbao, as well as Wu Jinge, Shi Xiaolong...... Anyway, they can't even count them, and they all especially respect my master......"

"And then that's it, my master personally called me, and of course I was going to come and cheer him on. ”

"So today I'm here and standing on this stage. ”

"Do you welcome me?"

“......”

The audience boiled again.

I have to admit that this Fu Xin'er deserves to be the No. 1 superstar, and her interaction ability is too strong.

Moreover, the serial sycophants that she took for her master 'Qin Haotian' were also very loud.

At this time, the male host took over the right to speak, and began to say in a beaming voice: "It seems that it is really not easy to invite the 'national goddess' Fu Xin'er to come over to cheer, in addition to thanking our beloved head coach Qin Haotian, of course, we must also cherish this hard-won opportunity, so we must not easily let go of our idols and goddesses." Next, we will first invite our special guest Fu Xin'er to bring us a new song "The Girl on the Terrace" that she just released last month, everyone applauds and welcomes, show our enthusiasm, friends!"

Thunderous applause.

The crowd stood up again in unison.

Waving his hands and shaking his head, shaking his breath and shouting.

With a burst of mixed music, Fu Xin'er began to hold the microphone and sing:

"The pace of the city is so fast. ”

"It's so fast that my heart is furious. ”

"The tall buildings can't be seen, lined up in rows. ”

"Whose terrace was empty and made me think about it. ”

"I want to be that one, the little girl on the terrace. ”

“......”

At the climax of the singing, Fu Xin'er began to wave the microphone and shouted: "Can you sing with me......?" The girl on the terrace is not beautiful, and the socks she wears are not white......"

Everyone got into the role and began to slowly harmonize and sing.

They stood in a series of mountains and bamboos, looking at the beautiful goddess on the stage, shaking their hands and expressing their excitement.

Only Lu Ping sat there alone, sighing with admiration.

Such indiscriminate lyrics!!

Such a bloody tune!!

How can it cause such a big sensation?

The aesthetic ...... of modern people

Be all abroad!

Compared with this song "The Girl on the Terrace", Lu Ping would rather listen to "Unity is Strength".

And Fu Xin'er on the stage, in the process of interacting with the teachers and students in the audience, naturally found Lu Ping sitting in the first row. She was surprised, even a little embarrassed.

Everyone stood up and interacted with me, why did he sit there and not even look up at himself?

It doesn't make sense.

This is disrespectful to me, Fu Xin'er.

Under the irritation.

Fu Xin'er thought about it.

After singing this song, it is time to enter the real interactive part.

"Next, we need to randomly select a classmate to come to the stage to participate in the interactive session......" Fu Xin'er saw that many people had begun to raise their hands enthusiastically, but she pointed to Lu Ping, who did not raise her hand, and said with a smile: "Just this handsome guy, please come to the stage, congratulations on being selected!"

Hum!

If you ignore me, I'm going to step on you!

I Fu Xin'er's idol image, shining brightly, I just don't believe that you will not eat the fireworks of the world.

Once people have the mentality of making things difficult, it is very terrible.

Lu Ping smiled faintly.

In the attention and jealousy of the crowd.

Walked on the stage.

He didn't expect that he had come to make soy sauce, but he didn't let it stop.

Xia Shengwu and Liu Haiseal want to play, and I have already played with them.

This female star actually has a crooked heart?

It's very interesting.