Chapter 104 treats me as a pick-up man

The two beauties who went to wash their hands returned to their seats, and the freckled fat girl coughed dryly: "After the investigation of you, you have been preliminarily qualified, and you can date our Lulu." ”

After saying this, the freckled fat girl stared at Yang Pingfan with two small eyes, expecting to see his ecstatic expression.

A smile appeared on the corner of Yang Pingfan's mouth, pretending to be an iron man, and asked in a daze, "What kind of communication?"

Lulu frowned, and said impatiently: "What about your situation, Aunt Li briefly introduced it, to be honest, your conditions are really bad, but I can take it as well, after all, love is not marriage, marriage is about stability, I am also tired, I want to find an honest person to rely on." ”

"When can I get married?" Yang Pingfan looked like a pig brother.

"That's it, get married on National Day, don't have more bride price, 200,000 is fine, no matter how much I'm afraid you won't be able to get it. The house must be there, the wedding room should have three bedrooms and two living rooms with my name written on it, and you must live alone after marriage, and your parents will come at most once a month. ”

Yang Pingfan nodded like pounding garlic, and took out his mobile phone to remember it decently, and waited for Lulu to finish speaking before asking, "Do you have any other requirements?"

"Yes. Lulu said coldly and arrogantly, "After marriage, you can't touch me when you sleep in separate rooms." ”

"Oh, may I ask if your chest is 36D? Is your approval inlaid with gold? If you don't get married, what else will I marry?" Yang Pingfan's mouth opened into an O-shape, pretending to be surprised.

"You!" Lulu was stunned by Yang Pingfan's shamelessness, it was really surprising that this man would be dirty in such an elegant place as Saria.

The two of them were in a daze for 5 seconds before they reacted, and immediately broke out after completing the ultimate move, the fat girl stood up and shouted: "What do you think you are, you don't even have a house, if it weren't for your mother promising Aunt Li to buy our company's quantum health care products, we Lulu wouldn't have ignored you at all, stupid x dick, straight man of steel, have you never seen a woman in your life, come up and ask people how big their breasts are? ”

The iceberg beauty next to her was also disgusted: "I still want to come out on a blind date with me and marry me, I'm really ...... your cookies, I'm sick to death, I won't eat them. ”

In fact, Yang Pingfan is still quite cultivated, how to say that he is also a scholar, he has been strictly trained and will not easily spit out fragrance, but these two people are really too deceitful, and treat him as a licking dog and picking up the plate, and the story of the paste bar will actually happen to him, so he can't help but laugh.

Now when I heard them mention their mother, I was suddenly angry, and I lifted the table on the spot, and spilled the steak salad and soup on the two women.

The two women are really not fuel-efficient lamps, and they howl like pigs without hurting a single hair: "Help, hit someone!"

The guests who were dining in the restaurant turned their heads to look over when they heard the shouting, and they took out their mobile phones to take pictures, apparently preparing to post them to the Douyin Kuaishou circle of friends.

Yang Pingfan suddenly felt bad, in these years, pastoral feminism is in power, netizens are extremely excited, a spark can be detonated, if it spreads to the Internet, he is afraid that he will be doxxed, so he immediately stepped forward to stop it, but there are a lot of people in the restaurant, and it can't be stopped at all, Yang Pingfan suddenly panicked, he still remembers Li Lan's previous experience of being abused by the Internet.

At this moment, a man in a black trench coat in his thirties stood up in the corner and said loudly: "Everyone give face, don't take a small video and upload it, I will help you pay the bill today." ”

The world is big, the interests are great, as soon as this person's words came out, everyone cheered, put away their mobile phones, and sat back in place and whispered, Yang Pingfan paused for a moment, and arched his hand to the man in a black windbreaker, "Thank you"

"You're welcome, you may not know me, but I know you. I am a friend of Guo Xiong, he mentioned you to me, I am familiar with the senior management of your company, and I have met you several times. ”

These words made Yang Pingfan puzzled, and the man saw his doubts and said: My name is Wu Qifeng, I am from Company X, and I am responsible for the cloud storage business of brain networking. ”

Yang Pingfan was suddenly in awe, X company is also a high-tech enterprise, the other party not only helped him to solve the siege, but also a high-level mile, immediately went over to talk to him, chatted a few words, Wu Qifeng said I am here to expand business, there is a dinner in the evening, so I left first, the two of them said goodbye, added WeChat to each other, and made an appointment to come out to drink together.

Wu Qifeng went out, took out his mobile phone, and sent a message to his boss.

The two women were still stunned and screaming, and Yang Pingfan didn't bother to really hit the two cheap women, didn't look at them, and went straight out.

Seeing that no one paid attention to them, Lulu and the freckled fat woman were full of shame, ashamed, and wanted to slip away, but who knew that Saria's waiter had come to her: "Miss, this is your bill, a total of eight hundred and fifty-eight yuan." ”

"Didn't that person just say that he helped everyone here pay the bill?"

"I'm sorry Miss, that's what the guest said, but they said it was your table. ”

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Yang Pingfan came home and told what had happened, my mother shook her head again and again, saying that you are really impulsive, Yang Pingfan said Mom, don't worry about my personal problems, I do already have a girlfriend, but there are no photos in my phone, don't worry, next time I promise to bring her back to show you.

The mother shook her head again and again, at this time, the neighbor's children came back from school, saw their mother, and said hello sweetly: "Hello, Auntie." Mom also responded with a smile, "Xiao Xuan is out of school, did you go to the quantum fluctuation speed reading cram school again?"

The child nodded, but Yang Pingfan heard that something was wrong, "Quantum fluctuation speed reading?" Xiao Xuan, are you going to take this lesson?"

"Yes, my parents gave me a name, but I don't like it either," the child said something to the child, "haven't your parents seen the news? ”

When my mother heard this, she hurriedly pulled Yang Pingfan, "You can't say that, this is introduced by Sister Li, I heard that the richest man in the world also taught his children like this." ”

As soon as he heard that Sister Li Yang Pingfan was angry again, he regarded himself as a pick-up man, and introduced a buy one get two free, but he didn't expect to charge this kind of IQ tax, he suddenly remembered something, turned around and asked his mother: "Mom, don't tell me that you also bought Sister Li's products." ”

My mother nodded a little weakly, and turned out a brochure, Yang Pingfan took it, only to see that the brochure was beautifully printed, and many new products were introduced on it, all with high-tech words such as "quantum" and "nano".

In quantum mechanics, the physical properties of two particles are related to each other, and even if they are far apart, the behavior of the other particle can be learned by observing one of them, which is called the phenomenon of "quantum entanglement".