Chapter 21: The Obscene Old Way

After sending Ao Lingxue back, Li Si was ready to go back to the dormitory.

Li Si originally wanted to experience living together, but he was kicked out of the door under Ao Lingxue's embarrassed punches and kicks.

Isn't it time to ** this little girl, how to determine the relationship after changing a person, said that a good husband sings with the wife, and sings every night...... This.

Looking at the closed door, Li Si touched his nose helplessly.

"Yo, young man, are you fooling around outside, coming home too late and being kicked out by your wife? The old man wearing a tattered robe and carrying a wooden peach sword happened to pass by the door and said with a smile.

Who is this, Li Si was taken aback when he turned around, you said that you dressed like this in the middle of the night, are you pretending to be a ghost or catching a ghost.

"Old man, who are you, dressed like this at night, you can't have escaped from the neurological hospital. Li Si said.

"Hey, you kid, can you speak, Dao Ye, I care about you, seeing that you are so afraid of guilt, Dao Ye I can also help you. Nuo, there are the emperor's internal scriptures, the three thousand records of the imperial maid, the double cultivation book, and the sunflower book. Lao Dao didn't care about Li Temple, and took out one tattered booklet after another from his arms.

"Eh, this is not, but you can buy it if you need it, a 10w book, Tong Suo is not bullied, so that you can regain your confidence in men. Lao Dao carefully tucked the sunflower book back into his sleeve, and then patted his chest and said something.

"Hey, is it a mental hospital? I said that your hospital is too irresponsible, there is a patient in your hospital......" Li Si looked at Lao Dao speechlessly and started to call without saying a word.

Seeing this scene, Lao Dao was so frightened that he threw away the books in his hand, and snatched the mobile phone in Li Si's hand in one step.

"I'm really a girl, boy, calm down, it's your fate to meet me. "The old man jumped straight with excitement.

Li Si was taken aback, even he didn't see the skills that Lao Dao had just passed through, could it really be a master?

"Boy, let me tell you, how many people have robbed their heads for these books of the old way, if I didn't see that your kid was purple between his eyebrows, and he was born with an emperor, I would ignore you?"

"Then you give me your phone first, what if you run away with my phone directly. Li Si thought that even if this old Taoist is a master, he is also a master who blows through the sky, who will believe you when you walk on the street like a liar.

"Amitabha, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you kid is not kind enough. As he spoke, he wanted to stuff Li Si's mobile phone into his arms.

"Damn, you're a robbery, pay me back my newly bought ipone, you unscrupulous old man. "Li Si used his internal strength, and he wanted to take it over when he stepped on the dragon and traveled the world.

Jumping forward, Li Si set his goal in the arms of Lao Dao.

Unexpectedly, Li Si's hand grabbed it, but it was just an afterimage of the old way, and the old way had already flashed to the side and buckled the nose.

"Boy, don't even think about touching my sleeve with your three-legged cat's kung fu, hahaha" pinching his waist, Lao Dao said with a smile.

Li Si also looked at him in shock, if he didn't pay attention to Lao Dao snatching his phone just now, then now Li Si can't touch Lao Dao with internal strength, it's really a little evil.

"Coo-coo-coo......" At this time, the inappropriate sound is especially loud in the night when no one is on the street.

Even Lao Dao's cheeky face was red, looking at Li Si looking at him with a strange expression, he coughed twice and said confidently: "Why, Lao Dao, I haven't opened the valley yet, and the master doesn't need to eat, drink and Lazar, Lao Dao, I went down the mountain in a hurry, and I found you in the middle of the night, and I didn't even have time to eat." ”

"I don't think you will have any money to eat, forget it, I'll treat you to a meal, and you give me back your phone. Li Si saw that this old way was not malicious to him, and besides, there were such masters in the city, and Li Si also wanted to get acquainted.

"Besides, maybe I'll take you as an apprentice as soon as I'm happy. "The old way is cheaper, and you look at Li Temple.

I really didn't expect that shamelessness could reach this point, and I can consider learning to be cheeky with you.

Li Si took Lao Dao to find a food stall on the side of the road, and there were no guests in the food stall of the third watch in the middle of the night.

"Get me another 10 beers. Lao Dao shouted at the top of his voice.

"Hey, you eat noodles and drink wine. Li Si said exaggeratedly.

"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon. "Lao Dao shook a glass at the moon.

What a smug...... How did you encounter such a strange thing, the key is that you can't beat him, otherwise you won't be sorry for yourself if you don't beat him into a pig's head.

After three rounds of drinking, Lao Dao's face was flushed, and his hands began to swing and start to babble nonsense.

"I don't know what the Taoist name is?" Li Si was also a little confused by the old Tao, but he fell asleep at most when the wine was good.

"Renjian, the head of this road is called Renjian, and if you see someone who is uncertain in the future, you will report Lao Tzu's name, and he will be scared to urine. Lao Dao foamed at the mouth and called out proudly.

"Cheap?" Li Si said strangely.

"Yes, Renjian, that's right, it's Renjian, I think when I used this Dao name to dominate the storm......" Lao Dao said excitedly, telling his previous heroic history one by one.

Li Si, who was already a little overwhelmed, was dizzy by his BBB, so he simply fell asleep on the table.

"Hey, hey, don't sleep, you kid, Uncle Ben hasn't finished talking yet. Lao Dao shook the fallen Li Si and muttered in his mouth.

And Li Si slept deadly, without the slightest sign of waking up.

Looking at the sleeping Li Temple, Lao Dao's cloudy eyes slowly turned into Qingming, and then sighed, looked up at the sky, the city that was seriously hazy and could not see a star was vast in his eyes, and the stars were all over the sky, Lao Dao was in it, surrounded by stars, and he was riding the wind.

"Ziwei Emperor Star ......" Lao Dao stared at the brightest main star among them and let out a complicated sigh.

If Li Si woke up at this time, it was estimated that he would shout incredible, where was the old way he saw, but he still had to pretend to be so obscene.

"Boy, I really want to get rid of you when I go down the mountain this time, but I can......" Lao Dao nodded and shook his head.

"Everything depends on creation, the spiritual energy of the land of cultivating immortals is now exhausted, and there is a variable like you. Lao Dao stroked his long beard, stood up and walked out, but the seemingly slow pace was getting farther and farther.

"Boss!

Early in the morning, a loud roar came from the side of the street, waking up a group of young people who were sleeping lazily.

"I said, why are you still here, guest? The boss was also at a loss.

"I'll go, I've slept here all night, and you haven't noticed, and the old man who followed me? Li Si looked at the boss strangely.

"What old way?"

Wouldn't it really be a ghost, so frightened that Li Si shook his body, touched his pocket, fortunately the phone was not lost, and left in a hurry after paying.