Chapter 27, the plague god has to go to the toilet in a hurry
"Calm down, uncle!"
Gu Wen's fist hung directly on Yu Kai's stomach.
It only took a second for Yu Kai to calm down.
"Brother, next time you start, can the trouble be lighter. Yu Kai covered his stomach and said, "Brother...... We...... It's a front...... on grasshoppers. ”
"Go away, whoever is on the same front as you is a grasshopper. ”
Gu Wen said disgustedly.
"Brother, you said a few days ago that we are grasshoppers on the same front. Yu Kai said to Gu Wen.
"Go away. On the other hand, you are not a grasshopper on the same line as me. Gu Wen lowered his sleeves, and the blood on his wrists soaked through his sleeves.
Seeing this scene, Yu Kai still felt a little sorry for Gu Wen.
He asked, "Brother, how did you offend the fat house god before." I remember, it wasn't the fat house god who pursued you bitterly before, didn't you agree? Why did it suddenly become that you offended her? There's something wrong with this style of painting. ”
"Shut up. Gu Wen said to him, "It's better to talk less than anything else." ”
The Celestial Realm only stipulates that spells cannot be used to engage in struggle, but does not stipulate that spells cannot be used to heal wounds.
Gu Wen covered the wound and gently swiped it across his own wound, the wound on his arm recovered, and the blood on his sleeve disappeared.
He rolled up his sleeves, the wound was healed, but the one that had been bitten by Xiao Qinghuan before was actually scarred.
But the scar was a bit shocking, and it clearly left one tooth mark after another.
"It's terrifying. Yu Kai shook his head, a little distressed, but more wanted to laugh.
I think Gu Wen hasn't gotten angry yet, but it's magical.
After thinking about it, Yu Kai said to Gu Wen: "Brother, you haven't been angry this time, is it because the fat house god is a little different from other goddesses? ”
"Don't talk nonsense, shut up, don't you hear me. Gu Wen immediately changed the topic, he said, "I told you to do things, how did you do?"
"Very nice and very well done. Yu Kai said, "Brother, I'm sure you won't be able to see a member who is so attentive and completes the tasks you assigned so carefully in your life, yes, that's right, brother, you will definitely not see it in your life." ”
"Don't praise yourself as a flower, everyone else is a piece of. Gu Wen said.
The corners of Yu Kai's mouth twitched, Gu Wen said so ugly, how to let him answer, he had nothing to say at all.
"Brother, are we leaving?" asked Yu Kai.
Gu Wen really wanted to leave with him, he had already done it, but he sent someone to sign behind his back.
"Isn't this the destination we are going to?" Gu Wen said, "You don't want to stay here, where are you going with me?"
"You asked me to find that person, I already found it, and the person said, let you come in person. Otherwise, ......" Yu Kai said this, and he couldn't say anything else.
As if he understood something, Gu Wen immediately left.
"Is that person looking for me?"
Yu Kai nodded.
Gu Wen said to him: "You hurry up and lead the way, let's leave now." ”
"Yes. ”
When leaving, he had to pass by Xiao Qinghuan.
The scene just now, Gu Wen was very careful about Xiao Qinghuan, his steps were also very light, very light and light, I was afraid that Xiao Qinghuan would not see it.
Xiao Qinghuan wasn't playing with her mobile phone, she just sat quietly in place alone, looking into the distance.
The reporters didn't leave, they just moved to another place.
"What are you going to do?"
Seeing Gu Wen passing by her, Xiao Qinghuan's first thought was that this guy must not have any good intentions.
"Don't do anything, go to the toilet, can't you?" Gu Wen put his hands in his pockets and said to her, "Didn't the fat house god say just now, rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry." If the plague god is in a hurry, he will have to go to the toilet!"
"Cut! The toilet is over there, and this way is out. Could it be that you want to go out?" Xiao Qinghuan said to him disdainfully.
"This god knows that going this way is going out. Gu Wen said, "I'm not used to the toilet here, so I go outside to go to the public toilet." ”
"Cut! I said that I was not used to it, maybe I made an excuse for myself, and I went outside to do something bad. Xiao Qinghuan lifted Erlang's legs, and even his arms were erected.
Gu Wen walked past her silently.
Yu Kai also followed Gu Wen's footsteps and walked behind him.
Xiao Qinghuan's eyes just met Yu Kai's, remembering the scene that happened just now, Yu Kai hurriedly lowered his head.
This woman has a strange temper, Yu Kai is really afraid, his eyes look at her, Xiao Qinghuan's eyes are as if he is going to swallow him.
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Di Fan was also sitting in the dressing room, with a mirror in front of him, and he had seen everything that had just happened.
Beside him, there was also a female assistant.
"Have the reporters all gone?" asked the female assistant.
"Everything is doing according to the instructions of Hades. The female assistant replied.
"Okay, that'll do. Di Fan also looked up at the mirror, which was still replaying the scene that had just happened.
The female assistant saw Xiao Qinghuan standing on the stool, pointing at Gu Wen and asking for a mobile phone, her face was very embarrassed.
She said to Tian Junyi: "Hades, the fat house god has only been in office on his first day, and this situation, if others see it, it is very bad." Although the reporters from the celestial realm promised not to come and shoot boldly, they were still here and did not leave at all. If this is ......"
"Su Li, do you know why Benjun called you over?" said Di Fan.
"The subordinates don't understand what Hades means. Su Li bowed her head and said.
"Don't understand?" Di Fan also said, "At this kind of moment, it is inconvenient for Benjun to appear, Benjun asked you to come over, just to let you take care of those reporters, not to prevent them from taking photos, but some news and photos can be taken, and some things that cannot be seen cannot be taken." Su Li, now you can understand what Benjun means. ”
"My subordinates understand, but there's still something my subordinates don't understand?" Su Li squeaked, "The fat otaku god used to be...... The gods of the heavenly realm, although it is only now the turn of us to call the gods of the underworld...... But the heavenly realm and the underworld ...... After all, it's not the same, and the past is ...... There are still many barriers. ”
"The past has long passed, and the god of Qinghuan now belongs to the gods under the hands of Benjun, and Benjun naturally wants to protect the people under him. Di Fan also said, "Do you have any other questions?"
"No more. Su Li got up, and she said, "My subordinates will do it now, please rest assured." ”
"Wait. ”
As soon as Su Li took a step, Di Fan also stopped her.
"Later, you can tell the host, and the rest of the ceremony can be continued. Let her prepare. ”
"Yes. Su Li replied.
"One more thing. Di Fan also said, "The fat house god is still resting in the background, you can tell her later, so that she can also prepare." ”
"Yes. ”
After answering this answer, Su Li left the dressing room directly.