Chapter 151: Acting Monk
"The donor doesn't know, the Dapeng lost his parent, it can be described as heartbroken, screaming loudly, asking why God is so cruel, separating their mother and son, its voice is hoarse, blood and tears are dry, and the poor monk can't bear it~" The monk's expression was full of compassion, and his tone was sad, as if he was narrating the past.
I'm rubbing, I dare to love this guy is very talented as an actor, if it weren't for Fang Yun's insight that this guy had a problem earlier, he almost believed it.
The monk said a lot, I have to say, this guy's eloquence does have two brushes, what Dapeng is very pitiful, he cried when he talked about Yue Xiang'er, to Fang Yun's surprise, even the iron-blooded man next to him was a little hesitant, this guy can not only act, but also has the potential to do pyramid schemes!
"Brother Fang Yun, that Dapeng is really pitiful, or we will give this monk and let him return his two eggs to the poor mother. Yue Xiang'er was moved, and her eyes were a little ruddy.
Hearing Yue Xiang'er say this, the monk was overjoyed in his heart, and recited a Buddha name aloud: "This female benefactor has a bodhisattva heart, compassion for the heavens and compassion, it is really rare." ”
As he spoke, he secretly glanced at Fang Yun again, but the other party was still unmoved, and suddenly a sense of frustration surged in his heart, and he secretly said in his heart: "Is this guy's heart made of stone?
"You said its mother was a Great Peng?" Fang Yun suddenly asked.
The monk was stunned for a while, he didn't expect him to say so much, and this guy asked such a question.
He nodded, and Fang Yun asked again, "In your opinion, these two beast eggs are the descendants of the Golden Great Peng?"
He nodded again, and then felt that it was wrong, and dared to say so much to him, this guy asked such a conscience question?
Seeing that Fang Yun fell into deep thought, the monk said without giving up, saying that he would take away the beast eggs tonight so that their families could be reunited, Fang Yun smiled and replied that he was not in a hurry, and he would talk about it tomorrow, and as he spoke, he directly tore open the roasted golden beast meat and gave it to Dures and Yue Xiang'er for them to eat.
Then he tore open a beast leg and handed it to the monk, but unexpectedly, since this guy subconsciously wanted to take the roasted golden thigh, but stopped in mid-air and retracted, pretending to recite a Buddha name.
Fang Yun pretended to react, saying that he was rude, and sneered in his heart, he wanted to see how long this guy was going to pretend.
Fang Yun ate slowly, making an expression of enjoyment in front of the monk, and Yue Xiang'er ate elegantly, Dures was different, this guy himself is a straightforward character, he never knows how to hide his gaffe, eat it chirp, his mouth is full of oily juice, and he says that it is delicious while gobbling it up, which makes the monk even more uncomfortable, and his heart is like a hundred ants scratching, and his heart is itchy.
"How can there be no wine for such a delicacy?" Fang Yun took out two jars of wine, Dures's eyes lit up, he laughed, poured the wine full, the three of them touched each other, and no one else ate it.
Among them, Dures didn't know if he drank too much or was ignorant, since he also poured a glass for the monk and handed it to him, Yue Xianger said that his family did not drink alcohol and eat meat, and Dures apologized.
This can make this flower monk greedy, the meat is fragrant, the wine is tempting, and he swallows several mouthfuls of saliva in a row.
Among them, he persuaded Fang Yun several times to hand over the beast egg and leave immediately, but Fang Yun was pushed back by Fang Yun's sentence of tomorrow, as if hitting cotton, so that there was nowhere to release.
In the end, he finally couldn't stand it anymore, and while Fang Yun was not paying attention, he decisively grabbed the two beast eggs placed next to Fang Yun.
Swish!
The monk's speed was extremely fast, but Fang Yun was even faster, as if he had expected the monk to make a move, and snatched the two beast eggs from his hand, the monk was stunned for a moment, looked up at Fang Yun, only to see the corner of the latter's mouth smiling, and asked suspiciously: "What does Daoist mean by this?"
At this point, the monk no longer pretended, gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "What do you mean? Lao Tzu wants to get back what belongs to him!"
The monk shot again, and grabbed the beast egg in Fang Yun's hand with the palm of his other hand, how could Fang Yun let him succeed, and the other hand slapped it directly, the two of them fought very fast, but the two of Yue Xiang'er on the side were blind.
The two of them sat cross-legged on the ground, the monk was attacking, Fang Yun was defending, and after dozens of rounds, the monk didn't even touch the two eggs and was included in Fang Yun's magic weapon, the monk was crazy for a while, and he didn't expect this result to be so hard, since he was in a hurry, he made a move towards Yue Xiang'er on the side, and took hostages to blackmail Fang Yun.
"Monk, what do you mean?" said Dures angrily.
Two cold rays shot out of Fang Yun's eyes, shooting directly at the monk, and said coldly, "Let her go!"
The monk pinched Yue Xiang'er's neck, but this time he gave it a go, since he was stiff, he would do whatever it takes.
"Hey, you monks don't always have compassion and never kill, if you do, the Buddha and his old man will not be happy!" said Durres.
This sentence just poked the monk's heart, don't look at how unreliable this guy's usual style is lacking morality, since he was born, he really hasn't killed a life, this is the biggest taboo in his heart, and it is also the biggest principle since he was a man.
"Hand over the beast eggs, or I'm welcome!" The monk cried out in his heart, like this situation, if he only needs to move his mouth on weekdays, he can fool people to the sky, how can he ever fool people and not threaten to hold people hostage, looking at his appearance, it should be the first time to commit a crime.
Fang Yun obviously noticed a flash of panic in the monk's eyes, plus he didn't see the killing intent in the other party's eyes, and his cold face eased slightly.
"I bought this beast egg, why should I give it to you!" Fang Yun said.
"Fart! That's what Lao Tzu took out of the lair at the risk of his life, but you were fucking picked up a bargain, and now I'm wrong to get my stuff back. "The monk is so anxious, how can he still have the demeanor of a monk.
"Oh~ I kind of figured it out, these two beast eggs were picked up by you, a monk, and just told us in a serious way that you monks have compassion for you, and God has the virtue of a good life, saying so much, the culprit of the whole thing is made by you, a bald head, it is really a lack of virtue!" Dures suddenly realized that he had been fooled by this monk who lacked virtue.
The matter was revealed, and listening to Dures for a while, the corners of the monk's mouth couldn't help twitching slightly, uh... It does seem to be a bit lacking in morality.
The monk sighed: "Since that incident, the poor monk has known that he has made a big mistake, and he is full of guilt, so he asked the donor to return the beast egg to me, so that I can go to this cause and effect, so I have to offend, and I hope that the donor will fulfill it." ”
I'll rub it, this guy's skin is really not ordinarily thick, if he goes to the battlefield, it is estimated that it will not be a problem to be able to use it as a shield!
"If it's because of this, then you let the people go first, and everything is easy to say!" Fang Yun was also made lose his temper by this strange monk.
"Stop! You cunning guy can match my old fox, I can't keep you from playing any tricks. "The monk is very shrewd and doesn't eat this at all.
"Don't let it go, huh?"
"Don't let it go!"
"Are you sure?"
"Sure!"
"Then it's not negotiable, is it?"
"No..." The monk still wanted to harden his mouth, but when he saw Fang Yun threatening to put the two on the fire rack to roast, he was so frightened that his soul was scared, and he immediately scolded: "What are you going to do, damn it! This is a crime! People and gods are outraged! Heaven does not tolerate it!"
"Still have to discuss?" Fang Yun sneered.
The monk finally became honest and nodded again and again: "Yes... Yes, yes, yes."
"Are you still letting people go?"
"Put... "The monk lost his temper completely, he was really afraid of provoking the other party, so he roasted the two eggs and ate them, and immediately let go of Yue Xiang'er, Fang Yun secretly laughed in his heart, he didn't expect this trick to be really good, seeing that the monk put Yue Xiang'er away, he put the two beast eggs back away.
The monk was out of line, knowing that there was no benefit in carrying it with the other party, so he sat back in place with a smile, unceremoniously ripped off a piece of meat, and then chanted Amitabha, the wine and meat penetrated the stomach of the Buddha's heart, and then ate it in a big gulp.
"Has the way of the world changed? Why do even monks eat meat!" Dures smacked his tongue.
"You can manage it!" The monk said angrily, since he had taken off his disguise, he had no scruples, and the delicacies in front of him were hungry for him all night, and he devoured them.
"Count me as Lao Tzu, I have met you scoundrels for eight lifetimes, Lao Tzu admits that you can't fight you, let's say, how can I return the beast eggs to me. The monk muttered and complained while eating the big meat.
"Although it is said that this egg was picked up by you at the risk of your life, but in fact, the egg is in my hand, since it is in my hand, then he is mine, why should I give it to you?" Fang Yun said.
"You can't say that, take a step back and think, if I hadn't attracted that Dapeng and hid these two beast eggs on that tree, would you have such a good fortune to meet such an opportunity?
"You said so much, but there is evidence? Maybe it was a horn that ran out to fool people, right? I don't want to eat this set! What's more, when I found it, it was an ownerless thing, but now that I have taken it, I am its owner, why doesn't it belong to me?" Fang Yun said casually.
"You..." The monk was choked with anger, pointed at Fang Yun's nose and scolded: "You are a strong argument and a scoundrel! I don't care, no matter what this beast egg says, I also have my credit, and it is still a great credit! If you want to swallow it alone, it is impossible!"
"Then what do you want?" Fang Yun asked.
The monk's eyes lit up, and he stared at Fang Yun and said, "Although these two beast eggs were taken advantage of by you to pick them up, in this way, the poor monk will not let him suffer a loss, how about we talk?"