Chapter 289: I'll Trap You Monkey!
"No... Don't spend half a routine?!" Ding Ze was obviously stunned when he heard this.
Then he burst into tears, grateful, and even planned to make a generous move, endure the pain of spending more than a dozen routines, exchange for some high-quality incense and wine, and pull the system to worship!
At first, he also planned to be slaughtered at least two-thirds of the routine points this time, which is still a conservative budget!
I never thought that this system was quite reliable at a critical moment.
See, this is the truth of tribulation!
"System, don't worry, in the future, as long as I have a bite to eat, there will definitely be a bite for you to drink!" he pursed his eyes, clenched his fists and slapped his chest, soaring into the sky.
Then, he couldn't wait to show a listening expression.
"Uh..."The system was also a little confused, and when it spoke again after a while, listening to its tone, it was a little embarrassed and nervous...
"Ahem," the system coughed lightly twice, just like Ding Ze's routine when he flickered, Ding Zedeng's heart tightened when he listened, and he found that things were not simple, but now he could only continue to listen.
"The host is calm for a while, and the system is slowly speaking. The system continued, "After the host leaves, look for a place with fertile soil, preferably in the early morning, pluck some nice flowers and plants, and then, before the sun rises, quickly leave, looking for a cool, damp and remote place..."
Wood therapy?
Hearing this, Ding Ze frowned and muttered.
Flowers and plants, which do contain wood attributes, and wood attributes are indeed therapeutic effects, but the wood attribute content of these flowers and plants is too rare, and even the wood attributes contained in a hair on the body of Mu Ling Xiaobai are much richer than those flowers and plants.
And then why do you want to find a cool, damp and remote place?
This kind of place, in today's society, is indeed uncommon, if there are also some national research secrets, it has long been isolated, if it is man-made, Ding Ze does know a lot, but most of them raise those cold-blooded, and about to become extinct creatures, tourists come and go, watch and browse, which one is remotely hung on the hook.
It's just that you can wipe this mark away, and it's a big deal to use the old man at home to buy a piece of land and build one. Ding Ze thought secretly in his heart.
"When the host comes to a cold and damp place all day," the system hesitated for a moment, "dig a big pit three feet deep, and the grass will be planted in the ground as well as possible, and the small flowers will be placed neatly and evenly around the bottom of the pit, and then the host will lie down in peace." ”
"In this way, the host doesn't have to worry about his corpse stinking too quickly, or even the corpse will hurt people!"
Ding Ze was listening with great interest at first, especially when he was digging a pit and putting flowers and plants, he nodded seriously.
Xiaobai also said that this is indeed able to gather the power of wood at the bottom of the pit, but the power of wood contained in flowers and plants is too weak, so he secretly decided in his heart that he must find some primitive towering ancient trees when the time comes, so that the effect may be the best!
Primitive ancient trees are not good... Ding Ze suddenly thought of the almost 100-based ancient trees in Twey University, and he must have planned to 'borrow' a few of them.
But who would have thought that he had already begun to think of 'borrowing' trees in his heart... Phew, to be exact, take the tree plan.
How to say that I am also a member of Twey University, just like a teacher taught, just like at home, it must be harmless to take a few trees.
At the same time, when he was thinking about how to thank the system for his great kindness, the last few words came to his ears...
"Prevent... Prevent... Corpse... Corpse... The corpse turns into a hurtful ???" Ding Ze was stunned for a moment, muttering in his mouth.
At the same time, the sound of the system suddenly sounded, and it even sounded like a feeling of weakness and guilt.
"Ding-dong. ”
"Congratulations to the host for being successfully routined, this time I will be exempted from deducting the routine point link, I hope the host will take it as a warning, not as an example!"
When Ding Ze heard this, he was furious, and his aura burst out in an instant, and countless astonishing and violent aura filled the entire room like a monstrous wave, and he himself seemed to be a mad demon at this time, with countless blood-red blood vessels protruding on the top of his bare head, and wriggling hideously.
His eyes were even more bloodshot, and his aura suddenly turned blood-red, and the coercion made the two lumps of red sand tremble slightly, and his murderous aura seemed to be condensed, and the air temperature in the room plummeted countless times!
Even a fool can find out that this is a big routine, let alone Ding Ze, who claims that his appearance and intelligence are integrated!
"Congratulations to your grandmother's hammer!phew!I'll set you monkey!" Ding Ze was covered in bruises, and even his consciousness was still chaotic, and his body was already shining with golden light, and the cliff Bai Sen had already held it in his hand, looking desperate.
"You have the ability, you old thief came out to fight Lao Tzu to the death!"
And maybe the system also knew that this time was too much, and let Ding Ze be irritable and angry, and even took the system's parents as the center and relatives as the radius, and greeted them all over again, but the system did not necessarily speak.
However, no matter how angry Ding Ze is, he is not as innocent as half of Zhang Ling's innocent grievances.
At that time, he saw that Ding Ze was missing, thinking that Ding Ze was thinking about his kidney problem, and was about to wake him up to make a plan, when suddenly a stream of blood-red gas gushed out directly, as if the pressure of a thousand pounds of water hit directly!
In addition, Ding Zewei's pressure broke out with all his might, although it was only the peak of condensation, but Zhang Ling was still a hairy boy refining his body!
What's more, like his disciple of the Heavenly Master Dao, commonly known as him, is a mage, who is good at killing demons and demons, calculating and arranging formations, killing and trapping enemies, and calculating the best in the year, but the physical body is also vulnerable.
This sudden change broke out, not to mention whether he could react, even if he did, the whole house was only so big, where could he hide.
Poof!
Hearing only two muffled sounds, Zhang Ling's face turned pale, he opened his mouth and spurted out a mouthful of blood, and his body was hit out by Ding Ze's aura, directly hitting the wall, and then there was another muffled sound.
It was as if the entire house trembled slightly, and as the necklace of Zhang Tianshi that he was wearing on his chest flashed a faint light, he suddenly turned pale and fell unconscious.
From the corners of his mouth and eyes that were still trembling even when he was unconscious, it was enough to think of the scolding heart in his heart.
And after Ding Ze scolded for a long time, he didn't see the system respond, and finally spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm, and after writing down this account fiercely, he began to slowly calm down the "excited, trembling" heart in his heart.
When all the aura in it was withdrawn into his body, Ding Ze suddenly opened his eyes, and the blood under his eyes flashed, and he was still worried about what the system had done.
But that's right, Ding Ze worked hard in vain, and he was spending dozens of routines to buy something insignificant, which could be regarded as a reward.
It's good this time, don't repay the favor together, just calculate how to ruthlessly trick the system!
"Forget it, let's settle this matter now. He rubbed his temples and felt that after having the system, his heart seemed to be getting worse day by day.
"By the way, Zhang... Mausoleum..."Ding Ze looked around, and was about to wonder where Zhang Ling was, when he suddenly saw the blood on the ground, and...
Facing the ground, Zhang Ling, who was motionless like a dead body...
"!" Ding Ze exclaimed, and hurriedly ran towards Ding Ze in three steps and two steps, and was even ready to exchange for some therapeutic drugs.
In an instant, he came to Zhang Ling's side, flipped him over, and looked at him with a pale face, and his body was even more angry, completely looking like he was burping immediately.
And it seems that the Heavenly Master necklace on his chest that glows faintly helps him hang such a breath.
Ding Ze didn't have the hand to grab the necklace and study it, in case this tomb was so cold here, how should he walk alone on the road after that...
Zhang Ling, you can't die!
"Ahem," I saw him cough lightly twice, swept away the previous guilt and apology, folded his hands in front of the Heavenly Master's necklace with a sincere face, bowed three times, and then said with a jade appraisal, "As the saying goes, saving a life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter." ”
"Only if there is any grudge between your Taoism and other Buddhism... Just get a sense of it. ”
"But it's okay, the breath is weak, and if you hide it a little, it's really difficult to find out that he still has life, and speaking of it, it can be regarded as a blessing in disguise and saved his life. ”
Ding Ze muttered secretly, then rubbed his crotch and took out a turquoise elixir.
The surface of this elixir is rough, and it always exudes a smell that comes from nowhere, and if it changes color again, it will be like the sheep "Doudou" in the countryside.
"Zhang Ling has used the pseudo-breath urn, and he can resist and withstand a lot of powerful terrifying and coercive aura, and if he calculates the time, he should be able to support the teleportation. ”
"This turtle breath pill is also an elixir that can cover up the breath, and the price is not low, eighty percent of it is that dog than the system secretly operates. Ding Ze gritted his teeth and looked at Zhang Ling.
Gently stuffed the pill into Zhang Ling's mouth, and then cooperated with his two mouths, after swallowing the pill thoroughly, Ding Zecai breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the two fingers that had taken the pill on Zhang Ling's body, got up and sighed.
"You Heavenly Master Dao, but there are a lot of treasures, it took me really a lot of routines, and when the time comes, you will have to invite me to the Daomen a few more times." Ding Ze breathed a sigh of relief as he felt Zhang Ling's breath disappear completely.
The main effect of this Turtle Breath Pill is to hide the breath in the body and make it hidden, as long as it is not deliberately felt and explored, or the realm is too high, otherwise it will be difficult to find the monks who have taken the Turtle Breath Pill.
And Zhang Ling obviously needs this kind of elixir, but it's okay, being in a coma at this time also saves Ding Ze a lot of effort to speak.
After hiding Zhang Ling for some more time, Ding Ze clapped his hands, his eyes flashed with a cold glow, and he looked to the side.
There was an extremely evil terrifying aura approaching sharply, and the Eight Achievements was that Demon Venerable noticed that Zhang Ling's aura had disappeared, and his own aura was too irritable, thinking that he had succeeded in killing, so he hurried over!
"Next..."Ding Ze sneered and took out a pale human head from his crotch!
That head is Zhang Ling!
"Next, it's time to dig a hole!"