Chapter 2 The Little Abacus of the Bear Child
In the bag hanging from Qingguo's chest, the fish was still fluttering and jumping.
After going ashore, Mu Yang took out the prepared plastic bag, put it into the fertilizer bag, and filled it with a little water, so that the fish would not die immediately.
As for the Yellow River saury, the gods can't buy it alive, this product is very angry, and it will die when it comes out of the water.
After going ashore, the two of them trotted, drove lightly, followed the stone revetment under the Yellow River dam, went three or four miles to the north, and went to the canteen of the River Affairs Bureau to find Uncle Liu, who was cooking.
This uncle's name is Liu Tingyao, the family house is left for the children to get married, the old couple simply moved out of the village to live alone, just under the platform of the River Bureau, and they found such an errand after coming and going, watching the gate in the River Bureau, and then making a lunch and dinner, the leader wants to keep someone to eat, and he will give the whole table a good one.
Zhang Muyang also has his own little abacus, this fish can't be taken home. The people along the Yellow River have a heartfelt awe for the Yellow River, and in the summer, even if they tie their children to their homes with ropes, they dare not ask them to bathe in the Yellow River. Which parent knows that the child is taking a bath secretly, and generally will not be polite, and will not stop if he does not open his belly.
It's not that I don't feel sorry for the child, but there are too many people and animals drowning in this river every year, and when I see a lot, I don't have luck in my heart, and I must remember to beat the child to death.
If this fish is taken at home, it will be exposed. Sell it cheaply to the canteen, and you can save pocket money without knowing it.
When he arrived in the cafeteria, Qingguo pulled the bag, and the fish were poured into the basin, and the water splashed immediately, and Old Man Liu had a big smile on his face. Every day, there are cheap people who are not happy to send them to the door for free.
Zhang Muyang stretched out his hand and pulled it, put the three Yellow River saury fish back into the bag, and put a catfish that was more than two catties heavy into the bag, and four or five crucian carp that were sinking by half a catty were also put into the bag.
Old man Liu blinked his old eyes, inexplicable. "Kid, why are you still putting it back, these fish are not for sale?"
"Uncle Liu, you have helped so much these days, this Yellow River saury is dedicated to honoring you, this goods is fragrant, you take it home and drink it, and we will be happy when you eat it in your mouth." Catfish and crucian carp can be taken back to stew soup and drink, no money. Zhang Muyang looked at Old Man Liu with blank eyes.
Old man Liu's old face bloomed with a smile, and the folds were spread on the top of his head one by one, "Who did you learn from this kid, your mouth is like smeared with honey." Otherwise, take these fish home and go to your dad's bar, I don't need this. ”
"Uncle Liu, you are polite, this is yours, it will be miserable if I take it home. You help me open the door, no matter who asks, where did this fish come from, don't mention the two of us, ten million!"
"Okay, okay, the uncle's heart is like a mirror, the remaining three carp, the old price, no matter how big or small, one piece of five, six crucian carp and one 8 hairs, the uncle does not take advantage of you, these three saury fish, one also out of a piece of five. It adds up to a total of thirteen dollars and eight, and I'll give you fourteen, okay?"
"Say that the saury is for you, don't settle the account, you can give nine yuan three, if you don't care, just give ten yuan, we can settle the account." ”
Zhang Muyang and Zhang Qingguo took 5 yuan and walked out of the courtyard door in a hurry. Old man Liu picked out a carp and put it in the bag, whose child is it?
Old man Liu has been in a panic for the past two days. Old man Liu is the master of knowing the goods, this authentic Yellow River carp, golden scales and red tail, body shape shuttle long, body side scales golden yellow, the back of the scales have crescent-shaped spots, the ancient saying said that the carp jumps the dragon gate, it is the Yellow River carp. On the market, it sells for more than two yuan and a catty, and a fish is more than a catty, and it is not a problem to sell it for three yuan. Old man Liu offered a piece of five, and the kid didn't bargain.
There is also this Yellow River saury, Zhang Muyang has sent more than 20 in the past ten days, and it costs 100 yuan to sell it in a catty.
Picking up the bag, Old Man Liu hummed a little song and went home.
Zhang Muyang and Zhang Qingguo walked on the way home. Zhang Qingguo looked evil, and asked, "Sheep, I can't figure it out, it's not good to give me one of those fish? Why are they all cheap, that dead old man?"
"Brother Guozi, do you understand, give you two seconds to think about it before you speak. ”
"I don't want to, I just don't understand, you pig brain, I'm still hungry, I want to eat that catfish raw, you give it to others for nothing, my heart hurts and cramps." ”
"Your brain is swollen in the river, you give me a dime, I'll tell you about it, give the money first?"
"Your brother Wu En, you first break with me to understand, if you want money, you have to die. ”
"Then you owe it first, and remember to pay it back. Brother Guozi, have you ever thought about what will happen when you take the fish home? Look, the eldest lady in the family has to ask, Guozi, where did the fish come from, what do you say?"
"You can't say that you stole it in the Yellow River, right? Auntie must know that you went to bathe in the Yellow River, and when you said that your father smoked you, did your mother protect or help beat you? If your father knew that you stole the fish in May, did you say that you had to be beaten by hanging or lying on your stomach? If your house was pestered in May and you had to be your brother-in-law, would your sisters tear you up or stew you. ”
Zhang Qingguo's lips trembled, "Oh, it hurts me to death, stop quickly, my stomach starts to hurt when you say it." ”
"No, give money, if you don't give it, I'll tell you a dime, a piece of accounting. If this old man Liu sues the two of us, are you afraid? If he tells the little white dragon, are you afraid? Let's let the family find out today, but Mu is sure who it is, if this old man Liu has one more mouth, we will not be able to eat and walk around. ”
"Oh, I understand, I said that your kid's mouth is like smeared with sesame oil today, a mouthful of an uncle, the Yellow River saury is filial to your old man, this is generous and sensible, are you taking fish to block the old man's mouth?"
"Brother Guozi is really smart, and he has learned to answer. There is also a dime of truth, do you want to listen to it. ”
"Forget it, I can buy a big crab for two cents, do you like to talk about it, and I still don't listen?"
"If you don't listen, forget it, don't follow me when I go to save the world in the future. ”
"You save yourself first, return the whole world, besides, why don't you let me follow, I can't follow far away, your legs are on me, you can't care." ”
"If you don't give you this dime for free, if you don't listen to me, I'll be a teacher to teach students, you say, the fish on the market sells for three yuan, let's also sell three yuan, whose fish will Old Man Liu buy?"
"Of course I bought ours, and we delivered it to your door. ”
"Why don't I say you're in the water, and if he doesn't buy us? Do you calculate how much money you've saved just by selling fish?"
"It's more than 30 pieces. ”
"Where are you all there?"
"What about it in the mezzanine of my school bag? Grass, you trick me? I will rely on you if I lose my money in the future." ”
"Cut, aren't your money the same as mine, let me ask you, how much pocket money did you have in your hand before?"
"Sometimes it's five, sometimes it's not more than two cents. ”
"Who gave you this huge amount of money in your hand? Do you still hate Uncle Liu? We have a handle in the old man's hand now, in the future, with a little eyesight, you don't have to give this dime, just invite me to eat a big crab." ”
"I'm inviting you again, when will you invite me again?"
"Isn't your father rich? Your five sisters, all daughters, five cash cows, which tree shakes, will not drop two crabs for you. Don't be petty, the four boys in my family are all bottomless pits that lose money, don't be biased with me. ”
"Brother Guozi, let me ask you, which sister of you loves you the most?"
"It's still my eldest sister and second sister, who often steal some pocket money from me. ”
"I think the third sister is good, you see, the third sister looks handsome, like a person in the city, white and clean, with big breasts, and when she walks, she is a thief who is swaying. ”
"Zhang Muyang, you little private child, dare to beat my sister's idea, we will be finished from today, I will break off your friendship. ”
"Why are you annoyed when you're crazy, don't I praise the third sister for being good-looking? I dare to say this in front of the third sister, I guarantee that the third sister is rare for me, and I will find the third sister like this when I look for a daughter-in-law in the future." You are magnificent, talking about fun, you still have to worry about how to hide this huge amount of money, don't let any of your sisters give you a routine, we both have to finish playing. ”
"You say that, I really feel a little abrupt in my heart, where did you put the carp you took home last time, and didn't you find it at home?" Zhang Qingguo suddenly remembered something.
"No, I put it in the water tank at home, and my family doesn't know about it. Zhang Muyang said.
"It's okay, if you take it out secretly, let's go out and bake it, in case the family finds out, I won't be bothered by you?"
"Isn't it good for us to eat at home? Why should we take it out and bake it for you to eat? ”
"No, I'm not afraid that you'll be discovered? Knowing these things about you, your father can't beat you to death. ”
"Don't worry about salty radishes, you don't have to worry, I'm my own, my father is reluctant to beat me. Just take care of your stomach and don't tremble. ”
"If you don't listen to good people, you will suffer in front of you. ”
"Phew, it's okay for the third sister to say this, you little fart knows a fart, let's go, see you at the old place at 4 o'clock, don't tell the third sister that I don't like her." ”
"Get out. Small color embryos. If it weren't for the money, I wouldn't be able to spare you. Zhang Qingguo gritted his teeth and turned to leave.