Chapter 22: Lin Yang's Magic
Hearing Mr. Chen describe himself with three words of heavy taste, Lin Yang was instantly unhappy.
Is there such a sunny and handsome and tasteful heavy taste as him?
He is an outstanding young man of the 21st century.
Lin Yang's eyes narrowed at this time, and he found that the woman in front of him was blinking in the opposite corner.
He looked quietly and found Wang Dabiao's sneaky figure.
Suddenly understood in his heart that this must be Wang Dabiao's ghost.
"Ah, Xiao Yangyang, you gave someone that five times last night, and you haven't given the money yet, a hundred yuan!"
The flowery woman pursed her red lips and stretched out her hand to Lin Yang.
Wang Dabiao hid in the corner and gave the woman a thumbs up.
This woman's name is Fangfang, she is an old friend of his, and the purpose of his looking for Fangfang is to make Lin Yang's reputation stink.
Let's ask, what qualifications does a teacher who messes around outside have to teach and educate people?
Fangfang is very good at acting, with a handful of snot and tears, and she also showed the tooth marks on her shoulder to the classmates around her.
"Xiao Yangyang, you conscienceless thing, we did that five times, and you didn't even give me a hundred yuan......"
"Boom...... Are you still a man, you don't recognize people when you put on your pants? ”
With Fang Fang's superb performance, a large group of students soon gathered around.
The students pointed their fingers and looked at Lin Yang with disdain.
"Is this guy a new teacher at school? He looks quite handsome, but he didn't expect to do such a dirty thing as asking for a fire bag. ”
"That's right, the point is that his taste is still so bad, he found an ugly and old one, and he lost the face of our Donghai Middle School......"
The students of the third class of high school also happened to go downstairs and laughed when they saw this scene.
"Haha, it turns out that the teacher is a hardcore ......"
"Very well, we can use this to kick him out of our class. ”
Fang Xinxin also stood in the crowd, glanced at the notebook in his hand, and didn't know what he was thinking.
"Teacher Lin, what can I do about this?"
Teacher Chen looked at the students who were surrounded by water, and broke out in a cold sweat in anxiety.
"Being watched by so many students is too bad, and you are very likely to be expelled because of this incident. ”
"Expelled?"
Lin Yang smiled and gave Teacher Chen a reassuring look.
Teacher Chen was instantly convinced.
At this time, Lin Yang could still laugh, and he didn't know whether to say that he had a big heart or that he was stupid.
"Xiao Yangyang! I'll ask you one last time, a hundred yuan!
Fang Fang cried for a while, and when she saw that Lin Yang was unmoved, she wanted to use the trick of sprinkling to pull Lin Yang's clothes.
"Teacher Lin, give it to her!"
Teacher Chen anxiously persuaded.
Lin Yang shook his head, of course this money can't be given.
If it is given, it will be confirmed what happened to him and Fangfang, and he fell for Wang Dabiao's trick.
Looking at Fang Fang who pounced, Lin Yang was about to kick her away......
But.
Someone moves faster than him!
"Bang bang bang!"
A girl rushed into the crowd, grabbed Fangfang's hair with one hand, and aimed the other hand at her face full of foundation, and slapped four times back and forth.
The movements are skillful.
The sound of slapping ...... It's also very crisp.
Fangfang's face instantly had a few more slap prints, and she was stunned by the fan.
The rest of the students were also confused......
Even Lin Yang was stunned.
Could it be that all the female creatures in the East China Sea are so fierce?
In the past, Chu Yao saved the hero from his beauty, and now there is Fang Xinxin's classmate who helps the teacher slap him.
"Get out!"
Fang Xinxin pointed to the school gate, her voice was cold.
Fangfang didn't know Fang Xinxin's identity, and when she came to her senses, she wanted the other party to fight Xinxin.
"Damn, dare to touch my classmate!
Gao Bo and Xiaopang and a few other classmates yelled, and rushed up to punch and kick.
But they were depressed.
I don't understand if beating Fangfang is helping Fang Xinxin, or helping Lin Yang, the hateful head teacher.
"Fang Xinxin, you ......"
Lin Yang looked at Fang Xinxin puzzled.
"I owe you a favor, and I'm paying it back now. Fang Xinxin didn't even look at Lin Yang.
The corners of Lin Yang's mouth twitched.
This girl has a personality!
"Stop! What are you doing! Stop!!"
At this moment, a loud roar came.
When Wang Dabiao saw his woman being beaten, he finally couldn't help it and jumped out.
Gao Bo and the others glanced at him and stopped.
"Are you still students? You used such brutal methods to deal with a woman!"
Wang Dabiao looked at Fangfang's red and swollen face, was very distressed, and yelled at Gao Bo and the others.
Gao Bo and the others didn't bird him, and turned his face to the side.
Wang Dabiao was helpless, and pointed the finger at Lin Yang again, with a gloomy face.
"Teacher Lin Yang, you are the head teacher of the third class of high school, watching your students beat up a poor weak woman, and you didn't stop it, how did you become a teacher?!"
Teacher Chen pursed his lips and muttered, "Can that woman be considered a poor weak woman?"
Wang Dabiao glared at him, and Teacher Chen was immediately stunned.
Although he is still righteous, he is very cowardly.
Lin Yang sighed and looked at Gao Bo, Fang Xinxin and other senior and third class classmates, "It's not right for you to hit people." ”
Gao Bo and the others were suddenly unhappy and pointed at Lin Yang's nose.
"Teacher, are you mistaken!"
"We're helping you out, and you're still saying we're wrong? You're still not a man?"
Lin Yang shook off Gao Bo and the others' hands, with a serious expression: "I mean the way you beat people is wrong." ”
Not the right way?
Everyone was stunned and didn't understand the meaning of Lin Yang's words.
Lin Yang coughed lightly: "When beating people, you should do it without leaving evidence, such as taking advantage of the dark moon and high wind, such as warping sticks, wearing masks, and ......."
"In a word, not only to fight well, but also to ensure that there are no worries, you still have a long way to go...... Young people, learn more. ”
After Lin Yang finished speaking, everyone was stunned again.
Is there such an education for students?
Students are also taught the skills of fighting......
And also.
Isn't Lin Yang a teacher, how can he have so many clever skills in fighting.
Is he a teacher or a robber?
Wang Dabiao's eyes were red with anger, and he glared at Lin Yang angrily.
"Teacher Lin Yang, you actually teach students to fight! Have you forgotten your teacher's identity!"
"What's wrong?"
Lin Yang shrugged, "I'm telling them that when dealing with shameless people, they have to use more shameless methods to defeat ...... These are all dry goods, advanced knowledge that cannot be learned in books. ”
"You!
Wang Dabiao's body trembled violently, and he pointed at Lin Yang speechless.
When it comes to bickering, none of the ten Wang Dabiao is Lin Yang's opponent.
Lin Yang looked at his angry appearance, and the corners of his mouth suddenly showed mockery: "People with kidney deficiency really have a bad temper and a big temper, and what the medical book says is too right." ”
"You say I'm kidney-deficient?"
"Hold the grass! How dare you insult me like this!"
Wang Dabiao was furious, and the sore spot in his heart was broken by Lin Yang at once.
Although he looks strong, he is really not good at that......
"Okay, since you said you can do it, do you dare to press an inch below your navel?"
Wang Dabiao was in front of so many students, of course he couldn't be cowardly, "What if you press it!"
However, his tough words were not tough for three seconds, and his face suddenly changed greatly.
"How's it going, do you feel a sharp pain and some numbness at the same time?"
Wang Dabiao's face turned pale, and he said loudly unconvinced, "This is a vulnerable position for people, and whoever presses it for three seconds will hurt, what's so strange about this." ”
"Yes? Then you can press the third spine in your lower back for another three seconds. Lin Yang said again.
"Why should I listen to you? ”
Although Wang Dabiao was saying tough words, his fingers couldn't help but follow Lin Yang's guidance and pressed down.
Because, at the same time that he was feeling the pain just now, the lost kidney suddenly felt a little fuller, which made him feel extremely happy in his heart.
Just three seconds later, he felt a sharp pain with soreness and numbness.
At the same time, the kidneys swelled and filled up a few points.
Wang Dabiao's eyes changed when he looked at Lin Yang, and he became a little in awe and expectation.
What is in awe is that as soon as Lin Yang said it casually, he was able to find the vital part of his kidney deficiency.
What I hope is that Lin Yang is so powerful, if he repeatedly presses a few more times according to the position he instructed, won't he be able to regain his strength in that matter!
Next, Lin Yang pointed out a few more locations.
As expected, Wang Dabiao felt the same way after pressing it.
A few minutes later, Lin Yang put his hands behind his back and made the appearance of a worldly master.
"Okay, I want you to press the position is only the last step, do you feel any changes in your body?"
At this time, Wang Dabiao felt that his kidneys had an obvious sense of fullness, and the kidney qi that was originally shriveled was not only weak, but even felt like it was about to overflow.
"Ah, what's that last step?" Wang Dabiao's eyes were hot, and he couldn't wait.
"The last step is...... Breathe deeply. ”
Breathe deeply?
Wang Dabiao did not doubt him, followed Lin Yang's words, and took a big breath.
"Fart!"
Lin Yang suddenly shouted anxiously and quickly.
Due to the relationship of inertial thinking, Wang Dabiao also followed Lin Yang's statement, and Jube shook hard!
"Puff, puff, ......"
A series of sounds came, and Wang Dabiao let out a loud and long serial fart!
He clamped Kikube hard, but the fart couldn't stop the car at all.
"Ahh
"It's so stinky! The vice principal still has a little discipline to let out such a stinky serial fart in public. ”
The surrounding classmates were covering their noses and fleeing in all directions.
"How so?"
Wang Dabiao glared at Lin Yang, "Isn't this a treatment for kidney deficiency!"
"Did I say that?"
Lin Yang shrugged.
"You're thinking too much, this is just a way to make people unblock their stomachs and fart non-stop. ”
What the?
It's just a trick to make people fart!
Wang Dabiao's eyes widened instantly.
"Ahh
"I'm going to your legs!"
Wang Dabiao roared angrily, raised his fist and smashed it into Lin Yang's face!
He was so angry that he even forgot about the gap in strength with Lin Yang.
Lin Yang saw the fist he smashed, without a trace of dodging, still looking at him lightly.
"Fart, grandson!"
"Puff, puff, ......"
A familiar voice sounded, Wang Dabiao instantly blushed and his neck was thick, and the fist he swung out quickly covered the chrysanthemum.
"Ah, stinky boy, I'm going to kill you!"
After the heart-wrenching sound, Wang Dabiao waved his fist again.
"Fart, grandson. ”
Lin Yang still said this spell calmly.
"Chirp, puff, puff, puff......"
"Woo woo, you dare to play me like this, woo woo, I'm going to kill you. ”
After several times, Wang Dabiao finally broke down and was tortured and cried.
The surrounding classmates were dumbfounded.
And the students in the third class of high school were even more dumbfounded.
This teacher really knows magic.
It's scary!