All the gold medals are Chinese?

This means...... You Lu Yifan will definitely be able to win the championship in the project you participate in?!

Wow!

When the reporters below heard this, they all had incredulous, even mocking expressions on their faces.

A director, a star, going to the Olympics already makes people feel that it is a big joke in the world!

He even said that he would only participate in the most disadvantaged projects in Huaxia.

You still have to win a gold medal!

This is more arrogant and arrogant than saying, "I want to participate in all the Olympic events and win the gold medal."

Because saying this kind of thing means that Lu Yifan feels that a strong project such as table tennis is not worth his shot.

This forced pretending is simply a bombardment!

"Director Yifan, don't you think you're a little too willful in doing this?"

"What if you don't get a medal in your event?"

"Does the General Administration of Sports allow you to participate?"

"What do you think about the fact that Mi Guo posted an article in advance to ridicule Huaxia?"

“......”

One by one, the reporters began to ask questions again.

But Lu Yifan shook his head and left the press conference under the protection of his bodyguards.

That night, the front page headlines were occupied by Lu Yifan again!

"Lu Yifan fights after the opening ceremony and fights again in the Olympics!"

"He wants to participate in all the weak projects of the Chinese country and win glory for the country!"

"The director of the General Administration of Sports said that he invited Lu Yifan"

As soon as these news came out, people all over the world were in an uproar, followed by ridicule.

Island nation online.

"Lu Yifan sings, how dare he participate in the Olympics?"

"Isn't this going to give away someone's head?"

"yes, every event is the last place, what's there to participate in?"

"I used to like Lu Yifan, but seeing that he was so brainless, I didn't fan him anymore. “

Mi country netizens.

"A weak taunt from a weak country, the kind that is too small to ignore. ”

"Hype! It's definitely hype! The stars of Huaxia like to use this kind of thing to hype up their popularity. ”

"Just Lu Yifan, and take the first place in all the weak events? I bet he won't even be in the top eight in tomorrow's sprint!"

I also think that the American reporter sent an article celebrating Bolt's award in advance was a bit excessive.

Now, it seems that this is not too much. ”

"The boredom of the sick man of East Asia. ”

Stick country netizens.

"How can Lu Yifan Oba be so self-aware?"

"But as long as Oba is handsome!"

"That's right, always support Yifan Oba!"

"You brain-dead female fans, what is there to look at in Lu Yifan?

"That's right, wait, Lu Yifan will be revealed in his original form tomorrow. ”

Huaxia netizens.

"Brother Fan Chong Duck !!"

"All gods, no matter what decision you make, all fans will support you!"

"To be honest, I think Lu Yifan has played too much in this wave of operations. ”

"Yes, you star, how can you play sports?"

"Especially the Olympics! That's where sports stars from all over the world gather! As a star in the entertainment industry, you're lucky to be the last one. ”

......

Then, someone posted a poll on Facebook.

Let everyone choose whether Lu Yifan can get a medal, even if it is a bronze medal.

The number of voters was as high as 30 million.

As a result, everyone's one-sided choice was impossible.

The people of the United States are not good-looking.

The people of the island countries are not optimistic.

The people of France, Germany, Britain, Italy, Stick Country and other countries in the world all feel that Lu Yifan is grandstanding.

Even the citizens of Huaxia felt that Lu Yifan's joke was too much.

But it's no wonder they think so.

For Lu Yifan's understanding, they always feel that Lu Yifan is just an artist who sings and directs.

No one knew that he was actually a powerful Distraction Stage cultivator.

The next morning.

The 100-meter sprint is finally about to start.

Cameras from all over the world are gathered on this arena.

Because here, the first gold medal of the Olympic Games will be produced!

Lu Yifan is in the fifth position.

And Usain Bolt and the African athlete Ebontu who spent a lot of money this year are in the third and eighth positions respectively.

The CCTV host smiled and said to his partner: "Who do you think has any hope of winning the championship in this sprint?"

Partner: "Usain Bolt has a lot of hope, he is even better this year than he was at his peak last year.

Although Ebony is a rising star, the hope of winning the championship is relatively slim. ”

"Then do you think Lu Yifan has any hope of entering the top five?"

"Unlikely. As far as I know, Lu Yifan is still a college student.

and majored in computer science, and then worked as an entertainer and director in the entertainment industry.

For professional sports, it may be that he has not participated in professional training, and it is unlikely that he will be able to achieve results in such events. ”

"Can you go a little deeper and more thoroughly?"

"To put it bluntly, I think Lu Yifan is a layman, and being able to participate in the competition can be regarded as an affirmation of him.

He should have taken the last place this time. ”

At this point in the host's commentary, the game has finally begun.

Boom!

The referee fired a gunshot, and Bolt took the lead and galloped out.

Far ahead, leaving the rest of the opponents behind.

The host immediately explained passionately:

"We can see the speed of Usain Bolt, who is worthy of being called a flyer!

The ebony contestant, who had hoped to compete with him this year, was left far behind.

Usain Bolt is going to break the Olympic world record again!"

That's it.

Everyone looked at Lu Yifan again.

Last place......

That's right, Lu Yifan is the last one.

He seemed to be strolling around the court, and he had no intention of running as hard as he could.

Seeing this, the media from all over the world shook their heads.

Asians are indeed inferior to Africans in athletics.

But that's nothing.

It's just that Lu Yifan's attitude towards the game has disappointed many people.

Since you're here, even if it's the last place, you have to take it seriously!

What's the matter with you walking here?

Island country media: "I'll just say that Lu Yifan can't do it." ”

French press: "I'm not wrong, just a play, but also trying to compete with Usain Bolt the flyer?"

Wishful thinking!!"

Bangzi country media: "The title of the sick man of East Asia is not groundless. ”

The four words "the sick man of East Asia" are like knives, and they are fiercely pierced in the hearts of the Chinese people.

And Italy and France didn't even bother to report Lu Yifan.

It seems that reporting Lu Yifan's word is a kind of humiliation to them.

They want to report on a good athlete like Usain Bolt, not a grandstanding clown!

As for the world hegemon Mi Guo.

They just took a screenshot of the news that Usain Bolt won the championship and that the Chinese were the sick men of East Asia and posted it on TV so that all the people of the United States could see it.

For Lu Yifan, they don't report or speak out.

However, it is even more ironic.

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