Two and a half years after I arrived in the East China Sea in July 2001, I have finally stopped joining the world's largest migration army.

Take the green train that was unique to those years to go home for the New Year, sometimes there are no seats, and you don't have to worry. When you want to sleep, you can put your feet together, the crowds will make it easy for you to overcome gravity, and your enthusiastic compatriots will help the wanderers from afar to take a break on the train.

No matter how far away, no matter men, women and children, they all want to go home, watch the Spring Festival Gala together, eat dumplings or glutinous rice balls together, forget last year's hardships, and look forward to the happiness of the coming year!

This is the perfect embodiment of the greatest cohesion of our nation!

It's a pity that the first snow in 2002, Dao L said that I came later than usual, and I went to someone else's hometown in Qilu, and in 2003, when the New Year was approaching, Chu Chu, who couldn't stand the sea enjoyment, went to her house again.

The two Spring Festivals were given to her, watching her family reunion, "What Chef" in the sunset township?

How can we solve our worries? Only Du Kang!

The two Spring Festivals were drunk every day, and they deceived the kind, upright, and enthusiastic Ren family's fathers and fellow villagers, and the marriage was not consummated.

This year, considering my son's feelings, I cautiously tested him, and the little handsome guy was very angry, "I want to see how the big city celebrates the New Year?"

Perhaps, he was afraid that I would leave him in his hometown again?

There were a few sleepless nights, and in the middle of the night, I was surprised to find that in my dream, he called out to his mother one after another, and his pillow was wet with tears flowing unconsciously......

Now I know, I know exactly what I want, what can I do?

A well-known contemporary educator once said: Before graduating from junior high school, you have countless choices, what kind of person will you become in the future? In high school, because of the division of liberal arts and sciences, your choice has been reduced by half! In college, you may only have one choice, and that is your major.

Of course, there are people who have had ups and downs in their lives and have rich experiences. But what I'm trying to say is: that's not what he wants, it's not his choice! More often than not, it's the circumstances, or life, that dictates for him.

One way or another, thank goodness, it has nothing to do with fate.

Look at me, you look at me, I originally wanted to be a mathematician, but I was a few points short of going to university, and I didn't go to Nankai University----, the cradle of mathematicians.

But the university teacher told you that if you are not one of the few who are hundreds of millions of people, you will either take over my teaching whip, or you will be in a certain department, patting your head and making reports, advanced knowledge, and you will return it all to me in the end.

As a result, an innate sense of mission to improve the theoretical and technical level of mankind forced me to read a lot and teach myself physics, philosophy, aesthetics, psychology, and military affairs.

But after graduating from college and coming out of the bank, don't you still use your most despised accounting profession as a tool to make a living?

The only gain is that I have a common topic with the two generations of military seniors led by my grandfather, grandfather and father, plus the third generation of soldiers from my cousin and cousin.

When I was talking about the army on paper, I also counted a general's addiction.

In front of a group of relatives, he talked about the greatness and difference between Sun Tzu and Clausewitz's strategy, the advantages and disadvantages of Guderian's blitzkrieg, and the gains and losses of the Soviet Red Army's large-depth tactics.

Only the old man said worriedly: "Soldier, treacherous." Don't become Zhao Kuo, you kid!"

This year's income is very high, in addition to saving for the time being, ready to buy a house within the year, there is also plenty of silver, plus it is the first Spring Festival with my son in Donghai, I started a shopping spree.

On Saturday, considering that it would not be easy to go out for work next week, my son and I set off early in the morning.

It took a whole morning to buy 30 catties of Hanhai's lamb legs, 6 green bird chickens, 5 catties of ham ham, 15 catties of pork ribs and fresh meat, and 7 catties of yellow beef.

The vegetables are going to be bought again in the year 29, plus the parents and two brothers sent them to make their own, the traditional bacon smoked from cypress leaves unique to Tianfu, sausages, pork ribs and pork trotters, I am afraid of 30 or 40 catties.

There are also some seafood that can be stored, such as Jiwei shrimp. Of course, what drinks, Wang Laoji and the like, as well as the cola, melon seeds, peanuts, white rabbits, etc., which his son likes, and so on. Some of them also led their son to the post office to express delivery, so that he could experience the emotional interaction between relatives who care for each other.

I bought a few bottles of red wine, and Jiannanchun and Luzhou Laojiao, which have 52 degrees of white wine, also got one each.

A year of abundance!

In fact, I am still a nostalgic person in my bones, and when I saw such a rich thing, I sighed, feeling that no one shared it.

Those two women who have accompanied me through hardships, I hope you are doing well?!2 I hope you are happy, no matter where you are, no matter with whomever you are.

I hope you are happy, and the countdown to the Spring Festival in 2004 has begun.

A few years ago, as usual, it was a tea party and dinner party organized by each department itself.

Because of the small number of people in our finance department, a total of 4 people, after soliciting everyone's opinions, we opened some catering tickets, and one person divided more than 90, which is also regarded as the extra money before the Spring Festival.

I can only use verbal praise and lenient attendance to motivate everyone.

Originally, I wanted to invite Zhang Shan to spend the Spring Festival at home, but she was embarrassed to say that she was going to spend the New Year with her parents and brother (her parents had returned to the nut country first).

It's almost the holidays, and the house is still deserted (Zhang Shan insists that I take her home every night, or drive back to the waterfront by myself).

Although my son and I have been far from poverty materially, if there is no hostess in a home, or if the hostess is gone, what does it seem to be a shortcoming? Is it lubricant, warmth, or order?

On Wednesday night, I was having dinner with my son when my phone rang suddenly, and when I looked at it, it was Tamashika.

"Brother Liu, our sales department has just finished a meeting. Tonight's dinner, Manager Hua asked me if you can come over?"

"But I've already eaten. "In fact, dinner is nearing its end.

"Then I won't eat, just drink, okay? Come on!" said in a coquettish voice.

"Son, dad is going to have a drink with his colleagues, okay?"

Looking at the kid with his ears pricked up, I was still a little uneasy.

"Go play, I'm fine. The son waved.

Anyway, it's already winter vacation, and I don't have to go to class the next day, so I'm relatively much more relaxed.

When we arrived at the "Three Hunan and Four Waters" Hunan restaurant that we often go to, the handsome beauty in the sales department had already started to fight with men and women.

I have to say that almost every company, the sales department has the most beauties. One reason is that sales represent the image of the company, and another more important reason is that human society has entered the era of "beauty economy".

Imagine it, a beauty, she has moon eyebrows and starry eyes, autumn water in her eyes, moth eyebrows and bright teeth, ruddy pink cheeks, Xia skirt and moon veil, and she is graceful, and then she looks back at you and smiles, we are successful people, I'm sorry not to buy some products, right?

Lost thing! MSG has bought a cupboard, you want to open a supermarket?

Oops, I forgot that you still have a Hedong lion roar at home!

Donate it.

Anyway, return the goods, we don't have this FACE, but, alas, the water level of the small vault has dropped a lot.

There are many beautiful women, and our lives are full of sunshine. But sometimes, it's not a good thing to have a lot of beautiful women, just like a place with a lot of technical talent, it's hard to manage.

Because, if you have something that ordinary people don't have, then no one will obey anyone, right?

Men, women, it's like that.

This is the experience of buddy a year later, because of the lack of talent, the temporary guest appearance of the sales manager, and the reader will be given some benefits in advance.

No, now Yu Shizuka and another goose-faced little beauty, two recognized beauties of my Pudu subsidiary, are applying a face to a cucumber or a tomato.

"Brother Liu, come on, you give a comment!" Yu Jingxiang found out that the rescuer had been rescued, and her chest rose and fell happily.

"Ah, this, that! In short, in a word, I think. ”

Why are we always forced to do multiple-choice questions when we grow up in the river?

"Will you listen to me?" After a long pile of nonsense, I inquired very seriously, and the beauty master arrived, looking like a fairy.

"Listen, Manager Liu is the fairest!" The goose-egg-faced beauty chick pecked the rice, extremely pious.

"When looking at a thing, we must stand at the height of philosophy!" "Beautiful women are proud, and you have to use something she doesn't understand to interfere with and divert her thinking, so as to convince her.

"Who said it has to be one or the other?" I continued to solemnly repeat, "how vast and colorful our universe is, and how much, well, how much!"

I paced slowly around the table, thinking about what to say.

Just as everyone was looking at me, I resolutely closed the case.

"Therefore, we can't be short-sighted and only see one side of things, and then we will be like a blind man touching an elephant." ”

The high hat is also ready, and if you don't listen to me, you will be short-sighted, and worse, you will become blind.

"So, ah, this, ah, that, ah, right? It's reasonable, ah, isn't it?"

They must have fainted!

Because buddies are confused, what the hell do I want to say?

Oh, remembered.

"It's easy, don't fight! Apply cucumbers during the day and change tomatoes at night. ”

"Hahahaha!" almost everyone laughed.

The two sides of the dispute shook hands and made peace, and unanimously reached out to the outside world.

"Brother Liu, I respect you. ”

"Manager Liu, what about me?"

Cup after cup, cup after cup?!

Thinking that my brothers and sisters helped me to accompany my son, they were all kind to me.

"Whoever is coming, quickly report your nickname! This handsome does not fill the unknown junior!"

More than 10 people, around me is a superb amount of alcohol, the tiger descends the mountain, but it can't stand the wolf tactics!

Drunk.

"Brute, dare you bark at me?!, children, Daddy is returning from the expedition, why don't you quickly help me take off my armor, take off my battle robe, and eat pot pulp to welcome the male master!"

This is my admonition to a few barking puppies when I arrived at the gate of the community.

Probably that means.

The next morning, Tamazuka whispered to me that she was the one who sent me back last night. At that time, she was already trembling, her eyebrows were smiling, and she was smiling.

Alas, although the wine is good, you can't be greedy.

"I didn't, there was nothing like being a drunken teacher (gaffe), right?"

It's broken, and the last shot is: Hua Jingyi and Yu Jingxiang are left and right, hugging their necks and pouring me.

"Not really, it's just you... Forget it, let's not talk about it. ”

Yu Jingxiang's white jade-like face was drunk with a touch of red clouds, and some people were a little stunned.

Today is the last working day of work a year ago.

There is nothing to do.

I was thinking about playing Go. When I was in college in Rongcheng, I went to Rongcheng Chess Academy to take an amateur preliminary exam.

At the university, I also accepted a few classmates as apprentices.

But later, the 89th class came to a junior brother from Spring City, an amateur third stage. The apprentices saw the wisdom and thought together, and the pearl was dark, which caused the buddies to push the scales and seal the chess from then on, and wash their faces with tears all day long.

A year later, the apprentices returned. Together with the teacher, with seven 3:0, he cleanly beheaded the junior brother of Chuncheng under the black and white city.

Fang knows the hard work of the apprentices, not everyone can be a good undercover agent without changing their face and heartbeat!

The Chuncheng junior regretted it.

When they met people, they said that the military had a good character, and the apprentices took turns to fight him for a year, shooting and snatching dogs, disrupting the good Go concept and style of the juniors, so they fell together with their master and apprentice.

As soon as the chess came up, it was played in the dark, every inch of land was contested, and the two fists hit people, and the enemy was outside the country. There is no way to do it, let alone strategize and arrange troops.

Over the course of a year, it was not that the apprentices' level of Go had improved, but that the level of the junior and younger students had seriously declined, to the point that even I, an amateur beginner, could easily recruit him.

A few years later, a group of sketch actors probably wrote a work based on this story, right?

The desk phone in the office rang.

"Dad, you're in trouble!" the son said anxiously on the phone.

"Ah, don't be alarmist! What's the matter, is it that serious?"

It turns out: don't take anyone lightly, yes, be any, including children.

"Last night, my sister came to the house to say goodbye to you, saying that she was going to Yuanyue, where is Yuanyue? Is there Yanjingyuan?"

"Oh my god, I drank too much! I patted my head and regretted it. A few days ago, Zhang Shan told me about this.

"No, Dad, my sister was angry when she saw Sister Yu sending you upstairs! Well, it seems like I'm still crying. ”