"Am I right?" Yang Yan winked at me happily.

"Yes. I opened a bottle of beer, drank it to my mouth, and then pretended to be surprised and asked, "Are you swollen (what) - know the drops?"

"I hate it, who's swollen?" Yang Yan said angrily.

"Ah, I'm sorry! I stammered and explained, "The goose is saying, 'Are you swollen? ”

"Hahaha!" Zhang Yadan and Wang Chuhan on the opposite side laughed so much that the river flowed backwards, and the other was so happy that the flowers and branches trembled.

"Brother Liu, are you asking how do you know?" Seeing Yang Yan blushing and raising her pink fist, Zhang Yadan hurriedly stood up to relieve the siege, and still looked at me.

"Ah, yes! yes!" I also cooperated with Cheng Cheng in fear, and the chick pecked his head violently: "That's how I go." ”

"Hmph! Yang Yan pouted and sat down, ignoring me.

"Who's that!" Wang Chuhan was unhappy and pointed at me: "You haven't introduced yourself yet." ”

"He's Brother Liu. Zhang Yadan whispered.

"No taste, no energy, so old! I don't call him brother, uncle is almost the same. Wang Chuhan pouted.

"I don't matter, one jobless vagrant. I pointed to the tube and said, "He's the focus of the night." Righteous people, good cooking, monthly salary of tens of thousands, is the best choice for home travel boyfriend!"

"Forget it, let's not talk about anything else tonight, let's have a drink. ”

Zhang Yadan saw that no one answered, and knew that this introduction was no fun, so he hurriedly played a round.

Looking at the awkward atmosphere, I was also quite bored.

"I'm sorry for the offense you just had!" I stood up and clenched my fists, "I'll punish myself with three bottles." ”

After drinking, looking at the slightly calmer scene, I said, "Everyone here has a high IQ, shall I give an intelligence question?"

Regardless of whether they agree or not, they say, "If you run with a tiger, do you want to run faster than it, slower, or just as fast?"

Wang Chuhan was just about to answer, but when he saw Yang Yan on the other side shaking his head, he twisted his body with a red face.

Zhang Yadan thought about it for a long time, but he didn't guess it.

"You must be running faster than the tiger, so that you won't fall into the tiger's mouth!" Xiao Guan was too hit tonight, and he decided to pull back a game and win face in front of the beauty.

"Ahem," I shook my head, "that's over! I'm talking about guessing the riddle below, right? ”

"No!" Yang Yan actually grabbed my arm, "announce the answer first." ”

"That's right, don't want to get by!" Zhang Yadan also changed his image as a good old man and shouted with Wang Chuhan.

"Okay, okay. "I looked at the little tube, and said in my heart that the dead Dao friend is not the dead and the poor Dao, besides, who makes your heart speak fast?" The answer is: run faster than a tiger, you are more beast than a beast!"

"Hahaha!" Seeing that Xiao Guan's face turned into pork liver, Yang Yan laughed so much that the wine floated to me, "Hehehe," Wang Chuhanjiao smiled and lay on Zhang Yadan's shoulder, Zhang Yadan lowered his head and tried his best to hold back his laughter.

"Master," complained Xiaoguan, "you took me into the ditch." ”

Another round of laughter.

"If the answer is as fast as a tiger," Yang Yan asked, "what's the difference between you and a beast, right?"

"Clever!" I applauded cheaply.

"Ah, I see! Run slower than a tiger, you're not as good as a beast. Therefore, "Wang Chuhan's beautiful eyes are looking forward to: "Sister Yang Yan won't let me say it." ”

"Guys, offended!" I quickly changed the subject: "Let's guess easier, okay?"

Everyone laughed and said yes.

"Say: Here comes the wolf, guess the name of a fruit. ”

"Let me guess, Yang (sheep) Mei (no). Yang Yan shouted, her happy face like a red Fuji apple.

"Why?" Zhang Yadan became interested, his eyes like apricot blossoms.

"I know," Wang Chuhan's face was like a peach blossom, "You think, the wolf is coming, and the sheep are either eaten or scared away." So bayberry!"

"That's smart. The little tube patted the horse enviously.

"Okay, you're good!" I said, "then the next one: the sheep is coming, guess the name of another fruit." ”

"Strawberries. Wang Chuhan stood up and hurriedly said.

"Don't play like this!" I pretended to be angry, "this IQ, this reaction, I don't dare to test you." ”

"Oye!" Wang Chuhan squeezed his jade hand and stuck out his tongue mischievously, and my heart skipped a beat.

The atmosphere was very good, and we drank each other and talked about our little things. It can be seen that Zhang Yadan and Yang Yan drink very well, Wang Chuhan and Xiaoguan are high, and I am forced to be sober.

"Drink," Wang Chuhan shouted to Yang Yan in a somewhat vague voice, "We won't go home if we don't get drunk." ”

"Yes, drink, don't get drunk," I also learned to speak: "We are a pair of turtles!"

"You will be poor. Yang Yan patted me on the back, "You're the turtle." ”

At the time of checkout, Xiaoguan and I paid 1,000 yuan to be considered not embarrassed.

Coming downstairs, Zhang Yadan helped Wang Chuhan to the bathroom, and Xiaoguan and I accompanied Yang Yan to the elevator and waited.

"Yang, Yeon. "Xiao Guan is a flower butterfly, seeing that Wang Chuhan is out of play, he is tempted by this peer again.

"What's wrong?" asked Yang Yan with sexy red lips and tilted her head.

"Can you leave a phone call?" the little tube muttered, "We're both finances, we can, ah, learn from each other." ”

"It's okay, if you want to find me, just tell Wang Chuhan. Yang Yan said very angrily.

I pretended to look at the night sky outside the floor-to-ceiling window, and said in my heart: Wang Chuhan made it clear that he didn't want to see Xiaoguan, and he wanted to pass through her to find another beauty?

"Okay. ”

Alas! said the poor little pipe pitifully.

"But," Yang Yan wanted to catch me with her eyes, "it's okay in the future, I don't mind attending your party again." ”

"Okay, okay, you can come," the little tube clapped again, "It's really fluffy!"

"Really?" Yang Yan said, looking at me.

I was still thinking about the stretched economy, because the luxury of this night was not snowing in June? So there was no squeak.

"It's not refreshing!" Yang Yan whispered.

I smiled wryly.

"Hey, I'm curious, why are you so poor?" Yang Yan suddenly looked at me with a smile again, is it a professional habit?

"Brother used to be in the Quyi troupe," I dodged her sharp eyes and said solemnly, "What about the host accountant." ”

"Make it up, you keep making it up. "Yang Yan is not easy to fool.

"Really, I swear!" I forced a smile, "Several comedians who have been on the Spring Festival Gala come to receive their salaries, and I said: tell a joke to amuse my buddy, send it immediately, or not, please go back! There is no cash today." ”

"Hahaha!" Yang Yan received the laughter inside, "You, you say that you are fat and you are still panting, do you mean to be in touch with them? You, you are so poor!"

"Yes, my brother is really poor now!" I punned, and my heart said that at this moment, this word is too apt!

Yang Yan was about to say something, but suddenly, Zhang Yadan's hair was scattered. A handful grabbed her arm.

"Hurry! Something happened to Chu Han!"