"I said it all, I don't want to explain, and you still ask me why I was wronged? You don't understand me, you don't love me anymore......" As he spoke, Zhang Qing couldn't help but enter the play, and when he usually typed in novels, familiar lines blurted out.

"Damn!" Liu Jie got goosebumps across the screen, his hands shook in fright, and his phone almost fell to the ground.

"Sister Qingqing, I'll give you a month's rent exemption, don't fucking disgust me, okay?" Even with Liu Jie's good temper, he couldn't help but burst into foul language.

"Bah! Shut your mouth for me! Lao Tzu has been in arrears for four months, is that the month missing?"

"Not four months, but five, thank you. Liu Jie's words are like a basin of cold water, you pour Zhang Qing cold.

"Okay, boss, I'm not disgusted with you anymore, so I owe you four months of rent now, not five, right?"

"Yes!"

If you can kill people through the screen, Liu Jie must strangle this bastard, "If it's okay, I'll hang up first, I want to sleep, see you tomorrow, Sister Qingqing!" Liu Jie's voice was almost gritted teeth.

"You explain to me why the door of my house won't open? You haven't told me why it won't open? You know what? I haven't eaten today, and I'm in a lot of pain. ”

"If you cry again, I won't give you a penny of five months' rent. ”

"I don't care, if the door of my house can't be opened, I'll go to your house tonight to sleep!"

"Can't let him come!"

"What?" Hearing a female voice on the phone, Zhang Qing was frightened.

Brother Jie, there is a target!

And he got the young lady done so quickly.

Stimulate!

"Brother Qing, you listen to my explanation, you heard it wrong, I didn't. ”

"Oh~" Listening to the panicked voice on the phone, Zhang Qing became more and more inched, he smiled evilly and said: "Adult things, I understand~, I believe you have no object, so the rent is ......"

"You owe me three months' rent, right?" As far as Zhang Qing was careful, Liu Jie couldn't hear it?

"How many more calls Brother Qing to listen?"

"Brother Qing, you are my own brother, don't spread this matter, okay?"

"Okay, Boss Liu, I'll give you three minutes to open the door of my house. ”

"Again, I've said it many times, I really didn't lock the door of your house. ”

"That Lao Tzu's ......"

"Oh, I know why it won't open. Before Zhang Qing finished speaking, Liu Jie suddenly patted his head, "Don't you think it's too lonely to live in a house?" I found you a roommate, he may have fallen asleep, so he locked the door of the room, you shouted at the door, let him open the door for you." ”

"Roommate!" Zhang Qing heard these four words, and his eyes lit up with surprise, I, Zhang Qing, actually have a company!

"Thank you Brother Jie for finding me a roommate!" Zhang Qing said in the voice of the female anchor when she was rewarded.

"So if it's okay, I'll hang up first?"

"Wait a minute!"

"What's the matter? Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, do you understand? My girlfriend is angry, you have something to say quickly, if you have a fart, let it go, don't before yes, stinky fart for a long time?"

"Liu Jie, you are a matter of attitude, be careful that I don't have your Spring Festival Festival, do you believe it?" Zhang Qing relied on Liu Jie's good temper, and became more and more on his nose and face.

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid you're okay? What's the matter? Can you finish it this time?"

"What's the name of my roommate?"

"Xi Shaoxuan, his name is Xi Shaoxuan, do you have any questions?"

"Xi Shaoxuan......" Zhang Qing hurriedly entered the name into the memo, for fear that he would forget it.

"There's nothing to do, hang up. ”

"Wait a minute, don't hang up yet!"

"What's wrong with you again?!" Liu Jie jumped up from the bed, he really wanted to take a knife and slash this dog man.

"Brother Jie, you must hold on, although we are a little virgin, but, I believe in you! Brother Jie, come on, you are the best, on behalf of all the brothers who rent your house, I call our brother Jie! Brother Jie, 666!"

"Get out!" Liu Jie laughed out of a pig as he spoke, and looked at the young lady who was sitting on the side staring at a pair of innocent big eyes and tears in his eyes, and he hung up the phone with a scolding scold.

"Yay!" Zhang Qing jumped up happily, and the phone almost didn't fall to the ground.

Lao Tzu finally has someone I share a room with.

Someone will cook for me in the morning.

No, I can finally eat with other people's food, and I don't have to go hungry anymore.

If I didn't bring paper with me when I went to the bathroom, I finally didn't have to run out with my bare buttocks, and I was looking for paper everywhere, and finally someone brought me paper.

At night, I finally didn't have to look around, for fear that there would be a ghost in the room and kill me, and finally someone would be my companion.

"Seeing the gentleman, Yun Hu doesn't like it, Xi Shaoxuan, hundreds of millions of stars are not as good as you, so you have been waiting for a long time, and I'm back. Zhang Qing straightened his waist and said narcissistically in his usual tone when writing overbearing president novels.

"Buckle ......" Zhang Qinggang knocked on the door and stopped what he was doing, "That's not right." ”

Zhang Qing thought about the sound of my knock on the door just now, he didn't hear it, people must be asleep, even if I knock on the door, I can't get in.

"What should I do?" Zhang Qing touched his chin and fell into deep thought, "Do you want me to slam the door?"

"This is the first time we've met, what if I'm too rude and make a bad impression?"

"But if I'm not rude, it's a problem how I'm going to get in?"

"Damn!" Zhang Qing was so anxious that he stomped his feet by his pig brain, what the hell should I think of to get in?!

"Mouth Branch ......"

"Damn, how did the door open on its own?" Zhang Qing was startled by the open door,, could it be that the ghost opened it for me?

"I'll do it for you. A man walked out from behind the door, "I'm really sorry, I just drank too much and accidentally locked you out, and the landlord just called me and said you couldn't get in the door of the room." ”

As he spoke, Xi Shaoxuan raised his head.

He was dizzy and smelled of alcohol, but despite this, Xi Shaoxuan still maintained his demeanor and politeness to strangers.

"it, why are you? You are Xi Shaoxuan!" Zhang Qing was taken aback by Xi Shaoxuan, why is he here? That day he pinched my neck and said that I stole his money, this person loves money like his life, and he will really kill people if he is ruthless.

"Brother, I beg you to let me go! Saying that, Zhang Qing knelt down.