Chapter 372: Provoking Me?
Out of the small shop, just a few steps away, Lu Yifan met an acquaintance - police flower Guan Shihan.
Guan Shihan is wearing a light blue police uniform at the moment, and the spectacular giant on her chest will hold up a large mountain peak in her thin police uniform!
The men passing by couldn't stand this temptation (harmony) at all, and they all stared at her desperately.
But Guan Shihan seemed to have something on her mind and didn't pay attention to the eyes of the men around her.
Looking up inadvertently, Guan Shihan saw Lu Yifan, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
Three steps and two steps walked up to Lu Yifan and said, "Dead pervert, are you working here?"
Lu Yifan looked down at his greasy appearance, plus he had just walked out of the store, it really looked like he was working in the back kitchen.
"Lord Police Flower, isn't it a bit uncivilized for you to call me that?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.
"Don't care about this yet, answer me, are you working here?" asked Guan Shihan seriously.
"You think so. Lu Yifan didn't bother to explain, if Guan Shihan knew that he had won a little wife here, I am afraid that in the future, it would not be as simple as calling himself a pervert to death.
"Really!" Guan Shihan immediately took out a wad of banknotes from his bag, stuffed them into Lu Yifan's hand, and said with a smile: "This is two thousand yuan, I will hire you to work for me for a day! It's two thousand yuan a day, which is much more than what you can earn by working in the store!"
"Hire me to work for you, what are you doing?" Lu Yifan said.
"This ......"
Guan Shihan's face turned red, her delicate body twisted, and she was actually a little embarrassed!
But in the end, she gritted her teeth and said honestly, "I'll tell you straight! I'm going to a party in a few days, and I need your help to pretend to be my boyfriend and support the scene." ”
When Lu Yifan heard this, he immediately covered his chest in horror and said: "People don't sell their bodies! I want to sleep with two thousand yuan, you think it's beautiful!"
Unless you're willing to let me doggy!"
"Lu Yifan, your uncle!I'm talking to you about business!" Guan Shihan couldn't help but say angrily when he saw Lu Yifan's cheap appearance.
"Okay, yes, but aren't you afraid that I will be smashed and exposed?" Lu Yifan did not hesitate to stuff two thousand yuan into his pocket and said with a smile.
"Don't worry, as long as you agree, just show up when the time comes, and then say that you are uncomfortable and leave. Guan Shihan said.
"Okay, Hanhan, then see you in a few days. Come on, kiss one!" Lu Yifan said, and kissed Guan Shihan's pretty face with lightning speed.
"You!" Guan Shihan looked at Lu Yifan, ashamed and angry.
"What am I? If you want to pretend to be your boyfriend, I don't have to rehearse it in advance! If that's the case, I don't want this money!" Lu Yifan said, taking out two thousand yuan from his pocket.
Guan Shihan was helpless, biting her lip, stomping her feet and saying, "Why did I ask you for help from such a dead pervert! Count me unlucky! I'll pick you up in three days, don't say I'm not free at that time!"
"Don't worry, Hanhan, I'm your boyfriend, eat, drink and sleep together, I promise to accompany you to the end!" Lu Yifan smiled, his fingers swiped lightly, and slid from Guan Shihan's S-shaped small waist to her ****.
Tut-tut, this chick is really hot!
Police uniform, hehe, this is not the legendary uniform to lure (harmony) and confuse!
asked Lu Yifan, Guan Shihan could only acquiesce to Lu Yifan's hooligan's oil-rubbing behavior, and reluctantly turned his head and left.
As soon as she left, the three fat cows greeted her and asked, "Brother Fan, who is that? She is so beautiful! Not worse than the top ten school flowers!"
"Oh, a friend, I used to take her home when she was drunk. "Lu Yifan said.
"Brother Fan, I've served you! You have a lot of women! You can win a little wife by eating a skewer, and you haven't taken two steps out of the house, another one! Hey, when will I have this kind of glamorous blessing!" said the fat cow with emotion.
"What do you want, you can find the object first!" Zhou Long scolded with a smile.
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After two days of quiet days, on the last day of military training, Lu Yifan came to the playground as usual to drink cold drinks leisurely, watching the students train boringly under the sun.
Shi Yunfan was in the distance, looking at Lu Yifan, and pointed to a tall man next to him.
The tall man sneered: "Don't worry, Shi Shao, I promise to give him some color to see." ”
"Don't be careless, that kid knows kung fu, very powerful!" Shi Shao reminded.
"Ha, I don't fight with him, what are you afraid of him doing?
After that, the tall man led a group of people and walked towards Lu Yifan with a basketball.
Shi Yunfan squinted his eyes slightly in the distance and said to himself: "Wait, Lu Yifan, the show has just begun, I will give you a little bitter taste first, and I will let you see the power of Lao Tzu in two days!"
The tall man in the lead walked up to Lu Yifan and asked arrogantly, "You are the boss of the second computer class?"
"Something?" Lu Yifan lay lazily in the shade, too lazy to move.
"The freshman basketball game is about to start, and the computer department will send five regular players and five substitutes to represent the department.
In this way, we will have five regular players in the first class, and you only need to make substitutes in the second class, no problem, right?" the tall leader laughed mockingly.
"Freshman basketball game?"
"Paralysis, isn't this a clear bully! This kind of substitute for the ball game is to do logistics, helping to serve tea and water and carry the black pot! Why are the five official team members all from their class!"
"There are sports students in people's classes, or basketball majors, what can be done about this?"
"Hey, that's right!
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Many students in the second class of computer science couldn't help but be a little angry when they saw that it was the captain of the school basketball team, that is, the tall man, and Chen Bai came, but more of them whispered this helplessly.
Indeed, there are so many sports students in the first class, and four are basketball majors, no wonder the second class is so humiliated.
At this time, Lu Yifan, who was the boss of the second class by default, suddenly smiled and said: "You are here to find fault, aren't you afraid of being beaten?"
"Beaten? hahaha!" Chen Bai snorted coldly: "I know you can fight, but what I want to say is, what if you fight badly?
Academic performance and sports expertise are the things that measure the value of a student!
If you can beat me in basketball, I'm convinced!
Otherwise, put away your dark face!
If you want to threaten us with force! That's impossible!"
"Oh, who gave you the confidence to think that our second-class basketball level is not as good as your first-class basketball?"
Lu Yifan's eyes narrowed slightly, like a poisonous snake, and Chen Bai felt a little panicked when he saw it.
(End of chapter)