"Well, have you heard......"

When I heard someone coming, I ran out of this place like crazy, I ran wild in the corridor, hiding in a no-man's corner, not daring anyone to see my figure, I hid like a street rat, my identity did not allow me to see a ray of light......

"I'm a soft rice man, I'm in love with a rich woman, I'm a duck!" Xi Shaoxuan stood on the side of the road and yelled like crazy.

"Psychotic!" scolded a loud male voice on the side of the road.

As if I didn't hear the scolding and the laughter that followed, I rushed to the side of the road like crazy.

On the side of the road, my heart was eerily quiet, standing on the side of the road and looking at the endless stream of vehicles, I thought to myself, there are so many vehicles coming and going now, if I rush over now, will any unlucky car kill me?

Die! Xi Shaoxuan suddenly had this thought in his heart.

Yes, if you die, everything will be free, and there will be no worries.

From now on I will sleep in the ground, and all the mess I will leave behind after my death has nothing to do with me.

Then I can rest, I can get a good night's sleep......

Xi Shaoxuan opened his arms and ran into the middle of the road with a smile like a madman, his smile was extremely distorted, like a madman who had just run out of a mental hospital.

"Fuck, don't rely on me if you're looking for death!"

When a speeding car was about to hit him, fortunately, the owner reacted quickly, made an emergency turn, and narrowly passed by him.

At the moment when he passed by, because the speed of the car was too fast, the dust that rolled up slapped on Xi Shaoxuan's face, and he couldn't help but squat on the ground and cough.

At that moment, an inexplicable fear arose in his heart, and he instinctively wanted to dodge.

So he fled the place as quickly as possible, and after leaving the road safely, he crouched on the ground and breathed a sigh of relief.

He suddenly realized: It turns out that I haven't lived enough for this cheap life, and I don't want to die yet.

The whole world suddenly fell silent, and Xi Shaoxuan walked on the side of the road in a decadent manner, with tall plane trees on both sides of the road.

The tall trees on both sides of the road were supposed to provide a green shade for the world, but when autumn is approaching, the leaves on the trees are falling one by one, leaving only the bare trunks, without a trace of life, and the trees without a single green leaf, how to support a green shade for the world?

Just like me, how can a wreck hold up a blue sky for his family?

Xi Shaoxuan unconsciously walked to the door of a supermarket, he walked in and took three bottles of Moutai from the shelf. Xi Shaoxuan finished taking the wine, came to the door of the supermarket, and put the wine on the counter.

"A total of 9999. The cashier didn't even look up at him, and said routinely.

Xi Shaoxuan didn't ignore the cashier, but looked down at his phone, he was going to call Xia Zhifei, I am a soft rice man, I want to find Xia Zhifei to pay for me, Lao Tzu just wants to drink the most expensive!

"Hello, sir, a total of 9999, are you now or Alipay?"

Xi Shaoxuan still ignored her and was still flipping through his phone, in fact, he was waiting for Xia Zhifei to answer the phone.

The cashier pursed his lips and said politely, "Sir, may I ask you ......?"

"Hey, wife. The cashier's voice was interrupted by Xi Shaoxuan.

"Why are you calling at this time? Have you arrived at the company?" Xia Zhifei has been taking care of her skin since she got up in the morning and finished eating with Zijin, and she had just finished taking care of her skin and was putting on makeup.

She tossed in front of the makeup mirror for three hours, taking care of her beauty, and didn't play with her mobile phone at all, so naturally she didn't know that the couple was popular on the Internet.

"Give me 10,000 dollars. Xi Shaoxuan didn't answer this question, and coldly threw out this sentence.

"What do you want money for?"

"Why do you care so much, hurry up and give it to me!"

Seeing this scene, the cashier rolled his eyes at him, and his attitude was much more arrogant, with a good look of fun.

"It can't be that another creditor is looking for you, right?Xi Shaoxuan, how much debt do you owe?!" The voice on the phone was so angry and loud that it almost pierced Xi Shaoxuan's ears.

"Do you want to give it?" Xi Shaoxuan was still very calm, standing by the counter with an arrogant attitude like an uncle, "Give a happy word, give it or not?"

"No!" the voice on the phone cried.

"Okay, then wait for my body. Saying that, Xi Shaoxuan directly opened a bottle of wine, took a sip, slammed the wine bottle on the counter, and then hung up the phone.

"Well, you haven't paid yet. The cashier hurriedly grabbed the wine in his hand, but before she could grab it, Xi Shaoxuan had already drunk it.

"This bottle of Moutai is worth 3333, you don't really have a penny, right?"

"Yes. Xi Shaoxuan's face was a little red after drinking a sip of wine, and he didn't feel a lot frivolous in his words, he smiled cheaply and said: "There are happy beans, and there are many happy beans in Lao Tzu." ”

"Neurotic!"

Xi Shaoxuan took another sip and slammed the wine bottle on the counter, "Call the police, arrest me and put me in prison!"

"I've never seen such arrogance when I'm so old!"

"Didn't you see it today?"

"Damn, look at him, don't let him run away, I'll go find the manager." With that, she was going to the manager.

At this moment, Xi Shaoxuan's mobile phone suddenly rang.

[Alipay arrives at 10,000 yuan]

"Wait a minute. Xi Shaoxuan stopped her, and after seeing the news, he took another sip of wine, pointed to the screen and said to her: "See, my wife is a rich woman, and the rich woman gave me money." ”

"I, Xi Shaoxuan, have cultivated eight lifetimes of happiness, and I can only marry a rich woman in this life, Lao Tzu doesn't have to do anything, my wife has a lot of money, I just eat and drink, and someone will pay for me with a phone call."

"Marrying such a wife is the pinnacle of life, so I can mix a thousand times stronger than you when I eat soft rice, ten thousand times stronger. ”

Xi Shaoxuan took another sip of wine, burped, carried the wine bottle, and said to her with a smile: "Do you know who I am?"

The cashier rolled his eyes at him, "Neurotic, how do I know who you are? ”

Xi Shaoxuan raised his voice, pointed to her nose and said, "Lao Tzu is tens of millions of Internet celebrities!

"Neuropathy. The cashier thinks there is something wrong with his head and wants to get rid of this plague god as soon as possible, "Show the payment code, other customers are still queuing." ”

Xi Shaoxuan smiled and took out his mobile phone for her to scan the code.