Chapter 44: Dog, You've Changed
"Grandpa Shengwen, can I not say it?"
Lu Zifeng looked helpless, it seems that he has become so powerful all of a sudden, and it is also a troublesome matter, and he will inevitably be chased and asked about the source of this ability.
But how can he say that he got the inheritance of the Asgard Palace? After all, no one will believe it!
"Today is the first time that the dog has brought Xiaofang home, come, let's have a drink and don't say anything else. ”
Lu Zifeng hurriedly opened the topic, picked up the wine bowl on the table and was about to touch the bowl with Ergouzi.
Ergouzi knew that Lu Zifeng was changing the topic, so he didn't speak, and looked at his grandfather Lu Shengwen.
"That's fine. ”
Lu Shengwen sighed, he has lived for most of his life, and half of his body is about to enter the ground, which can be regarded as living thoroughly, knowing that Lu Zifeng doesn't want to say it, he is not embarrassed.
"Since Zifeng, you have something unspeakable, then don't say it, my old man won't ask if he is a lot older. ”
The old man Lu Shengwen smiled heartily and sat back in his place, "Dog, you are the same, don't ask." Zifeng is your brother, and if you want to say something, you will naturally be told it. ”
"I see, Grandpa. ”
Ergouzi nodded, didn't ask anymore, picked up the wine bowl, and touched it with Lu Zifeng, "Zifeng, I don't ask you how you learned this skill, let's drink now, do you say we are bored or mean?"
Lu Zifeng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he didn't chase after him and asked, otherwise he really couldn't explain.
He glanced at the wine in the wine bowl of Ergouzi, which seemed to be a lot more than his own, and smiled: "It means how boring it is, let's just take a sip." ”
"Good. ”
The dog did not hesitate at all, tilted his head, and did it first as respect.
The bowl of liquor in the bowl was directly gone, and his brows were not furrowed, quite a trace of ancient heroic demeanor.
Lu Zifeng is speechless, when did these two dogs become so drunk?
He looked at the wine in the bowl just now, a full bowl was almost full, and the amount was estimated to be about half a catty, if he had never drunk liquor, the amount of wine was enough to make him vomit and diarrhea, his mind was dizzy, and he slept directly until the next day.
Lu Zifeng remembered that these two dogs were the same as himself, although they could drink a little wine, but they were definitely not a person who drank a lot of alcohol.
"Zifeng, what are you doing stupidly, I've done it, it's your turn. ”
Seeing that Lu Zifeng was indifferent, Ergouzi smiled.
A trace of cold sweat appeared on Lu Zifeng's forehead, and his hand holding the wine bowl trembled slightly, he actually couldn't drink much, just said a mouthful, that is, just joking, I thought it would bluff these two dogs, but I didn't think about it......
"Dog, what are you doing? Zifeng is here to be a guest today, and you will get people drunk with a bowl, like words. Lu Shengwen glanced at his grandson and hurriedly played a round.
"That's what Grandpa said. The second dog grinned.
Turning his head to look at Lu Zifeng, he was very proud, and said with a smile: "Okay, Zifeng, I'm just going to say it, just say it, just take care of it, don't be reckless, when the time comes, if you drink your body, your uncle and aunt have to say that I can't." ”
Lu Zifeng looked at the cheapness of these two dogs, and he was quite unhappy in his heart, not to mention that he had said this, and the two dogs had also done it, so he naturally couldn't coax it.
"Just do it, whoever is afraid of whom. ”
Lu Zifeng held back his strength and raised a bowl to drink.
After a mouthful, Lu Zifeng only felt that his throat was hot, as if he was burned by the fire, his stomach was even more hot, and the whole person was slumped on the table.
This wine is so strong? Lu Zifeng didn't expect it a little, and regretted it a little.
Seeing Lu Zifeng's embarrassment, the old man Lu Shengwen shook his head with a smile: Hey, young people just like to be competitive, just like when they were young, at the wine table, they have always been the one who does not admit defeat, and in the end they are all self-inflicted.
However, the old man is not too worried, this amount of alcohol is not in the way, and after a while, it will not be so uncomfortable.
"Oh, Zifeng, you said you, told you not to drink, you have to be strong, now you know the pain, alas, you think you are me, a thousand cups are not drunk?!"
The second dog put on an adult demeanor, shook his head and said, in fact, his heart was already happy.
To be honest, it's been a long time since he's seen Lu Zifeng deflated, not to mention, it's quite funny.
Lu Zifeng glared at the two dogs, and wondered in his heart, he was so uncomfortable, why didn't these two dogs have anything?
But before he could figure out why, suddenly, the golden orb in his abdomen emitted a stream of heat, and the heat rushed towards his stomach.
Suddenly, the original hot pain suddenly disappeared, and in exchange for a cool feeling, there was a hint of warmth in the coolness, which was very comfortable.
Immediately afterwards, the burning sensation in his throat quietly disappeared.
The whole person was completely refreshed.
Lu Zifeng was suddenly overjoyed in his heart, the "mana" he cultivated was really powerful, not only could he cure diseases and save people, but he could also sober up.
"Dog, if you have the ability, let's do another bowl, how about it?"
Lu Zifeng suddenly gained momentum, stood up upright, and the corners of his mouth were raised, with a hint of provocation.
He now has the cheating method of "mana" to help him sober up, just like Duan Yu's six-vein divine sword forced wine out of his body, even Qiao Feng's hero who is not drunk after drinking dozens of bowls is not afraid, and he can be afraid of you two dogs?
Picking up the wine bottle on the table, Lu Zifeng poured another big bowl by himself.
Ergouzi didn't expect Lu Zifeng, who was still in pain just now, to suddenly feel like he had been beaten with chicken blood, and his spirit was full of energy.
Looking at the big bowl of the Bai family in front of him, the expression on his face instantly froze, and he was a little stunned, "Zifeng, don't be like this, I know that you have a strong personality and are not convinced, but we can't help but take care of our bodies, this wine will hurt both sides, or forget it." ”
"What's the matter, I think you were quite able to drink just now, why are you scared now?" Of course Lu Zifeng refused, and put on a posture that he had to get you drunk today.
Ergouzi touched his nose and said a little embarrassed: "Zifeng, let me tell you clearly, I just drank boiled water, this time I admit defeat, okay." ”
Lu Zifeng was stunned, and after a long time, he was deceived by these two dogs from the beginning.
"Poof......" Wu Fang, who was sitting next to Ergouzi, couldn't help but smile.
The old man Lu Shengwen also laughed loudly.
Lu Zifeng understood and knew his feelings, so he lied to himself.
He shrugged helplessly and sighed: "Dog, you have changed." ”
Ergouzi smiled: "Why did I change?"
Lu Zifeng said: "You are a typical daughter-in-law, forget your brother, why do you cheat me like this? Forget it, I'm afraid this brother won't be able to do it in the future." ”
Seeing this, Wu Fang hurriedly waved her hand, wanting to defend her husband, but she couldn't speak.
The old man Lu Shengwen said with a smile: "Zifeng, don't blame the dog, I acquiesced to it, and I just want to get you drunk today." ”
Ergouzi said: "Zifeng, see it, it's not me who did this, it was my grandfather who instructed me, if you want to blame, blame him for the old man." ”
Lu Zifeng said: "Dog, don't use Grandpa Shengwen as a shield, I don't care, you must give me an explanation for this matter today." ”
Ergouzi said helplessly: "Okay, even if I lied to you, then what are you going to ask me to give you now." ”
Lu Zifeng thought for a while and said with a smile: "Well, there are no other requirements, so I will punish you for not sleeping in the same room with Xiaofang tonight, you can always do this." ”
Wu Fang's little face turned red in an instant, and she lowered her head, looking very shy.
If she is willing to come today, she knows what awaits her, but if she really comes to that point, she is still a little flustered.
Now that Lu Zifeng said it, the little girl was even more embarrassed.
Ergouzi said angrily: "Zifeng, what are you talking nonsense, Xiaofang hasn't passed the door yet, how can I ......?"
In his heart, he was secretly frightened: Amazing, how did this Zifeng guess his thoughts?
"Cut ......" Lu Zifeng said with a smile: "Dog, they are all adults, don't lie to me, I don't know what you think in your heart? Besides, in this era, there are many unmarried people who are pregnant, not to mention that you and Xiaofang are engaged, this matter is not a big deal." ”
"Xiaofang, did you say?"
After hearing this, Wu Fang was even more ashamed to leave her seat and go outside to breathe.
"Zifeng, look at you, tell Xiaofang to leave. The second dog glanced at Lu Zifeng and hurriedly chased him out.
"Hehe......" Lu Zifeng showed a triumphant smile, see if you two dogs still dare to fool me with boiled water?
The old man Lu Shengwen also smiled heartily: "Alas, you young people, you just like to say these meaty words." ”
Lu Zifeng smiled embarrassedly: "Grandpa Shengwen, what I said is the truth, how can I have any meat words?"
The old man Lu Shengwen stood up and waved his hand, "Forget it, you young people's business, I don't mix this old antique anymore, wait for you and the dog to drink, I will also affect you by sitting in the middle, I still go back to the room to watch TV." ”
looked at the wall clock on the wall and found that it was time, and the old man immediately said: "This news broadcast is almost over, and the time is just right." ”
Originally, it was still lively, but suddenly he was left alone, Lu Zifeng was very embarrassed, and hurriedly said to the old man's back: "Grandpa Shengwen, don't go, this is a good dinner, only I am left alone, isn't it okay?!"
The old man Lu Shengwen turned around, "Zifeng, grandpa, I also want to accompany you, but this popular anti-Japanese drama in Xijiang Province at 7:35 is really about to start, there is no way." Forget it, let's not talk about it, it's time. ”
Then the old man jumped directly into his room without looking back, and the speed was similar to that of a child when he heard the bell for the end of class when he went to school.
Lu Zifeng shook his head speechlessly: Grandpa Shengwen, it seems that you shouldn't have cured your legs, this is faster than a rabbit.