Making a movie?

Zhang Kuan's first reaction was to be confused, and his second reaction was, he was a little gangster, so would he make a movie?

Brother Leopard said with a smile: "I don't dare to say other movies, you will definitely act in this play." ”

From Brother Leopard's words, Zhang Kuan keenly captured a trace of conspiracy, so that he would not be fooled, these three shameless people, in addition to making small movies, what else will they make?

Could it be that the other party really let himself make a small movie?

Could it be that he will be displayed in front of tens of millions of viewers in his current form from now on, perhaps on the wedding night of the couple, acting as their love action movie mentor?

Lao Tzu won't be so two, Zhang Kuan rubbed his nose and refused directly, "I don't know how to make movies, you have found the wrong person." With that, he turned around and went to study the door behind him, thinking about leaving, this room was too small, which always made Zhang Kuan feel uneasy.

The big fat man Brother Long smiled with his unique Jiangsu-Zhejiang accent: "Whether you shoot or not is secondary, the main thing is that I want to meet you as a friend." ”

Zhang Kuan turned around when he heard this, and looked at him suspiciously.

Brother Long stretched out his hand to pick up the purple clay pot and pour tea, and said slowly: "Young man, sit down and talk slowly if you have something, business is not benevolent and righteous, and our brothers have no ill will towards you." ”

Zhang Kuan's eyes rolled, there were four people in this room, and none of the three big fat men were combat-type heroes, so there was no danger, and besides, the face of the big fat man with the dragon tattoo in front of him was indeed a little kind, so he relaxed his vigilance, walked forward and spread his hands and said: "If there is no malice, then I also feel uncomfortable, the three of you are wearing clothes, just me, it is not fair." ”

Brother Long laughed when he heard this, and pushed a small teacup to the side of the coffee table, "Sit down and drink tea." ”

On the other side, the No. 3 fat man squinted at the mouse eyes, handed Zhang Kuan a white silk nightgown, Zhang Kuan took it and draped it, sat down loudly, looked left and right, the big fat man and the third fat man were all smiling, but the second fat man was a little tiger and looked at him blankly.

Seeing Zhang Kuan sit down, the big fat brother Long smiled, "The three happy things in life, do you know which three things are?"

Three quick things?

"Smoking, drinking, burning your hair?" Zhang Kuan replied tentatively, and the three big fat men sprayed at the same time.

Brother Long's face trembled, and his throat was filled with the panting sound of an asthma patient, and he said hoho: "Those are Yu Qian's three hobbies, and what I am talking about are the three hobbies of our Weiyang people." ”

Zhang Kuan shook his head, he didn't understand.

Brother Long stretched out his short fat fingers to gesture, pick his feet, take a bath, and take a bath.

Zhang Kuan smiled, this is indeed the ancient saying in Weiyang area, although Weiyang belongs to Guanzhong, but after all, it is poor, most men wear cloth shoes, the cloth shoes are dirty for a long time, easy to stain athlete's foot, take off the shoes when you are bored and pick the toe seams, not to mention how comfortable. It is more comfortable to take a bath, which is a blessing that can only be enjoyed by the wealthy people, and the bitter mud legs can only swim in the Wei River in summer, but it is called mixed water, not called bathing. As for the Japanese mother-in-law, needless to say, it is something that men all over the world like.

Although these three things are ancient precepts, but to this day, Zhang Kuan has a different opinion, "I agree with the mother-in-law on the bath day, but it is not beautiful to pick the feet, one is that the feet are too smelly, and the other is that it hurts too much after picking, don't believe it, I have athlete's foot, when I pick it is cool to the sky, and after it is picked, the skin will break and blister and flow pus, so it is not beautiful at all." ”

The big fat man was surprised when he heard this, "Then you say, what should you replace with picking your feet?"

Zhang Kuan smiled, "Eat mutton." ”

As soon as he heard this, the three big fat men all laughed, and as soon as Brother Leopard pressed the button, a horn sounded, and a girl's sweet voice asked, "Mr. Jin, what are your orders?"

"Prepare a roast leg of lamb for me right away, and bring me a bottle of bamboo leaf green. After speaking, the three fat smiled and said: "This little brother is right, I also think that there is a foot picking in the three major pleasures, mainly indecent, I didn't expect the little brother to have the same hobby as me, wait for the leg of lamb to come, let's have a drink." ”

Hearing what the other party said, Zhang Kuan was a little embarrassed, he just wanted to take a bath today, and when he met the three of them, he just wanted to pick something up, from his point of view, he killed Tian Fengshou, and he was almost able to run rampant and domineering in Weiyang, but he didn't think about it, the three brothers didn't accept the invitation at all, but treated him politely, and it was a little difficult to find an opportunity to turn his face.

Now I heard the other party say that I want to invite myself to drink, so I hurriedly pushed it, "I'm here to take a bath today, and I'll drink another day." ”

The big fat man waved his hand, "Meeting is fate, don't be this day, it's today." By the way, I haven't asked yet, what's your name, little brother?"

Zhang Kuan replied, "My name is Zhang Kuan." ”

The big fat man was silent after hearing this, while the third fat man was pondering, shaking his head again and again, "This name is inappropriate, not domineering enough, and does not fit your identity." ”

Zhang Kuan was surprised, "What identity do I have, and can I still talk about whether my name is worthy or not?"

The third fat man said: "Each leading actor has his own stage name, your stage name is not good, it does not meet the actual situation." ”

In the final analysis, I still have to make my own movies, Zhang Kuan waved his hand again and again, "Don't mention making movies, I'm not that material." ”

At this time, the electric bell rang, and a woman in a cheongsam pushed a small car through the small door behind the three fat men, put down the car and turned to leave.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Kuan became more and more surprised, how many secret doors are there around this room?

The three fat men had already put the cart in the middle of the four, lifted the stainless steel lid on it, and below it was a hot leg of mutton, with knives, forks, seasonings and other things. Zhang Kuan couldn't help but sigh, these guys who play literature and art have a high style, and eating a leg of mutton is also in various tones.

Sanpang also explained beside him: "This leg of lamb is roasted at the barbecue stall at the entrance of the bathhouse, I have to eat it once a day, and he doesn't like to eat it." ”

"Really?" Zhang Kuan rubbed his hands embarrassedly, today he came to find trouble with the three brothers, but he didn't come to eat the leg of lamb of the three brothers.

If you want to say that you don't deal with them, the small movie called "Spring Flowers" has been stimulating my nerves so far, and the various ferocities and tyranny of the three big fat men on the screen make Zhang Kuan remember it vividly.

But at present, he is still getting along with others, talking and laughing, not soon, he will eat lamb legs, drink liquor, eat meat and drink, and the mother-in-law herself will become friends with the three wicked people.

No, the Tao is not the same, the mutton can be eaten at any time, and the chastity is lost, but it can't be picked up.

At this time, the big fat gave the second fat a look, and the second fat reluctantly left, leaving the big fat and the third fat, and put his head and Zhang Kuan closer, and the big fat said: "Every day from the people who pass in front of my eyes, there are not a thousand but eight hundred, but I have lived for more than 40 years, and I have never seen a person who can make me admire. ”

Zhang Kuan was puzzled, "What do I have for you to serve?"

The big fat and the three fat laughed at the same time, and their eyes swept over the wide crotch of their pants.

Zhang Kuan suddenly realized, and he laughed at himself, "It's average, but it's a little bigger than ordinary people, and there's nothing to be proud of." ”

Da Fat said: "You are wrong, according to scientific statistics, the longest in Asians is only 16 centimeters, and the longest in Europeans is only 22, and it is really rare to have such a majestic and magnificent brother as one." ”

Zhang Kuan was stunned and stunned for a long time, "Just because of this, you called me in?"

"Big, that's just one of the reasons, the main thing, we still want to ask you to make a movie. San Fat said this and began to pick up a knife to cut the leg of mutton.

Zhang Kuan glanced at him left and right, shook his head and said: "I know what movie you want me to make, to tell you the truth, I don't agree, and I am still disgusted, your "Spring Flower", I still remember it vividly, after watching that film, I often dream of female ghosts." ”

Obedient and listening, the two fat men immediately understood what Zhang Kuan meant, and their faces changed, and the three fat said: "Do you think the movie we made is out of taste?"

No taste, in the local dialect belongs to the curse words, which refers to the person's vulgar thinking and moral corruption, not low taste.

Zhang Kuan listened to his voice and was not good, so he had been waiting for a long time, and rolled his eyes, "Yes, how could someone with good quality make that film? ”

Da Fat sighed leisurely, "The forerunners are always accompanied by all kinds of colored eyes and prejudices, you say that my film is not good, then let me ask you, the Japanese shoot that thing every day, who condemns them?"

Zhang Kuan immediately replied: "How can you compare with the Japanese? The Japanese are morally corrupt and have no program, so you have to learn from it?"

The third fat man immediately shook his head when he heard this, "No, no, if you say that his films are not good, why do you like to watch them? If you say that there is really no product, everyone should ban it, everyone likes it, it can be seen that everyone agrees." ”

Zhang Kuan retorted when he heard this: "The Japanese are professionals and actors, can you say that you are also actors?"

Sanpang asked rhetorically, "Why do you say that we are not actors? You just listen to other people's rumors, and you think that we are real people? You don't want to think about it, if this is the case, our brothers can still live to this day?"

In this way, Zhang Kuan was really bluffed, could it be that he had mistaken these three brothers for a long time?

The big fat man picked up the teacup and motioned to Zhang Kuanyao, "Drink tea." ”

After talking for a long time, Zhang Kuan was also thirsty, picked up the teacup and drank it in one gulp, and then frowned, feeling that the taste of the tea was a little strange, but he couldn't say it.

The third fat over there added him another cup of tea, and continued: "When the heroine committed suicide, in the final analysis, she was not forced to death by the masses, everyone looked at her with colored eyes, she could bear it, and she jumped off the building if she couldn't think about it." Afterwards, we made up 1 million and compensated her family, which can be regarded as making up for the regrets in our hearts. ”

Zhang Kuan was suspicious again, these three brothers have such a good heart? No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it.

San Fat pricked a piece of the cut mutton with a fork, sent it to Zhang Kuan, and continued: "So, over the years, our brothers have been looking for some young ladies to make movies again, even if they are acting in real hands, young ladies will not care. ”

Hearing him say this, Zhang Kuan's mood was slightly better, and at the same time, his attitude towards the third brother began to improve, after all, people have always spoken calmly, not impatiently, and they have not mentioned a single dirty word.

Moreover, it seems that what the three fats said also makes sense.

After Zhang Kuan ate a bite of mutton, Sanpang poured him a glass of wine, and then said: "Lu Yao knows horsepower, and sees people's hearts for a long time, whether we are good or bad, you will understand in the future, I called you today, one is to make a movie, and the other is to make a friend." Since you don't agree with the movie, let's just talk about friends