Chapter 15: Happy Times

My days in that high-tech anti-counterfeiting company were the most stable and comfortable time since I came to Donghai.

Although for this high-tech company, I don't think it's that high.

In fact, it is to tie an anti-counterfeiting identification code on the leg of each Yangcheng Lake hairy crab (more than 100 yuan a pair), and after the customer tears it open, make a voice call and enter the identification code to tell you that it is true (crab hair is unique golden yellow. When I first came to the East China Sea, Zijiang invited me to eat such an expensive hairy crab for the first time, and I had nothing left. )!

The identifier is randomly generated and unique. But here's the thing: if the profiteers put the identification code on the crabs shipped from other places (10 yuan a pair), you can still hear the sweet voice: this is an authentic orange lake hairy crab, please enjoy it with confidence!

I offer advice to the former aquatic king of Donghai City, and now the boss of the high-tech company: check and track the merchants who purchase the identification code to ensure that the anti-counterfeiting code can really play an anti-counterfeiting role.

The boss laughed: When the water is clear, there are no fish.

But if you don't care whether it's true or not, even if you can expand the sales of anti-counterfeiting codes in the early stage, in the later stage, fooled consumers and honest merchants, who will believe your anti-counterfeiting code?

Haixiang was assigned to the computer management department and was responsible for maintaining several large switches. Because he successfully solved several technical problems, he was praised by Boss Su.

As for me, I use UFIDA software to help the company build accounts. In sorting out the accounts of previous years, it was found that more than 200,000 yuan of various taxes should be refunded to high-tech enterprises.

Boss Su confidently went to find a relationship to prepare for a tax refund. Who knew that the mountains and rivers were poor, and when he met a special manager surnamed Liao, he was stuck on the grounds that the information was incomplete.

I'm ordered to take care of Liao!

During that time, in the morning, Haixiang and I leisurely finished breakfast and walked arm in arm for 5 minutes to the unit. After dinner in the evening, we slowly returned to the dormitory.

On weekends, we also go to the mouth of the Changjiang River to see the turbid water flowing into the sea, but unfortunately, it is said that it takes more than 100 miles to see the blue sea.

Occasionally, I will see a new and mighty navy warship, and the loud whistle will stir up the hearts of two young people who are fighting for survival.

People are always inexplicably moved!

At that moment, I would suddenly realize that I was not alone, and that many people were working hard for dignity and happiness just like me.

In those days, I finally smelled the smell of nature that I had not seen for a long time, the birds and flowers, the sea breeze and sunshine.

Boss Su is very generous, and every once in a while, Haixiang and I will be called to accompany him. and his cousin, Xiao Wan, the delicate and sexy Hunan girl of the Minister of Technology.

Boss Su did not break his promise, and gave me the talent index introduced by high-tech enterprises that year.

Xiaoguan knew that I wanted to move my household registration, and he specially called and said: You saved Wang Chuhan, it must be no problem to ask her father for help. I said: Forget it, you must be grateful to be a man, but don't take the initiative to ask for it.

During the consultation, I met the first nobleman, Xiaoding fellow.

I have heard people talk about all kinds of tricks about moving hukou, and I am also mentally prepared to spend 1-20,000 yuan.

When I went to the consultation window, I met Xiao Ding, a 165 tall, thin, and quiet otaku. After hearing that he was a fellow countryman, he obediently put away his official tone and told me all the procedures and information for going back to his hometown to handle the migration of household registration.

"That's right. He suddenly remembered and said: "Although your unit has indicators, you must also meet the regulations on our Donghai City talent introduction column." ”

"That's no problem!" I said with confidence, and then took out the professional titles of certified public accountant, accountant, financial economist and other professional titles that I had taken in the past few years.

"Oops!" Xiao Ding said regretfully, "It doesn't meet the requirements." In other words, there are no such titles as you in the talent standards, only senior economist and senior accountant. ”

Please, banks are all seniority, and after 8 years of my financial economist exam, I was almost out of the list before I was evaluated. Senior economists are expected to be appointed before retirement.

"It's a pity!" Xiao Ding looked regretful: "Fellow, do you have any other titles?"

From the file bag, I pulled out the statistician title, which was already a little moldy.

Truth be told, in school, the statistics we learn are profound and obscure. Due to the fact that the class of 86 often takes make-up exams for the whole class, since our class of 87, the Department of Statistics only recruits science students.

But in society, our esoteric knowledge is simply not used. In the eyes of ordinary people, statistics are approximate estimates, and the credibility is even inferior to accounting.

So, I didn't care much about the statistician title.

"Fellow, it's done!" Xiao Ding shouted happily: "Look, statisticians are the option for talent introduction." ”

I looked at the table of contents and it was!

"How much do you want to charge?" I am a little big at the thought of spending 20,000 yuan, and I have to ask the wealth fans to enjoy the sea.

"I'll do the math", Xiao Ding took out the calculator and skillfully operated it. "The cost is 2,300 yuan. He quickly gave a number.

"Huh?" I looked surprised and couldn't hide it.

"Is it too much?" Xiao Ding explained aggrievedly: "As a fellow countryman, I have deleted several fees that can be charged or not. ”

"No, no!" I felt like the pie in the sky had hit me: "Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

After talking about these things, I was about to invite Xiaoding to a meal to express my gratitude. He suddenly raised his head and asked, "Are you divorced?"

"Hmm. ”

"The child was awarded to the woman?"

"Yes, living with his mother. ”

"It's a pity, it's a pity!" Xiao Ding's words made me a little baffled.

"Fellow, don't sell it, why is it a pity?" I was puzzled.

"Big brother, don't you think about your son?" Xiao Ding said sincerely, "You and I are both from Tianfu. You know how hard it is to get into college in our backwoods!"

Yes, hearing his words, I can't help but recall the head hanging beam and cone before the college entrance examination.

"But just like that, the unfairness of education is still very serious!" Xiao Ding said angrily, "Take me as an example." In 1996, I was admitted to Donghua Normal University with the third place in the liberal arts of Tianfu with a total score of 584. There were only 10 places in our class. ”

This kid is a top student!, I thought to myself.

"But when I got to school, I realized that people from Donghai could get in with more than 400 points. ”

"How so?" I hadn't really thought about it before.

"What do you think!" Xiao Ding explained: "Assuming that there are 10 places in each province, the whole country is counted as 30 provinces, which is more than 300." There are no more than 2,000 students enrolled every year, so won't the remaining places stay in the local area?"

"Yes," I realized, "but what does this have to do with my son?"

"Why don't you get the hang of it!" Xiao Ding was anxious: "If your son has a Donghai hukou, he can't score more than 100 points lower than Tianfu in the same school in Donghai!"

"College entrance examination immigration?" I had an epiphany.

"Clever!" But then, Xiao Ding was worried again, "But your son sentenced to your ex-wife, you can't move your household registration with you!"

"I'll do this, thank you, thank you again!"

I made an appointment to invite him to dinner on the weekend, and I left with great gratitude.

When I returned home, I told Haixiang about it, but I didn't expect that she had lowered her eyebrows and was pleasing to her eyes for so many days, and she roared again.

"Have you considered my feelings?" Ren Haixiang stomped his feet, "I had an 8-year-old son as soon as I got married, what do others think of me?

"Can't I really get married? I was already wronged enough to find a second marriage, and you still want me to be my stepmother?" Ren Haixiang pointed at my nose, which made me the most unbearable action, which used to be the main reason why my ex-wife and I often quarreled. "In the future, if I give birth to a biological child, how will I get along with your son?"

"That's what I said. "I was a little shaken. Because at that time, I still cherished my relationship with Haixiang, but when I thought of Xiaoding's words and responsibility, I kept silent.

"Laborers. Haixiang's gentle trick came again, "We can send an extra 500 a month, okay?"

It is enough to make her say this, which is a money obsesser, and it is difficult for her.

"So, what if my ex-wife doesn't care about her son?" Recently, on the phone, the parents vaguely mentioned that their son's life is not very good, as if no one cares.

"You mobilize your parents and let them help you bring it!" Hai Xiang didn't think twice.

"But grandparents and mothers-in-law, after all, it is not good for the education of children, and besides, they are not in good health. ”

"I don't care!" Haixiang pouted, his face full of displeasure.

"Forget it, let's talk about it. "For the sake of harmony, I gave in every time, but I secretly made up my mind to cut first and then play.

That night, Haixiang was very proactive. But I found that since she came out of the wall, my passion is gone! I wonder if this is a normal physiological reaction?

It's really hard to get it done, please can't eat, don't give gifts. After hitting a wall for 2 months in a row, I'm ready to give up!

Later, I learned that in the era when our Boss Su was in the turbulent era of the East Beach Aquatic Market, because of the underpayment of taxes, he was chased by Liao Zhuanguan with a black face under pressure, and the two had a very unpleasant quarrel.

What a good civil servant!

Until one day, in his office, he and I had a discussion on whether the quarterly pre-levy of corporate income tax should first offset the uncompensated losses of previous years, "Liu Dajun is good, and he has a good grasp of the tax law." The steward said admiringly.

"Thank you, Mr. Liao, for your compliment. However, our company is really struggling now, and it used to cost a lot of money to buy patents, so do you think you can take the time to review our high-tech tax refund application?"

"Hehe, aren't you boss Su very capable? You still want to cheat on the taxes you should pay, and you are looking for people to intercede everywhere. He still had some obsessiveness.

"Hehe, our boss knows it's wrong, and now he doesn't dare to pay a penny less in taxes. I said cautiously, "He said that he used to be a little inflated and disrespected your tax officers, and he regretted it in his heart." He also said that he would invite you to dinner and apologize to you. ”

"Hahaha, eat and apologize are free! Go back and bring him a word, do business honestly, and don't think about tax evasion. "Liao is in charge of talking and laughing.

"Okay, I'll be sure to bring the words. "I'll strike while the iron is hot."

"Bring the documents tomorrow morning. You can rest assured, I can pay off my public and private interests, and I will not card you after strict review. Liao said brightly.

"Thank you so much! Thank you!" I walked away gratefully.

Early the next morning, I brought the documents to the special administrator, and a few days later, the tax was returned to the company's account.

Later, Liao and I became friends, and later, he became the benefactor of Ren Haixiang and I who finally broke up.

During this period, Boss Su took me to socialize alone a few times, and sang the same after dinner. Boss Su's "Return from Shooting", I was scared to hear it, he was not singing, he was shouting, he was venting.

What's even more outrageous is that he has to "sing a rooster in the world" every time, even though we, the audience and the judges, are invited to meet with Zhou on the couch once a day.