Blessings and misfortunes lurk.

"Liu, what's that, I'm going to drink with you!" Van Barren saw that the atmosphere had frozen and stood up awkwardly to duel.

"Junjun, can you still drink?" Qingqing asked me quietly.

"It's fine. I opened another bottle and put half a pound into the wine dispenser. When he squinted, Uncle Zhang looked concerned, his heart was hot, and he nodded.

When I was in my hometown, every time I went to a professional bank to check the work, I would not be able to stand the enthusiasm of the owner and fight for wine.

Once, the president of the village bank, Takami, called 4 beautiful women to drink with 2 of us.

The first beauty toasted each of us 2 cups, called "Erhongxi", the second saluted 4 cups, the scientific name was "Four Seasons Cai"; the third, 6 cups, the reason was "Six Great Shun", the fourth, 8 cups, commonly known as "Eight Horses", and finally, the president concluded, hehe, sorry, 10 cups, "Ten perfect supplements".

The cup is not big, three dollars a cup.

My colleague Lao Duan came first. Before he could finish his drink, he heroically poured it on the wine table.

It's my turn.

Fortunately, usually at home, our three brothers often cook wine and talk about heroes. In the two big families of Liu and Yang, with the three brothers as the unit, we call ourselves the second, and no one dares to say the first.

After drinking the 30 small glasses prescribed by the governor one by one (he is the wine commander, you have to listen to the chief!), I launched a counterattack.

Drink them one by one, definitely not!

The enemy is strong and we are weak, so we must use our tactics to quickly reverse the unfavorable situation of the battle and firmly grasp the initiative on the battlefield.

Clausewitz said: The best defense is offense!

"Commander Gao (this title is not like the puppet army leader in "Tunnel War", and he still slaps his ass at the devil, high, it's really high), it's not interesting for us to drink like this. Besides, the small cup can't show your majesty and atmosphere, right? According to the little brother's opinion, let's use the big cup instead. ”

After speaking, I grabbed a new bottle of Luzhou Laojiao, and after opening it skillfully, it was divided into two, and the two large glasses were full, shining with crystal and dazzling light.

"You choose one person," I Huashan announced with the arrogance of a sword (we must first overwhelm the enemy in momentum): "We will drink half a catty for each person, and then have another bottle, and drink it separately." Until someone falls first, what do you think?"

Seeing that Governor Gao was a little suspicious, I continued to provoke:

"It's not that you don't dare to fight, do you? That's fine, as long as you hang up the no-fight card, we'll end here today!"

"Who said I wouldn't dare, I'll come first!" Gao Xingchang pulled up his sleeves and slapped his horse to kill.

Wait, why are you here first? Each of you will give me half a bottle, and I have to go to see Du Kang's old man.

"Haha, let me say a few more words, the little brother may not have explained the rules clearly. "Seeing the president wincing at a few beauties, I calmly coped with it.

That's it at the wine table, the wine commander can't be the commander all the time. As soon as someone proposes a new rule, congratulations, you're ready to take office, and remember to get ready for your inaugural speech!

"What if you want to change people after you and I finish drinking the first one, Governor?" I looked at him, and then looked at everything and said, "Little brother, I allow you to change people!"

Everyone snickered and rejoiced, yes! Okay! I met a big fool today.

"But," I slowly added: "The new general must first accept the name, that is, to make up for the wine I have already drunk, and this handsome will not kill the unknown people under the wine!"

"This?"

According to my 10 years of experience in crisscrossing Jiuhu, some people you must not drink slowly with him, otherwise after three days and three nights, you will already dream of Zhou Gong, who is still there laughing and talking about Fengyue;

To deal with the former, we must drink hard and know how to do it; when we encounter the latter, don't be afraid, slow work and meticulous work!

As the saying goes, you can play a marathon with a Go master and chess with a sumo wrestler.

My cousin Napoleon famously said: A tailor who does not want to be a general is not a good cook.

Of course, if you happen to meet a good student with all-round development of "morality, intelligence, physique, beauty, and labor", then what, oh, my mother told me to go home for dinner? Okay, okay, see you back!

Despite this, the buddy was still very tragic that day, because in the face of absolute strength, any plan would seem so vulnerable!

Governor Gao is a man!

When he only drank three taels less than me, he happily tasted the first half catty with me, and at the second half catty and a half scale, the wine fell down without blinking.

I'm miserable!

Because of the need to show personal heroism, he took the lead in the second half catty as a respect, which greatly broke through the limits of self.

I staggered back to the grove in front of the bank, taking three steps to hold an electric pole or seven steps to hug the street tree. The tiger in Jingyanggang is not fighting, the sky should be quilted, and the ground should be a bed until dawn.

When I woke up in the morning, I found that I was sleeping with a stray dog, and I suddenly understood: I felt a little crowded at night, and I asked my wife to stay away from me.

I quickly finished half a bottle. Looking back, Van Barren reluctantly finished his 40-proof Wichskit.

"Good amount of wine!" An old man said like a bell, I don't know who he is praising him?

The second half bottle started again, and when I drank it, I felt some alcohol rise up, and I swallowed hard and suppressed it.

Van Baren, after only 1/3 of the drink, turned pale and couldn't drink anymore.

"Boy, are you okay? Don't hold on. Another old man asked with concern.

"Dead old man, who are you helping?" Barron finally couldn't help it, "Daddy, Mommy, they bullied me!"

"You, you, you. The old man was so angry that he couldn't speak. No one in the Lin family dared to scold him like this.

"Barron, hurry up and apologize to my brother-in-law! Mr. Fan stood up and reprimanded.

"Mommy, they ganged up to bully me, Daddy still wants me to apologize, you have to help me! That hillbilly, why did he rob me and rob Shanshan? My father, my father is Fan Gang! My grandfather, my grandfather is the deputy district chief, I, I am a master of the ship, Xiao Qisan. "Incoherent.

There are four stages of drinking: the first stage --- sweet talk, the second stage --- bold talk, the third stage --- gibberish, and the fourth stage --- silence.

"Oh, Barron, my son, don't drink if you can't drink it! How can you meet that little red guy like that? Apologize? I think that Liu Samuzi should apologize to my Barron!"

Mrs. Fan ran over in a few steps, patting her son's back in pain.

"Mommy, you still feel sorry for me, old man, am I right? I'm such an excellent person, Zhang Shan doesn't choose me, I think she's blind, it's cheap! Choose him? That hillbilly!"

He didn't see that the two old men had already walked up to him.

"Smack!"

"Dead old man, you dare to beat me! Do you know who Young Master Ben is?"

"Smack!" the right slap is more brittle.

"I'll educate you for your father! You keep speaking civilly, don't you know how to respect the old and love the young? Xiao Liu is good, you are so insulting, everyone has put up with it. Do you still want to be nice to our little Shanshan? There is no door, let alone a window!"

"Yes, Shanshan, this girl, the old man and I have watched her grow up, how smart, sensible, and filial, and her salary will buy us wine and drink. We're here for the right day, just to make sure it!"

"Little grandfather, little uncle, thank you. ”

Zhang Shan's eyes were shining and she walked over, holding an old man in one hand.

No wonder our family is low-key. The conditions at home are so good, living in a villa, driving a Mercedes-Benz, but dressing very ordinary. It turned out that she had saved the money given by her parents, and most of her salary was used to buy wine for the elderly.

Got the right person, this time.

A person who does not know how to be filial, will he be good to you?

Let's raise the pillow!

I was moved, but at that time, I couldn't say anything, I couldn't do anything. Just stood stupidly, but his eyes kept following Shanshan's face scan with admiration.

"Dead old man, I can't bear it, if you dare to beat my son, I'll fight with you!"

In the persuasion of Aunt Lin and Mr. Fan, Fang Cai stopped in anger.

"You, I said earlier, a loving mother has many defeated children. Mr. Fan was very faceless, "Wei Yi, let's go first, and then come to the door another day to apologize." I hope it doesn't affect our relationship. ”

"It's okay, even if you can't be a family with children, the relationship between our two old classmates is gone, don't worry!" Uncle Zhang stood up and snorted haha.

"Apologize? Why? Daddy, you are confused!" Xiao Fen spoke again: "It's Zhang Shan's fox spirit who has no eyesight, why are we wrong?"

Hey, why are there always so many people, once they go abroad, they don't learn the good ones, and the good traditions are lost?

"Smack!" This crisp sound was made by me for my girlfriend!

"You can insult me, even hit me, but against Shanshan, no!"

Shanshan was so moved that tears rolled down her eyes, and she rushed over and hugged me tightly.

"Little Red Guy, you wait!" Xiao Fen was angry, "One day Lao Tzu won't kill you!"

"Good little Liu! Old man, I didn't misread anyone. The old man laughed loudly, "My woman doesn't squeak when she is insulted, she is not a husband! ”

Then he pointed to Barron and said: "That boy who sees what he sees, what a bridge listens, you are not the opponent of Xiao Liu! I can see it, this kid is deeply hidden! But people are well cultivated, and they know how to be patient and abstain from impatience at a young age, and I obey the old man!"

"A man must be able to protect at least four treasures: the ground under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms, and his brothers around him. Another old man also commented on the fairy wind bones.

"Hmph, Liu, hello, it's very good, let's go!" Mr. Fan shook his hand angrily and left first. Van Balen and his mother stared at me like a viper, and walked out of the private room quickly.

"Forget it, they're gone, let's go on as a family, don't let his mother affect the mood!" Uncle Zhang pulled me to sit down and beckoned everyone to sit down.

I was blown away by the tremendous joy of the family.

"Xiao Liu," Uncle Zhang raised his glass, "I respect you, as a father, Shanshan handed it over to you, and her mother and I are relieved." ”

"Yes, with this son-in-law in the future, no one will dare to bully our family Shanshan!" Aunt Lin also looked at me with satisfaction, how pleasing to the eye.

"Mom, what are you talking about?" Xiao Ni blushed this time.

"Hahaha, don't talk about it, this kid has a temper with me, drinking!" the little grandfather said loudly.

"Seniors, Uncle Zhang, Aunt Lin, I respect you, I will do it first. I raised my glass and drank it down, then two more in a row.

"Manly, bold!" Uncle Zhang held up his thumb.

Drank for a while.

"Xiao Liu, there are no outsiders here, can you tell me why Lao Fan said that you dumped your girlfriend?" Uncle Zhang was still a little worried.

"Yes, he also said that the girl is quite beautiful!" Aunt Lin was also very concerned.

"Okay, elders, I didn't want to speak ill of my predecessor, but I should tell you the truth, so that I can be worthy of Qingqing's deep affection!"

Then I told how difficult it was to come to the East China Sea, considering that she had no mother since she was a child and was helpless in the East China Sea, I forgave her for the first time and the man of the nut country went out of the wall. Who knew that for the sake of materialism, she ended up running away with a successful person.

As I spoke, my voice was low and uncomfortable. After all, this is a shame in my life, and it really hurts to uncover the scars that have almost healed again.

"Junjun, she doesn't know how good you are, it's her who is not blessed!" Qingqing had tears in his eyes.

Maybe she finally knew what I was going through, and finally understood why I refused to be nice to her in the first place.

"Oh, now we get it. Uncle Zhang and Aunt Lin were relieved.

Next, I saluted the 4 elders separately, and Qingqing had to pull me to salute together.

When respecting Uncle Zhang, he sighed and said: "Xiao Liu is good, full of economy!"

"Uncle has won the award, and I only talk more to the people who are in love. ”

"Well, the army is serious in the unit, like a stuffy gourd. Shanshan smiled and exposed me.

"Hahaha, maybe the wine is in place today, right?" the little uncle laughed.

"Yes," I exclaimed, "wine is a good thing." It has been said that if you invite only one friend to dinner, bring out the first-rate wine, and if you invite two, bring out the second-rate wine!"

"Hahaha!" Everyone was amused, Xiao Nizi laughed so much that she pounced on me, I was so frightened that I hurriedly pushed, and the little grandfather hurriedly said: "Alas, I'm old, I can't see anything." ”

Lovely old man!

"That's right", after laughing for a while, Uncle Zhang suddenly asked me: "Zhang Shan said that the tea you sent is very expensive, and it costs more than 20,000 pounds?"

"Oh, it's nothing, my classmate sent it anyway. Besides, you know tea, and you can be regarded as finding a good family for the tea king. ”

"Xiao Liu, you, then thank you!" Uncle Zhang was moved.

"Qingqing, come home with me later, take those tea sets back, give the sword to the hero, and send the tea set to the connoisseur. ”

"Xiao Liu, how dare you do this, you are too polite!" Aunt Lin was embarrassed.

"Dad, Mom, take it, Junjun is not an outsider. Shanshan was very generous, and a look of my decision drew a burst of laughter from the green branches and green leaves of Moon Bay.