The empty shouted to the master and said: The dumplings should be dipped in vinegar, and the pretense should be moderate. The villains in the novel don't understand this truth, so it's disgusting. Are there such people around you and me?

On New Year's Day in 2004, it was my turn to be on duty.

Had a lazy sleep in the morning. At 9 o'clock, after arranging my son's life, I came to the company slowly.

Under the large red slogan of "integrity, quality, unity and hard work", several people gathered, as if they were arguing about something.

"What's going on?"

His second uncle, the manager is on duty, who dares to come to smash the field?

According to the company's regulations, the duty manager has the highest authority to dispose of the camera, but if it causes trouble, the punishment is also the heaviest.

I thought that the duty was to inspect from time to time as before, and then patted the shoulder of the worker brother affectionately: "You have worked hard!" and then returned to the finance department, made a cup of fragrant tea, closed the door and played the online "Qingfeng Go" game, and it was flashing at 5 o'clock in the evening.

There is no overtime pay, but others do, because we are team members. However, the year-end bonuses of the Big Three are still quite high, ranging from 8-100,000 yuan.

Who knows, but I met this fault-finding person!

"Brother Liu, you're here. The sales supervisor (who has just been recommended and promoted by buddies and flower managers) Yu Jingxiang has tears on her face, like the yellow orchid after the rain - the city flower of Yunding Jinghaishi, it is known for its elegant and noble flower posture, gorgeous and innocent flower color, and fragrant and fragrant flowers, she said aggrievedly: "The customer wants a refund." ”

"Hey, who's that, are you the leader?" a chubby man in his 20s, with a thick golden dog leash around his neck, and a slow motion on his left and right hand.

It turns out that Vacheron Constantin on the left hand and Patek Philippe on the right hand are all Swiss watches. Last year, he accompanied his old classmate Yangtze River to Henglong Plaza, a top shopping mall, and chose a watch for his prospective daughter-in-law, the third-rate singer, so he is still knowledgeable.

To tell a joke:

One year later, I moved to a listed company and cooperated with a rural commercial bank in Zhijiang for a loan.

Xiao Ni, a loan officer, said that they bought a Swiss Rado watch, which is not as expensive as the rich second-generation watch, but it also costs 200,000 yuan.

A few well-intentioned subordinates, every time they saw him from afar, they had to quickly take off their watches and put them in their trouser pockets, and then pretended to be very anxious and asked: "Ah, honorable president, I have something urgent, can you please check the time?"

Governor Gong always took the trouble to roll up his sleeves high, and very politely and virtuously stretched out the radar watch in front of your eyes, and enthusiastically told the time for you: "Well, it's almost 9:67." ”

"Oh, leader, when did you buy this watch? Noble, elegant, and atmospheric, it really matches you! How much does it cost?"

"Hehe, it's not expensive, it's only 210,000!"

"Oh my God! You can really buy it, I thought it would cost 40 or 500,000 yuan!"

Everyone laughed out loud and happy.

"I want a refund, I'm going to go on a business trip in Ming'er!" Before I could speak, this brother came out in a Beijing accent.

"Yo, buddy, Yanjing people. "I took out a pack of reception cigarettes, skillfully tore them, and handed him a "Zhong Hua". and swiftly ignited for him and for himself.

"Well, don't be expensive, surname Zhang. The fish of the octopus. "The facial muscles are no longer tense, and they are naturally poor.

It seems that the proverb is really true, a little cigarette, the distance is shortened.

"Flutter", the lovely beauty Xiaoyu's tears have not dried, and her smile has appeared.

"Humor! How can I help you? I said kindly.

"It's nothing, it's just a refund for my buddy. Octopus replied dismissively.

"Oh, that's easy to do! Just excuse me, according to the company's regulations, I can know if the service attitude is not good, or the maintenance quality is too poor?"

Withdrawal from maintenance, according to my suggestion, is to clarify the responsibility and make a penalty.

"Neither!" the dude pulled me aside, avoiding the lively customers, and came outside.

The winter sun is slightly drunk and warm.

"Look at you still like a gentleman", he said very mysteriously, "you have a big deal!"

"Huh?" I'm still scolding him for what he said before, we're already gentlemen, right? After listening to the second half, I was even more surprised.

"Have you heard of the three young people in the capital? I'm the second-ranked Zhang Youcai!"

"I'm scared to death!" patted his chest and said, "I don't know." I shook my head.

"I'm too lazy to tell you! My eldest brother Wei Jiande, I guess you haven't heard of it as a foreigner, you went to Southwest Weifu for a private visit, and the nightclub that didn't open your eyes charged indiscriminately. The eldest brother paid the money, and three months later, the nightclub closed its doors. Awesome, right?"

"Awesome! Brother Zhang, you really have the talent of a screenwriter, are you a director?" no matter how I hear it, it looks like the plot of a TV series.

"Buddies are not rare, they want to be directors themselves, and those brothers must not all be laid off! It's not for you to blow, we want to make a movie, maybe we will win the little golden man (the highest Oscar award)!"

In life, some people can take their ideals as reality. Of course, we ordinary people can only regard reality as an ideal.

There is a popular proverb: Yanjing people generally regard outsiders as their subordinates, while Donghai people often regard outsiders as countrymen.

That year, I went to Yanjing for training, and when my brother heard that we were from Tianfu, he asked me to say hello to the people in my hometown where the flood occurred on his behalf!

Because the officials of our province don't know me, it seems that they can only ask him if they tell him, okay?

It's a bit like Bao Ergui, a primary school classmate in my hometown (developed after a few years, the pen name Bao Ernai), just a small technician in a small construction company, drinking a cup of jasmine tea for a few dollars in a small teahouse, and talking on the phone as if no one was around:

"Mr. Cha, I'm edema (Mr. Hu, Chuanyin. How many times have I told you, the cost of less than 1 million, don't bother me, you just approve it!

I'm thinking about the United Nations' Mars renovation project, should we take it or not? According to the tip, people are very regular and will not owe us migrant workers' wages! Don't bother me with these things in the future!"

"Okay, Brother Zhang, I believe it!" "The beauty of a gentleman's adulthood, I don't want to be serious, and insist that if you make a movie, the investor will go bankrupt. "Excuse me, how can I help you?"

"It's very simple, my Audi car repair cost more than 50,000 yuan, you will refund it to me. The second young man of the capital said proudly.

"But why is that?" I remembered the sissy a few years later.

"You don't know, I see you're just pretending to be confused!" the young master was angry.

"Don't, don't pay for it, please show me. "The goose also learns to learn Mandarin.

"Well, I see that you can teach, buddy, I'll tell you. Zhang Shao looked up at space and gushed endlessly.

It turned out that this guy's driver repaired the car and drove back to the company, and it happened that a Yanjing buddy came to play in the East China Sea. Who knows that people happen to know how to repair, borrow out and find that the sound is wrong, a check, the heavy standard parts are replaced by non-standard parts.

Originally, he brought people to smash the field, but the 50,000 yuan, people really didn't take a fancy to it. Who knew that when he happened to see the young and beautiful Yu Shizuka, he changed his mind and just asked for a refund, but he didn't explain the reason.

In life, as long as there are more than two (including 2) incidental appearances, you must be careful, life is going to be reversed!

Xiaoyu cried when she thought that her sisters' commission was going to be lost, and she didn't know the reason for the refund.

"First of all, thank you!" Some people say that I have a dual personality of internal and external cultivation, and it seems that I should not be an accountant, and I should be the greatest salesman of all time with beautiful women.

"Give face to my buddies, and don't damage our company in front of other customers. Secondly, let's make a statement, no reason to refund (nonsense, fraud has been caught by others, what other reason?)! Although they mistakenly take the non-standard as the standard, you don't know, I have a big head recently, the system has failed, and the coding is always wrong.

Finally, we have a reluctant request. You see, as a successful person, don't you care that the 50,000 yuan is not (the 99th high hat I gave away)? But the workers are different, they rely on piecework wages to eat, and the beauties in the sales department are not easy, they only have a commission (in fact, there is a basic salary), you refund, they are all busy in vain, right?"

"Seems to be the reason, I said, why is that chick crying? "Look, I'm almost successful, right?

You were temporarily appointed by me as a successful person (what is a successful person? A few years later, the movie "Big Shot" said very clearly: don't ask for the best, but ask for the most expensive!), see if you are embarrassed to talk about refunds?

"Then what do you say?" Well, the children still know how to be polite! With such rapid progress, they all know that they have learned to use "you".

At the same time, I ordered the engineering department to apologize to you and deduct the bonus, how about it?"

There is a difference between inside and outside. In the event of a dispute, the more severe the internal punishment (at least in the eyes of outsiders), or even a thunderous scolding (go back and give a red date), is an effective way to solve the problem.

Don't take it for granted!

"Cheng, brother, refresh!" What kind of rhythm? So quickly, he accepted a little brother, "Do what you say, and apologize will be waived!"

We walked back to the door of the engineering department with our shoulders on our backs.

Tama's eyes have gotten bigger!

"Xiaoyu, is Director Yu?" Zhang Youcai said softly: "Second brother is not embarrassed for you, do as my brother Liu said." By the way, Brother Liu, you are not allowed to punish our Xiaoyu, look at my face. “

"Cheng, you have the final say!"

Isn't that the customer God?

I don't know who invented this word, but it sounds like a curse to me, because only when I go to the west can I see his old man! I asked weakly, would you like to go to that heaven when you have anything to do?

"Xiaoyu, don't you want to thank Second Brother Zhang, in addition, I am in charge! Give him the company's only platinum VIP card this year. ”

In fact, there are a lot of this kind of card in the company, okay? There is also a 9% discount on platinum card maintenance, which is a good breath, but the big brother of the engineering department, there are 10,000 ways to make your discount disappear.

This was later ripe, and Xiaoyu told me the truest thoughts in her heart at that time.

"Okay, thank you, second brother!" Xiao Yu went to the sales department in a curling manner, leaving a pig brother who drooled for a long time.

Xiao Li Bai Du Mu, this guy must also know Xiao Yu, right? That's why he can write: More than thirteen years old, cardamom tips in early February. Spring breeze ten miles of Yangzhou Road, roll up the bead curtain is not as good.

"Brother Liu, can you leave a phone call?"

"Okay, I'm a little manager, there's no such elegant thing, I'll call you. ”

Xiaoyu gave the VIP card and the company's exquisite gifts to Zhang Ershao (is Er Shao real? Regardless of whether he is true or not, we ordinary people have no chance to verify it?), blushed and withdrew the slender jade fingers that he was holding onto, and arranged for someone to send them home.

The car has driven far away, and the second young man is still waving pig's trotters outside the glass window, alas, amorous parting since ancient times!

After sending away the customer who fried the thorns, Xiaoyu asked me vigorously, how to settle the second young man in the capital? That person is not easy to deal with.

"It's very simple, know it with reason, move it with emotion. I said incomprehensibly.

"Just pretend. "Many years later, when I called her Yuxiangxiang, she called me Liu pretend.

Man! You have to pretend.

But don't be seen through by women.