Chapter 756: Dark Cuisine
At noon, Hang Chuxue saw that he was very busy taking care of Sisi, making milk powder for Sisi, and cooking, so he offered to help.
"Boss, don't worry, I have to let you taste my craft today, my mother praises me for my talent for cooking at home!"
"Today I will give you a whole new trick, and you will be satisfied!"
Xu Yang: ...
"Can you not be tricky, just be normal, I really don't have two bags of instant noodles at home, you go to the refrigerator and get two eggs and cook them together, how about we have one bite, I don't have any other requirements, I just hope you don't cook the shells together when you put the eggs!"
It's not that he looks down on the other party, it's that after knowing each other for so long, he really doesn't dare to have hope for her cooking skills.
The main thing is that she knows that she is unreliable by looking at her appearance.
"Oh, how can you eat instant noodles at home that are not nutritious, don't worry, an absolutely nutritious meal, I'm sure you haven't eaten it, if it weren't for Sisi, I would have let her taste it!"
Xu Yang: (ΩДΩ)
Fortunately, his daughter is still young, otherwise he is afraid that he will not live long, and the other party did not give him a chance to react, so he went straight to the kitchen, and then rummaged in the refrigerator.
At this time, Xu Yang didn't want to watch it anymore, he was afraid of being angry, so he could only silently pray that the other party's cooking was only a little mushy, at least he couldn't eat the dead, for fear that she would make some dark dishes.
Listening to the crackling sound coming from the kitchen, Xu Yang couldn't help but sweat for her.
"Sister Xiaoxue, it's really not good, you can help me look at Sisi for a while, I'll come!"
"No need, don't come to the kitchen to make trouble for me as a big man, it's easy to lower my cooking skills!" Hang Chuxue hurriedly responded.
Xu Yang: ...
Oops, is there still room for her cooking skills?
An hour later, looking at the dishes in front of him almost didn't scare him to death.
Stay at home well, suddenly someone wants to kill you what is the experience, today he has seen it.
Stewed chicken thighs with oranges, what the hell is this, and this obviously looks like braised chicken, and the soy sauce is a bit too much.
The second dish is a lump of black things, and the only thing I know is the third dish, fried potato chips, which is a little hard to describe when the potatoes are cut, and I feel that it should be called fried potato wedges.
"Come boss, try my craft!" Hang Chuxue said excitedly.
Xu Yang: "Haha, in this way, wait a minute, can you tell me what this black thing is?"
"Coke chicken wings!"
Xu Yang: "But... Ahem!"
Okay, if you don't say it's a Coke chicken wing, he'll think it's gasoline bibimbap.
What's the matter, is the drug so blatant and open-minded now? If he eats these things, I'm afraid he will 'die' on the spot.
As the saying goes, the meal is eaten at noon, the thin is pulled in the afternoon, the person leaves at night, the corpse is refined the next day, the paper money is bought now, and the cemetery is also just booked, and the burial will not take more than two days.
"Boss, you taste it, although the appearance is not good, but the taste is still okay, I promise!"
Xu Yang: "Why don't you try it first?"
After all, he always felt that the other party was testing him for poison.
"You eat first!"
In this regard, Xu Yang picked up the chopsticks and put a piece of potato that looked relatively thin into his mouth, and immediately became smart, and the taste was greatly beyond his imagination.
He thought it would be unpalatable, but he never expected it to be.
Because he has lost his sense of taste at this time, not only that, but this potato also has an obvious crisp texture, and it feels like it is medium rare, and it can't be too much.
Silently spit the potatoes in his mouth into the trash can on the side, looking at Hang Chuxue in front of him, he didn't know what to say.
"What, isn't it delicious?"
Xu Yang: ...
How to describe this taste, since he just ate a bite of what he thought was the best tasting dish of the three dishes, he was not only heartbroken and unable to breathe, but also nauseous and unable to do anything.
This meal let her make, it was really three points cold and six points ridiculous, and she really didn't know how unpalatable it was to leave one point!
After being silent for a while, he calmed down, and then asked in a low voice, "Dare to ask Your Excellency what major you studied in college!"
"I, I studied cultural management in college!"
Xu Yang: "I think you should be studying alchemy!"
"What?"
"Alchemist, specializing in poisons, I feel that after eating this meal, tomorrow's news headline is that Xu Yang died of food poisoning at the age of 27!"
"Didn't you say that your mother praised you for your talent for cooking?"
Hang Chuxue: "That's right, that's what my mother said!"
For this, he couldn't help but think about it and responded: "Auntie won't have any enemies outside, is she going to secretly train you to take revenge?"
"you, my mom isn't that boring!"
Xu Yang: "If you don't believe you can taste it yourself, if you can eat it all, I'll eat the plate!"
Looking at the dishes in front of him, Hang Chuxue couldn't do it herself, after all, who didn't have a danger warning.
Fortunately, the two are not boyfriend and girlfriend, otherwise, your girlfriend cooks by herself, you dare to say that it is not delicious?
In this regard, he couldn't help but feel sympathy for Hang Chuxue's boyfriend in the future, this buddy, he should have thrown other people's ancestral graves in his previous life, otherwise how could God punish him like this, what a big hatred!
You can't eat it, or you have to go to the hospital today.
"Okay, you help me watch Sisi, I'll do it!"
As he spoke, he got up and dumped these things into the trash, especially the stewed chicken thighs with oranges, what kind of brain circuit can come up with such a weird dish, and it is very ugly.
Remove the pot, boil the water, beat two eggs, put in two packets of instant noodles, it's that simple.
Although it was just a simple boiled noodle, when he brought it over, he was immediately superior to Hang Chuxue, he was simply a little master of China, and the only difference was that there was no golden light.
"Ah~~~ so full, burp~~"
After burping, Hang Chuxue took the initiative to ask to wash the dishes, after all, she not only didn't help but also caused trouble to others, and she knew it in her heart.
"By the way, Sister Xiaoxue, there is something to discuss with you!"
"Boss, you say!"
Xu Yang: "That's the case, if you're okay recently, go to the vicinity of the pedestrian street to see if there is a store with a better location, I want to buy it!"
"Boss, you're going to open a store?"
"Yes, pastry shop, you can also buy some cold milk tea part-time, I have wanted to get it for a long time, but I haven't had time, so I just took the opportunity to do it now!"
"When the time comes, I'll promote you to be the store manager, how about it!"
Hearing this, Hang Chuxue fell into deep contemplation, after all, it is quite common for artists to do side jobs, just like they were in the magic capital years ago, Chen Chi's hot pot restaurant is his side business, which also brings him a lot of income every year.
It's just that she didn't expect that the side business that her boss wanted to do was to open a pastry shop, which was not very profitable, and the key was that it was easy to lose money.
"Boss, if you really want to do some side business, we can open a restaurant, pastry shop..."
Xu Yang: "It's okay, even if I buy the store, I won't lose much, you can go and see it!"
"By the way, if you have time, help me get a safe dog license, I've been busy for the past two days!"
"Okay boss, by the way, is it called Ping'an?" asked Hang Chuxue.
Xu Yang: "That's right!"
"Boss, I have to say that if you choose a name Zhentu, it is better to call it Wangcai, does the cat have a name, what is it called?" Hang Chuxue asked.
"Rhubarb!"
Hang Chuxue:...
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