Chapter 12: The Oolong Incident
"Good brother, have you already put Sister Yaoyao on that, aren't you satisfied? please let me go...... I'm still a little girl......"
Fang Miaomiao looked at Lin Yang with tears in her eyes, pursed her lips, and made a pitiful appearance.
Lin Yang wanted to laugh when he saw her pitiful appearance.
This stinky girl, I'm embarrassed to pretend to be pitiful here, isn't she the culprit of all this?
Thinking of this, a wicked smile flashed in Lin Yang's eyes.
This girl is extremely dishonest, and she must take this opportunity to beat her, otherwise she will definitely do bad things in the future.
Thinking of this, Lin Yang sighed and said: "Okay, then I'll let you go and don't carry you to bed, anyway, I'm not interested in you who want to have no breasts, no butts and no butts." ”
Hearing Lin Yang say that he wanted to have no breasts and no buttocks, Fang Miaomiao was almost angry.
looked at his straight chest, pouted, and snorted angrily.
Immediately, her eyes lit up again, and she said in surprise: "Good brother, you really won't force anything with me?"
Lin Yang Zhengse nodded, and frowned again: "But you just had a concussion, maybe there is blood in your head, I still have to help you check it." ”
"Help me check?!"
Fang Miaomiao was stunned, and suddenly had a bad premonition.
Swallowing his saliva, he asked cautiously, "Good brother, you, will you still see a doctor?"
"Of course!"
Lin Yang replied very affirmatively, with a look of reminiscence on his face: "I remember that in the village, I was a famous little miracle doctor, and I treated Xiaohua, Xiaohuang, and Xiaobai when they were sick!"
Little Flower, Little White, Little Yellow?
Fang Miao looked confused, how could there be so many strange names.
Lin Yang ignored her and continued to reminisce: "I still remember how Xiaohua rolled on the ground after I cured her...... After Xiaobai was cured, he swam happily...... After Xiao Huang was cured, he worked hard to plough the field......"
The corners of Fang Miaomiao's mouth twitched.
"Good brother, what you said is not human, right?"
Lin Yang shook his head: "Xiaohua is a kitten, Xiaobai is a white goose, Xiaohuang is powerful, and he is a scalper who ploughs the fields." ”
Burst!
Fang Miaomiao spurted out a mouthful of old blood, it turned out that Lin Yang was a veterinarian.
Wait a minute!
This guy is a veterinarian, and he wants to check himself, and he still checks his head, this is not to kill himself!
"Is there a hacksaw in the courtyard?" Lin Yang suddenly asked.
"Yes. Fang Miaomiao replied subconsciously.
Immediately, she reacted, "You, what do you want a hacksaw for?!"
"Oh, I saw that your head is quite hard, if I want to help you do a craniotomy, ordinary kitchen knives are not good, or hacksaws are more practical......"
Lin Yang said as he gestured on Fang Miaomiao's head.
"Hacksaw the door of your head and cut a hole in it, so I can see if there is any blood in your head. ”
"If there is bruising, there is toilet paper in the toilet, and I will use toilet paper to wipe the bruises from your head. ”
"Well, finally, use the needle and thread of the sewing clothes to help you sew the wound up......"
Boom!
Before Lin Yang could finish explaining, Fang Miaomiao fainted and fell to the ground.
She was stunned.
It's terrifying!
I've never heard of a hacksaw or toilet paper for surgery......
Where the hell is this barefoot doctor, it's so unreliable.
"Hehe, you stinky girl always wants to hurt me, don't scare you, you really can't use my brother as a soft persimmon. ”
Looking at Fang Miaomiao, who fainted on the ground, Lin Yang smiled.
When he was a child, he was known as 'ghost seeing' in the village, and he was always the only one who played tricks on people.
Fang Miaomiao's Taoism is still too immature compared to him.
With a smile, he picked up Fang Miaomiao and walked to the room next to him.
"What happened to Miao Miao?!"
Chu Yao looked at Fang Miaomiao, who had fainted, her eyes widened, and she asked loudly.
"I told her a little story and scared her out, this girl is really cowardly......"
Lin Yang pouted, talking seriously nonsense.
Put Fang Miaomiao next to Chu Yao, "You two sit with your back to me, and I will help you treat your leg while helping her resolve the bruises in her head." ”
Chu Yao originally wanted to say something, but she had already tasted the sweetness of Lin Yang's massage, it was really effective and comfortable.
obediently helped Fang Miaomiao to sit side by side.
And Lin Yang was standing under the bed, luck breathing.
With one hand, he kept pressing lightly on Fang Miaomiao's head, and used his strong true qi to help her dissolve a trace of blood in her head.
The other hand pressed towards Chu Yao's leg to help her warm the ligaments that had been pulled.
Between the two hands, a stream of gas invisible to the naked eye emerged.
Under Lin Yang's treatment, the pain in Chu Yao's leg gradually decreased.
Even Fang Miaomiao, who was still unconscious, had a comfortable expression on her face.
Moreover, their bodies seem to be injected with a warm force, and their whole bodies are crispy and numb, which is more comfortable than a sauna or something.
This comfortable feeling made Chu Yao couldn't help but hum lowly.
Her soft hum was very good, and Lin Yang felt that it was stronger than Teacher Cang's voice, so he couldn't help but stretch his neck and listen.
Soon, Lin Yang's treatment was completed.
Chu Yao couldn't feel the warmth in her body, and felt a sense of loss.
Pouting dissatisfiedly, he looked back.
"Poof. ”
A small mouth pursed out of dissatisfaction was imprinted on Lin Yang's cheek stretched forward by incomparably coincidence.
The air was filled with an air of embarrassment.
There was silence all around, and only the sound of two 'bang bang bang' accelerated heartbeats could be heard.
Chu Yao's mouth opened wide in confusion, while Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise.
"Even if you want to repay me, you don't have to be so anxious, otherwise, I will be shy. ”
Lin Yang came back to his senses first, touched his cheeks, and pretended to be shy.
"If you want to be in the mood of a personal promise, I can understand, but you also have to pay attention to the rules, today I am in a good mood, I only accept you five hundred, and the posture is casual!"
Only five hundred?!
Pose casually?!
Chu Yao was almost mad!
It's true that Lin Yang cured them, but it's too annoying to say such things!
"Stinky scum! Grandma killed you!"
Chu Yao shouted angrily, stretched out his legs, and kicked at Lin Yang fiercely!
Her goal is very clear, that is, between Lin Yang's legs, the place where the family is passed on.
"Holy!"
Lin Yang broke out in a cold sweat.
Are the girls so fierce now?,Choose the most critical part every time you attack!
Two words to describe, strong!
Of course, it was impossible for Chu Yao's attack to hit Lin Yang.
Lin Yang retreated easily, dodged their attacks, spread his hands, and made a helpless gesture.
"Business is not good, benevolence and righteousness, if you don't agree with the price I said, you won't do it......"
"That's it, for the sake of all roommates, I won't charge you five hundred, I'll give you a fifty percent discount, and it's cheaper for you, two hundred and five. ”
Simpleton?!
Chu Yao was blown up.
She is a big beauty with a beautiful face and a good figure, and she is usually held high by men, where has she ever been wronged.
This stinky scum in front of her is so hateful, he always keeps bullying her, making her feel very broken.
"Okay, it's not early, rest early. ”
Lin Yang smiled, walked out of the door of the room in a dashing manner, and before going out, he was very gentlemanly and closed the door for them.
The door was closed, and Chu Yao gasped for breath.
After a long time, I finally felt better.
At this time, Fang Miaomiao, who was in a coma, also woke up, looked at Chu Yao, whose face was flushed with anger, frowned and asked:
"Sister Yaoyao, what's wrong?"
Chu Yao took a big breath and recounted the scene just now.
"What?!Not only did that stinky scoundrel take away your first kiss, but he also said you were two hundred and five!!"
Fang Miaomiao's eyes widened, and she exploded in an instant.
At the same time, she also understood that Lin Yang had lied to her when he said that he would use a hacksaw to help her do a craniotomy just now.
"This stinky guy! My aunt and grandmother are also a big sister! Don't you want to lose face, you dare to scare me out, how can I mess with it in the future?!"
"You must take revenge!" Chu Yao gritted his teeth very firmly.
"Yes, you must take revenge, it's best to kick that guy out of the courtyard!" Fang Miaomiao straightened her chest and agreed with a firm expression.
At this, their voices became quieter, and they began to whisper, as if they were discussing some kind of conspiracy.
From time to time, there was a burst of laughter like a barbell......
"Ahh
Lin Yang was just about to go to bed and couldn't help but let out a big sneeze.
Rubbing his nose, he was a little helpless.
"Could it be that a beautiful woman is thinking about me again? Hey! It's also a sin to be handsome......"
Shaking his head and sighing, he quickly turned off the light and went to sleep.
Tomorrow will be his first day at school, which makes him look forward to it......