"Good brother, try my love supper, you helped me last time in Jiuwan Mountain, and I haven't thanked you yet. ”

After Fang Miaomiao finished speaking, she pointed to a few dishes on the table and introduced them with a smile, while Lin Yang's smile instantly froze on her face.

"This is braised pork, I made it according to the recipe, how about it, it's good. ”

Burst!

Braised pork?

Lin Yang's eyes widened, looking at the black coals on the white plate, he felt a sense of thunder.

Being able to make red into black and pork into coal is really good at making drugs......

Fang Miaomiao's eyes were filled with a little excitement, and she gushed about the introduction.

"Good brother, this is hot and sour shredded potatoes, this is chicken with mushrooms in drum oil, this is shredded bitter gourd mixed with smoked dry, this is sweet and sour fish ......"

"Wait, what do you say this is?"

Lin Yang pointed to the last dish introduced by Fang Miaomiao.

The sour and spicy shredded potatoes in front of you, and the diced mushroom chicken are all counted, at least if you work hard, you can still distinguish their original appearance.

But this sweet and sour fish......

It's a fish, you can make it black... A lump?

"Good brother, haven't you even seen sweet and sour fish?"

Fang Miaomiao looked disgusted, pointed to the big lump of black coal on the plate, and seriously popularized science.

"Look, here's the head, here's its belly, here's its tail, wow...... You see, my cooking skills are so good! I can still see the white teeth of the fish......

You can see the white teeth......

Three black lines appeared in Lin Yang's head, which was clearly a small piece of unmelted salt, where was the white tooth.

In other words, your salt is not fried, this is not a dark dish that can eat the dead, I'm afraid no one will believe it.

"Good brother, you're welcome, I prepared this table of dishes for you, you move your chopsticks quickly." ”

Fang Miaomiao enthusiastically handed Lin Yang a pair of chopsticks, and moved the plate of sweet and sour fish to Lin Yang, full of anticipation......

In the room, Chu Yao looked out through the crack in the door and almost burst into laughter.

Can you eat Fang Miaomiao's dark food?

She has been tricked before, and it is not serious, it is just vomiting and leaking for five days.

But in addition to drag racing, Fang Miaomiao's biggest hobby is cooking, and it turns out that she has no talent for cooking.

I was tossed miserably before, but now I finally have Lin Yang to share ......

The corners of Lin Yang's mouth twitched, and he finally understood that what kind of love supper was this, and it was clearly the rhythm of letting himself test the poison.

I had the heart to leave, but looking at Fang Miaomiao's expectant appearance, I couldn't bear to dampen her enthusiasm, and was ready to take a bite before leaving.

I really didn't have the courage to sandwich the sweet and sour fish, so I picked up a piece of bitter gourd from the bitter gourd shreds mixed and smoked, and said in my heart that this bitter gourd shreds were just cold salad, and they didn't go to the pot, no matter how unpalatable they were, they wouldn't go there.

With a horizontal heart, he threw the bitter gourd shreds into his mouth.

As soon as he took a bite, he felt the salty taste hit him.

Swallowing the bitter gourd with great difficulty, he asked bitterly, "How much salt do you put in this cold bitter gourd shred?"

"I just put half a packet of salt, what, doesn't it taste great?"

Fang Miaomiao looked at Lin Yang proudly, "The book says that you should put an appropriate amount of salt, and I think half a pack of salt is quite appropriate." ”

Half a packet of salt......

Lin Yang patted his forehead in pain.

"Is it unpalatable?" Looking at his painful appearance, Fang Miaomiao's face was very ugly.

Picking up the chopsticks, she also tasted it.

Moment.

Her face became extremely exciting, blue and red, spit out the dishes in her mouth, and glared at Lin Yangdao:

"Miss Ben doesn't like to owe favors, especially you stinky rascal. ”

"Last time you helped me in Jiuwan Mountain, I wanted to make you a supper to offset it, but I didn't expect it to be so unpalatable, you can make other requests now. ”

Lin Yang was a little unhappy in his heart.

This stinky girl really doesn't know what to do, and she is kind enough to save face for her, but she still loses her temper at herself.

"In that case, then I don't tease you, I'm sorry for myself. ”

A wicked smile flashed in his eyes, and Lin Yang said in a deep voice, "Since you have said so, if I don't mention a condition, I will look down on you, but...... Can you really meet any of my requirements?"

"Don't worry, as long as it can be done, Miss Ben will definitely promise you. Fang Miaomiao straightened her chest.

Lin Yang touched his chin and confirmed again, "Really, anything can be?"

"You stinky rascal are so verbose, you dare to underestimate me!"

"I can do anything, it's okay!"

Fang Miaomiao replied loudly and categorically, a little impatient.

But in the next second, she found that Lin Yang was looking at her body, with a wicked smile on her face, and she was instantly shocked in her heart, and she had a bad premonition.

"You stinky rascal, you don't want to do that with me, do you?"

"I'll go! Although I promised to meet one of his conditions, he can't make such an excessive demand!"

But I'm afraid of what's coming.

I saw that Lin Yang licked his dry lips, winked at her and said, "In that case, give me your chastity." ”

"My ...... Chastity?"

Fang Miaomiao was stunned, and she wanted to cry.

"Yes, can you change the conditions...... I'm still a little girl, I can't do that with you......"

Her little face was flushed, and her voice was as small as a mosquito.

Lin Yang looked at her appearance of wanting to cry without tears, and smiled evilly in his heart, but he pretended to be dissatisfied on the surface, and said:

"You just promised me, but I didn't expect to regret it now. ”

"Hmph, your grandfather Fang Zhenguo is such an upright person, but I didn't expect you to be a bad girl who doesn't talk much!"

Fang Miaomiao's teeth itched.

Peat!

You want to sleep with me, can I grant you this request?

"Good you stinky scum! You dare to make such a request, see if the old lady doesn't shoot you to death with a brick!"

At this time, Chu Yao grabbed a brick and rushed over angrily.

The corners of Lin Yang's eyes twitched, and before he could say anything, Chu Yao slapped a brick at him!

"Holy!"

"Are you crazy?"

Cold sweat flowed from Lin Yang's forehead and grabbed her wrist.

"That's right! The old lady is crazy, she is mad at you!"

Chu Yao was furious, and her towering chest rose and fell for a while: "You stinky scum, I thought you were just looking bad, but you are actually quite upright...... I didn't expect you to make such an excessive demand!

"Yes, stinky rascal, you've let us down so much!"

Fang Miaomiao also shouted angrily on the side.

Looking at the two girls, one big and one young, Lin Yang smiled in his heart, and showed an aggrieved expression on his face: "I'm such an upright person, why don't I have discipline?"

"Hmph, you want to sleep with me, that, how can you have a discipline!"

Fang Miaomiao's eyes flickered with small flames, and she gritted her teeth.

Chu Yao also nodded in agreement, glaring at Lin Yang angrily.

"Hey......"

Lin Yang sighed at this time, with a deep disappointment in his eyes.

"I really didn't expect it...... Your minds are so obscene. ”

What?

Are we obscene?

The two beauties, one big and one small, looked at each other, and they were both confused.

"Yes!

Lin Yang nodded very seriously, and took out five cents from his pocket: "I only have five cents in cash left, and I don't have money to buy breakfast tomorrow, so I asked you to borrow some real money, but I didn't expect you to think of that kind of thing......"

"What is this unhealthy thought, if it is not obscene?"

Looking at the crumpled five cents in Lin Yang's hand, the two girls were stunned.

"Y-You're talking about this real banknote?"

"It's not this real money, what else can it be. ”

Lin Yang looked at them with disdain.

The two girls instantly felt hot on their faces, and they just wanted to find a crack to drill into.

I'm so shy, I didn't expect it to be crooked......

"Actually, don't be too ashamed. ”

"Whoever calls me handsome and chic, the jade tree is in the wind, and the girl will inevitably have some unhealthy associations when she sees me, which is also understandable. ”

Lin Yang knocked on their foreheads, his expression suddenly became serious, and he said:

"But I'm still a pure boy after all, and I want to leave the first time to my future wife, and I hope you will try to control your thoughts about me in the future, this kind of thinking is very unhealthy......"

After saying that, he put his hands behind his back, held his head high, and walked back to his room in a dashing manner.

Control what you think about non-separation?

The two girls looked at Lin Yang's departing back and jumped up angrily.

The next day, Lin Yang arrived at the school, and as soon as he walked into the office, he heard Teacher Chen's shocked voice.

"Do you know, last night, the mysterious car god of Nine Bend Mountain reappeared, and he also suppressed the audience with his driving skills. ”

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