Chapter 555: The two women compete with each other
"Hahaha, Zifeng, you were too funny just now, you even pulled out the appearance of the leaders of the provincial government, are you going to say that you will show the leaders of the presidential palace next time?"
After the car drove away, Xu Ruoxue couldn't control it anymore, and sat in the passenger seat and laughed.
Lu Zifeng smiled: "I don't say that, where can I go."
How about it, did you feel that your husband was witty just now? It's simply the reincarnation of Zhiduoxing and the rebirth of Zhuge Liang. ”
Xu Ruoxue glanced at Lu Zifeng and said with a smile: "Cut, you are still selling melons to the princess, and you are boasting about yourself." ”
Lu Zifeng said with a smile: "Is this a fact, then the captain of the traffic police is probably still bowing to me." ”
Xu Ruoxue smiled: "You are really narcissistic, but then again, do you really know how to look at faces?"
Lu Zifeng said: "Of course. Remember, your husband and I go to heaven and earth, omnipotent, if you can marry me, you can steal the fun, just don't wake up laughing when you dream at night. ”
Looking at physiognomy, he is not a professional, but he has read a book about physiognomy in the fairy palace, knows some fur, looks at people's faces, diagnoses some diseases, and is still no longer a problem, but to peek into the heavens and predict the future of this kind of physiognomy, he is still far behind.
"Cut! bragging. ”
Xu Ruoxue said this, but she was quite proud in her heart, because such a powerful man was her husband.
"You still don't believe it?"
Lu Zifeng frowned and said, "Then you give me a thing that your husband and I don't know to come out and see." ”
Xu Ruoxue smiled, thought of something, and said, "Really, what if you cite one?"
Lu Zifeng said: "In the future, you will be on top, and I will be below...... Ahh
As long as you name one thing that I can't do, I'll listen to you for everything in the future. ”
"Humph!"
Xu Ruoxue let go of the hand that pinched Lu Zifeng's thigh, and snorted: "I told you to talk nonsense all day long." ”
Lu Zifeng smiled embarrassedly, I have to say, Ruoxue is too conservative, she has been deceived for more than three months, but she hasn't succeeded once, but when she deceived Bai Yiyi, she deceived once, and the actions of the woman and the man felt very sour, and I still have some nostalgia.
Xu Ruoxue pouted and said, "Remember what you just said, as long as I give an example that you can't do, you will have to listen to me for everything in the future." ”
Lu Zifeng nodded confidently, "Of course, you can say it." ”
Xu Ruoxue suddenly smiled weirdly and said, "Will you have a child?"
Lu Zifeng: "......"
No way!
He was a little speechless.
Thousands of calculations, why didn't you count this trick.
Seeing Lu Zifeng dumbfounded, Xu Ruoxue laughed: "How about it, won't you? You have to listen to me for everything in the future, remember, don't say anything to Salaypi, otherwise it's a puppy, sleep with the little black dog in the future, don't sleep with me." ”
Lu Zifeng had a bitter face: "Wife, I was wrong, we are not good at giving birth to children, right?" ”
"Not good!"
Xu Ruoxue deliberately kept a straight face, wanted to laugh but couldn't help but didn't laugh, let you talk nonsense all day long, this time it was a mistake.
Lu Zifeng: "......"
This time, he completely felt what it means to lift a stone and shoot himself in the foot, and often walk by the river, how can there be a reason not to get his shoes wet.
Don't be so confident next time.
Seeing Lu Zifeng's embarrassed face, Xu Ruoxue was happy for no reason, since she met Lu Zifeng, she was half angry every time, this guy always looked like a hard worker, and now it was finally her turn.
She lifted Erlang's legs, pretended to be a queen's demeanor and demeanor, and gently raised her hand to pat her thigh, "Come, press Miss Ben's thigh first." ”
"Don't make a fuss, you're driving. Lu Zifeng said speechlessly, this girl is now installed?
"Hurry up, I like the way you drive with one hand and give me a massage. Xu Ruoxue snorted and said very sneeringly.
Lu Zifeng: "......"
"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up, do you want to be a leper dog?" Xu Ruoxue pursed her lips and smiled.
Lu Zifeng smiled: "If I am a leper dog, then you are a female leper dog." ”
Xu Ruoxue: "......"
"I'll ignore you, you don't talk about trust. ”
Xu Ruoxue clasped her hands, glanced at her head, looked out the window, and got angry.
"Are you really angry?" Lu Zifeng smiled awkwardly.
"Humph!"
Xu Ruoxue snorted and didn't speak.
"Okay, okay, I'll just press it for you. Lu Zifeng compromised.
"It's still
Almost. ”
Xu Ruoxue's face turned from cloudy to sunny, and her smile was extremely bright.
"Is this strength okay?" Lu Zifeng drove with his left hand, and his right hand was on Xu Ruoxue's thigh, kneading it gently.
I have to say that this woman's long legs are elastic, even if it is autumn and she is wearing a pair of thicker jeans, the touch is still very clear.
"Forget it, don't press it for the time being. ”
Xu Ruoxueqiao's face was slightly red, she didn't expect that her thighs would dare to be her sensitive parts, and when Lu Zifeng pressed it so gently, she actually had some kind of wonderful feeling, and if she pressed it again, it was estimated that the muscles and bones of her whole body would be soft, so she quickly stopped.
"That's it?"
Lu Zifeng frowned.
"Hmm!" Xu Ruoxue's voice was as loud as a mosquito.
Seeing that Xu Ruoxue's behavior was not normal, and her pretty face was covered with red glow, Lu Zifeng couldn't help but think about it, "Ruoxue, you shouldn't be reacting, right?"
Xu Ruoxue covered her face, feeling ashamed.
Lu Zifeng: "......"
He just guessed casually, but he didn't expect to guess correctly.
"Haha......"
Lu Zifeng couldn't help laughing, "It's been a few months, and I haven't even found out this, what my husband has done is simply too much of a failure." ”
"No laughing, no nonsense. ”
Xu Ruoxue said coquettishly, and hurriedly reached out to cover Lu Zifeng's mouth.
"Okay, I won't laugh, but don't do anything, be careful of the accident. Lu Zifeng hurriedly said.
Xu Ruoxue is not a person who doesn't know the severity, so she immediately stopped the movements of her subordinates, sat on the seat honestly, and glanced at Lu Zifeng with a blank look in her eyes.
"Stop, pull over. ”
Just then, a police car chased after him, and someone in the police car shouted.
"Zifeng, what's going on, did the traffic police find out that you lied to him? Xu Ruoxue frowned and asked.
Lu Zifeng didn't speak, he sensed a familiar figure in the police car that was catching up, and muttered: "Why is this woman, what is she chasing me for?
Lu Zifeng stepped on the brakes and parked the car on the side of the road.
The police car also stopped behind it, and out of it came a heroic young female police officer in a police uniform.
"Open the door, get out of the car, get checked. ”
Song Moxue walked over quickly, knocked on the car window, and said coldly.
After seeing the person clearly, Xu Ruoxue was stunned and muttered, "Why is she?"
She and Song Moxue had met, and the woman's sixth sense told her that this Miss Song family liked Zifeng, and she suddenly became a little vigilant in her heart.
Lu Zifeng rolled down the window and greeted with a smile: "Officer Song, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”
Belch!
Song Moxue's eyes widened, stunned on the spot.
She never expected that the person in the car would be Lu Zifeng.
She had fantasized about seeing Lu Zifeng again countless times, but she never thought that it would be in this way.
It took a long time for her to come back to her senses, and her voice was a little incoherent, "Okay...... Long time no see. ”
Lu Zifeng said: "I don't know what happened when Officer Song stopped me?"
"I ...... I ......"
Song Moxue "me" for a long time, not knowing how to speak.
It is estimated that even she didn't realize that in front of Lu Zifeng, she no longer had the confidence and courage she had at the beginning, and she dared to become very restrained when she spoke.
"Master, I'm sorry, our Officer Song said that according to the rules, no matter who it is, all vehicles going out of the city must be inspected, so I have to delay you a little time. ”
At this time, the captain of the traffic police came up and said very apologetically: "Master, please get out of the car for inspection, and open the trunk of the car for inspection." ”
"Is that so, Officer Song?" Lu Zifeng looked at Song Moxue and asked.
Song Moxue didn't answer Lu Zifeng's words, turned to the traffic police captain and said, "Captain Hu, go back to the car." ”
"Officer Song, this hasn't been checked yet, I ......"
"You don't need to check here, I'm enough for one person. Song Moxue interrupted.
Captain Hu looked stunned and didn't understand what it meant, but he honestly returned to the police car.
"Miss Song, you and my husband are also friends, check or something, there's no need, right?" Xu Ruoxue spoke at the right time and swore an oath of sovereignty.
Song Moxue only noticed Xu Ruoxue in the co-pilot position at this time, and smiled inwardly.
Husband?
It's a kind call.
I'm afraid I don't know the relationship between the two of you?
The more you tell me not to check, the more I have to check it today.
A nameless jealousy welled up in her heart, and Song Moxue said coldly: "I'm sorry, Miss Xu, I'm on official business, no matter who it is, I don't treat everyone equally, now please get out of the car immediately and be checked." ”
Xu Ruoxue obviously felt Song Moxue's hostility towards her, and she felt a little uncomfortable in her heart, but she was also the eldest lady of the Xu family, how could she show it on her face as soon as she was a little unhappy and lose her identity.
She showed a very standard smile on her face, and said in a soft voice: "What Miss Song said is also right, my husband and I will get out of the car for inspection." ”
Xu Ruoxue unfastened her seat belt, and didn't forget to help Lu Zifeng, "Husband, let's get out of the car quickly, don't delay Miss Song's official duties." ”
A mouthful of a husband, shouting crispy and sweet, hearing Lu Zifeng's heart panicked, and said in his heart: "What kind of neuropathy is this woman, I used to call you at home, you were shy, and you refused to shout, but now the shouting is quite slippery, and I have goosebumps all over my body." ”
He glanced at Song Moxue with his eyes, and found that Song Moxue's expression was very serious, thinking, "It can't be because Song Moxue is here, right?"
Song Moxue's friendship for himself, he can still feel a little bit, but that's all. He didn't have much feeling for Song Moxue, although in terms of appearance, she could be regarded as a first-class figure, and she was the object of countless men's dreams.
Shaking his head helplessly and sighing, he didn't bother to care about the intrigue between the two women, pushed the car door, and got out of the car, intending to be inspected.
Song Moxue's eyes skimmed over Xu Ruoxue, and said to Lu Zifeng: "Take out your driver's license." ”
Lu Zifeng's face was embarrassed, "Officer Song, I didn't have my driver's license." ”
"Are you sure you didn't bring it, or didn't you have it at all?" Song Moxue said.
was debunked by one sentence, Lu Zifeng's expression became more and more embarrassed, "I'm taking the test...... It was right away. ”
"That's driving without a license. ”
Song Moxue looked up at Lu Zifeng, this answer was actually expected by her, this guy has never been a fuel-efficient lamp.
Lu Zifeng shrugged, "Let's just say that. Officer Song, what are you going to do with me? ”
Song Moxue said coldly: "A fine of two thousand and fifteen days of detention." ”
Before Lu Zifeng could speak, Xu Ruoxue said, "Miss Song, we can pay more fines, but the detention will be waived, right?"
Song Moxue smiled coldly and glanced at Xu Ruoxue, "Miss Xu, I'm sorry, he violated the Road Traffic Law, and detention is a must."
Also, is this car yours?"
Xu Ruoxue nodded.
Song Moxue said: "According to the traffic law, if you give a car to a person who has not obtained a driver's license, you will be punished for the same crime, and you will also pay a fine of 2,000 yuan and be detained for 15 days." ”
Xu Ruoxue was stunned: "Miss Song, everyone is a friend, do you have to do it so desperately?"
Song Moxue said lightly: "I said, I'm just performing official duties, if you want to blame, blame yourself, don't abide by the law." ”
Xu Ruoxue wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Lu Zifeng, "Okay, Ruoxue, what Officer Song said is right, we didn't obey the traffic law, no wonder others." ”
"Officer Song, let's just go with you. Lu Zifeng looked at Song Moxue, he knew this woman, she had a knife mouth and a tofu heart, so she would not really detain herself.
Sure enough, Song Moxue suddenly fell silent.
She didn't want that.
But for some reason, seeing Xu Ruoxue's intimateness towards Lu Zifeng, she felt uncomfortable in her heart and wanted to teach Xu Ruoxue a lesson.
There was no word for a while, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.
Doodle!
At this moment, a voice suddenly came out of the walkie-talkie in her hand, "All attention, all attention, the whereabouts of the robbers have been tracked, the target is driving out of the city, and is currently driving on Yingbin Avenue, we are in hot pursuit, and everyone is now rushing over to support." Remember, the robbers had guns on them, and they were said to be very powerful, so be careful. ”
"Officer Song, the robber's car seems to be heading towards us. ”
In the police car not far away, Captain Hu shouted, "What should we do now?"
Song Moxue was worried that she couldn't find the conditions not to detain Lu Zifeng, otherwise it would be too much of a slap in the face, the news of the robbers coming over undoubtedly gave her a sufficient reason, she immediately said: "I have something important to do this time, so I will let you go once, if I still find out when I get out of the car, I will definitely not have such good luck." ”
With that, she turned and left.
Although she has a lot of reluctance in her heart, she wants to stay with Lu Zifeng for a while and say a few more words, but she has not forgotten that she is a policeman, she has her own responsibilities, not to mention, he is now married, his wife is by his side, he is just an outsider in the end, and staying there will only increase sadness.