"Ah, I have to think about it. "I was very cooperative.

"Find a girlfriend who is much younger than you, you have to be patient and accompany her to mature. Love is nothing more than two outcomes, either each goes back to his own home, or your mother becomes my mother. “

My dad was 9 years older than my mom, and he taught me.

"Oh", I touched her tender hand, and said, "I remember, Lin QX, right?"

"Hmph, am I that old?"

When I finished guessing the dearest "Xia Yu Fanghong" in my previous dreams, I really couldn't guess.

"Hint! "I pretended to be poor.

"Far away in the sky", exhaled Ruolan.

"It's right now, ah, I remember!" I cried out in realization.

"Who?" said an apprehensive and expectant voice.

"Luo, Cuihua!" I almost called Roman.

"Who is Luo Cuihua?" Zhang Shan let go of her hand, and when I looked back, the winter frost was all over her pretty face, and there was already something crystal in her eyes. "Hmph! ”

Hands crossed in front of the chest, fingers tightly interlocked.

It's nervous, defensive, and imminent body language.

Fortunately, buddy college looked at a little psychology on his own.

I was about to explain it myself and turn her from cloudy to sunny. My mother said that you can't cry before the Chinese New Year, otherwise it won't go well next year.

"Luo Cuihua, why don't you go to the director's office yet? ”

A voice shouted outside the door (not the poem - climb out, give you freedom), and when you hear it, it is the high decibel of Aunt Liutian.

The door opened, and a somewhat fat aunt in her 40s walked in. He has a broom and a dustpan in his hands, and a blue sleeve on his arm.

"You, you're Aunt Luo Cuihua. Zhang Shan was taken aback.

Usually, the person who works quietly around you may be the most familiar to you the most, and the so-called "dark under the light" is also. You can't call his name, you can't even remember his face.

I also heard Aunt Tian's reprimand by chance, so I remembered it.

"yes, I am. Luo Cuihua replied respectfully, with a look of surprise, not knowing what to command.

"Flutter!" she laughed, and no matter if there was anyone or not, she punched me in the chest, "Call you bad! “

Friends, be sure to remember at least one ordinary person's name!

"Superintendent, I'll sweep the floor later. "Auntie ran away. If you don't blush, I'll blush.

"You're bad. She blushed at my innocent expression, then tiptoed, her eyes closed gently as I put my arms around her.

No matter what, the character is good, and the benefits are paid.

I haven't been together for 11 days, and the pain of lovesickness can only be solved by indulgence.

At first, I didn't hold it warmly, I just hugged it tightly, and my big hands must have wrapped her breathlessly, and after opening my lips, I sucked her sweet tongue hard.

Hold your hands harder, are you afraid that she will fly?

I don't see you for a day, like every other autumn.

I used to read literary works, I didn't see each other for a few months, and the hero and heroine kissed very gently, and I felt so romantic at that time!

But after experiencing Zhang Shan, I feel that fairy tales are all lies!

If you and your lover have been separated for a while, I think at the beginning of the reunion after a long absence, you will not be gentle (because Zhang Shan told me that she likes me from wild to docile and tender in the end).

Bitter lovesickness can only be solved with bitter love.

I don't like the author of "If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight", because he can't stand scrutiny. Is there another woman next to you, or is the lover no longer attractive to you?

I prefer the authors of "The clothes and belts are gradually widened and I will never regret it, and I will be haggard for Yi" and "Exquisite dice and red beans, and I don't know if I know it".

Because they live more authentically! flesh and blood.

After a long time, I reluctantly let go, and in each other's eyes, I could still see the eyes of each other's affectionate wolves.

"Well," I said, "when will I be alone with you again?"

"Hmph, think beautiful!" my girl scolded softly, "You think I don't know what you want to do?"

"What are you doing?" I asked the teacher seriously.

"Hee-hee, I won't tell you. "Suddenly I found that beautiful women like to use maybe, you guess, don't tell you to answer.

Professor Fang, I finally know who is the most talented in statistics?

My dear little beauty Zhang Shan.

The words she often puts on her lips are almost all specific applications of probability!

"So what is probability? Teacher Qingqing, teach again, I am stupid students. “

"Remember, why are you so stupid? You ask me if I love you, and my answer is: I don't tell you, you guess, 90% probability? maybe, 100% love you? maybe, I don't love you at all? (annoying), maybe!"

I won't discuss the probability with you, I can't play with you.

I want to use Newton's precise positioning of classical mechanics against quantum mechanics, which is never measured by beauty.

"Hey, I just realized today that you're a rascal. "I was very surprised, and I had a confused look.

"You scoundrel, why am I a hooligan?"

Kuaishou has been set up to my thigh, ready to perform the Nine Yin Pinching Meat Hand, which is said to be a super martial art that has been lost for a long time.

Alas, the rivers and lakes are going to be bloody again!

I turned to the side and said solemnly, "Where do you want to go? I mean, to talk about life and ideals with you alone! ”

"Hahaha!" Seeing her annoyed and angry, I finally couldn't help it and laughed heartily.

"You're just giggling, you're a big hooligan. "My thighs finally got a reflex after a few seconds.

Just like a 3-meter-tall man, you put a needle in his foot, and after 1 week he feels pain, bends down, and there is no wound on his foot.

I thought about it for another week.

Sometimes I wonder, with Zhang Shan, why are buddies always the dwarf of the giant of language action?

My mouth is fast, but I can't stand the girl's hand!

A woman in love has a low IQ, but a man in love is slow to react?

Now that there is no one, I can finally use the word: flirting for a while. It wasn't until the cough came that she told me that her parents were in for a treat that night, both relatives and friends.

"Oh, then you can accompany them well, and it is rare to return to China once. ”

I hurriedly expressed my position, knowing that no matter how beautiful the night is tonight, I will have no fun, so it is better to be generous.

Wait! I finally understood the helplessness of the author of "If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight", because I almost uttered the words that he often hung on his lips.

"Hehehe, are you uncomfortable?" she asked softly, looking at my disappointed and nostalgic expression.

Even if you can't be alone, it's better to be together than to be alone.

"Yes! I'm so sick that I'm going to die!" I declared loudly.

"Hehehe, sometimes, I find you like a child. She came over and hugged me, her body snuggled into my arms, "Mom and Dad asked you to go with you, you are the protagonist tonight!"

"Ahh