Chapter 588: Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger
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"Don't come here!" Ye Tian's face was frightened, like a child who met the big bad wolf in the primeval forest, that kind of fear from the heart, which made the little policeman more complacent, it seems that this guy is just a paper tiger, he was still hard-mouthed just now, and now he is scared into a mess. γγ!
"Grandson, it's too late, if you call me a few times grandpa, maybe you will be less tortured!" said the perverted little policeman.
"Hehe, grandson, hurry up, or don't blame our brothers!" A few guys behind the little policeman shook a small electrified baton in their hands and said with a cruel smile, they are often with this little man surnamed Mao, and their hearts are more or less perverted.
"Wait a minute......"
When the little policeman raised his hand and was about to give Ye Tian a moment, Ye Tian said with three points of tremor and seven points of trembling. Abe Special Forces 588
"Hurry up if you want to shout, Grandpa, I don't have much patience!" said the little policeman with a playful smile.
"Are you sure that even if I scream in my throat, no one outside will hear me?"
The policemen who Ye Tian asked were about to go crazy, and then they all squatted down with a smile, feeling that they had heard the most ridiculous joke in the world, and their eyes were full of unremitting and sarcasm, and at the same time, they also felt that Ye Tian was asking how naΓ―ve and idiotic he was, as long as a person could think that this was an interrogation room, it was impossible to hear it outside, and these little policemen all had the same idea in their hearts, this grandson should not be a fool, his brain was broken, this kind of person boss actually values it so much, I really can't figure it out.
"I've never seen an idiot like you, this is an interrogation room, the sound insulation effect is not something you can imagine, and at the same time, there are ten people screaming wildly, and you can't hear a little sound outside!" After laughing wildly, a guy with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks wiped his tears and forced a smile from the bottom of his heart to say.
"Well, then I'm relieved!" Ye Tian often took a breath and muttered in a low voice, although the voice was very small, but it was still heard by these policemen, these guys were stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but continue to laugh, they have seen all kinds of people over the years, Ye Tian's best is the first time he has encountered it, he has the two extremes of human nature, I really don't understand how there can be such a person, in their eyes, this person is almost sent by God to amuse them.
"What are you relieved of?" asked the little policeman surnamed Mao once again holding back a smile and holding his stomach as he laughed so hard that his stomach began to hurt a little.
"Well, if I can't hear it outside, I can teach you grandsons a little lesson!" Ye Tian also said with a harmless smile.
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"Brother Mao, is this grandson stupid, or mentally ill, if he is mentally ill, it is not light!" said the guy with the sharp mouth and cheeks.
"Well, I think so, but this grandson has made my brother happy for so long, so let's keep him an arm, lest people say that we are inhumane, and we won't even let go of a psychopath!" Brother Mao finally stopped laughing and said, in his life dictionary, this is the first time to exert such a loving spirit.
"Let's do it, hurry up and get a good rest for a day, and go to the harem when it's over, I heard that there are a few new princesses there, which is quite good!" The policeman known as Brother Mao continued, his time is tight, he dares to fight jackals, tigers and leopards during the day, and often follows the beasts at night, this is Brother Mao's life.
"Received!" The electric batons that the policemen should have smashed on Ye Tian's body smashed down again.
"Ah......h
The screams resounded throughout the interrogation room, the sound of electric shocks continued, and the screams came and went, all of which were men's screams.
The little policeman who had already turned around and went to the interrogation table suddenly felt that this voice didn't seem right, and then turned around and looked, and was immediately stunned!
His brain couldn't react a little, what's wrong, is there a hallucination, the one who was clicked was not Ye Tian who was trapped on the tiger bench, but his followers, how could this be possible, this tiger bench has never been broken free.
"Was it an accident?" Ye Tian, who was originally handchained to the tiger chair, actually said lazily while smoking his cheap cigarette, as if he was just a spectator, everything that happened here had nothing to do with him, these things were done by others.
"How can you ......" Police Mao's heart suddenly swished, and he couldn't even say a complete sentence with his eyes wide, which was no less than living a ghost in the middle of the day for him, and it was an unbelievable thing.
"What can't you?" Ye Tian walked to the interrogation table step by step, and said with a smile that made people's hearts tremble. Abe Special Forces 588
"I!" Police Mao can get to this point, not only is he ruthless, but more because he has quite a brain, in less than half a minute, he has completely understood, he has met a master, this time it should be completely planted, the person who can untie the handcuffs and shackles of the tiger chair with a flick of his fingers can be the person he parries.
"Hey, do you think I'm an idiot, and keep asking if there will be a sound here?" Ye Tian walked to Police Officer Mao and said lightly.
"Can I untie this *** shackle without asking so many words, I am also a human being, not a god!" Ye Tian then said, hearing this, Police Officer Mao really wanted to slap himself a few times, and finally put himself on the hook by playing with others.
"The four of you, in teams of two, just break one of each other's arms and legs, or I'll let your limbs rest, oh, by the way, and that guy with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, I hate you, you love to talk so much, I think it might be better if you don't have teeth, how to do it, you should know! Thirty seconds for the time limit!" Ye Tian turned his head and said to these guys who had temporarily recovered.
"As for you, you keep saying that you want to break my limbs, I thought about it, in my life, everyone who said a cruel word to me seems to have suffered corresponding retribution, and a large number of people have also piggybacked a little interest, well, I want your limbs!" Ye Tian pulled out a chair on the interrogation table and leaned on it and said indifferently.
"Big brother, I don't know Taishan with my eyes, you always let me go, no, you are my grandfather, you let go of my grandson, I still have an eighty-year-old mother at home......" Police Officer Mao sat down on the interrogation table in fright, and said with trembling lips.
"Hey, in fact, there are eighty-year-old people in my family, and in another ten years, my grandfather will be, uh, fifteen seconds have passed, are you waiting for lunch?" Ye Tian pretended to put a pair of teachers on the interrogation table and shouted.
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