Chapter 311: An Unprecedented Dou Lian
The scene was somewhat quiet.
No one expected that this couplet really made He Xiao come out.
Especially Liu Xiangchun, at this time, it can be said that it is difficult to ride a tiger, he does not want to give up this ink treasure, and he does not want to be embarrassed, making people laugh, and he is very entangled.
As far as the eye can see, his face has turned the color of pork liver.
Some people laughed when they didn't like to see the excitement, which made Liu Xiangchun even more embarrassed.
Not far away, the old man Tao, who was sitting with his hands down, saw the situation of his apprentice, and displeasure surged between his eyebrows.
Anyway, Liu Xiangchun is also his disciple, and when he makes a fool of himself at this time, he is naturally disgraced.
"Master Liu, if you don't speak, I'll take this ink treasure away. β
The corners of He Xiao's mouth hooked a faint arc, and he grabbed the true handiwork of Xu Yinhong and was about to take it away.
Liu Xiangchun was anxious, he hunted geese all day long, and was finally pecked in the eyes by geese, but he was still unwilling.
At this time, he had a flash of inspiration, and hurriedly said: "Wait!"
"Although I promised to take away the ink treasure when I came out of the next couplet, but I said that it was a literati in our circle, you are a singer, and you don't know how to get into this banquet, so naturally you are not qualified to take this ink treasure!"
Liu Xiangchun had made up his mind to be a scoundrel, and his face was unwilling to let He Xiao take Mobao.
He Xiao frowned, and the faces of the people around him were also a little dull, such a way of backtracking was too stinky.
Yang Xuening immediately raised a pair of willow eyebrows, and said crisply: "Why don't you talk so much, you are a lot of age, and you are still playing a scoundrel?"
"It's too much. Liao Yuqing is also helping.
It was he who brought He Xiao to this party, so he naturally shared the same hatred.
Some of the people around also shook their heads, Liu Xiangchun's move was too petty and did not fit his name as Master Liu.
Liu Xiangchun has already let it out, and he doesn't care what others think of him at the moment, anyway, this ink treasure is resolutely not allowed out.
Nearly 10 million things, the future valuation is even more limitless, how can you give it up.
Take 10,000 steps back, even if it is really won away, this person must not be He Xiao.
was taken away by a competitor who has always been against Shake Light, and said it and laughed off his big teeth.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it's not that I, Liu Xiangchun, are backsliding, but he is indeed not a person in our circle, not even a literati, if he takes away the ink treasure that belongs to our literary circle, it will be a slap in the face of our literary circle!"
Liu Xiangchun simply pulled the entire literary circle to play a scoundrel, and some people were really shaken by his words and began to frown.
In the middle seat, Master Tao nodded, and said unhelpfully: "That's the case." β
Feng Yansheng glanced at him, didn't speak, and silently took a sip of tea.
Seeing that Old Man Tao had spoken, some of the people around him who were holding stinky feet seconded the proposal, and He Xiao was staring.
Then he was suddenly relieved, stepped forward and said, "I want to ask you, the Beijing Writers Association, is it considered a part of the literary circle?"
As soon as these words came out, there was silence all around.
Calligraphy master Fang Yuping stood up and said: "The Writers Association naturally counts. β
He Xiao cast a grateful look at him and said: "Well, my pen name He Wanrong just received an invitation from the Yanjing Writers Association a few days ago, and now I have joined the association, if you don't believe it, you can go to the official website to check my membership information!"
Hearing this, the surroundings began to be chaotic, and someone really took out his mobile phone to check, and found that the official website did have a registration record of He Xiao.
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At this moment, everyone's expressions began to become subtle, and they all looked at Liu Xiangchun, whose face sank to the bottom of the sea.
This is a second slap in the face......
People are indeed people in the literary circle, and if anyone dares to deny the status of the Writers' Association in this circle, the writers present will have to slap out his front teeth.
Liu Xiangchun was so angry that his face was trembling, when did you join the Writers' Association?
Feeling the gaze that swept across his face, Liu Xiangchun felt very bad, today he really finished the ugliness of this life.
After all, Liu Xiangchun is also a literati and a master of couplets, no matter what he says, this kind of person has always been high-minded, thin-skinned, and can't stand the fingers of others.
"Xiaoyou, it seems that this is a misunderstanding, and Xiang Chun didn't mean it, so let's do it, I'm in charge, and the two of you take a step back. β
At this time, a vicissitudes of life and a majestic voice sounded, and it was Old Man Tao who spoke.
He Xiao wanted to say "Why are you in charge", but he still held back, because Old Man Tao is very powerful in the literary world, and his family is not ordinary, and his son is a real person in the system.
"Old man, how do you want us to retreat?" he asked, after a moment's silence.
I only heard the old man Tao smile and said: "I won't count the question just now, it's all an oolong, let Xiang Chun come up with a few more questions, if Xiaoyou can answer it, this ink treasure is my decision, give it to Xiaoyou, Xiang Chun dares to play a scoundrel again, I will break his dog's leg!"
Old Man Tao said this beautifully, but in fact, every step is a pit, not much more civilized than Liu Xiangchun.
In one sentence, the previous things have been covered, and there are a few more questions, and all the answers are considered to win.
Everyone can only sigh in their hearts, this old man Tao is going to protect Liu Xiangchun to the end, it seems that the ink treasure is really precious, otherwise it would not make the master and apprentice lose their faces and do such an act.
"What an old rascal who can say pretty things. βγ
Yang Xue puffed up her cheeks and remembered the sentence - hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated.
"Mr. He, let's not compare, just don't come here!"
She pulled the corner of He Xiao's clothes and wanted to go with him.
He Xiao shook his head, he didn't believe in this evil in his heart, and puffed up his chest and said:
"Okay, according to what Mr. Tao said, a word is decided!"
He wanted to convince Liu Xiangchun and give away this ink treasure.
When the people around saw this, they were all stunned, and then shook their heads.
In the end, he is still young and vigorous, and he can't hold his breath.
You can know with your toes that Liu Xiangchun must have been prepared this time, how could he still come up with a simple question? I am afraid it will be difficult to come up with the correct answer again.
Liao Yuqing was also anxious, feeling that He Xiao was too presumptuous, and he couldn't stand the agitation of Old Man Tao, so he completely fell into the trap of others.
Liu Xiangchun was even more happy, and said in his heart, "Do you really dare to come? The last time you answered the next couplet, it was a fluke, and you really think that you are the master of the couplet? Good luck is not always there.
He Xiao dared to fight again, and Liu Xiangchun was in the arms, after all, he was also the second person in the Huaguo Yinglian, and he had been immersed in this road for many years, and he was completely sure that He Xiao would not be able to answer a question.
Old Man Tao said with satisfaction: "In this case, Xiang Chun will ask the question, everyone can also take a look together, whoever answers can take away the color head." β
"Good. Liu Xiangchun narrowed his eyes, stood in front of the table, and said loudly: "My upper link is - Li beats the carp, the carp sinks to the bottom, and Li Shen carp floats!"
The voice fell, and there was silence all around, and everyone was thinking.
This couplet is unusual, with the same words and the same sound, full of mysteries, and it is very difficult to answer.
Even those who are proficient in this way will probably have to ponder for a while before they can come up with an answer.
He Xiao was silent for a while, and the couplets he had seen appeared in his heart, and countless flipping through the pictures passed by, and the answer suddenly blurted out.
"The wind blows the bees, the bees flutter on the ground, the wind breathes the bees fly!"
Everyone was stunned.
Right?
So fast?
Liu Xiangchun's eyes were surprised, and Old Man Tao was also stunned and put down the tea.
"Okay, take my second question, Shanglian: If there are insects in the water, then it will be turbid, if there are fish in the water, then it will be fishing, and the water will be water, and the rivers and lakes will be Miaomiao!" This question is not simple, the words are split and the words are overlapped, and the compound words are all in it, and it is even more difficult to get it right.
Many people are too big to think about.
Seeing this, Liu Xiangchun couldn't help but show a proud smile at the corner of his mouth, but before this smile completely spread, He Xiao spoke.
"This question is not difficult, the wood is the foundation, the wood is the end, the wood is the wood, the pine and cypress are in the forest!
The people around them were petrified.
Old Man Tao also twitched his eyelids.
"So fast?" Liao Yuqing was stunned, He Xiao didn't say anything about the seamless connection, and the speed was so fast that it made people smack.
Liu Xiangchun doesn't believe in evil anymore: "Wind and rain, warm and cold, looking for everywhere!"
He Xiao said calmly: "Yingying Yanyan, flowers and leaves, Qingqing twilight!"
Liu Xiangchun began to sweat, "One big Qiao, two small Qiao, three inches of golden lotus and four inches of waist, five boxes and six boxes of colorful colors, eight points and nine points and ten points of Xinjiao!"
He smiled as steady as an old dog: "In nineteen months, eight minutes into a circle, seven jinshi and six returns, five watches, four drums and three sounds, two Qiao and Da Qiao occupy alone!"
Liu Xiangchun was anxious: "Ten thousand tiles and thousands of bricks, a hundred days will cause a cross temple!"
He Xiao took his hand: "One boat and two oars, three people cross the Sitong Bridge!"
The people around me looked stupid.
Then an inexplicable feeling of refreshment rose from the bottom of my heart.
Because I've never seen such a wonderful doulian!
It's so hearty!
Liu Xiangchun was completely confused, who the hell is the master of the couplet?
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Ya's mouth is open, this speed is too fast!
Even Old Man Tao couldn't hold his breath, he had never seen such a genius with such attainments.
"Don't come to the thief, come to the Tao!" Liu Xiangchun couldn't hold on, this was the last link in his hand, and the difficulty was not small, and it was a different word and the same sound, so someone else had to think about it.
He Xiao didn't think about it, and replied when he opened his mouth: "My next link is - idlers are exempted, and virtuous people are entered!"
"Poof".
Liu Xiangchun sat directly on the ground this time.