Chapter 15: All the Way East
Zhang Kuan laughed when he heard Wu Zheng say this. That's bullshit theory that you said, that you did a lot of good things in your last life, that you can do anything wrong in this life, that you did a lot of bad things in your last life, that you deserve to be unlucky in this life, that you say so, that murderers don't have to worry about it, that they can run away, that they will have their own retribution in the future, that people don't reap the rewards of heaven."
When Wu Zheng heard this, he announced the Buddha's name, and Song Jia was also full of displeasure. Why do you keep raising the bar with the master? People don't say the same thing, okay?"
Zhang Kuan looked disdainful." It's one thing, he comes and goes, doesn't that mean that, it's all some foolish words, if you want to say that there is cause and effect, those great monks who wear robes but give light to the young ladies, why is there no cause and effect?"
Zhang Kuan said something on the news not long ago, in fact, it was a monk prostitution.
Sure enough, Wu Wu's face was a little ruddy, and he pronounced a Buddha name, and said to Zhang Kuan: "Senior brother, you may have misunderstood. The phenomenon you mentioned is only a few. If you have heard the story of the demon king Bo Xun, you will understand."
Before Zhang Kuan could reply, Song Jia clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay, the master wants to tell a story again, and the stories of Buddhism are very interesting."
Wu Zheng opened his mouth and said: "When the Buddha attained Nirvana, the demon king Bo Xun told him, after you die, I will break your Dharma, the Buddha said, you can't break my Dharma, the Demon King said, I ordered my descendants, wear your robe, learn your Dharma, but do devilish things, you can break your Dharma, the Buddha can only cry when he hears it."
After the story was over, Song Jia looked curious. That's it, but what is the story about?"
Wu was about to answer, and Zhang Kuan smiled. Oh, they are also cultivators, and those monks who were arrested for consecrating the young lady are the descendants of the demon king, and those who consecrated the young lady and were not caught, are serious cultivators."
Wu Zhengyan could not hear the sarcasm in Zhang Kuan's words, but in the spirit of a monk, he didn't care about it, and just persuaded him: "Senior brother, you have a deep Buddha relationship, and it is better to have less ostomy karma, otherwise it will affect your cultivation."
"Shout, I'm a deep Buddha." Zhang Kuan turned his head to look while driving. What do you mean, I have a relationship with the Buddha, or do I want to become a monk in the future?"
"The Buddha is deep, it means that you have a high level of understanding, if you learn Buddhism, your cultivation will grow quickly, and you are a person with great wisdom." That's what Satoru said.
Zhang Kuan was impatient." Then do I want to be a monk or not?"
Wuzheng then put ten and said, "This cause and effect has its own definite number, I can't say for sure."
Zhang Kuan snorted. I'm afraid you can't say it, you don't dare to say it, I'll tell you today, in my life, not only do I not have the slightest fate with the Buddha, but I also have an enmity with the Buddha.
Wu Zheng will merge again." Amitabha."
Song Jia is in the back airway." You're too good, the master is so good, he doesn't offend you, and no matter how you open and close your mouth, it's going to hurt others."
Zhang Kuan gave him a blank look." Whoever told him to run around and fool around, he was really blind, who you fooled was not good, he came to fool me, you said that you monks, usually have nothing to do, go to work in the fields, help the peasant uncle lighten a little burden, sit in the shade all day long, fish and mingle, I'm a farmer's son, and I can have a good impression of you."
"The happiness of other people's officials, that's what people climb up step by step, what about you, you don't have to do anything, just wait for the food to be delivered to your mouth, what qualifications do you have to be praised and worshiped by the world."
Zhang Kuan was in a hurry, and Wu Zheng proclaimed the Buddha's name again." Senior brother, I'm afraid you're angry when you say that, and the monk is not what you think."
Zhang Kuan cut it. I heard that you also have a monk who goes to the lake to play with the boat and says that he is a fake monk after being caught in the bag. Haha. I laughed to death. This trick is very useful. Once there is a scandal within the organization, the person concerned must be a temporary worker, and the same is true for monks.
Wu Zheng was speechless after listening, and could only chant the Buddha in a low voice.
"Senior brother, you have prejudices against people who practice Buddhism, no matter what I say, you are prejudiced, since this is the case, I won't say anything, I just hope that you, senior brother, will stop slandering my Buddha."
Zhang Kuan snorted and said, "What if I slander, you dare to beat me."
Wu Zheng said, "I don't dare, I can't beat you, but if you slander my Buddha again, I'll break the glass in front of you." Wu Zheng said, pointing to the windshield in front of him, and, I don't know when, this monk has an extra wooden fish in his hand.
Zhang Kuan was happy to see this." It's not that you have compassion for your family, how can you be like a scoundrel."
Enlightenment said: "Amitabha, the Buddha has hundreds of millions of incarnations, and there are also hundreds of millions of appearances, and the scoundrel appearance is also a kind of Buddha, which is specially used to restrain the scoundrel."
Zhang Kuan was furious and said angrily: "Bald donkey, who are you scolding a scoundrel?"
Satoru was surprised. Why is my mouth dirty, I have already said that you are not allowed to insult my Buddha." After speaking, he will smash the glass with a wooden fish.
Zhang Kuan hurriedly said: "I'm not scolding the Buddha, I'm scolding you, the Buddha didn't say I'm a scoundrel, why do you say I'm a scoundrel."
Gosho stopped. It's not you and I who have the final say, you can go back and ask the two female donors who are the scoundrels."
Zhang Kuan looked back at Mrs. Song's mother and daughter, and her face was dark. Who is the scoundrel."
Mrs. Song, Song Jia, naturally didn't dare to say that Zhang Kuan was a scoundrel.
Unexpectedly, Wu was in the co-pilot and said, "If you don't say it, it doesn't mean that you don't agree.
Zhang Kuan said: "I rely on, and then said: "If you smash the windshield, not only will you and I suffer, but also the two female donors in the back.
Satoru sighed when he heard this. In fact, even if you insult me and scold me, I won't really smash the glass, but after all, you insult me as a Buddha.
Zhang Kuan was beaming." So what are you going to do?"
Wu Zheng took out a signature pen from the yellow bag and unscrewed the cap. If you insult my Buddha again, I will copy the Diamond Sutra in your car. As he spoke, he reached out and drew something on the front windshield.
Zhang Kuan looked sideways, and his stomach hurt with anger, and Wu Zheng drew a swastika symbol on the windshield with a black pen, which was particularly conspicuous.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Kuan said angrily.
Wuzheng is not in a hurry or impatient." You're too hot, I'll draw you a Buddhist mark, and I'll remind you to be calm when things happen."
"Calm down, you sister." Zhang Kuan took the rag and wiped it. Who knew that the handwriting had been air-dried and solidified, and he couldn't wipe it off. Believe it or not, I'll hit you."
Wu Zheng raised his head, Amitabha, and looked at Zhang Kuan calmly. Senior brother, even though you are so fierce and angry on the surface, you can't hide the kindness and peace in your heart.
Zhang Kuan was stunned when he said this, and thought about it. That's not for sure. Some flies are buzzing around all day long, and it's annoying. I can't guarantee I won't slap them to death."
Wu Zheng smiled, if the sun was shining." Luckily, I'm not a fly."
Zhang Kuan was stunned again, and then frowned. How can there be such a scoundrel in the monks?"
"Amitabha." Wu Zheng said, "Senior brother, I said that the Buddha has billions of incarnations, billions of appearances."
"Billions of your sisters." Zhang Kuan said, pointing to the swastika on the windshield and saying, "If I can't get this thing today, I'll pick your skin."
"Amitabha, brother, why are you so persistent, the Buddha is related to you, why don't you accept this fact?"
"Because of your sister, there are seven or eight old women, and four or five people have been killed.
"Amitabha, it seems that you are a great traitor, and the more you are like this, the more you have to cultivate the Buddha.
"Resolve your sister, if you push you again, I'll throw you down."
Wu Zheng closed his eyes, bowed his head, and said, "Amitabha."
Zhang Kuan drove the car, and the more he looked at the symbol on the windshield, the more angry he became.
I thought that the rest of the journey would be able to pass safely, but unexpectedly, Wu was just at the end of the end, took out a kettle from the yellow baggage, and asked Zhang Kuan with concern. Brother, take a sip."
Zhang Kuan said directly: "Get out, who is your senior brother."
Song Jia in the back couldn't hold back anymore and opened his mouth to support Wuzheng." Why don't you know what to do? The master gave you water for your own good, how can you curse people?"
Zhang Kuan didn't say anything, but Wu Zheng turned his head and explained with a smile. It's okay, it's okay, senior brother has not yet had the opportunity, and when the opportunity comes, he will naturally become a person with great wisdom and great ability."
Zhang Kuan became angry when he heard his noise, and as soon as the steering wheel hit, he drove to the side of the road.
Wu Zheng was helpless, so he got out of the car and sat in the back seat with Mrs. Song. Song Jia sat in the co-pilot. That's right, Xiangche Beauty, a great enjoyment of life."
The car drove onto the highway again.Zhang Kuan's hands and feet were not honest.Often by hanging gear.His hand touched Song Jia's thigh.Song Jia's thigh was provoked.Song Jia retreated to the side again and again.Rolled his eyes.
Zhang Kuan, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he Do you know what Uncle Song told me today? He said let you marry me."
Song Jia was furious when she heard this. You can die if you don't talk nonsense."
Zhang Kuan was bored, so he kept silent, but Wu Zheng, who was behind, stretched his head out again. Senior brother, listen to me, you have a relationship with the Buddha, sooner or later you will become a person of great wisdom and great ability, don't make a mouth now, you should be cautious in your words and deeds, praise more and complain less, so that you can accumulate virtue."
"Get out." Zhang Kuan slapped the steering wheel and said angrily.