Chapter 162: Chef Kaede is going to appear
"Nima won't be a chili pepper again, right?" Liu Liang was frightened and didn't dare to move.
Li Feng smiled. "Don't worry, it's honey. β
"Honey?" A few people were stunned and rubbed it was really sweet.
"It's okay, I'm really scared of chili oil. Liu Liang said with a smile.
"But why smear honey" Several people looked at Li Feng with puzzled expressions, Li Feng didn't understand what it meant.
"Let's do our best," Li Xiao's cousin said with a smile.
"And this is the head, but it's a pity that there is no chili oil, otherwise it will tease the bridesmaids," Liu Liang muttered.
"Hehe, the chili oil is a little bit without pickle water. Li Feng sniffled, this smell was absolutely right. "Brothers, the time has come for us to have revenge and revenge. β
"What do you mean?"
"Hahaha, let's take the guy and wipe it. β
Li Feng grabbed the gourd water scoop on the side and threw one by one. "You can touch the pickle water in the bucket on the side, right?"
"Except for my uncle, everything else is fine. The Li brothers said with a smile.
"Pickle water?"
A few people sniffed together. "Nima, what is this, it stinks worse than stinky tofu. β
"Stinky tofu is a ball, this pickled vegetable water is at least five years old cured cabbage, the cured cabbage is pickled and melted, you say it doesn't stink, this thing can't be removed for three or two days. Li Feng said with a smile. "Hurry, the bride and bridesmaids will be coming in a moment. β
"Don't make too much trouble. β
The prime minister in charge of the reception here said with a smile. "Young people have fun, don't be annoyed. β
"Uncle, don't worry, we all know the rules, and we don't touch them. Li Feng said with a smile.
"That's good, that's good. β
[What do you call three don't touch?]
[Yes, let's talk about it]
Guo Zheng and the others also looked at Li Feng like this. "You think, girls can't touch those places, I won't go into details, everyone understands. β
"I kind of don't get it. Liu Liang smiled.
"If you want to be taken off cartoon panties, you try. Guo Zheng smiled.
"Except for the three don't touch the rules, everyone else makes trouble casually" Li Feng smelled the cabbage water, it stinks.
"It's coming. β
"Let's go, brother. β
"Ahh β
"What's that? β
As soon as Zhang Xiaoxiao and the others entered the door, they felt that their faces were wiped off, and when they thought about what they and the others had just done at the bride's house, they were stunned for a moment, and they didn't dare to wipe it. "Mom, it stinks. β
"Hahaha. β
Liu Liang laughed a few times, this thing really stinks, Nima is fortunate that men don't care. "Come, let's try the preserved vegetable cake. β
"Pickled cabbage?"
"Kaede, what's it?"
Li Feng took a look. "Cakes made with water and noodles with just cured vegetables, and preserved vegetable paste soup. β
"Nima, can you eat this?"
"The bride must eat it. Li Feng said with a smile. "This is the custom here, first bitter and then sweet, you taste it, the preserved vegetable cake tastes good. β
[Kaede has started to deceive people again]
[Do you guess if I'm poor B will be fooled]
[Unless you are a fool, you will be fooled, I am a poor B]
[Hahaha, it turns out that I'm a poor B and still watching the live broadcast]
Li Feng saw Guo Zheng and the others waving their hands again and again, smiled, and took a piece of preserved vegetable cake and stuffed it in his mouth. "Well, it tastes really good, the more stinky it is, the better it smells. β
The main family greeted the lively villagers, everyone smiled and took the preserved vegetable cakes, Guo Zheng and Liu Liang took a look, everyone seemed to be eating. "Can you really eat it?"
"And fake, I used to eat this thing when I was a child. β
Li Feng said with a smile, pickled cabbage that is close to melting, stinky and baked, but it is very delicious. Liu Liang took one and broke it a little and put it in his mouth, his eyes lit up. "It's really, it's very fragrant, it's good. β
Guo Zheng and Ma Rui, Zhu Yihang and a few people took a look, take it, the good guy will kill one after a while. "It's delicious, the first time I ate this, it's a little heavier. β
"Stinks worse than stinky tofu. β
"What kind of soup is that, can you eat it with a slimy paste?"
"When I was a child, I used to eat bibimbap, but it was fragrant, and it was the easiest dish. β
Li Feng said with a smile. "Especially in winter, when there is nothing to eat, grab a handful of stinky preserved vegetables and stir the thin paste with flour, pour it into the pot and boil, and make do with the stinky preserved cabbage paste mixed with rice. β
"Nima, no wonder it's called bitter first and then sweet. β
The daughter-in-law first suffered and then tasted the sweetness when she entered the door, and then she entered the gate, and an old man in the second door sang a ballad with a hen in her hand, and sprinkled rice with her hand, which fell on the bride's head.
"What does that mean?"
γSame questionγ
Li Feng didn't understand very much, and asked the Li family brothers on the side. This is to praise the bride's noble character and so on, hoping that the bride will bring these good qualities into the house. β
"It's funny. β
[This is good. γ
"Send a change of mouth. β
Changed his name to his parents, this is to be a big red envelope, Li Xiao's family is preparing 666, no more, no less.
"I'm finally going to get in the door. β
"It's early, it's time for us to make trouble. β
"Trouble?"
Don't get a few brothers, run over with a burning stick with a smile, and nod in the face of the matchmaker in the family sending team. "I'll go, what's going on?"
"Black matchmakers. β
"Nima, take me one. β
Liu Liang immediately picked up the burning stick, and the burning stick burned half of it, and it was black and full of ash, and the matchmaker's face was black. "Hahaha. The matchmaker dodged and frolicked, and the bride was sent into the house to change her clothes.
"I'll go, Kaede, and take a look at these brothers. β
γDry tobacco pole?γ
[This Nima lights a cigarette, it's going to be finished.] γ
[Fengzi, you are not professional, look at what others have prepared]
Li Feng couldn't cry or laugh, this thing is amazing, my sister-in-law lighting a cigarette is a big pleasure in the cave room, and it can only be a young man who is not married. "Hehe, let's get a cigarette and go to the queue. β
"Don't. β
Li Feng hurriedly stopped, you think this cigarette lighting is fun. "What's wrong?"
"Isn't it just a blowing wind, so that the bride can't light it?" Liu Liang muttered.
Li Feng said with a smile. "In the past, it was no problem, but now with a lighter, the bridesmaids are ready, and the flames of the lighter can burn your half-pulled hair. β
"Nima, so brutal. Liu Liang immediately spartan.
"I'll go, these brothers are already prepared. "This Nima uses a cigarette stick, which is about two feet long, and no matter how awesome the flame of the lighter is, it can't escape two feet of flames.
"Let's get ready to play with our bananas. Liu Liang muttered.
A few bridesmaids will hide in the bridal house and dare not come out, one by one stinking. "It was the groom's classmate who took the lead, I saw it. Chubby girl, said.
Zhang Xiaoxiao's teeth itched. "Lily, what is Li Xiao doing with this classmate?"
"I'm not familiar with it, I heard that it's a college student, and the last time I saw it selling tofu on the street. Zhang Lili remembered that she had seen Li Feng during the Dragon Boat Festival.
"College students go home and sell tofu?" the fat girl pouted. "What a failure. β
"That's right, I'm also a college student, and no matter how bad I mix in the city, I can't go home to sell tofu, it's really useless, and I have no strength. The other bridesmaids were a little dismissive.
Now the rural girls are reluctant to stay in the countryside, and they are all moving towards taking root in the city, and a good college student actually ran home to sell tofu, and a trace of disappointment flashed in Zhang Xiaoxiao's eyes. "Oh, that's right. β
"Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with you?"
The fat girl felt that Xiaoxiao was a little distracted all the way. "It's okay, let's let the groom get some water, it stinks. β
Li Xiao received a call from Zhang Lili and secretly sent a basin of water in, this is a surrender to the enemy. "Fengzi, you guys rest for a while, and we'll have a banquet in a while. β
"Okay. β
Open the spoon to make money, the rural master is to give money before the banquet, to ask for good luck, generally sixty-six is about the same. "What's wrong again?"
"Got a quarrel?"
Li Feng had just sat down, and was attracted by the movement outside.
"Let's go and see, what's the matter?"
[What's wrong with Fengzi, what's going on outside?]
[Go and take a look, it's lively again]
A group of viewers in the live broadcast room were not a big deal, and they were screaming one by one, and Liu Liang couldn't help but want to join in the fun.
"What's the matter, brother?" Li Feng hurriedly ran out, only to see a sturdy middle-aged man holding a spoon on the side of the pot table, and was yelling loudly at the person in charge of hospitality on Li Xiao's side with an unhappy face.
"The master feels that there is little money. Li Xiao's cousin muttered. "This goods will be a splash, if it weren't for the two days of happy events, other masters have been invited, the ghost is looking for him, invite him to cook, two days ago I invited two meals of wine, this will start to think that the money is less money, usually who does not give money like this, sixty-six, please eat at night. β
[I'm not here to help, why do I have to pay for it.] γ
[A village's is too unsophisticated]
[Let's invite the chef, please don't have anything for two meals, at most send some cigarettes and alcohol, it's the first time I've heard that it costs money to invite people from the village to be chefs, and it's too little money]
Liu Liang, Guo Zheng, Ma Rui, and Zhu Yihang didn't understand, Li Feng explained. "Usually when we hold a banquet at home, we invite the chef who can cook in the village to say hello several days in advance, and invite you to have a meal and drink first. β
"Usually these chefs will see the face of a village and rarely refuse, and the host usually sends a case of wine and two packs of cigarettes when he leaves. Li Feng explained. "It's just that I didn't expect that there is a custom here and a spoon to make money. β
"This profit is given casually, not much is exquisite, this person is skinny. The onlookers whispered. "This is to see that Li Xiao's father is honest. β
"Okay, okay, I'll give you another one. "Li Xiao's father doesn't care about such a little money. Xiao Xiao took another red envelope to Master Wang. β
"Give the big one. Zhang Hao took a puff of cigarette and knocked on the big spoon. "Otherwise, I won't cook this meal. β
"Nima, you've gone too far. Li Xiao was angry, damn, I originally asked for good luck for this money, but no one has ever brought a village for money.
"Xiaoxiao, don't talk nonsense, give a big one. Li Xiao's father pushed Li Xiao, this will change the chef and there is nowhere to find it. You can't hang out in a group of guests, and you won't be looking for this person next time you have something.
"Nima, this product is a bit unauthentic. Liu Liang muttered. "This is a great event, you are a little too much. β
"What's more, the money was originally given by the owner, and this product received a case of wine and half a cigarette yesterday. The villager on the side said. "This goods, I think I saw so many good cars coming to Li Xiao's family, and when Li Xiao's family is rich, I want to make more money. β
"Nima is still involved with us. β
Guo Zheng was speechless. "Fengzi, you go and tell your classmates, I'll transfer someone immediately, I still don't believe that a country cook is. β
[That's right, I almost forgot what the handsome rich family did]
[I'm not happy when I look at this product, dick]
[It's just cooking bare-chested, which is a bit unsophisticated.] γ
"No, I don't. Li Feng smiled and said, "You forgot what I did."
Speaking, Li Feng stepped forward to find Li Xiao and whispered a few words, Li Xiao heard that this was not good, "What, Fengzi is not good, how can you do this if you are a guest, forget it, next time I won't invite this goods." β