John Bull, this is not a hat given to the British by foreigners, it was chosen by the British themselves, derived from the satirical "The Life of John Bull" published by the Scottish writer John Absnott in 1727.

The protagonist of that book, John Bull, is a stocky English gentleman in a top hat, boots, and an umbrella.

Such a disgusting guy suited the essence of the British: the bourgeois regime of those years carried out enclosure movements at home and colonial plundering policies abroad, and the image of John Bull was the full embodiment of Britain at that time.

Later, the arrogant British actually understood the derogatory term "John Bull" into a compliment, and turned it into an image of an accident-ridden doer, and John Bull's behavior has now become the standard behavior of the British.

It's shameless, isn't it, the imperialist colonizers have this face.

Britain is not only a-stirring stick in Europe, but also full of malice towards the whole world!

Like the Gulf War that broke out the year before last, its source was to put it bluntly because of the vicious backhand of the British colonial forces before they left the Middle East, and like the endless conflict between India and Pakistan, which was also a permanent gift left by the British colonizers to the South Asian subcontinent.

Even if you are driven away, it will leave you with a permanent aftermath!

Britain is not only vicious, but the arrogance of the British people and their obsession with history are well known.

The introverted, xenophobic island complex, combined with its small history of controlling a quarter of the world's territory, makes the British character thoroughly full of arrogance!

The arrogance and contempt of the British are not restrained, but are also expressed in everyday language, such as when they describe steaks that are neither good-looking nor tasty as "cooked like the French";

When an Englishman says foul language and asks for forgiveness, he will say, "Please forgive me for using French." John Major, the British Prime Minister at this time, often used this mantra, wondering if President Francois Mitterrand across the Channel would want someone to beat this John in Downing Street into a pig's head.

Of course, that Mitterrand is not a good species, at the end of last year, he sold things that should not be sold to Wanwan, which provoked Huaxia, which will make the relationship between the two countries at a freezing point.

The British also called not telling the French leave, that corruption was "Spanish custom", and so on...

Arrogance penetrates all aspects of the UK, and even international players go to play in the UK's professional leagues, and there is a strange thing called "labor certification" to show the difference of the British Empire.

Coupled with the influence of the widespread aristocratic complex, this John Bull always thinks that he is the first in the world, and deliberately ignores the fact that he has already become the little brother of the United States.

The same is true for the people of the European continent as it is for the rest of the world.

John Bull feels very good about himself, and he looks down on others in his bones, including despising the uneducated nouveau riche of the United States.

The tiger was mailed back to the UK by Boss Ma Airlines before, and at the same time, through a friend, he relayed the warning given by Zhang Nan on the phone, but the other party obviously didn't care, and deliberately did it!

At this time, Guan Xingquan, who was also on the side, asked, "Does that auction house know the cause and effect?"

Zhang Nan smiled, "I know, the Canterbury Auction House in Kent, England, is a little famous, and he especially likes to auction Chinese cultural relics." Just sell, don't ask where you come from.

Huh..."

smiled a little gloomily, signaled, and asked the bodyguard to take Yasuko Sawaguchi to the side to shoot the target, and then said: "Andrei went to the Caribbean with his family for a vacation a few days ago, inform Pavel and Joseph to come to the manor at night, and let them do it in a few days." ”

"What, you want to blow up the auction house?"

Xiang Weirong said.

Zhang Nan lit a cigarette for himself, and only after taking a puff did he say: "No, the last time I started a war with Anglo American, the relationship with Downing Street was a little tense, and they are not stupid.

There is also the matter of Turkey that has been separated from us, but I doubt that there must still be, and the target of going to the UK to set off firecrackers in the near future is too big.

I think that more than 100 years ago, John Bull was not polite when he burned our Old Summer Palace, and this time I want to change the trick. ”

How to change?

"I said that I was going to kill that Colonel Harry Evans that day, and I said I was going to do it.

But let's not rush, take your time, the whole family will die before filming, and public opinion is not good.

I want to send someone to the UK to wreak havoc first, so that Uncle Sa or the IRA will take the blame. ”

Xiang Weirong shook his head, "It's not an explosion yet." ”

"No, let's not play with bombs, I'm going to set it on fire. Brother-in-law, if I set fire to the British Museum, what do you think of this idea?"

"Not good!

There are a lot of Chinese cultural relics in it, and there is no place to see them if they are burned. ”

Zhang Nan shrugged his shoulders, "Brother-in-law, even if the whole world knows that those were snatched by the British, do you say that in our lifetime, they will return the things to us?"

Impossible, that's their glorious history, or a pillar of shame for us to see!

It's a pity that the mustache didn't cross the English Channel in the first place, otherwise after being swept away by the Red Army, these things could have been in our hands.

I don't think there will be a chance to sweep the British Isles in the future, and I don't think I'll have that stuff over there. ”

Xiang Weirong stared at his brother-in-law and said more seriously: "Your thinking is a bit extreme, harming others and yourself, can you do it?"

In the evening I asked Pavel their opinion, and I will take care of the affairs of England, and that the auction house and the descendants of Evans of the dog-day will be punished, but not in any way.

That's it, you just think too much sometimes!"

Xiang Weirong rarely interfered with his brother-in-law's decisions, but what Zhang Nan said just now obviously couldn't be done, and some of his brains were so hot that he braked him without hesitation!

Touching the chin of the man who forgot to shave this morning, Zhang Nan said: "If you don't burn, you won't burn, well, it seems to be a little self-aggrandizing, then this matter will belong to you, brother-in-law." ”

"If you say you're not in a hurry, we're not in a hurry.

Let the Red Devil send a few people to prepare first, isn't there still three months left for the auction? By the way, do you want that tiger fry?"

"It's not that I want it, I'm not one more, it's just a face. ”

"Then don't make a face on the surface, and let your secret agent buy it back when the time comes, and then donate it anonymously to the National Museum of China.

Your money can be returned, and it's normal for the Evans family to be a thief if they sell things and have money.

As for the auction house, the sale of things is usually in the hotel conference room, but it always has its own office, and the boss and shareholders cannot be poor.

Don't be in a hurry, take your time, traffic accidents, gas explosions, street robberies, accidental fires, everything can kill people.

If it doesn't work out, a flower pot falling from the sky can kill people.

Don't keep thinking about destroying people's homes, you don't have to do it all at once, it's interesting to cut meat with a blunt knife.

It would be nice if those guys could leave the UK for a holiday, and that would be much easier. ”

After listening to Xiang Weirong, Zhang Nan was really casual: it hasn't gotten into trouble with the media, and the problem is just how to crush to death in a fancy way to deal with a few ants who don't know whether to live or die.

If the other party dares to make it public, it will be different, and immediately send someone to secretly tie up the other party, and Downing Street will not be in a rut!

Do you want to let yourself go?

What's wrong, your people are missing and it's my business, do you think you're the world's policeman?

Lao Tzu doesn't bird you!

You're going to bite me!

Beware of blowing up your Downing Street and Buckingham Palace!

For contradictions at the civil level, it is best for the country not to participate, at least Zhang Nan has the strength to keep Washington from pulling sides, and that is also for their own interests.

As for the British themselves, arrogance is shouting, and they simply cannot withstand the revenge of a super-rich man who is a little crazy and powerful.

It is impossible to destroy the British, but it is trivial to make your British native chickens fly and dogs jump - the simplest thing is not to do it yourself, let the arms dealers on the Russian side provide some advanced Russian-style equipment to the Irish Republican Army that has not yet compromised, and the British Isles will be restless!

A group of peripheral bodyguards who ran to buy a semi-automatic AK just now came back, Xiang Weirong walked over to guide them to practice new tricks, and Zhang Nan also planned to practice again and have fun.

I didn't think that Guan Xingquan whispered to him on the side: "I said, your burning down of the British Museum is definitely a bad idea."

But... I think the idea of setting fire is good, we always have explosions in front of us, the target is too big, and it is almost finalized.

As soon as there is a big bomb, the whole world will be the first to think about whether it will be us who did it, this is not good.

When the museum burns down, the whole world will jump out and talk crookedly, I think, it is okay to go to Buckingham Palace when the opportunity is right.

One report and one report, suitable!

And it's the easiest palace in the world to get into after closing, and it's easier than the Forbidden City, where none of us live. ”

Zhang Nan was stunned for a moment and said, "Brother Guan, are you so angry today?"

Guan Xingquan smiled coldly and said, "Xiaoli, they won't tell you about the white eyes they suffered in the UK, Le Yun told me that when I went shopping with her, I could feel the colored glasses of those Brits." ”

I visited the Buckingham Palace, studied it by the way, and it can be said that it is almost unfortified.

By the way, Andre and I also said this when we were chatting, if you want to enter Buckingham Palace, it will be as safe as your own backyard, anyone can go in, just take it a little leisurely and don't find out. ”

"Kind of interesting!

However, Brother Guan, the British and French forces did not burn Cixi to death, if a fire turned the Queen of England into a roast chicken, it seems to be a bit too big. ”

"No, you can see the flag there and know that the queen is not at home.

If it weren't for the royal family, she would have died eight hundred times..."

Good!

Buckingham Palace is a fraction of the Old Summer Palace, but it is also a treasure trove of art, and it is difficult to estimate the number and value of the collection of the British royal family.

Guan Xingquan went to visit it on purpose, and he had a computer-like brain, and the number of famous paintings in Buckingham Palace made Zhang Nan have the urge to set fire immediately.

More than 14,000 paintings, more than 5,000 canvases, all works by masters: Rubens, Rembrandt, Vermeer, Holbein, Tindore, Van Diegen, Michelangelo...

It is said that there are more than 900 paintings by Leonardo da Vinci, and it is not known whether they are true or false, and the number of other carved artworks, pottery, porcelain, furniture and miscellaneous antiques is incalculable!

After listening to this, Zhang Nan said: "The flag is a bit of an impression, the flag hanging directly above the palace means that the queen is at home, and if it is a rice flag, it means that the queen is out."

I said, can you really go in?"

Guan Xingquan's eyes twitched, "You look down on people too much, right?"

Not to mention us, there was a guy in '82 who went to Buckingham Palace twice in a month, and the second time he went to the Queen's bedroom, and sat on the bed and talked to the Queen who woke up for more than ten minutes.

We don't talk to her, we just go to set a fire, which is less difficult, and it is definitely easier than not buying tickets to enter the Forbidden City at night. ”

This time it was Zhang Nan's turn to despise Boss Guan, "Do you think it's easy to enter the Forbidden City at night?"

Our ancestors don't know how much better than the British in terms of anti-theft level, and that palace wall is enough for you to climb!"

Nearby "crackling" guns were released, and they were tired of talking.

Walking around the corner, Zhang Nan said again: "Guess what, among the palaces where the royal family still lives in the world, which one is the most difficult to break into?"

I'm talking about a few people, not the kind of people that rush in tanks with large troops, but also excluding dwellings such as holiday castles built on the top of mountains, just the main palace. ”

"I don't know. ”

Guan Xingquan is simple enough, if you don't know, you don't know, who will study that if you have nothing to do.

"The little devil's palace, the one we studied, find a place to use Barrett to name it.

But it's easy to get bullets and cannonballs in, and it's super hard for people to get in, unless they rush in by brute force. ”

"Reason. ”

"Personnel are secondary, the key is the building itself, the traditional Japanese-style castle design, can be regarded as a small devil who has learned from our ancient Chinese city defense experience according to local conditions.

With the moat as the first line of defense, the river is more than 20 meters wide and more than 3 meters deep.

I heard that there have been several times before when someone tried to swim across the moat to enter the Devil's Palace, but as soon as the intruder landed on the bank, he was taken down by the waiting guards.

In addition to the river, the devil's palace also uses large stones to raise the base of the castle, even if you swim through the moat, you have to climb a hill-like castle base, and then climb over the 5-meter-high wall to enter the palace.

This is not over, the ground of the courtyard is paved with fine sand and stone, it is convenient to seep water and prevent waterlogging in rainy days, people will rustle when they walk on it, and it is not good to run, and the guards inside will know if anyone has come in by listening to the footsteps.

They are all learned from our Chinese ancestors, and the boulders build pedestals, fine sand and gravel pave the ground, and they all have the function of defending and digging tunnels to enter.

The defense of the ancient city defense is very strong, I don't know how Buckingham Palace is, the defense of the Little Devil Palace is at least more effective than the modern defense system of the White House.

My manor is still largely based on men and technology, but similar to the White House, it is the castle in Austria, where the defense function is the most perfect.

A fence at the bottom of the mountain is the first line of defense, the space after entering is the second line, the third way up the mountain, the fourth line of cliff and fort wall, and the fifth line of security inside.

Unless the plane bombs, even the ghosts can't get in. ”

This Guan Xingquan listened to him and said: "The anti-theft and explosion-proof design of your castle is called madness if it is ugly, I really don't know how afraid you are of death!"

Wang Debiao told me that the outermost circle of the castle manor is all encircled with double-layered alloy steel columns that are five meters high and thicker than an arm.

It is still an anti-tank setting, with anti-tank columns on the outside, and the reinforced concrete base of the base is dug several meters deep, which is stronger than building a dam.

The tank can't rush in, and if you want to cut, it will take half a day to build a safe house for your old house.

Unless it's a blind man who shows you the house, you won't be able to get in.

There are also two entrances, the Russian-made anti-collision gate is not counted, and the electric, hydraulic, and manpower dual-lane anti-tank impact column array on the passage can rush in?

There are also two anti-cut fences on the southeast-facing hillside that people can't get up to at all, and the castle cliff base also has a reverse anti-climbing edge, and the climbing world champion is blinded when he comes.

There are two sections of the base of the winding mountain road that are deliberately heightened, which can be regarded as two city walls, and the opposite side must be monitored, and there is a third anti-impact column array at the turning place.

Not to mention it, Pavel went to see it, and said that unless they used heavy weapons, they would be fine. ”

Zhang Nan pursed his lips and said, "Creativity, Brother Guan, this is called creativity."

The Brits don't know what creativity is, otherwise would you think of burning down their Buckingham Palace?

But now we have to slow down your creativity, it's my turn to persuade you, this will not be so big a contradiction between us and them, wait, one day it's really hot. ”

"Whatever you want, even if you really want to set fire, you have to agree with the squad leader.

Things that harm others and are not beneficial to ourselves, we still do less until we have to. ”

"Cut! I thought you were bold enough to do it without saying a word. ”

"What?" Guan Xingquan was puzzled.

"Didn't you get looked down upon in England? ”

"It's just a café, my ears are smart, and the boss said something discriminatory behind his back. ”

"And then?"

"What else, we'll leave after coffee. ”

"That's it?"

"Do you want to beat someone up? The police station is next door.

However, the café was gone before I returned, and the gas exploded and caught fire. ”

"I'll rub!"

I almost forgot who Guan Xingquan was, this was a super ruthless person who rushed to Jin Province to kill a group of leaders in the coal mine in order to get kickbacks for himself and eliminate hidden dangers, and there was no right or wrong morality for outsiders in his eyes!

At this time, Xiang Weirong walked over, "You two are mysterious, what are you talking about?"

Zhang Nan grinned and said, "It's nothing, just go to India in two days."

Vamar said they had a gathering of the queens and asked if we would be interested in going together. ”

Opening one's mouth is nonsense, and it blinds people without thinking.

"They have a gathering of the king, and it is not appropriate to talk about what we do. ”

"There's nothing wrong with it, we're also a big chieftain of the soil king, even people in Africa welcome it.

Let's talk about it then, the meeting is in the north of India, and I will go and see it when I have time. ”

On December 1, Zhang Nan, who had been at home for a few days, set off for South India: the huge Boeing 747 did not take the Atlantic and European routes, but flew to Hawaii first, refueled and then flew directly to Thiruvananthapuram.

.。 Writing Chinese Network M.