Chapter 570: It Tastes Bad

"Damn, not so fast, right?"

Ji Mo was stunned, of course he wouldn't think that Xia Hua was deliberately hitting himself, with Xia Hua's honesty, what he said was naturally true. ()

"The pirates seemed to dislike the ship as a merchant ship and had little use at sea, so they sold it for several times the price. ”

Xia Hua explained and said.

"Haha! you can't get it back, can you?"

Du Siting laughed out loud after hearing this, she was very happy to see Ji Mo eating deflated.

"Loser, don't you know that I bought it with my hard-earned money?"

Ji Mo opened his mouth to say it, but after he finished speaking, he felt that something seemed wrong.

For a while, Ji Mo, Xia Hua, Du Siting, and Zhu San were all stunned, but the sharpshooter closed his eyes and didn't seem to hear anything.

"Ahem, what's ......?"

Ji Mo just wanted to explain, but the sharpshooter who had been closing his eyes suddenly opened his eyes.

"Attention, the pirates have arrived. ()”

The sharpshooter spoke.

Hearing this, everyone stopped joking and became vigilant.

Sure enough, less than a minute after the sharpshooter finished speaking, the familiar pirate ship sailed in front of Ji Mo and them.

"The boat in front of me listened, stop immediately, it's robbery time. ”

On the pirate ship, there was a line that made Ji Mo feel familiar and funny.

Ji Mo looked at the pirate ship from afar, it turned out that the leader was an acquaintance, Ji Mo said that the line just now was very familiar, it turned out to be the funny pirate when he robbed them last time.

"Hey, Tuse, how are you?"

When Ji Mo saw the funny pirates, he couldn't help but laugh and shout.

"Gotta ...... Ji Mo changed his lines again. ”

Director Zhang, who was filming in the dark not far away, shook his head helplessly, Ji Mo changed a lot of lines last time, but this time he told Ji Mo that he must follow what the script said, but Ji Mo still changed his words.

"Maybe it would work better. (Hunting Heaven)"

After Jie'er heard Director Zhang's words, she comforted Director Zhang and said.

"Hopefully!"

So far, Director Zhang can only say this.

Although there were directors who were ready to make such a movie with funny lines in the past, but later they were afraid of taking risks, so they changed all the funny lines before the release, and Director Zhang could only comfort himself in his heart this time, which can be regarded as a tentative breakthrough for Chinese films.

Looking at the sea again, the comic pirate looked over after hearing Ji Mo's voice, and when he saw that it was Ji Mo, his eyelids jumped.

The last time he was on a merchant ship, Ji Mo once beat him to his knees in the blink of an eye, and the one-eyed pirates may think that they were careless to tease the pirates, but only the tease pirates themselves know that Ji Mo's strength is very strong.

"it, fire. ”

It seems that there is a shadow on Ji Mo, and after seeing that it is Ji Mo, the funny pirate directly ordered to fire without saying a word.

Ji Mo, who was on the merchant ship, was stunned when they heard this, how did this guy do it? He actually fired directly, didn't they come to rob?

"The second master, this can't work!"

But before the pirates could actually release the cannons, one of the pirates ran to stop the comic pirates. ()

"What? Do you want to ask you when I order to open fire?"

Seeing that the pirate actually came out to stop him, the pirate asked angrily.

"Second master, I don't mean that, it is said that there are a lot of good things on the ship opposite, if we fire like this, if we sink that ship, we won't be able to get our hands on it. ”

The pirate quickly explained.

"That's just as well. ”

The combi pirate thought about it, it made sense, but for Ji Mo, he was still a little scared, this time he led the team out, the big boss was not there, and the combi pirate was not sure that he would go up alone to deal with Ji Mo.

But what he didn't know was that the reason why Ji Mo was driven away by the big boss last time and finally jumped ship was not because Ji Mo was afraid of the one-eyed pirate, but just because Ji Mo needed to make a movie.

"So, shoot me around the merchant ship, and give them a little color. ”

In the end, the comic pirates made a decision.

Hearing this, the pirates who had been dissuaded before didn't say much, after all, the Funny Pirates didn't let them directly sink Ji Mo's merchant ship.

Soon, with the preparation of the pirates, several holes were opened in the pirate ship, and several cannon ports were also aimed at Ji Mo's ship.

"Ji Mo, I feel that it is better for you to talk less in the future. ”

Seeing that the other party was really about to open fire, the sharpshooter glanced at Ji Mo and said.

"What's the matter with me?"

Ji looked at the sharpshooter indifferently.

"Your words are too hateful, and before you can say a word, they will order fire. ”

The sharpshooter said helplessly.

"That's it, if you don't say a few words, no one will treat you as a dumb person, if it weren't for my aunt and grandmother and my cultivation to be strong, maybe you would have to be forced to dive like you last time. ”

Du Siting also followed the sharpshooter and said.

After listening to it, Ji Mo wanted to explain that he was diving for the effect of the film, not because he was forced to dive, but after looking at Du Siting's expression of finding fault, Ji Mo still wisely chose to keep silent.

Seeing that Ji Mo didn't speak, Du Siting was not ready to let go of an opportunity to scare him so easily, but before Du Siting could speak, a cannonball had already been fired.

'Bang!'

As the cannonball landed on the right front of Ji Mo's merchant ship, a huge explosion sounded, and Ji Mo's merchant ship began to shake violently on the sea.

"Hurry up and grab something. ”

Under the shaking of the big boat, Ji Mo opened his mouth and shouted.

In fact, without waiting for him to shout, Xia Hua and the others had already found something to grab, their cultivation was strong, but it didn't mean that they could still stand firmly on the boat under such violent shaking.

As one shell after another landed around Ji Mo's ship, the shaking of the big ship became more and more violent.

"I said that I should go to the mafia and get some arms, but if you don't listen, you can only be beaten now. ”

has been bombarded, Du Siting immediately expressed her dissatisfaction.

Before this, she was going to go to the mafia family to buy a batch of sea arms for this merchant ship to load, but Ji Mo and Director Zhang directly denied her idea, and they could only stare dryly when they were beaten by the other party at this moment, which inevitably made Du Siting complain.

Ji Mo was also very unhappy, but he really asked him to change this ship into a battleship or something, did he dare? That would be tracked down by the big men of Huaxia.

Although that would make the play look more real, so many arms appeared at the same time, and a discerning person could see at once that it was a real gun.

It's okay for pirates to say, after all, they are really pirates, but Ji Mo has so many advanced and powerful weapons in their hands, so it's not easy to explain afterwards.

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