At nine o'clock in the morning, Zhang Kuan finished the business meeting, and rushed to the family home of Weiqiao Middle School again with a few sets of sample school uniforms.

After a while, Ruoruo's family came to three female students, all of whom Ruoruo met in school during the summer vacation, in order to highlight the beauty and liveliness of the new school uniform, he also deliberately took a group of shots wearing regular clothes, everyone deliberately dressed themselves in old-fashioned clothes, and then put on new school uniforms, all kinds of bubbles and various shows, and then PS beautification of the photos that came out, not to mention how beautiful they are, Zhang Kuan who saw it doubted, this is still not a school uniform made by Wanyuan?

After filming the girls, the boys' school uniforms Ruoruo couldn't do anything, so let Zhang Kuan figure it out by himself. Zhang Kuan thought for a while, then called Lang Lang and asked him to bring three or four boys over and help him.

Lang Lang was very excited, and he felt that the hero would eventually be useful, and asked at the other end, "How many people are there on the other side?"

Zhang Kuanting listened to a black line, "You don't need to bring a guy, just take a few photos." ”

After a while, Lang Lang came with his three younger brothers, and the new image startled Zhang Kuan. Seeing the four bright green stubble skulls dangling in front of him, Zhang Kuan couldn't cry or laugh, and said that most of the promotional photos of school uniforms in this style would smash the brand.

Unexpectedly, Ruoruo was very satisfied, "This kind of shape is good, a man should have a man's appearance, you look at the handsome guys and stars in Europe and the United States, they are all strong and capable, look at the handsome guys in Asia, all the sissies, you can't look at it." ”

A girl said weakly: "But, the boy of the sissy is very cute." ”

Ruoruo was silent when he heard the words, pushed Zhang Kuan to the room, let him change into a new school uniform, and slightly adjusted his hairstyle, sprayed some gel water, and when he pushed it out again, several girls were stunned, and the girl who liked sissy men exaggeratedly shouted: "Oba, so handsome and stylish." ”

Facing that girl's nymphomaniac, Ruoruo scoffed, "You should say this in a Hong Kong and Taiwan tone, wow, this handsome guy looks so good~, such a girl's image cuteness index will increase tenfold." ”

The girl is a local product of Weiyang City, and she can't hear the ridicule in Ruoruo's words, but she practiced seriously, and kept trying to make a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent, which made everyone laugh.

Lang Lang took the opportunity to say: "Speaking of women, the women in Weiyang City are different from other places, such as the soft girls on TV who eat and say they eat, sleep and sleep, and drink water and drink water. ”

The words made everyone laugh, and the girl realized that she was selling cuteness in the wrong place. In fact, the women in the Guanzhong area are already spicy and bold, and it is impossible to produce a magical creature like a cute girl.

Speaking of Xing, Ruoruo also opened the circle of friends to show everyone a video, a five or six-year-old boy spoke in a delicate tone, dad is better than dad, I want to eat grandma, and then the child's tone became the roughness of the local dialect of Guanzhong, imitating the tone of the adult and yelling, eat Nima's bi, there is noodle soup in the pot.

This video is also the first time I have seen it, and I am smiling and angry, but it vividly summarizes the local people in the Weiyang area, children have been like this since childhood, not to mention adults.

Ruoruo let Lang Lang change his school uniform, repair and dress up a little, and just took a few gangsters into steel-like teenagers, and the effect after the photo came out even they didn't dare to recognize it, and finally sighed sincerely, "The PS tool is so powerful, I didn't expect that I actually have such a masculine and handsome side, it seems that I should keep this hairstyle unchanged in the future." ”

The rest of the matter is waiting for Principal He to go to the Education Bureau to propose, Zhang Wan and a group of boys and girls went out to eat, after all, people have made their own models, and they can't not get no benefits at all.

In the afternoon, a few girls were going shopping, and if Ruo asked Zhang Kuan to teach him LOL, Zhang Kuan couldn't refuse, so he agreed to go to the Internet café to sit together. Lang Lang has to keep up when he sees this, for good reason, as the eldest brother's follower, he must always keep up with the boss's footsteps. Don't you know, this product is also a LOL fan, and when he went up, he asked Zhang Kuan to pay him to open the machine, and said unashamedly that he would sell his life to Zhang Kuan now, and Zhang Kuan would naturally be responsible for food, clothing and play.

Zhang Kuan knew the mentality of the gangsters outside, if it wasn't a last resort, they wouldn't want to be gangsters, after all, they were hungry and full, and they were looked down upon everywhere. Zhang Kuan's idea was to find a way out to get Lang Lang's goods to work as a worker in Wanyuan Factory.

After Zhang Kuan paid the money, Ruoruo had already turned on the machine and entered the game, and when Zhang Kuan came back after buying drinks, Ruoruo had already opened it for him, urging: "Come on, add my ID after you go in." ”

Zhang Kuan put down the drink, turned his head to look at Ruoruo's screen, and said in his heart What is the name of this girl's ID, he froze at a glance and didn't dare to log in to the game.

If you see that he does not move, continue to urge, "Hurry up, what are you waiting for?" ”

Zhang Kuan pointed to her ID and said hesitantly: "That, your ID, don't scold me later." ”

If you are puzzled, she mutters to herself: "What's wrong with my ID?

Zhang Kuan was silent, logged in to the game and entered, if he looked at it, his face suddenly turned black, and he slapped Zhang Kuan on the back of the head. Zhang Kuan defended aggrievedly, "I can't be angry when I say it, who knows how you came up with such a name." ”

It turned out that Zhang Kuan's game ID was: Suanna's unique sex partner.

This time, if Ruoruo was really angry, he pointed to Zhang Kuan's nose and said: "From the name you take, you can see that you are a complete dick, you can't pursue it in reality, just find satisfaction in the fantasy world, don't mention anything else, like Suona's appearance and figure, who looks like it in the real world?

Zhang Kuan nodded frequently as he listened to the lesson, "You're right, I'm too dick-minded, I'll change, I'll change." ”

Over there, Lang Lang interjected unknowingly: "What's wrong with Diaosi? Isn't there a saying that there will be a counterattack day in the end, and the fungus ...... "Before the words were finished, I was scared by Zhang Kuan's rolling word and stopped making a sound."

Ruoruo snorted coldly, took out a hundred yuan and slapped it on the table, "Now change the name for me immediately, and I will pay for it." ”

Zhang Kuan would ask her to pay for it, cursed and swore over and over again, this name was actually given by the eldest brother who took him to play the game, and he didn't like it, so he wanted to change it for a long time. Immediately took the name change coupon to change the ID, and according to Ruoruo's request, changed it to a stupid and stupid uncle.

If you don't follow the name after the name is changed, only a handsome and temperamental man can be called an uncle, you can only be called a master, and calling you uncle is a compliment.

When he entered the game, Ruoruo put on the headphones, and Lang Lang leaned into Zhang Kuan's ear awkwardly, "Boss, it seems that you didn't get your sister-in-law done." ”

Zhang Kuan shook his head and said, "Don't talk nonsense, she's not a sister-in-law yet." ”

Lang Lang patted his chest and said, "Hey, what's so difficult about this, I'll get you a kind of medicinal powder, put it in the drink, and keep it for her to become a sister-in-law when she gets up tomorrow." After saying that, his face changed, Ruoruo came over and suddenly twisted Lang Lang's arm to lock him, and the painful Lang Lang shouted repeatedly, "Pain, pain, pain, death, death, oh, oh, sister-in-law, I am wrong and I don't dare anymore." ”

Unexpectedly, he shouted that his sister-in-law stabbed the hornet's nest, if he was more ruthless, Lang Lang is the master of the elves, it seems that what Zhang Kuan said is true, and he really didn't get this woman done, so he quickly changed his words: "Oh, sister, aunt, great immortal, goddess, I was wrong, I am guilty, I am not human." He continued to talk nonsense, which made Ruoruo let go. At the end, he warned coldly: "Boy, listen to me, I wanted to teach you how to be a man in the morning market that day, don't think that if you follow Zhang Kuan's wife, you won't dare to clean you up, and if you dare to talk nonsense, don't blame me for being polite." ”

Lang Lang rubbed his red and swollen hands and cried and said, "I know, I don't dare in the future, oh aunt, look at your delicate and gentle appearance, I didn't expect you to be a standard female man." Seeing that Ruoruo was about to change his face and stretch out his hand again, he immediately changed his words: "You are a goddess, a goddess, a cute, soft and lovely goddess." ”

Ruoruo snorted and let him continue the game. After sitting down, Ruoruo said to Zhang Kuan: "I'll tell you, I learn games with you, you learn Cantonese with me, we are teachers and students of each other, just learning, don't think about it." ”

Zhang Kuan understood what she meant, and nodded sincerely, "I understand, I know that I am not worthy of you, I won't think too much and don't dare to think too much." Zhang Kuan said this according to his heart, but it became a different meaning in Ruoruo's ears, and he felt a little too straightforward at the moment, not that men have a good face, so he rejected him directly in front of him, and in front of his younger brother, would it embarrass him?

Secretly looked at Zhang Kuan's expression, and found that his expression was very focused at the moment, and he seemed to devote himself wholeheartedly to the game, and the girl was stunned for a while, what she said was heavy, and he was disappointed, so she pretended to play the game seriously.

If you don't know, Zhang Kuan didn't think about her at all, this product originally liked to play games, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it was at this time to tell him that someone was dancing a striptease in the back, and this product didn't even twist his head.

Unexpectedly, not long after the two entered the game, some teammates asked, one of your IDs is the cute and soft Suanna, and the other is a stupid and stupid uncle, could it be that you are a couple?

If he didn't deny it this time, Zhang Kuan didn't bother to explain, the two of them were a Timo and a bear, a perfect combination of the lower lane, and Kerry would be all over the field in a while.

One afternoon passed, Ruoruo was very happy and said to Zhang Kuan: "Thank you, I learned a lot today." ”

Zhang Kuan smiled: "It's nothing, it's my job to make customers happy, the customer's goal is my goal, the customer's hobby is my hobby, all for customer service." ”

Ruoruo was a little embarrassed to say this, lowered his head and whispered in the vernacular: "I don't really reject you, it's just that I don't think about it at the moment, you are very good, I am very happy to be with you, if I can, maybe in the future, I will like you." ”

Speaking in Cantonese leisurely and tactfully, Zhang Kuan listened inexplicably, and asked puzzledly, "What are you talking about?"

Ruoruo smiled, "I'll send you a voice WeChat message in the evening to teach you to learn Cantonese, and you will understand it in the future." ”

After Ruoruo went back, Lang Lang came up and said, "Boss, she said she likes you." ”

Zhang Kuan turned his head and reprimanded, "Fart." ”

Lang Lang was anxious, "Really, although I can't speak Cantonese, I often listen to Huang Jiaju's songs, and the three words like you are particularly familiar, she definitely said that she likes you just now." ”

Zhang Kuan listened and was silent, only hoping that what Lang Lang said was a joke, and also warned himself that when he interacted with girls in the future, he must pay attention to proportion.