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The military hospital in Wukesong, Yanjing, is the hospital with the strongest medical team and the best medical facilities in China, and it is said that many national leaders have been treated here, and on December 15, 2o17, a CCTV interview car drove here, and the famous CCTV host walked out of the car with her interview team.

"Hello to the audience in front of the TV, I am your host, today we came to the famous military hospital, today we are going to interview Mr. Luo Han, I believe everyone will be familiar with this name, because he is the leader of Nanjiang Exhibition Bank, but also the builder and pioneer of Nanjiang securities market and even the national capital market, please follow our lens into the world of this great man. ”

After some opening remarks, the CCTV host and her interview team walked into the hospital, came to the intensive care ward after identity verification, and met Luo Han.

Luo Han was sick and lying in bed at this time, facing the camera, he fell into memory: "I am old, so old that I can't remember many things, but I still clearly remember that thirty years ago, there was an incredible period of stock madness, and that great person who created a new world of domestic finance and really took us to understand the capital market, his name is Zhou Ming!"

Luo Han's words made everyone look at each other, and finally the host asked the question that everyone wanted to know: "Mr. Luo, what was born thirty years ago, can you tell us more about it?"

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In the middle of December '87, Dongmen District is the seat of the Nanjiang Municipal Party Committee and Municipal Government, and it is also the fastest place for the Nanjiang Economic Exhibition.

Lao Wang's full name is Zheng Wu Zhou, people who know him call him Lao Wang, every morning he has to get up early to boil a pot of hot water, and then put the pre-made barbecued pork buns on a steamer made of bamboo to steam, this is the most common breakfast of Nanjiang people, so Lao Wang will open the door of the shop very early every day, because he knows that every day there will be people who come and go to work and are in a hurry will buy his barbecued pork buns here. The Nanjiang River on the tip of our tongue in this issue will lead the ......

Before the narrator finished speaking, Lao Wang was not happy: "Okay, don't you say it, didn't you say that you would record the Nanjiang under the madness today? Why did you become the Nanjiang on the tip of your tongue again? Did you go to the wrong studio or bring the wrong script? And my name is obviously Zheng Wuzhou, and there is not a single king in it, why did you become Lao Wang in the end?"

After Lao Wang finished speaking, he was stunned: "Oh no, I'm obviously 87 years old, why would I complain about this thing? And there won't be a Nanjiang on the tip of my tongue in this era, right?"

Narrator: Don't worry about these details, let's continue to swing the sculls, do you still have to go to the securities company later?

"Of course, I want to go to the securities company, now the stock thing is crazy in our Nanjiang, I don't know how many people have bought stocks and made a fortune, if anyone comes to Nanjiang and doesn't know stocks and securities, then he has never been to Nanjiang. ”

Lao Wang said here and stopped for a while, glanced at the time and said: "Every day the securities company is open at nine o'clock in the morning, I don't know why the market will open so late, anyway, at this time the securities company will open for business, we shareholders can start to buy and sell stocks, and then I will also pass, if you go late, you can't even squeeze in the door, the securities company has a market closure system from 12 o'clock to 1 o'clock at noon, anyway, it will be very troublesome to go late." ”

Lao Wang said and opened the steamer and took a look, and took out a few hot barbecued pork buns from it and put them into his cloth pocket, Lao Wang patted his pocket with satisfaction: "This is my lunch, go, I'll take you to the securities company." ”

As soon as the old king left, there was an angry roar from behind: "Catch the thief! Someone stole the barbecued pork bun in my shop!"

Hearing this voice, Lao Wang walked faster, almost running, and was already out of breath when he arrived at the securities company.

Gasping for breath, Lao Wang raised his head, the scene at the door of the securities company was really the same as he thought, although it was not yet eight o'clock, but the door was already full of people, looking at the black press, everyone was sitting or standing, but their eyes were staring at the closed door of the securities company, as if there would be a fairy coming out at any time, just because there was a huge 1ed display screen on the door, which marked the stock price when the market closed yesterday, which was 'Nanjiang Zhan Bank 4o yuan per share' and ' Jinpeng Industrial Co., Ltd. 9 yuan per share'.

Lao Wang also walked into the square in front of the securities company and found a few stockholders he knew, who were discussing the stock price.

"I remember that when the market opened yesterday, Nanzhan was only 32 yuan per share, but I didn't expect it to rise by eight yuan per share in one day yesterday, if I could buy 100 shares yesterday, I could earn 800 yuan a day yesterday, which can top my salary for more than two years!"

"You can only think about it, all the people here want to buy shares of Nanzhan Bank, as long as the shares are released, they will be snatched away immediately, where is the share you bought?"

"Even if you can't buy bank stocks, you can buy that Jinpeng Industrial! I remember that when the market opened yesterday, he was just over five yuan per share, but when the market closed, it suddenly rose to nine yuan per share, which is almost doubled!"

Compared with his friends, Lao Wang is more realistic: "You can just pull a few down! Do you think you can buy stocks if you say you can buy them? Now there are new rules, if you want to buy stocks, you have to open an account with the securities company and Nanzhan Bank respectively, and you can only buy stocks after linking the two accounts, and this is the account opening, you just wait for the lottery." ”

At this time, a person next to him asked curiously: "This brother, what is the lottery?"

Lao Wang and the others said with disdain: "I don't know that you are new to the lottery, right? The lottery means that not everyone is qualified to open an account in a securities company, and they must take their ID cards to register in the securities company, and a group of people are selected on the spot every hour to put the account opening form, and there are only 200 account opening forms a day." ”

"Two hundred is a lot!" said the man.

"A lot? Do you think it's just a few of us? I tell you, there are tens of thousands of people who come here every day to line up for the lottery, I can tell you, if you shake an account opening form and sell it directly on the spot, someone will ask for 300 yuan. Lao Wang said.

Hearing this, the man's eyes immediately widened: "What? Before you start trading stocks, you should spend three hundred yuan to open an account?"

"Do you think 300 yuan is a lot?" Lao Wang said, "I tell you that you may not be able to buy an account opening form for 300 yuan, and when you open an account with a securities company, you also have to pay a deposit of 200 yuan and an account opening fee of 50 yuan, which means that you need at least 550 yuan to open a securities account where you can start trading stocks." ”

"Don't be surprised, think about why you came here to speculate in stocks?" asked Lao Wang.

The man replied: "I heard that my next-door neighbor said that the price of the Nanzhan Bank stock he bought has increased, and he sold it yesterday and made more than 1,000 yuan, so I will also come to buy this stock." ”

"What? Your neighbor sold it yesterday?" said Wang, in surprise, "Your neighbor is such an idiot! How could he sell it? He must have sold it for 4o yuan per share, right? I sue you that he has lost a lot, and if it were me, I would not want to sell it for 8o yuan per share." ”

The man gasped and said, "You mean the bank's stock price is going to go up even more?"

"You're not talking nonsense, if it doesn't go up, I'll come here early in the morning to line up for the lottery, I'm sick, I'll tell you, according to my analysis, the bank's stock can rise to at least 100 yuan!" said Wang.

The man jumped up in astonishment: "A hundred dollars a share? Isn't that a fivefold increase all at once?"

"Five-fold? That's not what you calculated. Lao Wang taught the rookie in front of him like an old pedant, "I tell you, according to the stock system in Nanzhan Bank, when the price of stocks continues to rise, the bank's funds will increase, and his shares will also increase, even those of us who bought stocks, he will also send a lot of stocks out, anyway, according to my estimates, within two months, it will be at least ten times higher." ”

"Ten times?" the man was so shocked that his mouth was wide enough to fit two eggs, "Then if my neighbor doesn't sell it, won't he be able to make more than ten thousand dollars?"

Lao Wang looked like he hated iron but not steel: "That's it, otherwise how can I say that your neighbor is an idiot!"

The man let out a breath and said, "It's really true! But the boss of Nanzhan Bank is really capable, what is the boss of Nanzhan Bank called Luo Han? He seems to be the boss of this securities company, and he can actually think of using this method to help his bank, which is really amazing." ”

Lao Wang looked at him with disdain: "Say you don't understand, you really don't understand anything! What is Luo Han? I sue sù that Luo Han was just thrown out by others as a smokescreen for us to see, the real boss of this securities company, I heard that he is a big boss surnamed Zhou from Hong Kong City, his net worth is hundreds of millions, not only did he create the system of the securities company, but I heard that he bought the entire Nanzhan Bank. ”

"That's not true, isn't it? How can anyone buy the bank? The boss surnamed Zhou is too terrifying!"

Lao Wang wanted to say something, but then his friend reminded him: "Don't say it, pay attention, the securities company is about to open, we must shake the number today, and we must buy stocks!"

The man suddenly appeared and said to Lao Wang's friend, "This big brother, your legs and feet seem to be a little inconvenient, do you want to squeeze in?"

Lao Wang's friend said indifferently: "What do you say about my legs? It was accidentally squeezed during the lottery yesterday, it's not a big deal, compared to my legs, whether I can buy stocks is the real big thing! As long as I can buy stocks, my legs can be trampled on!"

Looking at the fanatical expression on Lao Wang's friend's face when he talked about stocks, he was speechless, and could only say in his heart: crazy, he's crazy!

But before he could react, the door of the securities company was opened, and as the door of the securities company was opened, everyone was like a shark smelling blood, one by one desperately rushed towards the trading hall of the securities company.

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