Chapter Thirty-Four: Rocky Mountain Oysters
Yang Pingfan left Princeton Hospital, thought of the agreement with Liu Yu, decided to meet him again, threw a coin in the phone booth, and used a turntable dial phone to connect to Liu Yu's number, answering a female voice, the voice was full of vigilance, claiming to be Liu Yu's mother, saying that Liu Yu was not at home at school, Yang Pingfan had to give up, ready to go back to rest, and go to him again the next day.
As soon as he walked a few steps, he heard a burst of screaming and scolding, and Yang Pingfan followed the sound and saw a few blocking a few white people in the alley and committing a robbery.
Yang Pingfan couldn't stand it and shouted, a total of five Niggs turned around, waved the butterfly blade to let Yang Pingfan get out, and said fxxk ching chong in his mouth, Yang Pingfan held back a fire in his heart because of Einstein's matter, and the punching bag sent to the door was not beaten in vain, but he stepped forward to be a fat beating, and the five Nigs were beaten off their hands and feet, and they lay on the ground and hummed.
It was a family of three who were robbed, brightly dressed, and breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this, and when they saw that Yang Pingfan had done something and brushed off his clothes, the white man who looked like a parent hurriedly called him to stop.
"Is there anything else?"
"Thank you for saving us, what do you need?"
Yang Pingfan waved his hand, "No need, it's just righteousness and bravery." ”
After saying that, he turned around and wanted to leave, but the parents hurried to catch up, "We can't accept your favor in vain, you saved my family, you deserve to be paid, this is deserved." ”
Yang Pingfan didn't understand the American culture very much, and was about to refuse, his stomach rumbled out of place, it turned out that he had been with Einstein in the hospital for a long time, and the grain of rice had not entered, and now his stomach began to protest.
Seeing this, the white man smiled and said, "Why don't I invite you to dinner." Yang Pingfan thought about it, and it was better to be respectful than to obey his fate.
When leaving the alley, Yang Pingfan noticed that the child was only a teenager and looked smart, and when he left, he kicked the Nige wound lying on the ground.
The white man found a restaurant, introduced himself as Fred Trump, and the child rushed to say that his name was Donald Trump, and Yang Pingfan always felt that the name was familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while, and he didn't dig deeper.
The dishes came up quickly, standard Western food, in addition to steak bread red wine and stewed vegetable soup, there is also an unnamed dish, the food is oval-shaped, wrapped in flour and fried, dipped in French honey sauce, it tastes refreshing and mellow, with the sweetness of vegetables and the mellow aroma of red wine, Yang Pingfan couldn't help but ask what kind of dish this is, Fred said that this is a Rocky Mountain oyster.
"Rocky Mountain? I remember that Rocky Mountain is not near the sea. ”
Fred's face was full of mystery, "This is not a real oyster, this is a cow's ball." ”
"What?"
"This dish originated from the western cowboys, you know, the Rocky Mountains are very closely connected to our western culture, although the Rocky Mountains are located on the east coast of the Pacific Ocean, but they are still far from the sea, and the early western cowboys could not easily enjoy the bounty of the sea, and they all became men at the top of the food chain who could not afford expensive food, trying everything they could eat, and not wasting anything at all. In the process of filling their stomachs, the cowboys discovered that the eggs of the male animals were very tasty, and they believed that they could aphrodisiac, and at the same time, they also believed that eating oysters would aphrodisiac, so there was an additional food in the world called "Rocky Mountain oysters". ”
Yang Pingfan was completely speechless, in YY "what to eat and what to make up" and "aphrodisiac" these two things, there are really no borders, according to Fred's "Rocky Mountain oysters" include pigs, cows, sheep eggs, and the most popular is "cow oysters".
Making "Rocky Mountain Oysters" is also very simple, usually taking the eggs of the calf, peeling off the skin, and leaving them in their original shape, but the more popular method is to cut the eggs in half into two slices, coat them with flour, pepper and salt, fry them in oil, and then serve them with different dipping sauces depending on personal preference.
According to Fried, Yang Pingfan's righteous and courageous appearance is very western cowboy, and it is worth trying this dish, and Yang Pingfan is really grateful for this.
The next day, Yang Pingfan went to Manhattan College to find Liu Yu, the school is very large, and looking for a needle in a haystack directly, thinking that Liu Yu said before that he was majoring in mechanical engineering, he asked all the way.
When he found Liu Yu, he was sitting alone in the corner in a daze, and when he saw Yang Pingfan, he was not happy, and said listlessly, "Yang, I am out of love, accompany me to the bar"
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"Falling out of love, it's normal to fall out of love, just find a new one, there is a saying in China, there is no grass at the end of the world......"
"Don't mention China to me, that's why Jessia doesn't want to accept me. ”
"Tsk, you're still in love with a racist?"
Yang Pingfan's voice was mocking.
Liu Yu ignored Yang Pingfan, poured a glass of whiskey, and took out a photo from his pocket, Yang Pingfan snatched it, unexpectedly, it was actually a standard oriental woman, round face, petite and cute.
"Jessia is Japanese, but she refuses to accept me, she says that her family was implicated in the war, they were imprisoned in concentration camps, they actively donated to pay taxes, they loved the country, but they were treated this way, in the final analysis, because of the color of their skin, and in order to prevent her own children from suffering from this, she would not marry a yellow race...... Hiccup......"
Yang Pingfan thought of what happened to Japanese Americans in the United States during World War II, and he had some understanding of the girl in his heart, but when he saw Liu Yu picking up a full glass of whiskey and pouring it again, he was very unhappy, and grabbed it directly, is it worth it for a woman? This is a foreign wine of more than 40 degrees, at least two taels a glass, and drinking it like this will kill people.
During the scramble, Liu Yu didn't rob, his eyes stared straight at the corner over there, Yang Pingfan followed his gaze, and saw a petite girl dancing with a black guy, with an intimate attitude, this girl was very familiar, it was the Jessea in Liu Yu's mouth.
"There is nothing worse in the world than this. Yang Pingfan said silently in his heart.
Liu Yu was about to rush up, but Yang Pingfan grabbed him and took him out of the bar, and the two of them blew the wind by the Hudson River, "That girl is really beautiful, but it's not your dish, everyone has their own ambitions, this kind of thing can't be forced, look at the point, and find a better one." ”
"I've experienced a lot of girls, but the only one who can make my heart flutter is Jessia, I have imagined the possibility of rejection, but I have never thought about being rejected because of the color of my skin, I hate it, my heart hurts. Liu Yu cried.
"What about heartache, people would rather choose a black man than marry a yellow man, what do you want, go and bleach yourself?"
"I'm going to die, and I'll be reincarnated as a Caucasian in the next life"
"What?"
"Plop"
Yang Pingfan didn't expect Liu Yu to be so extreme, he actually jumped into the river without saying a word, and his life was at stake, so he hurriedly jumped down.