98. I'm kidding (two-in-one)

For a decent breakup, you need to do the following things:

Wake up in the morning, fill each other with toothpaste, and wake each other up with a kiss on the forehead and send a sweet smile good morning.

With doting eyes, he watched the other party finish washing.

Breakfast was made for each other, the milk should be warm, the bread should be fresh, and the strawberries should be served with the stems.

Then, in a gentle and soft way, wipe the residue off the corners of her mouth.

You will change into the most expensive clothes that you rarely wear in your life, but not necessarily the most comfortable, because you feel that this day needs a sense of ritual, and clothes are the most important part of the ritual.

You'll book a private car to go on safari, the most expensive one, and you'd rather hire a McLaren if you don't have a driver.

At the zoo, you'll tell her interesting stories about these animals, what they have, what they like and hate, and take a beautiful photo of your beloved girl and her favorite animal.

Perhaps, as a souvenir, you will ask a passerby to take a group photo for you.

In the group photo, you and her will show the best smile of your life, because it will become your most important memory.

After that, you'll go to see a movie she likes, and you'll hold her hand the whole time and won't let go except to the bathroom.

Maybe you can do something more intimate in the dark.

After the movie ends, you'll take her to a sumptuous Western meal, preferably a Michelin-starred one with an average per capita consumption of more than 700.

You don't want to leave any regrets, so food is essential for you and her.

Around 8 o'clock in the evening, you will take her to see the concert she wants to see, the singer she likes may not be heard of by many people, but she has a very beautiful and beautiful voice, and the singing strength of the queen level.

At the concert, even if you can't sing, you will hold her hand and hum softly.

At the end of the song, the day will usher in the most important part of the ceremony.

When you go home, standing under the plane tree in the courtyard, with the brilliant galaxy above your head, and the beautiful spring breeze flowing around you, you will tell her every detail of your previous relationship, and remember her face deeply.

Her smile at that time, every word and word, you will be unpleasantly engraved in your memory, dusty until the day you are old and forgotten due to illness or death.

After doing this, it's time to put an end to your years together.

You'll say goodnight to her softly, and then say goodbye.

You may end up sad, you may be bitter, you may be reluctant, but these are the processes you expect, and you need this process to make each other recognize each other and yourself.

Therefore, when you say the word "break up", a new chapter in your life will begin.

She may be sad and sad, maybe she will just be reluctant because she will not be able to eat such delicious food in the future, but you will not stop there, you will turn away and disappear until you will never see her again.

......

Wake up the next morning.

Xia Yuan went to the bathroom to squeeze toothpaste for Ying Sitong, but as we all know, after buying the toothpaste, 80% of it will be used in the first month, and the remaining 20% will be used in the remaining 2 months.

They had been away from Yunze City for too long, and they hadn't had time to buy new toothpaste.

So with great effort, Xia Yuan rolled the toothpaste skin several times but failed to fill her toothbrush.

So he went back to his room and began to do the second thingβ€”

Wake up each other with a kiss on the forehead and send a sweet smile good morning.

Returning to the room to take a look, Xia Yuan frowned with some disgust.

As we all know, the sleeping posture of the beautiful young woman of the blood clan has always been bad, she sleeps on her stomach, her hair covers her face, and there is still saliva on the ground.

Xia Yuan brushed her hair away and gently rubbed his lips on her face.

During breakfast in the morning, Ying Sitong had a violent cough due to a bit of a hurry.

She squirted out the bread mixed with the milk, and some scraps came out of the corners of her mouth and nose.

Xia Yuan hesitated for a moment and handed her a tissue.

After breakfast, Xia Yuan changed into a white suit, which he had specially ordered for 2,000 yuan when he went to audition for an urban comedy before.

Because the weather is getting warmer, Ying Sitong only wears a thin white sweater and a pair of jeans.

It looks casual and casual, and the slight benefit of a flat figure is that it doesn't matter what you wear.

Anyway, the other party is looking at the face, as long as the face is good-looking, it looks good.

On the way to the car, Xia Yuan was splashed with mud by a passing car.

It's the rainy season during this time, so it rained overnight yesterday.

White suit pants are speckled with spots.

Xia Yuan thought to himself, how could he be so unlucky.

......

When she arrived at the safari park, Ying Sitong ran excitedly to see the sloths.

She said that her dream in life is to be like a sloth, sleeping 22 hours a day and eating for another two hours.

This kind of life is much better than salted fish.

The corners of Xia Yuan's mouth twitched twice, and he didn't know where to start with all the lines about animals that he had prepared.

Walking around the zoo, perhaps because of the cloudy weather, there are not many visitors in the zoo, monkeys bouncing in the trees in the distance, and some fawns occasionally come out of the woods to forage for food in the grass.

Xia Yuan took a photo of Ying Sitong with Xiaolu.

The only fly in the ointment is that when Ying Sitong squatted down and hugged the fawn's head, this little cutie licked it with her tongue.

Mixed with the fragrance of grass, the face of the beautiful young woman of the blood clan is like a clear soup and noodles.

In a way, it's a photograph full of compositional art and real life.

Xia Yuan begged passers-by to take unsatisfactory photos.

Behind the photo of the two people, a red-faced monkey squatted on a tree holding a branch with both hands in an indecent gesture of firing a cannon.

Maybe it's because of the more popular shooting technique in the age of the aunt-

She slapped the heads of the two people very big, and Zhou Wu Zheng Wang just made the upper bodies of the two people fill the photo frame.

In this minute, Xia Yuan accepted one thing-

Nine times out of ten accidents in the world.

Most of the plans that are made are due to some unexpected situations.

No such thing is perfect.

Therefore, people's mentality should be calm, although the process is a little tortuous, but the general direction is still right.

After this, Xia Yuan took Ying Sitong to see the movie she proposed.

Who knew that it was less than 5 minutes after the opening, and the beautiful young woman of the blood clan fell asleep, the kind that couldn't wake up the whole time.

Except for the fact that she was holding her hand, the others were not executed according to Xia Yuan's plan.

After the movie ended, Xia Yuan took Ying Sitong to eat Western food.

The kind of Michelin-starred per capita consumption of more than 700 needs to be booked in advance, and there is no place for Xia Yuan to go late, and it is expected that the queue will be more than 2 hours.

Two people ate a steak at Bijike, the kind that was 75 per person.

Among them were two children with bears, and the runners were throwing food at the store.

A piece of cheese-stained pizza flew onto Ying Sitong's clothes, and as she dodged, the pizza hit the boy behind her, and the boy pulled over the tablecloth when he was frightened and fell.

The tablecloth knocked over the food, and the food was scattered on the floor, causing the passing waiter to slip on the ground and the tray in his hand flying upward.

Ice Coke splashed the beautiful young woman of the blood clan.

Xia Yuan felt very uncomfortable.

However, even if the whole day was not very smooth, he felt that at least there was a concert that Ying Sitong liked.

When I went to the concert, the organizer said that the singer had an accident, suddenly had a high fever in the afternoon, and now he can't go on stage, so he can either change his ticket or refund his ticket.

Xia Yuan thought to himself, is this Nima a plane or a concert?

In order to book this ticket yesterday, he went to the scalper to buy a handshake seat for 5,000 yuan.

The refund can only be refunded 1800, and the loss is 3200.

He said that he would rather bring a new female ticket after the breakup than return this ticket.

Out of the concert venue, the scalpers outside found Xia Yuan.

"It's okay if you can't listen to my aunt's concert, I have tickets for other singers here, do you want it tonight?"

"Yes. "Xia Yuan's neck is very hard, I must watch a concert tonight, even if it is Song Xiaobao's.

Ying Sitong held his hand next to him and shook his head, feeling sorry for him spending money indiscriminately.

The scalper asked him, "One Cai Ya, one Xiao Teng, and one Dr. Chen, which one do you want?"

"I ......"

Cai Ya's ticket is in the central area, 1200 a piece.

Xiao Teng's handshake area, 1200 sheets.

Dr. Chen's outfield area, 1200 sheets.

"Grab someone, you?"

"It's all at this point, if you don't want it, you won't have it. ”

Xia Yuan looked back at Ying Sitong, and the beautiful young woman of the blood clan said that she wanted to listen to Dr. Chen's song.

He reluctantly managed to get two tickets for Dr. Chan.

......

At around 8 o'clock in the evening, Xia Yuan took Ying Sitong to the gymnasium to listen to Dr. Chen's concert.

In fact, he had a sense of foreboding in his heart before this.

Even if he was lucky, Xia Yuan still underestimated the strength of the two rain gods.

It was good, but the weather forecast said that today would be cloudy and sunny.

But Dr. Chan had just finished singing a song when it began to rain heavily in the sky.

The concert was cancelled.

Xia Yuan and Ying Sitong were poured into soup chickens.

On the way home, both of them were soaking wet.

The rain ran down the chin like a line.

When they returned home, they stood under the plane tree in the courtyard, with the pouring rain above their heads and the rattling of water flowing around them.

Xia Yuan dragged Ying Sitong and was not ready to go upstairs.

"I want to whisper something to you!"

Xia Yuan shouted loudly and wiped the rain from his face with his hand.

Ying Sitong's eyebrows widened, and she responded loudly, "Are you crazy?

Xia Yuan hesitated for a moment and nodded.

He is a teenager with an iron head, and the breakup plan he has made has to be executed with tears in his eyes.

"Ying Sitong!Do you know?!"

"Huh?!"

"When I first met you, I was scared!"

"I know!"

"I've never seen a vampire!"

"Impossible!"

"So I have a biological instinct for fear!"

"I understand!"

"Then, when I came into contact with you, I thought you were very! love!"

"Thank you!"

"But!"

Xia Yuan's smile stiffened, and his chest rose and fell violently.

He kept his head down, not knowing whether to speak or not.

He originally wanted to tell her every detail of his previous relationship, and remembered her face deeply.

He looked up at Ying Sitong.

The beautiful young woman of the Blood Clan stared at him with a smile in the rain.

Even if the makeup is drenched, she is still good-looking.

Every smile she had, every word she said at that time, Xia Yuan would be unpleasantly engraved in her memory, sealed in the dust, until the day when you are old and forgotten due to illness or death.

Xia Yuan's heart fluctuated for a while.

After a long time, he let out a sigh.

God is not beautiful, he doesn't have so much time to finish the bits and pieces of life.

It's time to put an end to this period of mutual affection.

"Good night!

"Huh?!"

Ying Sitong looked at him with neurotic eyes, "Let's go up and talk about it, okay?!"

Xia Yuan hesitated for a moment and looked at her silently with uncomfortable eyes.

"Let's break up. ”

"Huh?!" Ying Sitong was slightly stunned, and then shouted loudly, "You be louder, I can't hear you!"

The noise of rain all around, mixed with the sound of passing cars, made the whole world extremely noisy.

There is nothing more painful in the world than this.

You just want to say it once, but you have to pluck up the courage again because of some force majeure.

Xia Yuan took a deep breath and shouted loudly, "Let's break up!"

Boom.

A huge electric light streaked across the sky.

A muffled thunderbolt exploded onto the lightning rod of a tall building in the distance.

Ying Sitong's whole body stiffened.

She looked at Xia Yuan with incredulous eyes for a long time.

The beautiful young woman of the blood clan smiled awkwardly, "Xia Yuan, this joke is not funny, you lied to me, right?"

She stepped forward and reached out to grab his arm.

"Not really. Xia Yuan shook his head.

"I don't believe it, your acting skills are getting better and better. Ying Sitong shook his hand, "But, even on April Fool's Day, I don't want to hear you make such a joke." ”

April Fool's Day?

Xia Yuan was slightly stunned.

I looked at the calendar on my phone, and today was April 1st.

He gritted his teeth and relented.

"Sitong, let's break up. Xia Yuan gently flicked her hand away and took a step back.

"Have you ever thought that in fact, what we think of as love is just because of habit and dependence?"

He stared into Ying Sitong's eyes, and his heart ached to death.

"You gave me a second life.

I thank you.

But I don't know if it's love or not.

The Bloodline's abilities have given me an extraordinary body, and I have been able to get these job opportunities because of you.

I need you.

But I don't know if it's love or not.

I enjoy every day with you, and maybe the nights that supply you blood.

At that time, I was happy.

I depend on you.

But I don't know if it's love or not. ”

Xia Yuan's voice was a little choked, his face was wet, and he wasn't sure if it was rain or tears.

He stared into Ying Sitong's eyes and asked her softly, "What about you?"

Maybe I've given you a safe haven, a place where you can settle down.

But, is asylum love for you?

Maybe my blood is delicious and fascinates you.

But, is enjoyment love for you?

Maybe you're used to spending time with me.

But, for you, is habit love?"

From beginning to end, Ying Sitong was silent.

She didn't speak, just shook her head instinctively.

Xia Yuan struggled to squeeze out a smile and whispered, "I'm so selfish, I haven't considered your feelings.

Maybe you have new opportunities and options and will leave me.

Well, breaking up is the only thing I can do for you, so that you can re-examine yourself and find the happiness you want. ”

"No, don't ......"

Xia Yuan said with a smile, "After saying the last sentence, I will go to my aunt's house to live for a while, if you want this house, I will leave it to you, if you don't want it, you will leave me a word after you move out." ”

"No, don't...... Xia Yuan, you bastard......"

He gently let go of her hand, then whispered, "Goodbye, Bloodline wife." ”

After Xia Yuan finished speaking, he turned around and left.

He didn't dare to look back, his heart was empty.

He did everything that was planned.

Only the last one failed to do so.

That's to poop her at parting.

Xia Yuan thought as he walked,

He may be sad or bitter or reluctant in the end, but these are expected processes, and he needs this process to make each other recognize each other and recognize himself.

Therefore, when he says the word "break up", a new chapter in their lives will begin.

She may be sad and sad, or she may just be reluctant to give up because she will not be able to eat such delicious food in the future.

However, he will not stop there, he will turn away and disappear until he will never see her again.

......

Walking out about two hundred meters, Xia Yuan stopped.

The rain washed over his body and his tears.

Xia Yuan covered his face with both hands, and his whole body trembled uncontrollably.

Although the 200-meter process is short, it is like walking a lifetime.

It was then that he suddenly realized-

No matter what he had suspected or what motives he had.

But it wasn't until the moment of the real breakup that he saw his heart clearly.

His mind was full of Ying Sitong, and he was thinking about her all the way.

The heart is like a tear.

The farther away from Yingsi Hitomi, the more painful it became.

"I like you, Ying Sitong. ”

Xia Yuan said softly, and suddenly opened his eyes.

"I like you, Ying Sitong!"

He suddenly laughed, this time not because he coveted the power that the blood clan brings, but because he simply liked it.

"I like you!"

Xia Yuan turned around and prepared to go back to her.

However, the moment he turned around, he bumped into a ball of softness.

"I know!"

Ying Sitong stood in the rain, following him closely, never leaving a single step from the distance of two hundred meters.

She chuckled sideways, tears streaming down her face.

"You idiot!"

Ying Sitong sneered and threw herself forward into his arms.

Xia Yuan's body trembled heavily.

It's as if you've been hit by a sugar-coated cannonball.

It was at this moment that a gap opened in the thick clouds.

Among them, the warm moonlight poured down and shone on the two people.

Xia Yuan twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, "Actually, today is April Fool's Day, I'm kidding." ”

"Huh?!"

The beautiful young woman of the Blood Clan raised her head, and a trace of anger flashed in her eyes.

"You just said you lied to like me?!"

"No, it's not ......"

Xia Yuan felt a tightness on his waist, and was vigorously hugged by the beautiful young woman of the blood clan.

"Waist, waist, about to break......"

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