Chapter 13、I have to take office.
"Don't even yell. The Emperor of Heaven said to the gods, "Isn't it just the position of a fat house god, and it's not a popular god, it's worth your noisy shouting." My head hurts when I'm so noisy. ”
The Emperor of Heaven got up to leave.
Sishu Xingjun stood up, ready to keep up with the pace of the Heavenly Emperor.
The environment on the screen has also changed a lot.
The Emperor of Heaven actually stood at the door of an Internet café, the key is that he is still wearing a dragon robe, and even a hair crown is on his head.
There is a lively street at the entrance of the Internet café, and the Emperor of Heaven is openly swaying on the street, if it is really a movie, it is fine, but the problem is that the Emperor of Heaven is not a movie, this dress, if it is seen by other gods.
The Emperor of Heaven didn't stay in the Heavenly Palace to deal with government affairs, so he went to the realm to visit the Internet café.
If this is seen by other immortals and photographed and sent to the group of gods in the Heavenly Palace, it will undoubtedly cause chaos in the Heavenly Palace.
Isn't that ridiculous?
"What are you doing when Sishu Xingjun is chasing after you?" the Heavenly Emperor turned his head to look.
Si Shu Xingjun chased after the Emperor of Heaven, and saw that the Emperor of Heaven was about to walk to the lively street in front of him.
Sishu Xingjun hurriedly grabbed the sleeve of the Emperor of Heaven: "I'll take care of the Emperor of Heaven! If you run to the street, won't you take the life of the little god?"
The Emperor of Heaven threw off his sleeves with disdain, and said to Si Shu Xingjun: "Get up! You take care of Si Shu Xingjun, the game is so bad, and you still want to stop this Heavenly Emperor, go aside!"
The Emperor of Heaven flicked his sleeves and threw Sishu Xingjun a few meters away, and the immortals were not powerful, but they were really powerful, and they were also very powerful.
As the video call was far from over, the gods were amazed.
"Emperor Qiqi, they all said that this new official took office with three fires, and Yunshen just served as the fat house god, do you want to give her the entire god ceremony or something, so as to convince the public. The god of fire said shabbyly.
The moon god said: "The whole god sealing ceremony, she should be thankful that she can give her a god's position." Alas, our plague god is really a little pitiful, doing things for the Emperor of Heaven, and nothing good has fallen. ”
"What the moon god said is, in fact, it's good to be a plague god, and the plague god has his own plague god blessings. Gu Wen smiled awkwardly, "Besides, the position of the plague god is a lot more leisurely, and there are not many things. ”
"What a little bit of idleness. Gu Wen, don't fool yourself. The gods are distressed for you. The moon god said, "Gu Wen, what the Japanese god told you a few days ago, what is the result of your thinking? Are you willing to be the personal guard of the god? The salary of the god is very high, as long as you are willing to be the personal guard of the god, you can set the price." ”
"It's the 20s now, who still wronged themselves for that little bit of money. The moon god can say whatever he wants, and the god is not interested in the position of the personal guard, just as he is not interested in the position of the fat house god. Gu Wen put on an indifferent face and forced the Moon God to dispel this idea as soon as possible, "It's good that the Moon God does his own god position, don't worry so much about it, and save yourself trouble." ”
After listening to Gu Wen's words, the moon god's face was full of sadness.
She took out the red thread that Gu Wen personally gave him before, and said to the god of fire in tears: "God of fire, it bullies this god." Brother Gu Wen is getting more and more different from before, this red line is a red line that Brother Gu Wen asked for from the old man in order to win the happiness of the god and give it to the god. ”
"It is not safe for the Emperor of Heaven to be alone outside, and the task of this god is to protect the Emperor of Heaven and take his leave. The screen on Vulcan's side instantly went black.
"Cut, it's not interesting. ”
Luna took the red rope and dangled around under the camera.
She asked Gu Wen: "Brother Gu Wen, don't you remember the red rope you gave to your little sister before?" Brother Wen, do you still remember that when you were under the laurel tree, you held your little sister's hand and whispered softly to your little sister, 'Hold the hand of the son, grow old with the son'?"
Poof, and 'holding the hand of the son, growing old with the son', this melon is really big enough.
Xiao Qinghuan looked up at the screen and continued to watch the excitement.
"The red thread is worn by the fat house god on the hands of the god, the fat house god is a little involved, and the moon god doesn't know it. Gu Wen waved his hand, "The god didn't want the things she sent, so I had to give them to you, the moon god!"
"No, that's not what you said about the plague god. The moon god seemed to be a little unconvinced, "The plague god, you just said the words 'hold the hand of the son, grow old with the son', and the god still has a mobile phone recording?"
Luna even pulled out his own phone.
Xiao Qinghuan: Yo Yo Yo, this melon is really big enough.
Now that technology is so advanced, and your moon god's spells are so good, you might not be able to make a false fart and wronged the god. Gu Wen said, "The little god advised the moon god to give up the pursuit of the little god as soon as possible, and since then, the way of heaven and the way of the devil are not together. Good bye. ”
I didn't think that Gu Wen was still an infatuated ghost before.
Xiao Qinghuan raised her lips and smiled.
"Gu Wen, you stop for this god!" "The moon god really has enough tricks, slapping the table, using spells to shackle Gu Wen's body, all of which she has tested.
It seems that he has been prepared for a long time, and the shackles used by the moon god are placed on Gu Wen's body.
"Don't waste your efforts, what's the use?"
Gu Wen walked out of the screen with an indifferent face.
"Gu Wen, you come back to this god!come back!" the moon god shouted.
Xiao Qinghuan seemed to have eaten a big melon.
In this case, is the scumbag dumping the scumbag?
Especially Gu Wen slowly walked towards Xiao Qinghuan from behind the curtain, the moon god's shouting was even louder, she stomped her feet while shouting, and shattered the computer screen in front of her.
Thanks to the fact that she is a god, she comes with a protective cover, and the glass does not hurt her.
it! So awesome?
This melon is too big. Awesome awesome.
Xiao Qinghuan couldn't help but applaud.
The gods were very prescient, and when they heard the shouts of the moon gods, one by one, they went offline faster than anyone else, and there was not even a reason.
"Xiao Qinghuan, what are you doing with your applause! You can't see the goodness of this god!" the moon god pointed the finger at Xiao Qinghuan.
Gu Wen blocked it for her.
"Moon God, you're not done, have you made enough trouble!" Gu Wen waved his sleeves, and the curtain in front of him disappeared immediately.
As soon as he came out of the darkness, Xiao Qinghuan fell into the darkness again.
"Gu Wen, why do you come out for me!" Xiao Qinghuan said to the darkness in front of him, "Gu Wen, what do you mean!"
The lamp in front of him was gradually pulled back, and the room suddenly became brighter.
In front of me is an ordinary house, with a bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, and living room. Xiao Qinghuan was in the living room, and behind her was the sofa.
Xiao Qinghuan tentatively kicked the corner of the sofa.
She whispered, "Is this couch real?"
"Why isn't it true, this will be our house from now on, and the fat house god doesn't have to pay the rent, aren't you happy?"
Gu Wen lay comfortably on the sofa and sighed, "Ah! ”