Yang Pingfan left the experimental base, took back his belongings, opened his phone, and found an unread message "Brother, I'm leaving this world"

The news was sent by Zhang Xiaoming, Yang Pingfan suddenly panicked, Zhang Xiaoming is his best friend in college, and the relationship is not bad after graduation, he once lived in the same building, after returning from the last mission, he also saw him, and later said that he was going home to go home on a blind date to marry his wife, so he didn't have much contact, for such a long time, Yang Pingfan thought that Zhang Xiaoming had married a wife and had children to live a small life, but he didn't expect to contact him again like this.

Yang Pingfan hurriedly dialed back, fortunately, Zhang Xiaoming could still answer the phone, but with a sobbing sound, but he didn't speak, Yang Pingfan yelled: "Xiaoming, what the is going on with you, where are you? I'll come to you." ”

Zhang Xiaoming muttered, Yang Pingfan didn't hear clearly, but heard a wine burp, it seems that he drank too much, just drink too much, Yang Pingfan knows his character, so he can still be saved.

Yang Pingfan found the police station and told them about the situation, human life was at stake, the police were very concerned, and immediately located Zhang Xiaoming's location through technical means, just outside the imperial capital, so he sent a police car to rush over with Yang Pingfan.

Zhang Xiaoming's residence is in a rental house in the suburbs, and the two of them arrived at a gallop, and the police broke in, and a strange smell in the house rushed straight to the brain, and even the well-informed old policeman couldn't hold it, and almost vomited.

Yang Pingfan was prepared, closed his breath, and was the first to rush in, Zhang Xiaoming was not dead, sitting in the kitchen, holding a half-drunk wine bottle in his hand, throwing his mobile phone aside, and constantly shouting about life in his mouth.

Seeing this, Yang Pingfan was angry, grabbed his collar, took it off to the bathroom, and was stopped by the old policeman, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Yang Pingfan was angry, "I want to help him sober up!"

"That's not going to work, the young man will get sick if he drinks too much. ”

The old policeman was a good man, snatched Zhang Xiaoming from Yang Pingfan's hands, dragged him to the bedroom, threw him on the bed, and carefully covered him with a quilt.

Seeing this, Yang Pingfan sneered and said, "Uncle, you are really a good person." ”

The old policeman walked to the living room with him, lit a cigarette for himself, and pointed to the corner, "It's not the first time I've dealt with this kind of thing, look at the eight achievements are this to the whole, the young man must have been out of society for too long, addicted to the virtual world and can't extricate himself, you persuade him more, enlighten him, participate in some social activities, and there will be no misanthropy." ”

Yang Pingfan looked at the policeman's finger and found that it was a set of full-body flagship brain networking lander produced by Company X.

Yang Pingfan saw the key at a glance of the old policeman, and immediately took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it to the old policeman, "Uncle, smoke me, do you know what's going on?"

The policeman took the cigarette case and was surprised, "Yo, whiteboard cigarettes, this is a special supply from Haili, boy, you are not small." ”

"Someone else gave it, someone else gave it. ”

Yang Pingfan smiled embarrassedly, this cigarette was thrown to him by the general when he left the training base, and the authentic special supply mile, the filter accounted for one-third of the cigarette itself.

The old policeman pulled him to the door, Yang Pingfan lit a cigarette for him, and lit one himself, and the policeman uncle sighed.

"During this time, the number of cases about suicide has increased suddenly, I have been to the police a few times, and I have a general understanding, the reasons are almost the same, addicted to the virtual world of the brain network, I have a misanthropy with reality, I feel that the reality is too cruel, I want to live in the brain network all the time, but the reality does not allow this, so I can only choose the way of suicide, in fact, most of them do not have the courage to commit suicide, they just want to use this extreme way to attract attention, and feel that they can get support in this way, and it is best to attract the attention of Company X, and transfer their brains to the Rausch Eternal Life Hall, and live in their own world forever。 ”

After smoking a cigarette, the old policeman patted Yang Pingfan's shoulder, "Take your friends to participate in social activities more, it's best to find a girlfriend, there won't be this kind of thing anymore, I'll go first." ”

Yang Pingfan watched the police leave, re-entered the house, and looked around, Zhang Xiaoming's residence was not shabby, there was an independent kitchen, bathroom, living room, balcony and bedroom, but the good house was turned into a garbage heap, the unwashed dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen were piled up like a hill, the living room was full of take-out boxes, unwashed clothes and socks were thrown everywhere, and the only clean thing was probably the lander.

Sighing, Yang Pingfan reorganized the whole room inside and out, and after a few hours, Zhang Xiaoming's wine also woke up, and he staggered out of the bedroom, saw the new house, and muttered, "Thank God, I gave me a snail girl." ”

As soon as the words fell into his head, he ate a chestnut, Zhang Xiaoming snorted, and when he looked back, it was Yang Pingfan.

"Wake up, tell me what's going on when you wake up. ”

Zhang Xiaoming glanced at his phone, shook his head, walked to the kitchen to open the refrigerator, took out a brandy and wanted to bite it open, and was kicked hard by Yang Pingfan, "Drink it, if you want to die, I'll help you now, but I promise it will definitely not be very comfortable." ”

"Don't, don't hit me!"

Zhang Xiaoming was so frightened that he stuffed the brandy back, took out half a roast duck, chopped it and put it in the microwave to heat it, took out a baguette again, cooked a pot of egg drop soup, and served it as dinner.

Yang Pingfan sat at the dining table, sipping brandy one by one, Zhang Xiaoming also wanted to pour a glass, but was glared back by Yang Pingfan.

"What the hell did you do, don't spend the huge amount of money you got in Siberia, it's enough for you to eat for a lifetime, how did it end up like this?"

Zhang Xiaoming nibbled on the bread, was stunned when he heard the words, and then the tears fell down, crying like a child, and began to sobble and sob.

After returning from Siberia, it was impossible to work part-time, Zhang Xiaoming never wanted to be someone else's worker, and he happened to have a huge amount of money in his hand, Zhang Xiaoming decided to start his own business.

Zhang Xiaoming first found a few young people who had just graduated from college to engage in original self-media, but soon found that it was too difficult to get results, and the original ones that he had worked so hard to do were often pirated, so Zhang Xiaoming turned to the idea of washing manuscripts.

After this incident, there is no drama in doing self-media, at this time, the family also came to the news, let him go home on a blind date, Zhang Xiaoming went home honestly, although he is an unemployed vagrant in a big city, but after all, there is a deposit in the card, and he can still be a big guy when he goes back to his hometown.

After some tossing, he didn't match his age, in order to get rid of the attributes of a love idiot, he spent a lot of money to take a PUA training course, and he didn't learn anything else, but he learned how to spend money to dress up, and the skills of pretending to be forced on social media are even more perfect.

On the other hand, the family continued to go on a blind date, pitiful parents, a lot of money was thrown down, the matchmaker looked at the dishes and introduced him to a post-00s girl, who was delicate and tender enough to pinch out the water.

After Zhang Xiaoming went through PUA training, he learned the simplest tricks of picking up girls and throwing money!

Therefore, the two of them made rapid progress, and soon pulled the certificate, the post-00 little wife keeps pace with the times, and the cost is very large, Zhang Xiaoming thought that sooner or later he would have to do the mountain and eat short, so he decided to start a business again, this time he chose the direction, and engaged in the catering industry and worked down-to-earth.

He recruited a few waiters in his hometown, threw all his savings in, and opened a ramen restaurant in Suzaku, which cost hundreds of thousands of miles for materials alone.

The two of them were busy, and finally opened a month later, with a few flower baskets at the door, a string of earth red, everyone wore new clothes, and they were full of ambition at the door, imagining a better life in the future.

Soon the first wave of customers came to the door, wearing white hats, cardigans, and red firecracker crumbs on the ground.

Zhang Xiaoming and his wife were stunned, thinking that they had paid filial piety to the big guy in charge of this block, and after a closer look, they found that these people did not beat people, but only smashed and smashed kitchen utensils, tableware, table and chair decorations, and poor Zhang Xiaoming spent more than 100,000 yuan on decoration before a single guest enjoyed it turned into garbage.

The waiters recruited by Zhang Xiaoming in his hometown are all honest people, and when he encounters this kind of thing, he shrunk in the corner like a quail and shivered, not daring to resist at all, and his wife could only scream.

"Stop!"

Zhang Xiaoming was so angry that he went up and pulled, but he was hit with a stick on the back of his head, his eyes were black, and he fell straight to the ground.

When he woke up, hundreds of thousands of decoration achievements were ruined, and he encountered this kind of thing when he opened Daxi, Zhang Xiaoming called the police without saying a word.

The police from the police station in the jurisdiction came, and after inspection, they said that this matter is not in our hands.

Zhang Xiaoming was furious, saying that my property was destroyed and people were injured, so I don't care, I want to call the mayor's hotline to complain to you.

The old policeman pulled Zhang Xiaoming aside and said: "It's difficult for us to do it, no one can stand the hat of destroying national unity, I suggest you go to the people who smashed your store to negotiate a solution." ”

Zhang Xiaoming quickly figured out the reason, the mastermind of smashing the shop was the owner of a ramen restaurant opened by a nearby Tianlong person, and the people of their planet formulated a national rule, no second ramen shop was allowed to open within 400 meters, and whoever dared to open the shop would smash the shop.

"It's lawless!"

Zhang Xiaoming was furious, Lao Maozi's armed mercenaries and snakeheads have all fought, can't he still fight you? He cleaned up the mess and prepared to continue his business.

In the afternoon, the gang came again, Zhang Xiaoming called the police again, and while waiting for the police, he decided to talk to the other party and ask what the other party wanted.

The other party said that there are two ways for you to go, first, close the door and leave, and second, compensate us 500,000 yuan.