"Your hip circumference is 91.64" When Dongfang Xiaofei finished talking about his hips, Zhang Shaohan seemed to see an alien, this Dongfang Xiaofei is simply not a person, if it is a person, there should be mistakes, and there will be errors, how can he say exactly what he sits about. If he is a human being, it is terrible, is he a human being? He is a human being! So this Dongfang Xiaofei is terrifying, it should be said that it is terrifying.

Looking at Zhang Shaohan's complicated expression, Dongfang Xiaofei couldn't help but feel a burst of amusement in his heart. Fortunately, I have an understanding of women's measurements, from the first time I saw Zhang Shaohan, Dongfang Xiaofei was very sure that she was a woman with an extremely standard figure, so Dongfang Xiaofei said according to the standard measurement of 1.68 meters, I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence, it was all right.

"Teacher Zhang, don't be surprised, believe in my major. What's more, for a standard beauty like you, I have to observe more carefully, and the accuracy rate is naturally higher. ”

Zhang Shaohan came back to his senses.

"Teacher Dongfang, you are so professional!" Zhang Shaohan didn't know what to say.

"Teacher Zhang, let's talk about the color matching of your clothes.

"Okay, okay!" Zhang Shaohan hurriedly said.

"First of all, this little orange coat of yours, with this little white T-shirt inside, shows youth and vitality, do you know what orange represents?

Zhang Shaohan shook his head.

White represents purity, so it means that you are a simple and happy girl. "Orange is a cheerful and lively color, the warmest of the warm colors, it reminds people of golden autumn, abundant fruits, a color of abundance, joy and happiness. A slight mixture of orange with black or white will make it a calm, subtle and bright warm color, but with more black, it will become a burnt color, and a lot of white with orange will bring a sweet feeling. "Dongfang Xiaofei can really fool.

"Mmmmmmmmmm

"Hehe, Dongfang Xiaofei has a beautiful heart, in fact, the first time I saw Zhang Shaohan, I knew that she was a pure little Lori, of course, her brain is also relatively stupid, and the more stupid people are naturally simpler.

Looking at Zhang Shaohan's bulging, choppy front, Dongfang Xiaofei swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Then he said: "Let's talk about your pink miniskirt, which just matches your pink head card, showing innocence and loli." Actually, this pink is a kind of suggestive process.

"What is the implication?" Zhang Shaohan asked stupidly.

"It's the romance in the heart that is hinted at

Pink also represents cuteness, loli, and moe

Pink is very popular with little girls

Pink is also the color of angels."

After Dongfang Xiaofei finished speaking, his eyes looked at Zhang Shaohan gently, and Zhang Shaohan blushed with shame.

Dongfang Xiaofei felt that the time was almost up, and his lips gently came up and kissed Zhang Shaohan lightly on the cheek.

"You are so beautiful!" Dongfang Xiaofei said softly, and was about to kiss Zhang Shaohan's lips.

"Teacher Dongfang, I have something to do with you. Zhang Shaohan took a step back in a panic and sat back on the sofa, his face flushed.

Dongfang Xiaofei realized that he was a little out of shape, after all, this was the second time he had seen a girl, no matter how beautiful the girl was, no matter how Lori she looked, she couldn't eat hot tofu if she was anxious.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Zhang, I couldn't help it just now. After speaking, Dongfang Xiaofei bowed his head "ashamed".

Looking at Dongfang Xiaofei's funny expression, Zhang Yunhan snorted.

"It's okay, I know you're not that kind of person!"

"Dizzy, how do you know that Lao Tzu is not that kind of person, Lao Tzu can't wait to press you to the bed right away, pick you up, what old man pushes the cart, Guanyin sits on the lotus, try them one by one. ”

"Thank you Teacher Zhang for forgiveness, I don't know what you are looking for me?" Dongfang Xiaofei asked implicitly.

"That's right," Teacher Zhang wiped a trace of sadness on his face, "There is a person named Li Hongchen in your class, and I don't know what's wrong, everyone is staring at me in class and after class, and he asked me out to watch a movie yesterday." After speaking, Zhang Yunhan's face turned red again.

Dongfang Xiaofei's brain quickly skipped Li Hongchen's figure, and the red-eyed "Han" word on his arm made Dongfang Xiaofei suddenly realize.

"Isn't the school a rule that you can't go out to the movies? Besides, it seems like a closed school. Dongfang Xiaofei asked puzzled.

"I don't know very well, anyway, Li Hongchen in your class, you should take care of it, you have already beaten several male classmates in my class. ”

"Why?"

"I don't know why, at first I thought it was a conflict between classmates, but then I realized that it was not like that, those male classmates walked with me for a while after class, and then they were beaten. I suspect ......" Zhang Yunhan didn't finish his words, but the meaning was already obvious.

"It seems that I have to talk to this Li Hongchen about it. Dongfang Xiaofei said with a firm gaze.

"But ......," Zhang Yunhan wanted to say and stopped.

"But what?" Dongfang Xiaofei asked.

"You must be careful of this Li Hongchen, he is the little bully in the school, in the second year of high school, no student or teacher dares to provoke him. Zhang Yunhan said worriedly.

"Does the school ignore him? Just let him be so arrogant?" asked Dongfang Xiaofei.

"School? This school is a place where people eat people and don't spit out bones, as long as you can make money, it's OK, and the school doesn't care whether the teacher lives or dies. Zhang Yunhan smiled and pouted.

Dongfang Xiaofei's face was solemn, it seemed that the burden on his body was not small. The school is getting more and more of a mystery.

"Teacher Zhang, how long have you been in this school?" Dongfang Xiaofei asked off-topic.

"It's been more than half a year. ”

"Then you should have a certain understanding of the sophomore class. ”

"I realized that it was impossible to talk about it, and on the first day of class, I was teased by these students and splashed me with water. ”

Dongfang Xiaofei has a deep understanding of this, and if he didn't know martial arts today, he probably looked down.

"And then?"

"Later, I don't know why, but when I went to class for the second time, the classroom was quiet, no one made trouble, and even if I didn't want to learn my English subject, I just slept on the table obediently. Zhang Yunhan said puzzled.

"Li Hongchen should have listened attentively. Dongfang Xiaofei asked tentatively.

"Yes, how do you know?" Zhang Yunhan now believes that Dongfang Xiaofei has the ability to predict everything. It seems that it was right to come to this Oriental teacher today.