"Next time, can you start lightly?" Yu Kai said pitifully, "You will start so hard when you come up, who can bear it." ”

"Yo Yo Yo, then you are so pitiful, come on, come on. The moon god reached out and put it on his cheek as if he was calling a pet, Yu Kai's cheek was already very painful, and the moon god patted his cheek and whispered to him.

"Yu Kai! This god told you, I have been a god for so long, and this god has never acted with others like this, I want this god to say, you guy, just act and act, why do you have to pretend to be forced in front of this god, do you know? Acting and pretending to be forced are two different things. With that, the luna slapped him on the cheek again.

Yu Kai's cheeks hurt and couldn't help but push her away.

"Damn, aren't you annoying! It's all painful, and you're still rubbing my face. Yu Kai said to her unhappily.

"Hahaha!" The moon god stood next to Yu Kai and couldn't help laughing, she laughed and said, "Rub your face, rub your face, this god is not only going to rub your face, this god is also going to crush your bones and ashes." ”

"Frustrate the bones and scatter ashes, God, still with such a scary?" Yu Kai looked solemn.

"Yes, it's a bone-busting and ashes! hahaha! Isn't it particularly interesting, hahaha. The moon god lifted Yu Kai's chin, "Do you know why this god fixed you first? Because you're so annoying, this god - I've never seen an exorcist so annoying to you." Ahem, ahem!"

The two were very close, and this cough, spittle Xingzi sprayed directly on Yu Kai's body.

"You spit, spit in my face. Yu Kai subconsciously avoided the moon god, not only did he not avoid her, but the strength of the moon god's hand was greater.

"You try again, just one person, do you think you are the opponent of this god?" The moon god slowly approached his cheek, attached to Yu Kai's ear, and said, "Yu Kai, you remember, you are not the opponent of this god, you are not the opponent of this god now, and it is impossible to be an opponent of this god in the future, this god advises you to give up as soon as possible, it is good for you and for this god himself." ”

"Why!" these words almost came out of Yu Kai's mouth.

"Why? Okay, God will let you see why now. The moon god gradually let go of Yu Kai, she raised her lips and smiled, this smile seemed very cold to Yu Kai, Yu Kai's heart was completely cold, and her heart was cold.

What happened next, Yu Kai could never have imagined in his life.

"Isn't it super fun to play a game of indulgence on the road?" said the moon god.

Yu Kai's face darkened, "Neurotic! If you don't give your mobile phone, you won't give it, and you're still playing tricky games on the road, and you're not ashamed to be seen by others." ”

"Shame on you, what's there to be ashamed of, drunk, who knows whom. The moon god said again.

Yu Kai seemed to have expected something, and he immediately said to the moon god, "I'm a good day, don't you want to get drunk and make a fuss on the road, it's just a shame." ”

Before he finished speaking, Yu Kai was about to leave.

As soon as she took a step, she was controlled by the moon god with a spell.

The moon god raised his arms and walked leisurely to Yu Kai.

She raised an eyebrow, "Why don't you go?" Didn't you just look aggrieved and pitifully tell me that you want to leave? Why don't you leave? ”

Yu Kai pouted in disgust, "You have frozen me, how do you want me to go?"

"Freeze? What reason do you have to say that God has fixed you, is it possible that you have evidence, even if the police handle the case, you must have evidence. ”

"I don't come to the world to play, even the police know it, I thought that the moon god only stayed in the moon palace and never came to the world. Yu Kai said.

"Who said that I often go to the mortal world alone to have fun, right? The moon god said to Yu Kai.

"Oh, dignified Moon God, come to the mortal world to play alone, Gu Wen won't accompany you?"

Yu Kai said this with a big grin, and this statement immediately caused the moon god to be unhappy, and the moon god said to him, "What's wrong with this god coming to the world to play alone, isn't this god worthy of coming to the world alone?"

"Worthy, why don't you deserve it, who are you, dignified moon god!" Yu Kai said sourly.

The moon god was not happy to hear him.

"Are you praising the gods, or are you deliberately coming to find trouble, if you are complimenting, the gods are welcome, but if you come here with the intention of looking for trouble, the gods welcome a fart!" The moon god spat and squirted on Yu Kai's face again.

Yu Kai wanted to wipe his face but couldn't move, feeling really uncomfortable.

"Can you give me back your phone and crack the spell. Yu Kai asked cautiously.

"Give it back to you?" said the moon god with a sudden agitation, "give it back to you, you don't dream anymore, you don't deserve it." ”

"You're not worthy!" Yu Kai raised her voice, she spat at him, and he spat at her.

"Stinky exorcist, you dare to spit on this god!ah!" the moon god was so excited that he almost jumped on the spot.

Yu Kai thought that she was just a simple anger, but she didn't expect that in the next second, she actually used a spell to directly hang Yu Kai upside down.

Yu Kai was so shocked that his mouth grew.

The moon god not only controlled Yu Kai's body, but also controlled his mind and movements, and Yu Kai at this time was no different from a puppet.

He stared at the moon god with big eyes, though it didn't seem to be of much use.

The moon god gave him a whole pocket-digging motion.

Even Yu Kai didn't know that he still had a small speaker in his pocket.

The moon god instructed him to put the small speaker on the ground, but Yu Kai was unwilling to put the small speaker on the ground, so the two of them were in a stalemate.

The moon god's face was sweating, and the moment when she felt for the first time that she had actually missed her hand again was strange.

Her spells were super good before.

At least there shouldn't be such a mistake.

"You let go. "The moon god made a mistake in his spell, and he began to count Yu Kai.

Yu Kai said, "Let go, why should I let go, I'm not stupid, let go, it's not my own hardship, can you let me go? ”

"Don't shout, no, don't bother. The moon god turned around, and Yu Kai also turned around.

Before entering the alley, she turned around and walked out of the alley.

"No, you threw my phone away and asked me if I was bothered. If you take someone else's things and don't return them, are you still reasonable?" Yu Kai said.

"Get out of the way. The moon god said unhappily, "I didn't see that I was in a bad mood, I was in a bad mood, why did you ask me for a mobile phone, you don't deserve it! ”

Yu Kai continued to chatter, instilling some so-called big truths, "Zi said, there are borrowings and repayments, and those who borrow do not pay them back, do not keep their promises, are despicable villains, and are shameless." ”

"Do you really want to go to school with this outfit?" Yu Kai could be laughed at by Gu Wen, he said, "Brother, didn't I say you, in terms of age, you have to have a thousand years old, this thousand-year-old demon goes to school, isn't it a joke?"

When Yu Kai was smiling, he didn't know that Gu Wen had already picked up the key and threw it on his head, not only did he move quickly, but he didn't leave room for Yu Kai, and the ice cream in Yu Kai's hand fell off in pain.

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