Zhang Xiaoming: Are you there?

Su Yaya: Yes

Zhang Xiaoming: Have you eaten?

Su Yaya: Just finished eating

Zhang Xiaoming: Let's chat!

Su Yaya: I'll eat

Zhang Xiaoming thought to himself: It's okay! Su Yaya eats and ignores me

Wait, hasn't she eaten it?

Two hours later, he mustered up the courage and decided to trust Su Yaya one more time

Zhang Xiaoming: Have you finished eating?

No reply!

Zhang Xiaoming: Did you have dinner Su Yaya?

Su Yaya: Yes

Zhang Xiaoming: What do you eat?

Su Yaya: I'm going to take a shower

Zhang Xiaoming slapped himself with a big mouth, and actually affected others to eat and take a bath!

Another half an hour passed,

Zhang Xiaoming: Are you done?

Su Yaya: Yes

Zhang Xiaoming: Su Yaya, since the beginning of high school, so many years have passed, in fact, you have always been in my heart, do you have time to come out for a meal?

Su Yaya: Hehe

……

The chat history turned over page by page, it was all his own humility, Zhang Xiaoming sighed, was about to put out the cigarette, and continued to code, suddenly the mobile phone trembled, picked it up and looked, it was actually Su Yaya who sent a voice, so scared that he almost threw the phone out, he thought that he had hallucinated too much.

Click on it and listen to it, it was Su Yaya's beautiful voice: "Zhang Xiaoming, can you come to me?"

"Now?"

"Yes, come now, I want to see you. ”

Zhang Xiaoming's tears of excitement flowed, and happiness suddenly came knocking on the door!

He hurriedly changed out of his slimy underwear, immediately rushed to the bathroom and took a random shower, washed off the eye feces and dirt on his body, shaved his face with a razor bought with 9 pieces of 9 and free shipping, put on clean clothes, sprayed cologne on his body several times, looked in the mirror, and felt that his sharp eyes were as sharp as a laser pointer shining on Cai Xukun's eyes.

I looked at the WeChat wallet again, the recent public opinion of the Suzaku Fourth Courtyard made him show his skills, and made a lot of money to wash the land, eat a Western meal tonight, and stay in a five-star hotel for one night is enough, and his last month was finally on the shelves, although there are only a dozen subscriptions, but you can get full attendance, it is really a double harvest of career and love, congratulations.

went out, took a taxi, and went straight to Lin Yaya's residence, all the way with excitement, the goddess was finally moved by herself, and her dream of many years was about to come true.

Coming downstairs to Lin Yaya's residence, Zhang Xiaoming paid the fare, went upstairs and knocked on the door, but no one answered, so he dialed Lin Yaya's mobile phone, and when he was waiting for the other party to answer, he inadvertently glanced at the trash can at the entrance of the building and found that there were two packets of unopened brown sugar in it.

The phone rang, "Xiao Ming, you're here, I'm at a food stall in the night market in the old city, eating barbecue with friends, come here." Zhang Xiaoming was excited again, and ran over by taxi again.

When she arrived at the night market in the old city, Zhang Xiaoming called again, but she didn't answer, saying that maybe the night market was too noisy and she couldn't hear the ringtone.

So it was easy to find, and finally found that Lin Yaya and a group of men and women were sitting together and feasting, with many barbecue dishes in front of them, most of which had been eaten, empty beer bottles piled up on the ground, and several women were all showy, although the weather began to turn cold, but they were all small hot pants with big white legs, which was very eye-catching, and the men had colorful chicken nest heads, and the big ones were wearing tea glasses at night, with iron rings on their ears, big gold chains on their chests, and colorful tattoos on their arms-

But this is not the point, what made Zhang Xiaoming's good mood disappear in an instant was that a man actually put his hand on Lin Yaya's snow-white shoulder! Lin Yaya didn't care, but helped him pick garlic with a smile.

"Xiao Ming is here, I've eaten, you can sit down and eat." Lin Yaya pushed away the man's hand, let out a disgusted sigh of disgust, and put a few bunches of potato slices, leek leaves, and enoki mushrooms in front of Zhang Xiaoming.

Zhang Xiaoming was inexplicably moved, and ate the food delivered by the goddess for the first time.

Today is a milestone!

Just after eating three or four skewers, before the enoki mushrooms were eaten, someone proposed to sing, Lin Yaya smiled and said: "Xiao Ming, today is my treat, you pay for me." ”

Zhang Xiaoming's hand holding the enoki mushroom string paused, and said in his heart that this is too hard, he came all the way to pay for others, but after thinking about it, it is also an honor to be able to pay for the goddess, and the goddess must not lose face!

Without hesitation, he took out his mobile phone: "I'll come." ”

The boss came over to calculate the account, and after erasing the odds, he ate a total of 600 yuan, Zhang Xiaoming felt as if he had been inserted with three knives in his heart, it was not 600 yuan, but three knives and six holes, and he spent so much on a barbecue before he tasted it, and he would have to bleed heavily when he could sing, and it was estimated that the remaining money was not enough for the second half.

Sure enough, Lin Yaya sent him an invitation: "Xiao Ming, sing with us." ”

"Okay. ”

Zhang Xiaoming still didn't give up and agreed.

So the group took a taxi to the nearby Emgrand KTV.

Entering the door, the leading brother directly asked the waiter for a large private room, and a group of people laughed and laughed under the guidance of the waiter, but Zhang Xiaoming walked alone at the end, no one cared about him, here he only knew Lin Yaya, but Lin Yaya only talked to the old brother.

Sitting down, the old brother who had been tired of being with Lin Yaya stood up, looked around the field with a terrible look in his eyes, threw the cigarette and mobile phone on the table at will, raised his hand, called the waiter, and said, "Hey, brother, you come! What is the price of your foreign wine package?" Okay, don't introduce it, it's expensive!"

When Zhang Xiaoming heard this, his body trembled inadvertently, and seeing the waiter close the door and go out, Zhang Xiaoming said, "I'll go to the bathroom first." ”

After finishing speaking, he went out to catch up, and the person next to him pouted and said, "Isn't there a bathroom in the box, he won't even know this, right?"

Lin Yaya's smile suddenly froze, "The first time he came to KTV, he probably didn't know this." ”

saw Zhang Xiaoming catch up with the waiter just now, and whispered: "Dude, don't listen to him, just serve Chivas Regal, two bottles of green tea are enough, and the fruit bowl should be small." ”

When I came back and sat down, I found that the good positions were occupied, only the end of the sofa had a vacant seat, and the other people were men and women in pairs, hugging each other, and there was a pair in the dim place that kissed together, but Zhang Xiaoming sat there alone, watching people in pairs, playing and laughing, and the taste was really unbearable.

I saw that the leader was holding the armrest with his left hand, holding the cigarette above his head with his right hand, his neck relaxed, shaking, shaking slowly, and his expression was intoxicated.

At this time, the music climaxed, and he sang rock and roll with all his might, but he won a round of applause and screams even though the five tones were incomplete, Zhang Xiaoming's heart was full of disdain: The DJ was obviously playing a deep house, and the action that should be coordinated was shaking his legs and shaking his head, how could this deflated three understand this, and he started to operate the railing directly.

In Zhang Xiaoming's contempt, after singing a song, he returned to his seat, undressed, bare-chested, revealing a tattoo of a ribbon fish with bells and whistles, and drank the wine in the cup in one gulp, Lin Yaya rushed over and hugged him, completely ignoring his feelings, the man's hand reached directly into Lin Yaya's skirt, and Zhang Xiaoming's blood rushed straight to his head.

"Xiao Ming, you order a song, I remember that you sang very well. ”

Lin Yaya felt a little snub to him, and pushed away the man and sat next to Zhang Xiaoming.

Zhang Xiaoming's small heart balanced, and ordered his favorite folk song "Chengdu", which was cut off as soon as he picked up the microphone and replaced with "Desert Camel".

In the deafening howl, Zhang Xiaoming lowered his head and drank stuffy wine, drank glass after glass, and saw the man's hand slap Lin Yaya in the drunken haze, Zhang Xiaoming must hesitate to go up in normal times, but this time the wine is strong and intimidating, he grabbed the empty wine bottle and stepped forward, protected Lin Yaya, and looked at each other angrily: "What are you doing!"

Lin Yaya grabbed Zhang Xiaoming: "It's okay, we're having fun, people are helping me fix my hair!"

After speaking, he threw himself into the man's arms, and got up again.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoming felt that he was a thorough honest man, a pick-up man, a jack, licking a dog, standing with an empty wine bottle, and not walking.

Lin Yaya and the man took a microphone and started singing a love song duet, Zhang Xiaoming's face was cloudy, his thoughts turned a few times, and finally gave up, and understood a thing, don't talk about taking the plate, the wheel x can't be his turn, and giving an ob position is charity, he pretended to go to the toilet and went out quietly, went straight downstairs, rode a small yellow car and drove away, his heart was full of the joy of victory: Do you still want Lao Tzu to pay?

Zhang Xiaoming Although Ah Q was in good spirits, the sadness in his heart was lingering, all the way back to his residence, it was late at night, and he spent 15 yuan at the convenience store on the street to buy a two-tael set of 100 years of confusion, and went directly to the top floor of the steel dormitory building, and poured his neck up with the cold wind blowing from the Vermilion Bird River.

As the saying goes, wine is even more sorrowful, 2 taels of 52° liquor poured down, Zhang Xiaoming couldn't help but whimper and cry, "God, what did I do wrong, to torture me like this, it's not even a spare tire, at best, it's just a jack for changing a spare tire."

I put my heart to Mingyue, but you took Mingyue to take care of the ditch, no matter how I say it, I am also conscientious, a self-media worker with an income, who has been chasing hard for so many years, Yaya's heart is on that ruffian, and she has never looked at me squarely, is it that an honest person is destined to take over?"

Zhang Xiaoming felt sorry for himself while recalling the past, it was a freshman in high school, just enrolled, and when he was assigned a seat, he was assigned next to Lin Yaya, Lin Yaya was the most beautiful girl in the class.

She wears a ponytail and a white short-sleeved T-shirt, and the boys in the class like her, and Zhang Xiaoming is no exception.

With such an opportunity in front of him, Zhang Xiaoming was secretly happy in his heart: Haha, my spring is coming.

As soon as he sat down, Zhang Xiaoming couldn't hold back the tension in his heart, and he didn't dare to let go of his farts when he sat next to Lin Yaya.

The result was that Lin Yaya took the initiative to say hello: "Hello! My name is Lin Yaya." ”

Zhang Xiaoming's face turned red, and he lowered his head shyly: You ...... You...... Hello, my name is Zhang Xiaoming. ”