Chapter 546: Ancient Artifact--Broom Pimple!
As for Li Chun's question, he didn't care about it at all, but was more concerned about the next two great learnings.
Seeing the eager eyes of everyone, Xu Yang was embarrassed to hide it, so he could only straighten his body and adjust his sitting posture, after all, preaching and receiving karma to solve doubts is a sacred thing, and it is necessary to have a sense of ritual.
"Ahem, since everyone wants to know so much, then the teacher will talk to you well."
"This second style, the big-necked slip is more reliable, and the lethality is not very strong, which is more suitable for use when the hatred between the two is not so great!"
"How to make a move is secondary, but your eyes must be in place, you have to stare out of that feeling, and then the palm of the hand rises and falls, and goes straight to the back of the cheek three inches. ”
"After the sound of pia~, congratulations on your successful learning, and you can also achieve a qualified Northeast person achievement, if there is a Northeast person next to you, you can also give you a senior certification!, such as ~~"
"You've got a good deal with your big neck!!"
Xu Yang was talking seriously, the people around him were listening carefully, and from time to time they could applaud him to give him some affirmation, just this atmosphere felt like he was not talking about martial arts at all, but like telling them jokes.
"This is good, this is good, this kind of move that relies mainly on momentum is more suitable for Xiao Chun, hurry up and learn, it's okay, you just practice against Yangyang, after all, the master has to teach by hand! Haha!" Teacher He smiled while holding his stomach.
Li Chun: "Is that so, then I'll try, as he spoke, he was going to use force against him, and he also raised his little hand high!"
Xu Yang...
"Presumptuous, you scoundrel, hurry up and retreat for your master, do you still want to beat your master?"
"Hey, hey, you let me go, you beat me back again!"
In the face of his threat, Li Chun was not afraid at all, and then straightened his chest and leaned towards him:
"You fight, you fight, I see where you want to fight!
Xu Yang:"@#¥%......&*"
Hey, sure enough, there is no one who is easy to get along with, let's fight, it's impossible, don't say beat in this case, even if you push her, it may be indecent time.
The main thing is that she is a little at a loss, she learned this trick in the crew of "Three Lives and Three Worlds", and she has not forgotten it until now.
I don't know why, a girl who is usually quite a lady, why is it easy to start using violence when she meets him, and Hang Chuxue is the same, and he still remembers that the other party's teeth are very good.
'Brother, do I have a bug that makes women lose their minds?'
In fact, it makes sense for him to think so, after all, when he is angry, he does not distinguish between men and women, men are okay, at least everyone is a decent person, they have a head and a face and can't do anything, but women are different.
It turns out that women are willful, regardless of age, fortunately he is also a soldier for two years, otherwise he really can't deal with such an enemy.
After watching the two fight for a while, Mr. He finally said:
"Okay Xiaochun, let's let him go today!"
"Come, Yangyang, tell me about the last trick!"
Xu Yang didn't think about this and said: "As for the last move, it is also the simplest move in it." ”
"First of all, straighten your fingers and take a deep breath of dantian's breath, dantian knows where it is, it's three inches below the navel!"
"Then send the blood of the whole body to the palm of the hand, use the strength of breastfeeding, draw a perfect parabola in the air, and go straight to the opponent's big face!"
"Attention, the finishing touch is coming, it must be accompanied by a sentence I ***, and then the back of the little hand immediately followed, snapping a combo, insisting on four eight beats to the end, and you can't send a sentence at the end, what do you want to do!"
"Although this move is lethal, it is extremely insulting, and it will cause more damage to the other party's mind than the body, so please use it carefully!"
After finally finishing speaking, by chance he suddenly saw Xiao Yueyue who was writing and drawing in a notebook without knowing where to go!
"Brother Yue, what are you doing?" asked Xu Yang with some puzzlement.
Xiao Yueyue: "Take notes, when I have time, I must write this paragraph into my cross talk, art comes from life, I am heavenly, it's so interesting, hahaha!"
Xu Yang...
This is a bit excessive, obviously said in advance that this is a unique skill of the Northeasterners, but you want to carry it forward, hey, sure enough, the sentence of the law does not pass on the six ears is still very reasonable!
"Xu Yang, I feel that you really have the talent to speak cross talk, you are simply a cross talk actor who has been delayed by singing!"
"Don't, Brother Yue, don't say it, when I go home and pack up, I'll go to Deyun Club to apprentice!" Xu Yang also said helplessly at this time.
Since talking about this topic, the laughter in the courtyard has not stopped, and at this time, they have attracted Huangshi, who is cooking in the kitchen.
"What are you talking about, smiling so happily, I heard it stir-frying in it!" Huang Shi asked, looking at the people in the courtyard who were almost all laughing on the table.
Seeing Huang Shi coming over to ask questions, Teacher He hurriedly explained:
"Yang Yang just taught Xiao Chun three self-defense techniques, which are electric cannons, big neck slippers, and... And, oh yes, big-eared thunderson, laughing at us, haha!"
"Yes, I've heard of these too, but I also know that there is a weapon with great lethality in the Northeast, do you know what it is?" asked Huang Shi with a playful expression.
Hearing this, everyone shook their heads, only Xu Yang suddenly said:
"Could it be that you're talking about the legendary ancient artifact - the broom pimple?"
Huang Shi: "Yes, the authoritarian children in the Northeast are disobedient, I don't believe you ask Yangyang!"
Seeing that everyone looked at him, he could only nod silently, when he was a child, he was beaten by the director in the orphanage, but these are all things in the past, and there is no need to mention the past, and then continued:
"This artifact can't be controlled by ordinary people, unless it's a child's mother, once it falls into its hands, even the child's father is afraid!"
"It's really fake!" Li Chun asked with some surprise.
Xu Yang: "Let me say so, its use is also very particular, first you have to pick up your fingers and pinch your waist, and then your eyes are at least as big as a copper bell, and finally you are releasing a spell."
"Don't you dare!"
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help laughing, they didn't know how many times he laughed at it today, and they felt that their faces began to hurt.
When he grew up a little, he often saw mothers educating and educating their children like this, and that scene felt like a child's mother was like Angela who had opened G, and it was violent.
In fact, if you want him to say it, it's not without a way to crack it, but the first thing you have to see is that your grandma is not at home, after all, you have to be your own mother to persuade your mother at this time, and grandma may be useless.
If you're not at home, it's best to lower your noble head and quickly reply, 'Mom, I don't dare anymore!'
"Okay, don't laugh, hurry up to the kitchen and serve food!" Mr. Huang smiled!
Then everyone laughed and quickly got up to serve the food, I have to say that today's lunch meal was quite good, the eel they caught in the morning, as well as their own bacon, set up a whole table.
"Oh, how happy people are today, it's been a long time since the family has been so lively, welcome Xiao Yueyue and Xiao Chun!" Teacher He said, holding up his glass.
Cheers*8
In fact, people are like this, although they are all working hard in first-tier cities, but sometimes a lot of people does not bring you joy, and sometimes it will make you feel lonely.
On the contrary, it feels best for a few friends to get together, which is why the show "Death" is so popular with everyone.
Because it is not only the stars inside, the beautiful scenery of the mountains, but also the joy of reunion between friends after a long absence, after all, most people can't stay with their best friends every day.
Just like the best friend in "Love Apartment", why it is so popular is because their life is officially what everyone yearns for, and their show is the same, plain and exciting!
He ate a meal happily and slowly, because he knew he was going to leave after the meal.
But there is no banquet in the world, and finally this meal has come to an end.
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