"Hello everyone, I'm Colin, welcome to the Daily Life Show"

After the usual opening remarks, the audience in front of the TV laughed at Colin's exaggerated expression, because this is one of the popular talk shows in the United States.

"Today, we're talking about stocks. And as a veteran shareholder, I want to tell everyone, Wall Street, please stop lying to us! So a few days ago, when those vampires came to me to recommend a certain stock, I was very smart enough to tell my mother, it was from the tax office!"

There was a burst of laughter, and there was no one in North America who didn't hate those tax officials?

"You know? Are those vampires recommending that stock? I'll tell you, it's Microsoft! And then the next day, I stumbled upon the market, and suddenly I realized that it was over $300? $300?

A series of shielding voices expressed Colin's "inner remorse". In the midst of laughter, he continued: "Within a few days, Microsoft actually fell back below $100. Hahaha, $100, wahahaha——!" In the midst of exaggerated laughter, Colin seemed to suddenly wake up, "If I'm not mistaken, I shouldn't have bought Microsoft stock, right?"

(Voiceover, another burst of laughter!)

After a short opening remarks, the audience already knows the topic of today's talk show. Although there was a lot of uproar in the past, the number of people who care about finance and stocks is limited after all, and compared with talk shows with a wide audience, they are completely two worlds.

Immediately after that, a series of television images appeared, and Colin's apt comments became the embellishment:

"I don't want to complain about Mr. Bill Gates's arrogance, this may be the beginning of your personal failure!" (Wow!Who is this man?)

"I don't comment on the dreams of a layman. (It turns out that this little old man is a layman)

"I'm sorry, isn't it a layman for a business school dropout to study computer software, and I have at least a bachelor's degree!"

"I got into Haval!"

"My boss is UC" (wait!)

The TV screen immediately paused, and Colin became vivid: "Wait, wait, I always thought that this little old man was an executive of a high-tech company, or a Soviet agent? Why does he actually have a boss? Could it be that this suit is straight, is this little old man pulling insurance?" There were bursts of laughter outside the audience, and Colin made witty words, "Mr. Bill Gates, what are you arguing with the insurance? If you want to quarrel, you have to quarrel with the UC hiding behind the little old man?"

And the TV footage continued: "Mr. Kodis, do you think you should drop out of school and start a business?"

"Mr. Chancellor, do you think degrees are important?"

The TV screen stopped again, and the screen was full of the confused face of Principal Kodis. Amid the laughter in the hall, Colin shook his head, "Poor Mr. Principal Kodis. I think you should find another job, you should become the principal of UC!"

The TV footage continued: "We respect everyone's philosophy, including the poor White Lotus company, you can invest in it yourself, develop a mail-order network, and think about how to better stuff your junk advertising paper into the mailbox"

"Stop!" Colin shouted again, "What White Lotus Company? Mail Order Company? Is that all this deception? That little old man is actually a postman? Mr. Bill Gates is arguing with the postman? God, Mr. Bill Gates, where's your Garfield?"

Amid bursts of laughter, the picture continues: "I forgive the impudence and arrogance of that scholar, which is the result of a lack of knowledge and education. As Microsoft's fourth-largest shareholder, we certainly have the right to make recommendations. As for our investments, Mr. Bill Gates has no right to interfere. (God, did the post office become a majority shareholder in Microsoft?)

"Our Microsoft operation and R&D also do not need outside interference" (Is this a children's quarrel over candy?)

"How are we outsiders? We're shareholders in Microsoft. In view of Mr. Bill Gates's arbitrariness, we at White Lotus will contact all Microsoft shareholders, including Mr. Paul Allen, in the hope that a shareholders' meeting will be held as soon as possible to jointly remove Bill Gates, the dictator, from the seat of chairman and CEO of Microsoft!"

Colin exclaimed: "That's a good point! But why is there no follow?"

In the midst of laughter, Allen's TV picture appeared, facing reporters: "I have always ignored the words of the mad dog. ”

"Shh——!h was cut by the TV station like this, and there is no doubt that the image of Bill Gates and Allen has been greatly damaged. They are like dictatorial tyrants, while White Lotus and Kent have become Don Quixote who fights independently.

The contents of the open letter appeared on the TV screen. At this time, Kent had been injured unexpectedly, and Jing Jian took over the banner of this scolding war: "We believe that, just like Apple's Jonas back then, Mr. Bill Gates is already a dictator and is no longer suitable for the position of CEO of Microsoft." To be like Apple's board of directors back then, it was necessary to "

Colin seemed to be muttering to himself: "Microsoft without Mr. Bill Gates?

Immediately another open letter appeared: "Our company thinks that the esteemed Mr. Jonas is a good fit!"

This time, it was Colin with a confused look. In the midst of laughter, Colin asked, "Are you saying that Mr. Jonas is dictatorial at Apple, and in order to replace the dictatorial Mr. Bill Gates, he wants the dictatorial Mr. Jonas to become the CEO of Microsoft?"

Then, another paragraph jumps up: "Because of the setbacks that Mr. Jonas has suffered, we think that his business style will definitely improve greatly in the future." And no one should doubt the technical expertise of Mr. Jonas and Mr. Bill Gates?"

"That seems to make sense, huh?" Colin nodded, "but what about Mr. Bill Gates?"

"We at White Lotus believe that when Mr. Bill Gates has suffered a setback and learned his lessons, Apple's CEO is a good fit for him."

In the midst of earth-shattering laughter, Colin smiled and commented: "Okay! Mr. Jonas became the CEO of Microsoft, and Mr. Bill Gates became the CEO of Apple." Personally, I really like this exchange. Finally, I want to say, White Lotus Post Office, oh and that postman, I love you to death!"

The laughter was deafening