I don't know...... Can Xia Zhifei's cosmetics cover the wounds on her face. Xi Shaoxuan wiped his face with a towel, looked at himself in the mirror, his eyes were shining, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a fox-like smile.

Her cosmetics are so expensive, she usually doesn't let me touch them, how can she let me use them? That's why a fool will directly care about her, stealing his wife's cosmetics, and this kind of thing must be done secretly.

Just do it, Xi Shaoxuan finished washing neatly, regardless of the pain in his body, and returned to the bedroom with a brisk walk.

After coming to the bedroom, he first secretly glanced at Xia Zhifei, and there was a burst of ecstasy in his heart, God help me, she hasn't woken up yet, and she shouldn't be found if she moves quickly.

Xi Shaoxuan hurriedly came to the dresser and picked up a small glass bottle casually, he remembered that this was foundation, usually Xia Zhifei applied this, his face was as white as a ghost.

He squeezed the size of the soybean, it seems that Xia Zhifei usually uses so much makeup, but ...... Why doesn't it feel like it's enough?!

It must be because I have a big face! Xi Shaoxuan came to this conclusion without thinking, and immediately squeezed a large lump in his hand, pushed it away with his hand, and wiped it on his face indiscriminately.

I heard that this small bottle costs more than 2,000 yuan, and the woman's face is golden, and she paints such expensive things every day. Mask, water, milk, serum, primer, foundation, eye shadow, highlighter, lipstick, blush, ...... No wonder they are called losers, a face doesn't know how much it cost.

And the woman paints such expensive things on her face every day, and she doesn't see how good the skin is, she doesn't have to apply anything on her body, her skin is still so tender and smooth, so it's not necessarily good to apply that thing on her face!

Xi Shaoxuan frowned as he painted it, why did he feel more and more uncomfortable? Why did he feel that this thing was slimy? Isn't it uncomfortable for Xia Zhifei to apply this thing every day?

Sure enough, this is a woman! In order to be beautiful, she can really do anything, oh, woman!

Xi Shaoxuan looked in the mirror after painting, his eyes were about to pop out, he couldn't say a word with his mouth open, and he was so frightened by his appearance that he took several steps back.

What the hell is this! The person in the mirror, TMD, turned out to be me!

The face was as pale as a ghost, and even the eyebrows and eyelashes were dyed white, and in the mirror was still a human? No, this is a fucking ghost.

No, you have to wash it, if you go out like this, you will definitely become the brightest boy on this street, shame!

Xi Shaoxuan hurriedly ran to the bathroom, turned on the faucet to wash his face, he directly took a handful of water with his hands, and kept rubbing it with his hands, but the foundation liquid was like glue on his face, no matter how he washed it, he couldn't wash it off, and even his hands were stained with a layer.

This cosmetics pure man really can't control it. What does Xia Zhifei usually use to remove makeup? It seems that there is a bottle of clear liquid on her dresser to remove makeup.

"Ah————h

Xia Zhifei, who had just gotten up and was still yawning, was so frightened by the big white face that suddenly appeared in front of him that he screamed at the top of his throat.

"Wife, it's me. Xi Shaoxuan smiled at her awkwardly, and at the same time hurriedly hid a pair of white shiny hands behind him.

"Why are you? What are you wearing on your face? Xi Shaoxuan, are you sick? I have no grudge against you, why are you pretending to be a ghost in the morning to scare me?"

"How can I pretend to be a ghost to scare you. Xi Shaoxuan couldn't cry or laugh, and was afraid that Xia Zhifei would see something flawed, so he hurriedly wanted to leave, so he stepped aside, "Wife, do you want to go to the toilet? ”

"Wait a minute" Xia Zhifei stopped him, and the woman's intuition told her that the more nervous a person is, the more it means that there is something greasy in it, "Why is your face so white? You have applied my foundation?!" Xia Zhifei's eyes widened, staring at him tightly, her eyes were like hungry wolves, staring at Xi Shaoxuan's scalp numb.

Xi Shaoxuan's face did not change, and his heart did not beat: "It's not foundation, it's that I accidentally painted the white paint you used for painting." ”

"Xi Shaoxuan, are you a fool for me?" you return my foundation!" Xia Zhifei was so angry that he screamed and kept beating his back, "You return my foundation!"

Xi Shaoxuan avoided her beating, and swore an oath: "Buy, I'll buy, when I have the money to buy it for you! It hurts, don't fight! I still have wounds on my body." ”

"Xi Shaoxuan!" Xia Zhifei had a bitter face and stomped his feet in anger, but he still stopped what he was doing, "Xi Shaoxuan, you are a nasty ghost!"

"What's in your hand?

"No, really not. ”

"No, what are you hiding? ”

Saying that, she went to break Xi Shaoxuan's hand and stalked him like a shrew, Xi Shaoxuan always wanted to hide, but she still let her see her hand.

"Xi Shaoxuan!"

The moment Xia Zhifei saw his hand, she wanted to rush over and bite him to death, she frowned and kept beating him with her hand, "Xi Shaoxuan, you bastard, how much foundation have you ruined me? My bottle of foundation is too expensive, and I bought it on behalf of others, you bastard, a loser! You pay me!"

"I'm sorry, wife, I was wrong, okay? I'll buy it for you, can I buy it for you?" Xi Shaoxuan was already injured, although Xia Zhifei's beating was usually not so painful, but now it was tantamount to sprinkling salt on the wound, and he was going to die of pain.

"You said lightly, a man's mouth, a deceitful ghost, this sentence is really right, you don't have a dime, what do you buy for me?"

Xia Zhifei poked Xi Shaoxuan's sore spot with a word, a man who didn't have a penny and owed more than 1 million foreign debts, he didn't even know that these foreign debts could not be paid off until the Year of the Monkey, how could he buy foundation for his daughter-in-law?

"Wait...... When I have the money, I'll buy it for you, okay?"

Xi Shaoxuan held back the loneliness in his eyes, and said to her with a hippie smile: "Wife, how can I wash this thing off?" I can't wash it off, Fei Fei, you can help me." ”

Xia Zhifei was angry, but he yelled at him helplessly: "You just ruined my foundation, and you want to spoil my makeup remover, you bastard!"

Xi Shaoxuan approached her with a dead face, and blocked her by the wall with a hippie smile, "Wife, can you use it for me, come, kiss one." ”

As he spoke, he kissed her on the lips and affectionately dropped a kiss on her face.

Xia Zhifei twisted his head to the side after being kissed, and said angrily: "Get out, your face is full of foundation, don't rub my face." ”

Xi Shaoxuan almost laughed when he heard this, he thought I was smelly last night, and now I have already kissed my dirty face.