"Can you see it clearly next time you buy something?" Xia Yuan felt a little uncomfortable.

He didn't dare to compliment his wife at all about buying things.

Ying Sitong stuck out her tongue, "Next time, next time, next time." ”

"What do you buy?"

Xia Yuan opened the toilet door, and inside was a fluorescent turquoise toilet seat, and there was a jade table lamp next to it.

"Do you see that the toilet seat you bought, apart from glowing at night, being cold to sit on, and being difficult to clean?"

At that time, when the things were sent to his home, Xia Yuan saw that the price was 1480, and he almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurting out.

Is it easy for actors to make money?

It's easy for others, but it's so hard for me.

Ying Sitong followed behind his ass like a small tail.

Hearing Xia Yuan complain, she silently walked to the toilet and wiped it with a tissue.

"Who says it's useless, look at the circle of little stars in it, how cute they are twinkle and twinkle......?

Ying Sitong picked up the remote control and pressed the button, and the light on the toilet seat immediately flashed, and at the same time, beautiful music sounded.

"Twinkle and twinkle.

The sky is full of little stars......"

Xia Yuan was angry, snatched the remote control in her hand and pressed the switch.

Ouch my fiery temper.

Ying Sitong, I've put up with you for a long time!

"Who would want to sit on it and while still thinking about the twinkle underneath.

And don't you think it's particularly frustrating to just hit it from below?

What's more, I really don't want to listen to any nursery rhymes. ”

The nearest little white boat is scary enough.

Now I can't even look at it directly, can you be a person?

"What's this?" Ying Sitong pouted, "I think it's cute, and don't you think sitting on the Milky Way has a particularly sacred and empty feeling?"

There is a poem that says?

I don't know who cut it out in February?

Suspected of the Milky Way falling for nine days?"

Xia Yuan covered his forehead in pain, I really lost to you.

"Okay, forget about this toilet. ”

Xia Yuan held back his anger and continued to ask, "There is also this table lamp, we obviously have a lamp in the bathroom, why do you buy it? What's even more terrifying is that this is actually a voice-activated lamp." Who wants to and make a noise and the lights flicker on and off so scary?"

"You don't understand," Ying Sitong frowned, maintaining the table lamp, "Look at this workmanship, it is made in imitation of the Republic of China, high-grade tattoos, lotus lamps, lotus leaf lampshades, but it is advanced."

When I was live broadcasting, many anchor ladies recommended this one to me. ”

“......”

Xia Yuan felt extremely uncomfortable, he really wanted to beat up those unreliable anchor ladies.

"How do you explain the voice-activated lights?"

Ying Sitong wrinkled her nose and said, "Isn't this to save electricity?"

oh

my

god！

Xia Yuan suffered 10,000 critical blows in his heart.

He felt insulted by his intelligence.

"Save electricity, you have lost a lot of money on this lamp and still save it?"

"And," Ying continued, "you see, when you play the little star, the lamp will always be on, and it won't bother you to go to the toilet at all." ”

"Hehe......"

The corners of Xia Yuan's mouth twitched twice.

I want to laugh, but I can't laugh anymore.

"What about the mop?" Xia Yuan raised the mop erected to the side again, and there was a circle of lights on the mop floor.

"This mop is expensive. ”

Ying Sitong hurried to his side with small steps, like a few treasures, and held the drag in his hand.

Xia Yuan snorted coldly.

It's quite expensive.

348.

That's already enough to buy almost 10 useful mops.

"The light on it is beautiful, and it doesn't need a battery, usually when we mop the floor, it will automatically store power, and then it will light up on its own. ”

Ying Sitong picked it up, went to the spinning groove of the mop next to her, and pestled it twice.

The mop spun up and down quickly.

As it rotated, a circle of lights above lit up at once.

"Look, isn't it beautiful? When it spins......"

"You're pretty. ”

Xia Yuan couldn't stand it anymore, so he pulled her head over and clamped it under her armpit.

......

The two of them came to the bedroom.

Xia Yuan pointed to a piece of mosquito coil on the bedside table and asked, "What about this mosquito coil?" I really don't understand, why did you buy a glowing mosquito coil lamp?"

It is a lamp in the shape of a mosquito coil, and it has no effect on repelling mosquitoes at all. ”

"It's beautiful!" Ying Sitong's eyes sparkled, holding this mosquito incense lamp like holding a baby, "I'll tell you......"

"No, I don't want to listen. ”

Xia Yuan decisively refused and covered his ears in pain.

"What about this?"

Xia Yuan continued to take Ying Sitong to the balcony and pointed to one of the discs.

This disc, with a handle in the middle, is surrounded by a circle of slender copper pipes.

It looks a bit like a watering can for watering flowers.

Ying Sitong did use it to water the flowers.

But in fact it is a musical instrument, and its name is the water organ.

Ying Sitong covered her face a little uncomfortably, this was the only shopping failure in her life.

"I originally wanted to learn a simple instrument, and then my little eyelids recommended this. ”

Because her name is [Demon Monkey Shochu Little Eyelid], Ying Sitong's fans call themselves [Little Eyelids]

It is clear that these fans are real skin.

Xia Yuanqi doesn't fight anywhere, what kind of things are recommended?

You must know that the water organ is basically used for soundtracks in horror movies.

It doesn't need to be paired with other instruments at all, and it can make extremely terrifying and weird sounds on its own. (Friends who are interested in the water piano can search on the Internet)

The reason why the water organ is called a water organ is that it needs to be injected with water through a hole in the center, and then by shaking, the water will flow in it and make a sound through large and small copper pipes.

"So I didn't make the most of it, I bought it anyway, and I didn't waste it when I used it to water the flowers. ”

"Huh. ”

Xia Yuan was pure this time, and he couldn't even laugh.

"I don't dare to compliment your aesthetic at all. ”

Little eyes looked at him seriously, "But I think you're so good-looking." ”

"This ......"

......

Two days later, in the evening, Xia Yuan's door was knocked on by an aunt.

"What's wrong, Auntie?" Xia Yuan rubbed his sleepy eyes, looked at the time, and couldn't believe it was 3 o'clock in the morning.

"Young man, do you want to hire a Taoist priest, or a monk?" said the aunt with a panicked face.

"Why?"

The aunt is a neighbor who lives next door, and she has just moved in less than half a month, and the two families even have balconies next to each other.

As for why the previous family was in a hurry to move out, Xia Yuan didn't know.

The aunt looked inside, and the whole person was half frightened.

"You, you...... Why is there a coffin in your living room?"

"Uh......," Xia Yuan explained, "it's not a coffin, it's a coffee table, made of boats and planks." ”

"You know what?"

Auntie touched Xia Yuan's hand and found that it was still hot, and her heart was a little more stable.

It can be seen that the aunt is really scared, and cold sweat is oozing from her forehead.

"I'm telling you, young man, you really can't live in this house. The aunt said secretly, "I, I often see a woman in white standing on the balcony of your house, with long straight black hair, a prayer pot rotating in her hand, and the appearance has its own terrifying sound effect." ”

A woman in white?

Warp pot?

Comes with sound effects?

Oh.

Xia Yuan understood.

Ying Sitong, this guy can't sleep at night and comes out to water the flowers.

Xia Yuan smiled and explained to his aunt, "Oh, you read it wrong, that's not a ghost, that's my wife." ”

The aunt frowned, and stopped talking.

"Please mourn and be submissive. ”

"I ......"

......

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