Chapter 533: Sending you a father-in-law to the door
Li Feng was a little confused, don't say it's good, meat for melons, how did it become a melon stealer, kidnapped the little girl, this Nima misunderstood.
"Kaede, run. ”
"What kind of strange thing is this, still holding an iron fork, a monster. ”
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, it was so interesting, this little girl was a thief and a thief, it was so interesting. "Fengzi, don't be stupid, the police uncle will come in a while, you are to blame Shu Xiao. ”
"Blame Shu Huang has fallen into the pit. ”
Li Feng couldn't cry or laugh, looking at the strong man. "This brother is reasonable at first glance, let's be reasonable. ”
"Kaedeko, are you sure?"
The audience in the live broadcast room looked at the menacing strong man, this Nima doesn't look like it is reasonable, okay.
"Yes. ”
Li Feng patted the second senior brother, and the big man shouted and walked over quickly.
"Girl, is this person going to kidnap you?"
The big man, staring at Li Feng, with a fierce light in his eyes, dared to kidnap my girl. "Boy, are you going to kidnap my girl?"
"Okay, you have the guts. ”
No, Li Feng wants to say, don't be like this, okay, you've finished saying everything, let me say something. "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I want to exchange meat for some watermelon?"
"Don't talk about those useless things, my girl can't be married casually. ”
Li Feng was stunned again.
"What do you mean?"
The audience in the live broadcast room was completely stupid.
"Hahaha, Fengzi hurry up, call father-in-law. ”
"Father-in-law?"
"That's right, Kaede, call quickly. ”
"Hahaha. ”
The audience in the live broadcast room reacted immediately, and the meaning of this sentence was too magical.
"No, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, brother. ”
"Brother?"
The big man carried an iron fork. "Boy, what do you say?"
"Big brother, no, uncle, it's really a misunderstanding. Li Feng waved his hand again and again, who knows the customs in the mountains, abducting the bride does not seem to be a matter in the eyes of the Miao people, the question is how old this little girl is, and she is not really a strange thing.
The audience in the live broadcast room was crazy. "Fengzi, this is the father-in-law who sent it to the door, you can take it. ”
"Kaede asks for an address. ”
"The anchor asks for the address, and there is a daughter-in-law at home. ”
"I want my father-in-law too. ”
"You two coercions, Fengzi don't pay attention to them. "I'm poor B said. "Wait a minute, Fengzi, you tell me the place secretly, Nima, these people are lawless, just give people as fathers-in-law, I want to see who dares to be my father-in-law, there is no royal law. ”
"Hahaha, I'm a poor B, do you still want to have a face?"
I want your sister, for the sake of your father-in-law, store this face in the trash for a few days.
"Good boy, you're not a little daring. As soon as the big man heard it, Li Feng was the eldest brother again, and the uncle was screaming nonsense.
"Sure enough, it's the girl who came to abduct. ”
Speak, raise the iron fork. "Boy, come, let me weigh how many catties and taels your kid has. ”
spoke, the iron fork came directly, and the audience in the live broadcast room was still immersed in the dream of sending the father-in-law to the door, but it was done here. Li Feng brandished the red tassel gun to meet it, not to mention that the strength of the big man on the opposite side was really not small.
The two came for more than a dozen rounds, big man, waving their hands. "Stop, stop, boy, it's a lot of strength, girl, come here. ”
The little girl looked at her face, her little face turned red, Li Feng had a bad premonition, and sure enough, the big man patted the girl. "This kid is good, he has the strength to do it. ”
"What do you mean?"
"Nima, no, if you really want to call your father-in-law, you can't do it. ”
"This thing is amazing, the second senior brother stole two melons, but found a daughter-in-law for Li Feng, my brain is a little messy for Mao. ”
"Mess with Mao Xing, such a good thing, why haven't I encountered it. ”
Li Feng is only a star. "Uncle, don't be kidding, I have a girlfriend, no, a daughter-in-law. ”
"There is a daughter-in-law, you came to abduct my girl. ”
The big man, angry, held the iron fork. "Boy, if you don't make this clear, you don't want to leave today. ”
Li Feng came to lose his temper, what's the matter, he still came to buy and sell, whistled, Xiao Erhei ran and stood on both sides of Li Feng with the second senior brother.
Big man, stupid, the wild boar is surprising, which will run a black bear.
The girl blinked her eyes, staring at the appearance of Xiao Erhei, the black bear, the girl saw it for the first time, wild boars are often seen, and her father often goes into the mountains to hunt wild boars.
"Father-in-law, look at it, what will happen to me?"
"The father-in-law was frightened. ”
"What a good father-in-law, Fengzi is too wasteful. ”
The audience in the live broadcast room, one by one all kinds of floating screens, funny, it was so interesting, suddenly a big man popped up, and he wanted to pull Fengzi as his son-in-law, this posture.
"Gone, gone. ”
As soon as the big man saw Xiao Erhei appear, he turned his head and said to his girl. "Men with bears are not good men. ”
"Poof. ”
The live broadcast room burst into laughter. "Uncle, I accept your divine theory. ”
"Awesome, uncle, this summary is well done. ”
"That's right, a bear man is definitely not a good man. ”
"Hahaha, it's the first time I've heard such a magical theory, and I'm speechless, the truth. ”
The audience in the live broadcast room almost jumped out one by one to praise the big man.
Li Feng couldn't cry or laugh, he was going to fight and kill just now, and he would leave as soon as he saw Xiao Erhei turn around. "This uncle is a talent, he can bend and stretch. ”
"Superior. ”
"Tell me quickly, oh, where is this, no, I'm going to steal a few watermelons, and the watermelons are delicious." ”
"It's watermelon that's delicious, or recognize my father-in-law. ”
"Hahaha. ”
But the big man, turn around and leave, the girl doesn't do it. "Meat, meat. ”
"What, meat?"
The big man glanced at Xiao Erhei, and his eyes flashed with essence.
"The big black pig ate the watermelon, and this man had no money to pay, so he had to use the meat to offset the watermelon. "Girl, as she spoke, she looked at Li Feng and glared at Li Feng fiercely, what is this doing, don't be resentful.
As for what other feelings he carries, Li Feng felt that a twelve or thirteen-year-old child would have to do this. "Venison?" The big man pouted when he saw Li Feng take out two pieces of venison. "There is a lot of meat in my family. ”
Pouting, disdainful. "Just eat two watermelons. ”
The big man pouted. "What's the matter, don't leave yet. ”
Li Fengxin said, I finally met someone, so I left, what kind of words, besides, the Nima system has a task of cheating. "As a new Journey to the West that promotes positive energy, how can you casually eat other people's watermelon, this is not a manifestation of positive energy, the anchor should use your technology to conquer the man in front of you. ”
"Conquer your sister. "Li Fengxin said that the system is a big pit!!
"Task, the master eats watermelon, conquers the man in front of him with skills, and exchanges skills for watermelons. ”
"Audience task, everyone eats watermelon, rewards ten Galaxy Stars, and a lottery for the village carousel. ”
"Uncle, you see, we just came out of the mountains, and we are very hungry, can you give us a few more watermelons." Li Feng said with a smile.
"Fengzi, this cheek is good. ”
"It's good, bulletproof. ”
Dahan was stunned, and the audience in the live broadcast room was happy. "Uncle said in his heart, your sister is hungry, this kid is so shameless, the newly raised wild boar steals my watermelon, this will be blatantly want to eat watermelon, you say you don't have a dime on you, my family can't eat the venison, this Nima is embarrassed to speak. ”
"If I don't buy my family's watermelon, if it's not a family, I don't give it to outsiders. "Dahan, look at Li Feng, this young man is not bad, his face is thicker than himself, he is a good boy.
"Outsider, Kaede, hurry up and hug your father-in-law's thigh. ”
"Hahaha, do you really want Fengzi to be your son-in-law. ”
Li Feng was also a little confused, isn't it, just kidding. "Uncle, I see that your hair is quite long, otherwise, I'll help you cut your hair and replace it with watermelon?"
"Boy, look for death. ”
When the big man heard that he cut his hair, he was furious.
This time not only made Li Feng confused, but the audience in the live broadcast room was also confused. "Uncle, don't, I'm very skilled. ”
"The little prince with a shaved head. ”
"The technology is just now, and it's not a dime. ”
Li Feng didn't know that in the village where the big man on the opposite side was located, those who had clan rules did not shave their heads and did not cut their hair, Li Feng had stabbed into a hornet's nest.
Finally, Li Feng appeased the angry man, and he had to listen to the clan rules, Li Feng was dumbfounded.
"What's wrong with Fengzi, shaving your head meets a village that doesn't shave your head and doesn't cut your hair, and it's numb. ”
"After studying for so many days, the bald head technique is forced to stop. ”
"Sympathize with poor Fengzi, there are such strange clan rules. ”
"Fengzi admit it, how good it is to be a son-in-law obediently. ”
Li Feng is helpless, this watermelon is not good to eat, there is no shortage of meat, cutting hair is taboo when it comes to others, Nima, don't play so hard. "What's the matter?" Li Feng scratched his head and grabbed the watermelon, he couldn't do it himself, and he couldn't steal the watermelon like the second senior brother.
Besides, Li Feng's tall image is not suitable for stealing watermelons.
Go to the village first, and then find a way, fortunately, the big man didn't make it difficult for Li Feng, picked a few watermelons and took Li Feng back to the village, the village is not big, seven or eight families, and they are all hunting here.
"What is this for?"
"Than arrows. ”
The girl said, glancing at Li Feng. "Will you?"
Li Feng nodded, just kidding, 100% of the archery miracle is me.
"Wow, this village is a hunter's village?"
"Look, this little baby is doing a good job of archery. ”
Fengzi was dumbfounded now, and the meat he carried couldn't be exchanged for anything at all. ”
"Everybody has a lot of meat. ”
"Poor Kaede. ”
"Hey, than arrows, how can there be meat, is this a target?"
A few people tried archery, and there were some large ceramic bowls on the side, meat and wine jars in them.
"It's a pre-test ritual, isn't it?"
"Fengzi quickly ask, what is this? ”
"That's right. ”
A few black clay pots, a few large bowls, all of which were game, but raw.
Li Feng saw that so many viewers in the live broadcast room were curious, and he was very puzzled and asked the girl on the side. "It's a jackpot. ”
"Color?"
Li Feng's eyes lit up, this thing is good. "Do you like to drink?"
The girl glanced at Li Feng, suddenly a little shy, and nodded. "Like. ”
"Great. ”
Li Feng clapped his hands. "Will I be able to compete?"
"You want to participate in the arrow competition?" the girl looked at Li Feng with a surprised expression.
"You don't have any arrows, do you?"
"Hahaha, the girl is simple, the first arrow in the world, don't you know?"
"That's right, Fengzi's archery skills are unparalleled in the world, and people are one. ”
"I, Fengzi, said modestly, the arrow man is me. ”
Li Feng really wants to strangle me, I'm poor B, these two goods. "Who said, look at my bow and arrows. As he spoke, Li Feng took out his bow and arrows and feather arrows from the big cloth.
The girl really saw it. "Are you sure you want to compete, Brother Erniu also participated today, and he has the best archery skills. ”
"As long as it's not Zeng Erniu, I'm not afraid. Li Feng said with a smile.
The girl nodded shyly and took Li Feng to the side of the competition field. "Participating in the competition?" Erniu looked at Li Feng with small eyes, and then at the girl, angry, this kid came to rob his daughter-in-law.
In Erniu's eyes, the girl was already his daughter-in-law, and she was unbearable, and the provocation came up. "Wait, little white face. ”