Chapter 491: What a wronged little black dog
Damn, Bull Demon King, you can do it, you can speak human language. ”
Lu Zifeng stared at the 'Bull Demon King' in the cowshed, and was overjoyed, his original wish was finally realized.
The Bull Demon King nodded and smiled, of course, the smile on his watch was not obvious, and he said, "Master, I will be able to speak soon after you left last time. ”
Lu Zifeng was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Is it really the effect of the psychic pill?"
"Hmm!"
The bull demon nodded repeatedly.
Lu Zifeng hurriedly looked down at the little black dog at his feet, frowned, and said, "Little Hei, didn't you also eat the psychic pill I refined with my own hands?"
The little black dog's face was depressed, and he wanted to say, "How do I know, I have to ask you, an alchemist! Is it eccentric, the pill given to me is a defective product, and the one given to the old cow of the 'Bull Demon King' is a fine product."
Of course, these words are only in its heart, and it wants to say it, but it can't say it.
The Bull Demon King interjected: "Maybe the little black dog's talent is not as smart as mine." ”
Lu Zifeng: "......"
Dogs are not as smart as cows?
This is the first time I've heard of it.
Sure enough, the little black dog was not convinced on the spot, and barked at the Bull Demon King several times, as if to say: "Who said that I am not as smart as you, you cow is the stupidest animal." ”
The Bull Demon King smiled: "Little black dog, it's useless to bark, the facts are here, you can't be convinced." ”
"Wow!"
The little black dog can't wait to rush up and fight the Bull Demon King for 300 rounds, and dare to insult my dog's IQ.
"You see, you can only babble, the gap with me is too big. "The Bull Demon King speaks Mandarin quite well.
The little black dog was angry, like a dumb man who was scolded, but he couldn't fight back so uncomfortable, he jumped, lying on the fence of the cowshed, and had a big posture that I want to fight with your stupid cow today.
"You little arms and legs, do you still want to fight with me?"
The Bull Demon King is not good at stubble, and shouted to Lu Zifeng: "Master, you open the fence door for me, I want to teach this little stupid dog a lesson today." ”
Watching the dog and cow scolding, Lu Zifeng couldn't help laughing, "Bull Demon King, forget it, everyone is a family, and we should live in peace." “
The Bull Demon King nodded obediently, "Yes, master, I listen to you, and I don't know like a dog." ”
The little black dog is still barking, and if it can speak, the content of what it says must be: "Come on, you have the ability to come out, I'm still afraid that you won't make it?"
Lu Zifeng squatted down, touched the little black dog's head, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't be angry, our little black is not stupid, the main thing is that the Bull Demon King ate two psychic pills, and our little black only ate one." ”
The little black dog stopped yelling, erected his front feet, lay on Lu Zifeng's thigh, and stuck out his tongue on Lu Zifeng's, very aggrieved, he couldn't fight back after being scolded by a cow.
Lu Zifeng said: "Bull Demon King, in the future, we are not allowed to say that our little black is not smart. ”
"Oh. ”
The Bull Demon King nodded, but he was not convinced, and said secretly: "This puppy is not very smart!"
Lu Zifeng took out an extra psychic pill from the storage belt, stretched it out to the little black dog's mouth, and said, "Come, Xiao Hei, I'll give you another one, I believe you will be able to speak human words later." ”
When he said this, Lu Zifeng actually didn't know the bottom in his heart, after all, the psychic pill that the Bull Demon King ate at the beginning was the original product in the Immortal Palace, and the quality should be better than that of himself, a fledgling novice alchemist, right?
When the little black dog saw the psychic pill, his eyes lit up, he stretched out his tongue, and the pill melted in his mouth, and then he looked at the bull demon king in the cowshed very proudly, and even didn't forget to call twice: "Wangwang......"
"Hehe......"
The Bull Demon King glanced at his head, and he was very disgusted with the appearance of the little black dog.
Half an hour later, the little black dog lay on the ground, listless, and tears of grievance.
This elixir is not the original taste at all, and now, let alone fluent mouth, it is not as good as even a two-year-old child, and a two-year-old child will shout 'Baba' twice.
The Bull Demon King couldn't help laughing, and pretended to encourage: "That little black, don't be discouraged, maybe the effect of the medicine hasn't worked yet, it took me nearly half an hour to get the effect." ”
The little black dog glanced at the Bull Demon King with disgust, but it didn't bark as manically as before
, but lying on the ground without love, falling into self-doubt, is he really not as smart as an old cow?
No way, we dogs are the smartest of all the poultry!
"Ahem......"
Lu Zifeng coughed softly twice, relieving the embarrassment at the moment, before giving the little black dog the psychic pill, he still had great expectations, after all, the Bull Demon King would only spit out the truth after eating his own pill.
But now, he had to admit that his practice skills still needed to be improved.
Or is it ...... This little black dog's talent is indeed not very good.
But no matter what, at present, he should first comfort the little black dog with a wounded heart, he picked up the little black dog and comforted: "Little black dog, don't be sad and sad, maybe the elixir I refined has expired, wait a few days, I will refine a few more for you to take, to ensure that you can speak like the Bull Demon King." ”
The little black dog looked at Lu Zifeng with wide eyes, as if asking again, "Is this true?"
Through Xiao Hei's eyes, Lu Zifeng roughly guessed Xiao Hei's thoughts, nodded and said, "It's absolutely true, I won't lie to you...... If you can't speak human words yet, it's probably because you're not very smart. ”
Of course, in the second half of the words, Lu Zifeng didn't say it, and it hit the little black dog's young heart, which was not good.
The little black dog was radiant again, stood up energetically, and drilled into Lu Zifeng's arms very crookedly, and from time to time he used his tongue to touch Lu Zifeng's arm, and his tail also swung as much as possible.
Lu Zifeng shook his head and smiled, this little black dog's temper is a little like a child, moody.
"Bull Demon King, can you speak without scaring my parents?" Lu Zifeng asked curiously.
The Bull Demon King said: "I'm afraid that the lord and lady will be scared and suspect that I am a monster, so I haven't spoken in front of them or anyone else for more than a year. ”
It's no wonder that my parents didn't talk to me about it when they just talked, and they didn't know yet...... Lu Zifeng praised: "Bull Demon King, you did the right thing, my parents don't know the specific situation, I don't know the specific situation, I don't know if I think you'll be a monster and you will be chopped with a knife." ”
When the Bull Demon King heard this, he trembled, and he lost his wit.
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Early morning.
The sun rises and illuminates the earth.
The quiet Lujiazhuang gradually became noisy, and there were three or two people walking around on the country road.
Lu Zifeng sat on the roof of the villa, closed his eyes and recuperated, adjusting various problems such as the meridians, dantians, and even the true qi accumulated in various places in his body such as musculoskeletal bodies.
It's all because the previous cultivation was too crazy, and he absorbed too much aura, which caused the absorbed aura in his body to be transformed into true qi and was not completely absorbed, and now it is accumulated everywhere in the body, and only when the body gradually digests these accumulated true qi completely, can he further practice.
"Hey, the higher the strength of this cultivation path, the more problems you will encounter. ”
Lu Zifeng opened his eyes, sighed for a while, jumped downstairs, and didn't pay much attention to it.
After the strength reaches this step of him, it is useless to be in a hurry, and it has to rely on time to precipitate.
The little black dog woke up early in the morning, sat on the ground and quietly looked at Lu Zifeng, and when he saw him jumping, he immediately ran to him in circles, his tail wagging wildly.
"Let's go, Blackie, follow me to the vegetable patch. Lu Zifeng beckoned as he walked.
The little black body jumped and ran in front of Lu Zifeng, wanting to lead the way.
"Master, will you take me to the mountains to play today?"
In the cowshed, after the Bull Demon King heard the movement, he immediately stretched out his head outside the fence, looked at Lu Zifeng, and asked expectantly.
Lu Zifeng showed an embarrassed face, "Bull Demon King, I may not be free today, but I ...... tomorrow I'll take you there tomorrow. ”
"Last time, I said tomorrow, but it's been more than a year...... Bull Demon King said frustratedly.
"Really?"
Lu Zifeng smiled awkwardly and touched his sideburns,
The Bull Demon King nodded his head several times.
Lu Zifeng affirmed: "Bull Demon King, don't worry, tomorrow the master will definitely take you there, if you don't take you, I ...... I'll stew the little black for you to eat. ”
The little black dog's eyes widened, and his hairs suddenly rose and he was frightened.
The Bull Demon King smiled: "Although I only eat vegetarian food and don't eat it, but Xiao Hei, I want to taste it." ”
Black: "......"
It retreated again and again, and felt the urge to run away.
Seeing Xiao Hei's embarrassment, Lu Zifeng smiled: "Just kidding...... Just kidding, don't be afraid. ”
Xiao Hei exhaled a long breath and looked at the ground, a wet line was wet, scared to pee, so ashamed!
After making another promise to the Bull Demon King, Lu Zifeng took Xiao Hei to the vegetable field.
The vegetable field of an acre of field grows very well, the cabbage is like a banana fan, emerald green, the eggplant is the same, long and thick, similar to a human arm, and the pepper, red, like a work of art, the cucumber is even more amazing, at first glance I thought it was a winter melon, and the corn is the same, growing several times taller than people......
"Hey, isn't that a watermelon? Isn't it a little too much, each one has a fifty-pound appearance, it should be ripe." ’
Lu Zifeng's eyes turned to the vegetable field where watermelons were planted on the side, and his face suddenly became happy, he liked to eat watermelons the most.
Opening his divine sense, Lu Zifeng glanced at the watermelon field, it was all ripe, and it must be sweet and delicious.
Lu Zifeng picked a pepper, an eggplant, a cucumber, tore off a piece of cabbage, and felt that he might not be able to finish it today, and finally picked the largest watermelon, ready to go home.
Just as he put all his things into the storage belt and turned home, his eyes were coincidental, and he caught a glimpse of a sneaky person approaching this side not far away, and after a closer look, it was still an old acquaintance.
Lu Zifeng smiled at the corner of his mouth and walked over.
The man seemed to have found Lu Zifeng, he was stunned, stood motionless, stared at Lu Zifeng who was approaching for a long time, and finally convinced that he was not wrong, so he turned around and ran.
But before he could run a few steps, it suddenly went dark in front of him, and the figure flashed in front of him at some point, but fortunately he braked in time and didn't hit it.
"Third uncle, what did you see me running?"
It turned out that this sneaky person was none other than Lu Zifeng's third uncle, Lu Yincai.
Lu Yincai knew that he was discovered, and he couldn't run, so he grinned and said, "Zifeng, when did you come back, it's really been a long time, and the third uncle misses you." ”
"Really, thank you for thinking about my nephew and me. ”
Lu Zifeng smiled and continued to ask: "But Third Uncle, if you think of me so much, why do you want to run away when you see me?"
"Did you run away?"
Lu Yincai pretended to be stupid, "I didn't see it was Zifeng you just now, otherwise I wouldn't have run away." ”
Lu Zifeng laughed, "Third uncle, your ability to lie has not changed." ”
Lu Yincai's face was ugly, but he had to accompany his smiling face, his nephew was not what it used to be, and he could no longer reprimand him casually.
Lu Zifeng smiled and asked, "Third uncle, what are you doing here this morning?"
Lu Yincai smirked: "Zifeng, come to the vegetable field to pick some vegetables, and make breakfast later." ”
"But how do I remember that the third uncle's vegetable plot is not in this area. ”
Lu Zifeng said with a smile.
Lu Yincai was stunned on the spot, and his face turned red when the lie was exposed on the spot.
After coming back to his senses, he spit out and said, "Zifeng, the third uncle is not exercising, I plan to go around to my vegetable field from here, so that I can exercise more." ”
Lu Zifeng: "......"
This lie can still be rounded, and he admires his third uncle a little.
Little lyar!
Lu Zifeng said: "Third uncle, I thought you came to my house to steal vegetables." ”
Lu Yincai's face changed, his mind was pierced, his heart was pounding, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Zifeng, don't wronged the third uncle, I don't have such a bad heart." ”
Lu Zifeng patted Lu Yincai's shoulder, saw through it, and said with a smile: "I still believe that the third uncle is a human being." Okay, I'm leaving, the third uncle will go pick vegetables. ”
"Eh, goodbye, Zifeng. ”
Lu Yincai breathed a sigh of relief, he was almost caught, but fortunately he was witty.