Chapter 763: A Magical Festival
While eating, Hang Chuxue brushed Douyin, every time this kind of festival, there are jokes similar to this on a certain sound.
There are those who show affection, those who post red envelopes, those who post gifts, those who also date and eat together, and those who confess that they are successfully together, and of course, there are also some who break up on the same day.
Whenever she sees a breakup video, Hang Chuxue will always watch it patiently, and even have a little refreshed feeling, love, she envy and want to have, but her current thinking is that if she can't get it, she will destroy it.
"Boss, don't you shoot a certain sound on this festival today, your certain sound has not been updated recently, and the popularity has dropped a lot, so it's not good!" Hang Chuxue suddenly asked.
In this regard, Xu Yang thought for a while and responded: "Shoot a certain sound, forget it, it's too troublesome to wash your face, if you want to shoot, go to the second bedroom to catch Ping'an and Rhubarb, and shoot them!"
"Hey, yes, good idea, I'll go!"
said that he couldn't even take care of eating, so he took his mobile phone and went straight to the second bedroom.
At this time, Ping An and Rhubarb slept in the second bedroom, although Rhubarb is not big, but the character is very strong, especially when eating, maybe it is the reason why he has been a stray cat, although the little paw does not have much strength, he often smokes Ping'an's big mouth.
On the contrary, it is safe, although there are a lot of sizes now, but it seems to be like a giant caterpillar, the face is super fat, and he often falls flat when he walks, not to mention the steps, and even the door frame has to pass for a long time.
At this time, Rhubarb is lying on Ping'an's head to take a nap, cats, they love to sleep during the day, and the night is its mental time, and Ping'an is lying there motionless in front of the mattress.
The relationship between the two of them should be quite harmonious, but this status and body type are really inversely proportional.
"Peace, rhubarb, sister is here!"
"My God, Ping'an, why are you fat again, you really feel more and more like a pig!" Hang Chuxue shouted to the two of them as soon as she came in.
"Whew~~ Wang!"
"Meow~"
Hearing the movement, both of them also reacted one after another, after all, the other party should come often, and the smell on their bodies was already familiar.
Rhubarb stretched out on Ping'an's head, and then jumped down to go somewhere else, while Ping'an looked very happy around Hang Chuxue.
The two little things are both meaty, fluffy, and lethal to girls, which is also one of the reasons why Hang Chuxue often comes to his house, petting cats and dogs!
And she immediately thought of a good idea, today is 520, then she will shoot a group of love stories of cats and dogs, people have no object, so you can't make up cp for cats and dogs!
After that, the rhubarb that walked away was recaptured, even if its little short legs resisted desperately, it was useless, as for peace, this thing didn't run at all, and the dogs were more relatives.
More than an hour later, Hang Chuxue came out of the second bedroom satisfied.
"Ah, it's finally filmed, boss, do you want to take a look, I'm going to make a love story of rhubarb and peace, and it's best to make a series!"
Xu Yang: "I don't look at it, just look at it, now you have begun to squeeze child labor!"
"That's what I'm talking about, I'm just taking some pictures!"
"Then why did Rhubarb and Ping An scream for an hour?"
Hang Chuxue:...
Although she was speechless, she didn't care, but began to update a certain sound, which is a simple combination of several sets of photos plus BGM.
And carefully marked the names of rhubarb and peace.
For Hang Chuxue, it couldn't be simpler, and the soundtrack material in her hand was greatly promoted.
When this certain sound was updated, people who followed him were pushed, and many people commented instantly.
Since he posted a Weibo during the Chinese New Year, there has been no news of him on the Internet for three months, and it is inevitable to be excited when you see this certain sound.
"My day, the dog has a girlfriend, why don't I have it, it's heartbroken!"
"Is this Xu Yang's cat and dog?"
"This name, the real earth, I use my heels to name better than you!"
"It's said that you have a daughter, let's take a look at Sisi!"
"Who is my wife, I pay more attention to this!"
"Phew, scumbag!"
The comments varied, but most of them still focused on the love of Ping An and Rhubarb.
Looking at the increase in playbacks, likes, and comments, Hang Chuxue couldn't help but feel a little beautiful, and she would look at the private messages from netizens one by one, although she didn't reply, but this didn't affect her mood.
But after a while, she was a little confused, because the content of today's private message was a little off, and she received a lot of messages from girls to Xu Yang.
"Boss, a lot of people have sent you private messages, can you take a look?"
Xu Yang: "I don't read it, have you seen so many private messages on Weibo, I'm a human being, whether it's a computer or not, how can I read it!"
"But today's message is very interesting, oh, a lot of girls are asking you, today is 520, how to ask your boyfriend for a gift tactfully, ask for a red envelope, this... Am the girls so direct now?Am I not outdated?" Hang Chuxue said with some self-doubt.
Xu Yang: "How realistic the current society is, in fact, there is nothing realistic, I am afraid that some people take other people's contributions for granted." ”
"This is nothing, when I was on "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" last year, I saw something worse than this, that kind of is equivalent to the late stage of pastoral feminism, and compared with those two girls, these little girls are still a little worse!"
He didn't understand it before, but since he saw some girls with extremely distorted views on "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", he realized that the forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds, and we can only restrain ourselves if we can't control others.
You don't have money yourself, you have to think about earning it yourself, not thinking about asking for it from others.
Those who ask for gifts are bearable, and those who ask for money directly are too much, although it is very tactful, what other people's girlfriends have transferred, but my boyfriend has no movement, etc., looking at him actually wants to laugh.
It's not that he doesn't know what kind of experience can make a person like this.
"Boss, shall we still reply, or do we not care?" Hang Chuxue asked.
Xu Yang: "Since so many people ask, then I'll answer it, forget it one by one, I'll shoot a video and reply to it uniformly!"
"How do you shoot a video and upload this thing?"
"Here and here, I'll teach you!"
After a while, figuring out the shooting method, Xu Yang took the other party's mobile phone to the balcony, pointed the camera at himself, pressed the shooting button, and said:
"Happy 520 everyone, I just posted a video of my family's safety and rhubarb, and then a bunch of little girls sent me private messages, and I was stunned!"
"What kind of festival is this 520, isn't it a festival for two people who really love each other to spend together, eat together and stay for a while. ”
"When will it become a large-scale begging festival, ask me how to ask my boyfriend for money, gifts, red envelopes, ask the wrong person, sister, I really can't do it!"
"As a man, I tell you, men hate girlfriends and ask him for things, I can give gifts, but you can't ask for them, besides, what is it that is coming, you have to use money if something happens to your family!"
"Also, if you really want a gift, I'll teach you a trick, you go and give him a gift, send him a red envelope, whether this man really forgets or doesn't want to give, he will show something when he receives your gift, of course, you don't send a five-yuan two, and then expect him to send you 520!"
"I remember the festival so clearly, but I didn't see what you prepared for the other party, what's the matter, you're here to get rid of poverty after 520!"
"Don't send me a private message for this kind of question in the future, I hate this kind of question and hate the person who asks this kind of question, how can such a big person not have self-knowledge!"
"I don't need this kind of person to like me, I want this kind of person to stay away from me, the farther away the better!"
After speaking, he uploaded this video directly, and Hang Chuxue on the side hurriedly said when he saw this: "Boss, is it really good to say this, are the words more intense!"
Xu Yang: "It's late, the upload has been completed!"
Hang Chuxue:...
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