Chapter 1489 Randy Hawk who was fooled and lame by his cheap dad!~
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In the reception room, Shu Yunwen and Randy Hawk were simply polite, and Anda Langping poured Shu Yunwen a cup of coffee, and then stood aside with Matsushita Heizaburo and listened quietly.
After the two of them exchanged polite words for five or six minutes, Randy Hawk smiled and said, "Mr. Yunwen, after coming to Japan this time, I heard Japanese friends talk about your rumors. They say that after you woke up, it seems that you have awakened your special bloodline and possessed very great power, just like your father, Mr. Keqin, right?"
"Uh...... You can say that!" Shu Yunwen responded, pouting slightly-
In other words, our strength comes from the depths of the soul of the ghost wizard inheritance, right? It has nothing to do with this body of the liar father......
"Really?" Randy Hawk's eyes lit up, "So, all those rumors about you are true......?
"Flutter ......"
Fire Cloud Divine Palm?
Why did you inquire about this rumor with the garden?
Anyway, can't we inquire about some normal private matters?
Shu Yunwen complained with a black line in his head, but thinking that he was also the most forced spirit exterminator in Japan, it was not easy to deny these things to lower his compulsion, so he coughed lightly and changed the topic: "What...... Mr. Randy, did you come to me this time and need my help?"
"Well, that's right. Randy Hawk was really changed by Shu Yunwen, and then took out a check from his clothes pocket and said, "Mr. Yunwen, I have heard from a friend here in Japan about your appearance fee, this is my consultation fee this time, I want to ask you to help me calculate a hexagram and take a look at my recent blessings ......and misfortunes."
After Randy Hawk finished speaking, Shu Yunwen said "ha", and his face was speechless: "...... You say hexagrams?"
"Yes!" Randy Hawk nodded, looking at Shu Yunwen expectantly, "Your father is the most powerful soothsayer I have ever seen......!"
“...... Is there a problem with what I'm saying?"
Nonsense! Of course there is a problem! And this is a big problem, go to the good felling?
We are a ghost wizard, not a hexagram master, acquaintance, and we don't know how good our faces are?
You asked us to tell you a fortune teller who specializes in removing spirits, are you serious?
Shu Yunwen was a little powerless to complain, and after a deep groan, he spoke: "What's that...... Mr. Randy, do you have any misunderstanding? I'm good at killing spirits, not divination?"
"How is that possible? Mr. Keqin is obviously very good at divination, and it was only by listening to his words that I changed from an ordinary farmer to an oil tycoon worth tens of billions of ......dollars."
After Randy Hawk finished speaking, Shu Yunwen looked confused when he heard it, and couldn't help but ask, "Wait! You said that you became rich after listening to my father's words?"
"That's right!" Randy Hawk nodded, "Have you forgotten? Ten years ago, I was traveling to Japan, and I met your family eating out at a restaurant, and then your father suddenly accosted me, and said that 'there is an amazing wealth hidden on the farm', and told me to dig out the ...... when I go back."
"And then?" Shu Yunwen asked.
“...... Then I found the oil on my farm, switched to digging oil, and became an oil tycoon!~"
After Randy Hawk finished speaking, Shu Yunwen let out a "ha", and the corners of his mouth twitched-
Damn! The gorgeous transformation you said on TV from a street farmer to an oil tycoon is because of this cheap dad's casual nonsense! Do we want to be so metaphysical?
Wait! This is not metaphysics at all!
When his cheap dad said that "there is amazing wealth hidden on the farm", nine times out of ten he was not referring to oil, but to the cattle, sheep, and crops he raised on the farm.
This old cowboy must have misunderstood his cheap dad's words and found a few people to find oil by mistake!
This shit luck ...... Why don't we go back and buy a farm in the United States and dig a few shovels to try?
Shu Yunwen was speechless in his heart, and Randy Hawk continued: "...... After that, I would come to Mr. Keqin every year for divination, and Mr. Keqin was accurate every time! The second year after the oil was dug up from the farm, I was worried that someone would covet me and kidnap me for money and kill me when I became rich, but Mr. Keqin said that my family had been cowboys for generations, and that I had the protection of the cowboy god, so I didn't have to worry about this at all—after the divination, I went back to the United States, and the next day I was kidnapped, and when they took me away, the car had an accident, and the kidnappers were all dead, and I didn't even hurt a single hair!"
“...... So since then, I haven't even hired a bodyguard, because I believe Mr. Keqin's words, the cowboy god has been protecting me!"
I'll you! God is protecting you! I think it's almost like fooling you!
In other words, in a country like the United States, where guns are rampant, you billionaire don't even hire bodyguards...... You've been fooled by your cheap dad, haven't you?
Shu Yunwen didn't know what to say, and Randy Hawk began to talk about his "adventures" over the years - this old man, like a real-life player, was basically kidnapped twice a year, and every time he was unharmed, and every time he got out of trouble, he would say something in front of media reporters "The protection of the cowboy god" and "The descendants of the cowboy can protect themselves" and the like. Now this is awesome, it seems that the media reporters have some believers......
Randy Hawk finished talking about his adventures, and continued to talk about the hexagrams that Shu Keqin had calculated for him over the years, and then said quietly: "The last hexagram that Mr. Keqin calculated for me was three years ago...... He said, 'It seems that calamity is coming,' 'This is the last hexagram he has calculated for me,' and so on. When I heard this, I thought I was going to have some accident, and I was scared for more than a year, but everything was fine. Just as I was about to come to Japan to ask Mr. Kaqin about his guilt, I heard that Mr. Kaqin had passed away in a car accident—"
It was then that I realized that Mr. Keqin's 'calamity' did not come upon me, but upon himself. Mr. Keqin, he must have seen his fate, so he said goodbye to me during that divination......"
Randy Hawk's words fell, and he shook his head with a sigh and nostalgia, and Shu Yunwen let out a "uh", with a black line in his head-
Seeing your fate, saying goodbye to you, why are you thinking too much?
What is the "calamity coming" gods, it is clear that it is the basic routine of a liar?
If you are unfortunate enough to die, it will naturally be a "calamity", and he will be able to brag to others that he has seen through your fate and predicted your death, so as to enhance his reputation......
This routine, the group of dead liars led by Shingo Endo in our office played 6 more than one by one, and you actually believed it?!
By the way, is your IQ really online?
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