Text Text_Chapter 4 You can't do it
That Li Xiangyang took three steps and two steps, walked in front of Yang Yunfan, and sneered: "Did you stinky boy take some unclean food for Sandalwood to eat? If you eat something unclean, of course you will have a stomachache. ”
Li Xiangyang thought that Yang Yunfan looked like a dirty bun and was easy to bully, but who knew that he was completely wrong.
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Yunfan stood up suddenly.
"What are you talking about? You four-eyed field chicken, talk to talk, retract your dog's paws!" Yang Yunfan is tall, more than 1.8 meters, and Li Xiangyang looks thin and thin, just like an addict. As soon as Yang Yunfan stood up, he was a little empty.
"I, I don't know as much as you!"
Li Xiangyang glanced at Yang Yunfan with a fierce look, then looked at Lu Sandalwood, and changed the topic: "Sandalwood, let me see your belly, I am from the Medical Department of Xiangtan University." ”
While speaking, that Li Xiangyang cautiously bypassed Yang Yunfan and came to Lu Sandalwood's side, making a gesture to put his hand on Lu Sandalwood's stomach.
"Hehe, your four-eyed field chicken is really interesting. Give you a rope and you'll climb down the pole. ”
As soon as Yang Yunfan saw him like this, he knew that he was going to take the opportunity to eat tofu without saving him face, and said bluntly sarcastically: "However, I advise you not to beat her idea." I see that your limbs are weak, your eyes are blue, and there are inexplicable vertical lines on your forehead, and it is estimated that your kidneys are very deficient. I guess you have a stomachache every day at five o'clock and you get up and have diarrhea, right?"
"You, how do you know?" As soon as Li Xiangyang heard this, his face changed instantly.
How did this dumpling know about such a secret thing? He didn't tell anyone about it. Kidney deficiency at a young age, such a shameful thing, he won't say it.
"How do I know?"
Yang Yunfan sneered and said, "Don't you know that your face is pale and dull, and there are vertical lines on your forehead? It's a shame that you still say that you are studying medicine. ”
I didn't expect this soil bun to have a little medical skills, it is estimated that the blind cat touched the dead mouse.
Li Xiangyang thought to himself that the other party had said what he was thinking, but he didn't want to be embarrassed in front of Lu Sandalwood, so he didn't say anything more at the moment, lowered his head and bypassed Yang Yunfan, and went to Lu Sandalwood.
"Four-eyed field chicken, I advise you to watch less of those * things, and think less of those dirty things. Otherwise, when your waist and knees are sore, your abdomen is cold, your limbs are cold, and your limbs are warm, you will be unlucky. ”
Li Xiangyang turned a deaf ear, snorted, turned his head and glared at Yang Yunfan, and said inwardly: "You stinky turtle, alarmist, don't get out of the way! You stink so much, you're about to smoke people to death! Sandalwood is now having trouble breathing, and it seems that she needs artificial respiration." You turtle talks so badly, you must have bad breath. So, I'm going to do this artificial respiration. ”
After speaking, he was proud, took a few breaths, and was about to come to Lu Sandalwood's side.
Lu Tanxiang didn't bother to pay attention to Li Xiangyang, a toad, at this time, and pushed him away with his last strength, but kept begging Yang Yunfan and said, "Little brother, can you help me pinch a few more times?"
"What? Pinch a few more times? What do you want him to pinch you? You, you ......" When the young man heard this, his face immediately turned extremely red!
He has pursued this Lu Sandalwood since high school and has pursued it until college. is still stubborn and applied for the same school as her, just to get close to the water and get the moon first. Who knew that he had only been separated from Lu Sandalwood for a few hours, and he would let people take advantage of it!
In an instant, he was like a bulging toad, his cheeks were puffing, and he glared at Yang Yunfan: "Boy, I see that you dare to move!"
"Sandalwood, wait for me for a while!" After speaking, that Li Xiangyang hurriedly ran out.
In less than a minute, he was running back sweating profusely.
I saw him take out a packet of painkillers as if offering treasures, and handed it to Lu Sandalwood: "Sandalwood, take this painkiller, it will take effect in half an hour." ”
Yang Yunfan took a look, and it turned out to be "ibuprofen sustained-release capsules".
Seeing this medicine, he almost fainted.
A big man actually carried a packet of painkillers for menstrual cramps, which made people speechless.
It's just that Lu Sandalwood glanced at the painkiller, her face became even more ugly, and she reprimanded: "I'm allergic to this drug." Li Xiangyang, do you want to kill me?"
After scolding a few words, Lu Sandalwood clutched her stomach again, her legs intertwined, and it seemed that the pain was extremely uncomfortable.
"What should I do?"
Li Xiangyang pretended to be anxious.
Then, he lifted his glasses, and suddenly, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he said obscenely: "Otherwise, let me rub your stomach for you." I have a good technique and help you rub your stomach to make sure that you don't have pain in any time. ”
"Fuck off, you!"
Before Li Xiangyang finished speaking, Yang Yunfan ripped the obscene four-eyed field chicken away and walked to Lu Sandalwood.
Without saying a word, Yang Yunfan began to take off Lu Sandalwood's shoes.
Although Li Xiangyang was torn apart, he was unwilling to leave, and watched coldly to see what Yang Yunfan wanted to do. If it doesn't work for a while, he'll go up and scold him for being a bloody dog. Unexpectedly, Yang Yunfan didn't say a word, and took off Lu Sandalwood's shoes first. Lu Sandalwood's tender white little feet were exposed.
"What are you doing? Why are you playing hooligans in public? Why are you taking off her shoes?"
Li Xiangyang thought that he was not Yang Yunfan's opponent, so he simply called out, trying to attract the attention of others.
Sure enough, as soon as I heard that someone was playing hooligans here, not only the flight attendants came over, but also attracted a lot of idle passengers.
"Stupid!"
Yang Yunfan lightly spit out two words, and the angry Li Xiangyang's face was purple for a while and blue for a while.
"Young man, what are you doing?" At this time, the flight attendant also arrived, and when he saw Yang Yunfan's movements, he frowned and asked.
Before Yang Yunfan could answer, an aunt next to him said: "I think this young man seems to be a Chinese medicine practitioner who is taking acupuncture points." Help the little girl massage it. ”
And next, Yang Yunfan's words just confirmed what the aunt said.
Yang Yunfan glanced at Lu Sandalwood and said: "Dysmenorrhea is located in the uterus, and the changes are in the qi and blood. I have already helped you massage the Hegu acupoint, and now I will take the Taichong acupoint to continue to help you dredge your blood. Remember, this point is located on the dorsal side of the foot, where the first and second toes join the metatarsals. You press it with your finger and you can feel the arteries reflecting your hand. Next time, if you have more pain, you can massage yourself. ”
"Thank you. ”
Lu Sandalwood nodded palely, because the previous massage effect was very good, she trusted Yang Yunfan very much.
"You're a guy who doesn't have any hair, or is it a Chinese medicine doctor?" Li Xiangyang obviously didn't have much interest in Chinese medicine, and snorted disdainfully, "Are you okay?"
Who knew that Yang Yunfan raised his head and glared, and said coldly to Li Xiangyang: "Just you, a guy with kidney deficiency*, you still wanted to artificially respirate other girls just now." You say you, okay?"